Donice Armstrong; Air Force Amy the hooker phony airman
Someone sent us a bunch of research he did on this creature, Donice Armstrong, who calls herself “Air Force Amy”, “the Michael Jordan of legal hookers”, she says – a former terrorist specialist and law enforcement member of the Air Force from 1984 – 1989. Here she is making her claims on Jeanine Pirro’s show;
And here’s her We Served profile;
And that’s where the first clue that she’s a fake – no one was awarded the National Defense Medal during that time period. And who fakes an NDSM, anyway? From her “about me” page at Air Force Amy;
I enlisted in the United Sates Air Force, serving a full term with an Honorable Discharge. I was an Air Base Ground Defense Instructor and Anti -Terrorism Specialist. I also performed Law Enforcement and Security duties. I worked with the Diplomatic Security Service, The Office of Special Investigations, Naval Intelligence, Army Special Forces, Navy Seals and thousands upon thousands of the sexiest hard-bodied men and women throughout all branches of the U.S. and Foreign Governments. I am highly Decorated including an extremely hard to get Meritorious Service Medal. I received numerous awards such as “Airman of the Year”, “Woman of the Year”, and “S.P. of the Year”. I was promoted twice “Below the Zone” (earlier than my peers). I also received the “John Levitow Award, the Highest Academic Award achievable. I was on the detail that escorted Marcos out of the Philippines when his government was overthrown.
Yeah, it must be hard to get promoted “below the zone” when the rank that she’s claiming is E-4.
And then there’s this from her website at Bunny Ranch (by the name of the website you probably know it might not be safe for work or home);
All truth be known, I’m actually a Disabled Veteran. I took a pretty severe knee injury (torn ligaments) during an Anti-Terrorist Operation. My previous occupation to the military is listed as “Featured Topless Entertainer” and since I can no longer perform my act on stage since the injury, I am disabled in the eyes of the military.
Well here’s the upshot; the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”
So, there you go. Let the jokes begin.
February 7th, 2013 at 9:52 am
Bunny Ranch? I did not know there was a duty station by that title.
Is that the CHQ for the Super Secret Secret Squirrel Service? Is that where the Secret Servies are trained to keep da prezzes away from the all-you-can-eat pizza buffets?
Bunny Ranch….hmmm…….
February 7th, 2013 at 9:56 am
Oh. No. She. Didn’t.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:01 am
Verbal diarrhea is a serious medical issue. I know there’s a cure for it…somewhere.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:02 am
LOL– A prostitute lied.. Aren’t all these stolen honor guys kind of prostitutes anyways.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:11 am
Also, it is not possible for an enlisted member to be promoted below the zone twice. There is only one opportunity for that, and that is to get E-4 early. Anything beyond that is considered a STEP promotion, which also can only occur once in a career. And even if she managed to get an MSM, I don’t think anyone would consider that “highly decorated”. As far as the John Levitow award, every single Airman Leadership School class in the Air Force awards it to one student from every class – it is quite an accolade if she won it, but she is one of thousands to have received it.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:11 am
Does it make me a bad person that I knew who this person was based on watching HBO back in the day?
February 7th, 2013 at 10:12 am
My wife already insists that all women in the military are whores… I can never let her see this!
February 7th, 2013 at 10:17 am
Umm… okie dokie then… lost for words.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:19 am
“Below the zone”, oh man that hanging curve is just sitting there…
February 7th, 2013 at 10:21 am
I’ve never heard of a SrA receiving an MSM. It’s dang near impossible for a SSgt or TSgt to receive an MSM. Not to mention she doesn’t have any Commendation or Achievement Medals…just jumped right over all that right to MSM. That right there tells me that she’s suspect in her claims to AF service.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:27 am
@10…I have all three and there is *NO* way a SrA is getting an MSM and there’s NO way they’re not getting an AAM or ACM *first* It’s JUST NOT HAPPENING. AND to boot, everyone is exactly correct about Below the Zone and STEP….E-1 to E-2 or E-2 to E-3 STEP, E-3 to E-4 Below the Zone (usually 6 months early) and we used to call it, “Blow The Bone”…if someone got it.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:29 am
@5 Port Dawg,
2T2 Port Dawg here too!!
69th APS, Andrews AFB, MD 1988 to 2007.
Where are you from???
