Getting Screwed by the IRS . . . .
February 7th, 2013
Literally.
A man in Oregon has filed a lawsuit alleging that an IRS agent forced him to have sex in order to avoid tax penalties.
I have no idea if the man’s claim is true or not. Frankly, to me it sounds more like some teenage guy’s fantasy. Or maybe the plot to a bad 70s porn movie.
But given the story Jonn posted earlier today – and the one posted by TSO immediately afterwards – well, I hesitate to dismiss it out of hand as bogus. Stuff that used to be considered outrageous is today rather common.
And if I’ve learned anything in life, it’s this: no matter what you’ve seen or heard, when it comes to sex you just ain’t seen or heard it all yet.
February 7th, 2013 at 1:26 pm
Wow, this is BAD. Dont know who to belive… But was it a fugly woman who hasnt had any or another dude whit pipe dreams?
Realy like to know the outcome for this
February 7th, 2013 at 1:35 pm
Sounds like a Penthouse letters bit.
February 7th, 2013 at 1:42 pm
If she were attractive, what is the problem? But, if she was forcing him to have sex with her to avoid a tax penalty, then she was probably Mugsy, the Dog Faced Girl.
February 7th, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Should have filed a restraining order. That would have set a cat amongst the pigeons!
February 7th, 2013 at 2:00 pm
@4 – That’s a good one.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:09 pm
I get raped by the IRS every year. Doesn’t everyone?
February 7th, 2013 at 2:38 pm
Oh crap: “the plot to a bad 70s porn movie.” Standards do change, but classic porno – not so much.
Jonn #6: Now yer talking classic porno. I need a link… just for reference ya know. Oh the humanity.
February 7th, 2013 at 2:42 pm
I wonder what the IRS Agent, Dora Abrahamson, looks like.
Hell if she is good looking, maybe I will … move out there to … ah … get my taxes done, if you know what I mean!
February 7th, 2013 at 2:43 pm
@3 After a long field problem Mugsy isn’t nearly as ugly as she first appears….
February 7th, 2013 at 2:49 pm
She was 1040 kinds of EZ, apparently.
February 7th, 2013 at 3:18 pm
@10 Nice! I was going to comment on the “long form” with appropriate attachments….but you beat me to it…
February 7th, 2013 at 3:57 pm
Teehee.
February 7th, 2013 at 4:13 pm
Notice that he only complained after the deed was done?
Every guy knows the score about this story.
February 7th, 2013 at 5:39 pm
I asked a county judge in georgia can i file a rape warrant against FICA, she hesitated, but her deputy agreed with me! FICA gets more then my wife does from my check!!
February 8th, 2013 at 4:36 am
I find it interesting that if YOU owe the IRS money and are late in paying, you are accrued all kinds of interest. But when THEY owe you a return, there is no interest accrued even if the return is sent to you in SEPTEMBER!!!! What a crock.