Busted; Simon Nytes

| February 6, 2013

ecook sends us this video from someone who encountered a phony, Simon Nytes, at a local radio station, Power 96.5 in Springfield, Missouri;

Apparently, Simon has taken down his Facebook page for some reason.

ADDED: From Power 96.5’s Facebook page;

Power 96.5

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. RunPatRun says:

    Still up, here is the link:

  2. OWB says:

    Well done, Mr. Hood.

  3. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Wow this was one and done for mr nytes….I’ve sort of gotten used to this crap playing out over several days and hundreds of posts….

    Hats off to his employer, sh1tcanning the liar is a nice exclamation point to his tenure.

    Bryan Hood, thank you for your service and nicely done outing this turd.

  4. Fired? I think a good old ass whoppin’ would have done fine.

  5. streetsweeper says:

    Very well done, Mr. Hood! Hooah.

  6. Green Thumb says:



  7. AW1 Tim says:

    Man……. go away for awhile and look at what I missed! ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. Jeff says:

    How does someone think they can get away with this? You would think he would at least look up on the Internet the names of Special Forces units. Nice to see he got caught, though. Talk about living in an imaginary world! I served in the Marines 79-82, honest! (-:

  9. Roger in Republic says:

    He must have put all his “Military” stuff in his resume on on his employment application. Every place I worked lying on the app or CV was grounds for termination. I worked with one guy who was a couple of credits short of his BSME degree and claimed he had it. Three days after we reported he was gone. We never saw him again. They check, people.

  10. Anonymous says:

    yeah but this fool hood gacked up tweaked on meth ive been servin this cat for 5+

  11. Hondo says:

    Anonymous (61): people might take you seriously if you spoke in something resembling intelligible speech.

  12. Old Tanker says:


    Nice job!!

    the truth set him free

    Love it!!
    Glad to see the radio station didn’t put up with it either…

  13. Twist says:

    Man, I decided to watch Ghost Hunters on SyFy last night and missed all the fun.

  14. Robot Wrangler says:

    @61 To quote my favorite line from Pulp Fiction “English, Motherfu**, do you speak it?”

  15. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:


    In reference to post # 61.

    Let me translate.

    Orginal: “yeah but this fool hood gacked up tweaked on meth ive been servin this cat for 5+”


    “Yo dog, I be Simon’s drugs dealer and pimp. This boy gots so hooked on my meth, extasy, and weed he lost his centsabilitees. I dealt him the best wack for over five yeers. Now dat he has no job, he may have to get the benafits and Obama phone like me”!

  16. Samantha says:

    Ok first my heart goes out to every military man and his family, but here’s my
    Question, he must have some kind of Military back ground right?
    Who can just talk ranks like that without knowing anything? I have no idea what a 18A delta is
    Delta sounds like a college sorority to me. And I looked at his Facebook he does have pictures
    Of a black hawk if we knew his real name and I am sure it’s not Simon nytes
    We could look it up. ( I have known DJ’s they all have air names)

  17. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    @ 67 … He knew NOTHING about what he was talking about. PERIOD. He was a fake, imposter, poser, liar, POS!

    He was a DJ and now he is unemployed!

  18. Lucky says:

    He’s a faker, doesn’t matter if he ever served or not, he’s a fake POS. and it’s no longer referred to as Delta anyway, so he was full of shit from the get go

  19. johnny says:

    He is taking his military service a bit to seriously. Who cares if somebody is lying you americans lol


  20. Brandon says:

    I’m a group guy, formerly a recruiter in Springfield. Simon did a lot of promoting at our station and came off as entirely too smug. Now to hear that he is a poser is hilarious!! He sure as hell never mentioned it to us! What a douche

  21. lucky says:

    Oh great, a Canukistani troll! Somebody moderate his ass!

  22. E6type, 1ea says:

    Canadian beer tastes like shit.

  23. These guys are just bullies. says:

    I agree with you, everyone on this site takes the Military service more seriously then they should, it was just a JOB.
    Everyone tells a lie to impress someone, these pious guys around here act like they are some kind of kings amoungst men for being part of the military, its a joke already.

  24. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    @ 74 … You are almost correct.

    You say: “they are some kind of kings amoungst men for being part of the military”

    I say: “We are warriors amoungst men and kings”

    TURD (stolen from Green Thumb)

  25. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    @ Johnny Boy … be careful (not a warning). If you are a Canadian and not a USPERS … regardless of what you think or believe to be true … what you SAY can possible get you in trouble in the USA.

    So bring it on Cannook!

    Are you French Canadian?

  26. Old Tanker says:


    I’m just trying to figure out why you IP address is out of Tehran…


  27. Yat Yas 1833 says:

    @74, I guess, maybe incorrectly, you have a job. IF so, does your job require you to spend months away from your family? Does your job require you spend days, weeks and months living in tents eating meals from cans? To earn your job did you endure 13 weeks of physical and mental abuse? If you answered no to any of the previous questions, SHUT THE FUCK UP. You have no idea of what my brothers and sisters here have gone thru to EARN the title veteran and the RIGHT to comment on POSERS who would claim what we’ve earned.

  28. Dirka says:

    “Delta sounds like a college sorority to me.”


  29. Anonymous says:

    As a military wife for 22 years I take great offense to this agregious lie. Good for you Mr. Hood for walking out. I hope everyone will black ball that station and it’s owners. They must have known he was a liar and they allowed him to misrepresent himself to all of his listeners. Shame on you!
    You are no better than the Taliban!

  30. ComancheDoc says:

    @80 Its been my expeirence that civilians have NO clue about the military, its units, mos’s, nothing but what they see on TV or in a book. There is no evidence available showing the station knew of this turds indiscretions; they’ve corrected the situation and have apologized to the public about this guy. They may or may not be a great radio station but they are FAR better than some dirty Talib, you should be embarassed for making that comparison. Now, put your pants back on; your ass is showing.

  31. Thor says:

    I knew him many years ago and was a friend of mine. For the few years I knew him he was a good person. This is sad. His radio career is over and that was very important to him. He is married and his wife will never leave Springfield. I hope he has not fallen to far. Springfield is a small town and his reputation is now toast. People have a right to be angry with him. People also have a right to make mistakes, find redemption and be forgiven. I hope he sees that path.

  32. Green Thumb says:

    Extra pussy.