February 7th, 2013 at 10:34 am
She had me at “Navy Seals”. Maybe she was referring to these:
http://www.globalanimal.org/2011/05/25/u-s-navy-seals-how-about-navy-sea-lions/39659/
February 7th, 2013 at 10:42 am
Obviously her current “service” isn’t in uniform . . . .
February 7th, 2013 at 10:47 am
Well, golly. By her standards, I too achieved below the zone promotion because I was promoted to PFC while I was in Infantry Basic Training at Ft. Polk. However, I lack her, uhh, skill set. I didn’t get my NSDM until 1991, some 15 years after my enlistment.
Really, I expect more honesty out of a hooker.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:48 am
Who knew a chick with giant fake tits who sucks d1ck for money would be a liar?
Why I think I might just be losing all faith in humanity now that hookers are being exposed as fakers….I always thought her name meant she started out sucking flyboy wieners before becoming a pro in Nevada….
She definitely looks like one of those women who’s been ridden hard and put away wet far too many times.
February 7th, 2013 at 10:48 am
I have on occassion the pleasure of visiting (not using) such a “rabbitt plantation”.
So I can say, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Armstrong, not even once”.
She had me at, “I enlisted in the United Sates Air Force, serving a full term with an Honorable Discharge”.
ANALYSIS: REAL DEAL
BTW, you won’t find her records, because of the TOP SECRET work she did while on active duty and in her current job … giving jobs!
February 7th, 2013 at 10:56 am
Wait..what hookers aren’t honest?
February 7th, 2013 at 10:56 am
Back in my day (I retired in 1991, below the zone was known as “below the desk” so that would be entirely possible…ONCE. As Port Dawg pointed out, BTZ and STEP are a one time deal. I was awarded the NDSM. I remember the ceremony well. It was back in September of 1971 and Vice President Spiro Agnew personally pinned it on me! Or it just got added to my records when I graduated basic training. It was a long time ago and I don’t remember all the details.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:05 am
“I enlisted an extra year for the convenience of the government which allowed me to be stationed stateside and get my feet on the ground before my discharge…”
She didn’t have much practice with her feet on the ground before, then.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:08 am
Sluts. Their parents must be so proud.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:08 am
Judge Pierro: How do you get from the bunny ranch to the Air Force?
AirForce Amy: It’s about an hour away.
Geezo-Pete, are you guys not with it this morning!!!!
This is a ripe opportunity for the Ranger Up stuff you dote on. Stop feeling sorry for yourselves and get with the program! Do I have to do your work for you! ‘Cause if I have to do your work for you, I want your paychecks.
Now, turn to.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:28 am
Civilian here:
What is below the zone and how does that work? It seems that one is promoted when they haven’t had the time in grade from the comments but I don’t know what that means. I ask so I’ll be able to look at people here more closely.
Second, is an MSM a big deal? I ask because those whom I have written about or whom this website and others out don’t seem to brag about an MSM.
Again, no disrespect. I just don’t know.
Thanks
Andy Kravetz, reporter
Peoria (Ill.) Journal Star
February 7th, 2013 at 11:32 am
What kind of discharge?? I think penicillin usually takes care of that, doesn’t it?
February 7th, 2013 at 11:39 am
Yes it does, and I think there is a cream for that as well
February 7th, 2013 at 11:39 am
hello Andy. Thanks for stopping by, and especially for being a reporter who is “with it” in checking for the validity of a particular story.
I am an ol’ dude, but take the “Below the Zone” to be an early promotion. Most ranks require a certain amount of “time in grade” in the rank one is holding before becoming eligible for promotion. This concept allows waiving a certain amount of that “time in grade” requirement.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:45 am
Better get rodded off the range after visiting the Bunny Ranch!
February 7th, 2013 at 11:45 am
Andy:
“Below the zone” typically refers to being selected earlier than one’s peers in rank for promotion by a centralized promotion board.
Centralized promotion boards typically have a zone of consideration – e.g., all persons of rank X with dates of rank between date1 and date2. This is the normal or primary “zone”. A second date range for dates of rank later than the primary zone is usually considered to allow for those with particularly excellent records to be selected early. This is referred to as “below zone”. Those with dates of rank earlier than the primary zone are considered “above the zone”.
Can’t speak for other services, but in the Army the term is generally only used for centralized selection boards – E7 and above. Other promotions are via local authority and action, though centrally managed cutoff scores do come into play for E5 and E6.
Can’t say I’ve ever heard a promotion to E6 or below in the Army referred to as “below the zone” – though I guess one could call a time-in-grade or time-in-service waiver that. My experience is that those are usually called “early promotes” vice “below the zone”. USAF may be different.
The MSM is a middling-high noncombat decoration, though not an unusually high one. In the Army, typical recipients are senior NCOs (on occasion), a few CPTs (usually for successful command), mid/senior WOs, and field grade officers. It’s quite rare to see a junior NCO (CPL E4 or SGT E5) or lower enlisted soldier receive one.
The MSM is awarded for noncombat service only. Current Army policy is that it can be awarded in a combat theater, but only if the service for which it is awarded if deemed to be “noncombat service”. And since the Army has never specifically defined what it means by “combat”, that leads to some issues.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:49 am
I just watched the entire video.
She IS NOT a hooker!
She IS a comedian!
Very funny … and yes she is a drinker!
February 7th, 2013 at 11:53 am
Andy K –
Speaking as a retired AF Officer, the Commendation and Meritorious Service Medals have become routine in the officer corp (I can’t speak tot he enlisted side). I cynically refer to the CM as I am a junior to mid grade LT/Capt and I am going to a new job medal (i.e., you get it for doing your job). The MSM is the same thing except it is given to senior company grade Captains because it looks better on their records when they go up for Major. It is also given to Majors and Lt Cols when they change jobs / PCS.
Just to show you how the reasons for a CM have changed, the two weather officers who laid the groundwork for tornado predictions put it all on the line in the late 40s and called for an immediate evacuation of Tinker AFB OK because of an impending tornado. They got it right and many lives were saved. They got CMs. Nowadays, a Lt gets one for just doing their job. http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CC8QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jamesspann.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F03%2Fmillerposter.pdf&ei=Us0TUeD3N-jJ0wGPrYHADA&usg=AFQjCNHoB3MiqR6lWNznPhOegn4GNFDiuQ&bvm=bv.42080656,d.dmQ&cad=rja
February 7th, 2013 at 11:53 am
@23- In the Marine Corps it’s known as a meritorious promotion, in the Navy, CAP (Command Advancement Program). It’s used to advance deserving Marines/Sailors prior to reaching the required time in grade for the next rank, or sometimes to advance those in a an MOS or Rate that is currently closed for promotion, so nobody is advancing even with the required time in grade.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:58 am
Andy,
Good to see you again.
I kinda sorta agree with Honda on the MSM.
You ask: “Second, is an MSM a big deal? I ask because those whom I have written about or whom this website and others out don’t seem to brag about an MSM”.
I say: The MSM is a big deal when it is earned, and for the right reasons (in accordance with policy). Most careerist don’t brag about their awards. Awards when earned and written properly speak for themselves.
Of my five individual awards all for leadership (non-combat), it is my first award the NAM that I am most proud of. My last was the MSM that I earned.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:58 am
MCPO, too bad she isn’t more than a comedian………..
February 7th, 2013 at 11:59 am
I picked the wrong day to stop calling Air Force women ‘Air Mattresses’.
February 7th, 2013 at 11:59 am
Well shit there goes my day…
February 7th, 2013 at 12:01 pm
Lucky …she is all ate up, rode hard, and very close to end of life time warranty. In Navy terms … not salvageble … pass mothball fleet … go straight to boneyard for scrapping!
February 7th, 2013 at 12:02 pm
can we DX her for a newer model, or Nina Hartley?
February 7th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
She “traded sexual favors” with another airman to get out to Vegas, right? Sigh, and damn. This depresses me more than the valor-thief that just put himself to a dirt nap.
Even if Stolen Valor were still in play, I’m not sure she’s really thieved any valor in her narrative. Just a depressing array of, well, the kind of thing that hookers fool themselves into believing makes them interesting beyond various nekked activities.
February 7th, 2013 at 12:11 pm
I wonder if she wears that “Law Enforcement” get up on stage?
If so, boys, I might say we need to let this one go…
February 7th, 2013 at 12:13 pm
@23 Andy,
Retired AF Enlisted here.
Just to harp on what everyone else said, yes, you can read the previous comments here. Below the Zone is a mechanism (google helps me put it exactly)…
“to provide an opportunity for exceptionally well qualified Airmen First Class (A1C) a one-time consideration for promotion to SrA, to be effective six months prior to the fixed fully-qualified phase point. Selection opportunity is 15 percent of the total time-in-grade (TIG) and time-in-service (TIS) eligible population.”
As far as a Meritorious Service Medal:
Criteria
The Meritorious Service Medal may be awarded to any member of the Armed Forces of the United States who distinguishes themselves by either outstanding achievement or meritorious service to the United States.
I received my first MSM when I was a Norfolk NAS and there was an accident in the warehouse where lives and equipment were in danger and I handled the situation as shift supervisor and NCOIC and then the next day there was a vehicle accident (man, I totally was not responsible!!) where a civilian rammed a vehicle through a gate then a fence and then in to the warehouse on the flight line and I had to handle that as well. (Both times the Base Commander as well as *many* other high level folks responded)
Both times, in addition to other issues and successes outside the standard duties of my job that happened during that TDY, were the basis for my award. I was, I believe an E-6 or E7 at the time, I don’t remember exactly.
Usually it’s only awarded to mid-level or higher level enlisted for extraordinary accomplishments, or for a long period of superior and significant accomplishment (3 to 5 years,) upon retirement. That was my second one. (Multiple additional duties covering a squadron of 200+ members and recognition from the Inspector General with zero findings during a major operational inspection)
Just some examples.
February 7th, 2013 at 12:17 pm
Well at least she shot for a realistic rank. E-4 at 5+ years is pretty common–though obviously no early promotion is involved. Hitting E-4 in ~6 months isn’t that uncommon–better not let the posers know that, though.
February 7th, 2013 at 12:19 pm
Perhaps she received a MSM for her dancing and humor skills?
As I understand it, there are two kinds of dancing genres in play at the bunny ranch: laps and poles.
And she did make a judge laugh.
February 7th, 2013 at 12:29 pm
I’d hit it…
…what?
February 7th, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Someone please refer Miss Donice to the next post. There are opportunities awaiting in Kansas…
February 7th, 2013 at 12:33 pm
@ #7: After deciding a number of times already to not take your bait, I simply cannot let that one go unanswered. Not sure if you seriously meant to impune the service of every female who has served in the military or not, but that is exactly what you did. Now, I can take a joke as gracefully as the next guy, but calling me a whore is not funny.
Nor is it remotely true.
February 7th, 2013 at 12:40 pm
@6. “Does it make me a bad person that I knew who this person was based on watching HBO back in the day?”
Perhaps, Sparky. It all depends on what you were doing while you were watching her.
February 7th, 2013 at 12:44 pm
So if someone also has an MSM do they get a discount?… I’m asking for a friend…
February 7th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
[...] given the story Jonn posted earlier today – and the one posted by TSO immediately afterwards – well, I hesitate to [...]
February 7th, 2013 at 1:23 pm
@45 OWB, I second your statement. But @#7 comes from someone who has a crap attitude toward women to begin with, and I doubt that what he said came from his wife.
February 7th, 2013 at 1:29 pm
@49.
Crap attitude?
Well I can say that is not me. I get spoonfed Gender and Feminist Theory everyday here in the great NW.
I am a changed man.
February 7th, 2013 at 1:38 pm
We love you, too, GT. You ought to know that by now.
February 7th, 2013 at 1:52 pm
@45 OWB Thank you, my thoughts exactly
February 7th, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Being in an all male occupation I have very little experience with females in the Military. About 6 months into living on my COP I started to think that the existence of th female portion of the species was a myth.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:12 pm
The sad reality is that it takes the same dysassociative reasoning to make the jump that #7 made that the scary gun fanatics use. “A self-described prostitute falsely claims decorated military service therefore all female members of the military are whores” has no more basis in fact than “criminals are using illegally acquired scary looking guns to commit crimes therefore all who legally own scary looking guns will use them criminally.”
February 7th, 2013 at 2:18 pm
Well, she may not have been IN the Air Force, but half the Air Force has been IN her.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:25 pm
Below the zone ?….. I think she was talking about heat seeking missles.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:31 pm
OK. Let me settle this.
All woman are not whores.
Madonna – Whore
Linsey Lohan – Whore
Courtney Love – Whore
Air Force Amy – Whore
Several of the women I dated – Whores
Some women (and some men) in the military – Whores
The fine women that hang out at TAH – Definately NOT Whores.
Thank you for your carefull attention on this matter!
February 7th, 2013 at 2:37 pm
@57, You forgot to add my ex-wife to your list of whores.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:40 pm
@57 You could add my ex-wife to the same category as Madonna for me, that would sadly be appropriate. It really is amazing how much you learn from the simple passage of time and a little bit of paying attention.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:41 pm
@58 I feel your pain my friend, I feel your pain….
February 7th, 2013 at 2:43 pm
Hey, MCPO also forgot that Thai Ladyboy and the goat he liked so much… :-p
February 7th, 2013 at 2:43 pm
Sorry.
Ex-wives – Whores
February 7th, 2013 at 2:47 pm
Can we please leave the poor Goats out of this discussion.
Ladyboys – Definately Whores (can’t explain how I know)
February 7th, 2013 at 2:51 pm
not a day goes by i am not amazed by the phony’s and liar’s. I would comment more but my mouth is a gasp in amazement.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:53 pm
When I was a wee airman, you know what we used to call the epaulets on the dress uniform blouses of the female airmen in the Air Force????
…….
…….
…….
…….
…….
…….
“Mattress Attachments”
{:-D
February 7th, 2013 at 2:54 pm
Hahaha ok, no more goats! What about ex gf’s that break up with you when you get deployment orders?
February 7th, 2013 at 2:58 pm
@ 64 SpaceStationDoorGunner … what space station were you a door gunner on?
I was a 50 cal operator on SpaceLab in 1976.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:59 pm
Ex gf’s that break up with you when you get deployment orders – Whores
February 7th, 2013 at 3:07 pm
Airmen that have a friend that made Buck Sergeant who will sign them in to the NCO Club so that they can hit on the wives that have hubby deployed and that they’re just *looking* for fresh meat, cause they’re *Certain* hubby is banging every bit of tail he can find all over PACAF – “Total Whores”
/not that I’d know anything about that, or anything…
//obviously didn’t work for *me* {:-(
February 7th, 2013 at 3:12 pm
Thank you!!!!! How about Camels? Haha, oh and the women of Westboro Baptist Church?
February 7th, 2013 at 3:14 pm
Oh I have a story about a beautiful blonde camel named SpitInMyEye!
February 7th, 2013 at 3:16 pm
Oh, and Jodie is a fucking man whore! He always steals your girl!
February 7th, 2013 at 3:17 pm
Hahahaha! MCPO, should you ever be in the DC area, cigars are on me
February 7th, 2013 at 3:20 pm
@70 Not even the camels would f#ck the Westboro women….
February 7th, 2013 at 3:23 pm
Hahaha, maybe desperate ones?
February 7th, 2013 at 3:50 pm
Could be that Do-nice Armstrong is not her real name.
As far as the MSM goes, years ago I was in a class with an AF Major who was whining about an E-4 that worked for him having the MSM EOT award he had been put in for shot down by the awards board. At the time I was a Chief in the Navy Reserve and my highest award was a NAM. I could only shake my head and say WTF.
February 7th, 2013 at 3:55 pm
All right, all right — what about the guy who says “will you marry me” and you’re dumb enough to say ‘yes’, then you get transferred and find out from a VERY good friend that he’s hitting on every split tail gollywog in the EM club in your absence?
February 7th, 2013 at 4:03 pm
@50 You’re living in the wrong part of the NW. You need to be in the part that has red meat and Real Women!
February 7th, 2013 at 4:09 pm
77: He’s a whore
February 7th, 2013 at 4:09 pm
I have so many high speed low drag sexual jokes about this one, I don’t know where to begin. Only a hooker would make up a fake military disability which easily translates directly from her hooking profession and then adding buzzwords to explain why she blew(double entendre) her knees out.
I’ll never understand air force posers.
February 7th, 2013 at 4:18 pm
lucky: personally, I think the title “whore” implies “dollars for diddling” for either sex. Otherwise, for what Ex-PH2 describes “low-life horndog” (if male) or “slut” (if female) would IMO be a bit more appropriate.
Shortly followed by the title “ex”, of course.
But that’s just me. YMMV.
February 7th, 2013 at 4:20 pm
Hondo, quite, quite true
February 7th, 2013 at 4:30 pm
@3 “Verbal diarrhea is a serious medical issue. I know there’s a cure for it…somewhere”
I don’t know about the cure, but according to what I recently read, the casue is “unwashed breasts”.
I don’t think Ms Do Nice is a Hooker. Hookers walk the streets. She is a “Lady of the Evening”. The Air Force would never allow the term “Hooker”.
February 7th, 2013 at 4:33 pm
You people are fucking hilarious!
February 7th, 2013 at 4:39 pm
SO, I just got some news… I have been medically cleared to enlist into the Active Army, from the Reserve…
February 7th, 2013 at 4:51 pm
Lucky,
If that’s what you’re going for, congrats!
February 7th, 2013 at 4:55 pm
Congrats – and condolences. (smile)
Seriously: if that’s what you want, amigo – best wishes. Are you going to be able to retain your current rank, or do you not know yet?
February 7th, 2013 at 5:07 pm
@77, I have the same outlook on them as I do on the wives that cheat on their deployed husbands.
February 7th, 2013 at 5:08 pm
Go for 18A like Simon Nytes!
Special Forces Detachment Commander
February 7th, 2013 at 5:44 pm
#77 I agree– there are definitely men whores. My sister’s soon to be ex is one. He left her for another women when she was 8 months pregnant.. “She wasn’t giving him enough attention after she got home from working all day..”
February 7th, 2013 at 5:46 pm
#81 Well in that class Hondo– Although I am neither, I def. would rather be a “whore” than a slut.
February 7th, 2013 at 5:48 pm
She could have been honest and just called her self tits mcgee. Wouldn’t have had an effect on her business at all. She looks nice and stupid too.
February 7th, 2013 at 5:51 pm
This all reminds me of a story from my distant past. I worked with a lady who, while very conscientious at work, had something of a wild night life in her off time. A co-worker asked the lady why she didn’t date a mutual acquaintance, to which the first lady retorted, “You gotta be kidding. Just because I’m easy doesn’t mean I don’t have good taste!”
February 7th, 2013 at 6:34 pm
I see no harm in an open, honest discussion of slutism and horndogism.
I would personally appreciate some of FatCircles’ jokes. I have been shoveling snow most of the afternoon that not only will not lessen, but keeps filling in wherever I shovel and is coming down in clumps the size of 5-gallon buckets.
Lucky, bon voyage into parts unknown, where the wild things are. I give you this toast:
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream – and not make dreams your master;
If you can think – and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
‘ Or walk with Kings – nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And – which is more – you’ll be a Man, my son!
February 7th, 2013 at 7:07 pm
I happen to have made friends with someone that manages several “ranches” in Nevada. Every girl does not use her real name(for personal safety), has regular STD checkup’s(every month)and physical exam per state law. Ranches are also a non-drug work environment some of the very first places of employment to do so and pass a fairly thorough background check. OTOH, there are some that do come from questionable environments and they are especially watched, shepherded or whatever you wish to call it. Those are more supervised than any enlisted or officer ever thought of being. And if one screws the pooch, God help ‘em. So if this girl passes background and criminal check under her real name, the rest of this won’t matter to her employer…Except, it may draw MORE customers to the Bunny Ranch, located in Pahrump, NV.
February 7th, 2013 at 8:16 pm
…I suppose it would be ungentlemanly to point out that the Air Combat Command she says she was assigned to from 1983 to 1987 didn’t exist until 1992.
Why yes. Yes it would.
“The Air Combat Command she says she was assigned to from 1983 to 1987 didn’t exist until 1992.”
Mike
February 7th, 2013 at 8:53 pm
Women who won’t have sex with you: whores
February 7th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
And work at any one of the strip clubs located outside JBLM Gate 1 in Lakewood….LOL
February 7th, 2013 at 10:50 pm
Is there a chance you guys spelled her name wrong because I am just shocked that Air Force Amy would lie about her service…shocked I tell you!!!!
February 7th, 2013 at 11:02 pm
HEY, TAH, THANKS for the laughs, I needed that!! After hearing about the first fifteen seconds of her description of her “Military Service”, a thought went through my head, and it was: “*AAACK!* *AAACK!* BULLSHIT ALERT!”. No kidding, I needed to see some good comedy like that after having to put up with a sickening parade of asskissers in action at work yesterday!
February 7th, 2013 at 11:03 pm
@99, *GASP!*, NOOO, A hooker that lies? Say it isn’t so!!
February 7th, 2013 at 11:05 pm
@12 ChipNASA
2T2 – 1992 to present
Currently at Incirlik AB, Turkey. Prior to that:
Travis, Aviano, Izmir, Osan.
February 8th, 2013 at 12:41 am
I wonder if she even knows what the Levitow award is given out for in ALS? I bet she stole all her information from a friend or a John/Client who use to come from Nellis.
February 8th, 2013 at 12:43 am
Wow didnt realize there were ATOC guys on here.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:29 am
@104,
C2/2000AF
Cargo, Ramp, ATOC, Special Handling, Disaster Preparedness, Mobility and Deployment NCOIC and Unit Training Manager.
I can pick up a nickle from a smooth warehouse floor with a 10K forklift (as long as the tines are sharp) but it’s easier to do with a 4K.
I’ve won MANY beers with that trick.
@102 Port Dawg,
Aviano? I was there in 1997 for a while.
Active Duty I was Kadena from 1984 to 86 and then Peterson Space Command from 1986 to 1988.
Retired in 2007.
February 8th, 2013 at 10:37 am
Hey, guys! You’re talking my language now!!
February 8th, 2013 at 2:09 pm
What a whure
February 8th, 2013 at 2:37 pm
Thanks for the replies. Sorry for the late response but was covering a drug trial and then meeting with JROTC cadets about a story on women joining combat units. should be done in the AM for those interested. Anyway, thanks again, and I appreciate all the information as well as the humor. I get about half of it, but what I do get is funny as hell.
Andy Kravetz, reporter
Peoria (Ill.) Journal Star
March 25th, 2013 at 12:57 am
If you watch the video, this is obviously a scripted show that is nothing more than an advertisement for the Bunny Ranch. Air Force Amy (AFA) comes off as an airhead and Bunny Love comes off as her smarter counterpart. They do little other than describe their jobs and lives before the actual case is argued. A real court and a real judge would not ask about their personal life stories.
What was really silly is AFA stating that we take care of damaged men who feel wonderful when they leave (scripted line). What they actually do is take, or attempt to take, every last dime off a customer, especially those who are newbies or have no confidence and these men are an easy target. That’s why they call the girls whores.
AFA is not the first to use that ‘damaged men’ line. Lance Gilman, who owns the competing Wild Horse brothel is quoted as saying the same thing. It’s like a rehearsed speech.
The Bunny Ranch has to be the highest priced place on the planet for legal, paid sex. The prices are simply absurd. Men act as if they can’t get it easily anywhere else.
I have no problem with a man paying for sex, because the man is supposed to pay for the expenses when dating a woman. That is even though women have equal rights and their own money. However, a man who pays a lot for sex (like more than two figures or what you would spend on a couple of dates) in my book is a real loser.
Going to a brothel and paying and arm and a leg is almost as bad as a man throwing a lot of money at courting a woman with champagne, a limo, and flowers, and they don’t put out. At least the brothel girls do put out, but the experience can be OK or lousy. If it’s lousy and you pay a lot, the feeling is the same as having the woman who doesn’t put out. If it’s just OK or good and you pay a lot, you still can feel burned. It certainly is way overpriced for what you get.
March 25th, 2013 at 1:29 am
@KenF, *BING!*, BULLSEYE! Here’s your cigar!
April 9th, 2013 at 7:44 pm
She was so good, that they said ‘Fuck the AFAM & AFCM, you’re getting an MSM instead because you’re so badass!’
April 11th, 2013 at 12:14 am
Wife wants to know…..”Honorable discharge”? Just one in her entire career? So, how much does she charge for the dishonorable discharge?
Inquiring minds…..
April 12th, 2013 at 6:36 am
You know, all of us Airmen say the Air Force draws a classier kind of people… and look at that, we even draw a classier kind of posers too. Do we get fake whores that try to steal money from those that deserve it(I am in no way being sarcastic about that part, I love and respect all my brothers in arms)? Nope! We get real whores that try to steal from the deserving. Like I said, classier. I think she uses that Japanese hair product, you know, the one that starts with bu…..