Satire; Boxer and Feinstein ask CA to disarm during manhunt

| February 9, 2013 | 17 Comments

VTWoody and Bam Bam sent us this link to Palookaville Post. Before you get your panties knotted up, its satire like it clearly says in the title, so don’t embarrass yourself;

An intense manhunt for Christopher Dorner that aroused fear across several states and Mexico focused late Thursday on Big Bear Lake, about 80 miles east of Los Angeles, where police found a burned-out pickup truck that belonged to the ex-military and former police officer Dorner.

Throughout the day, Senators Feinstein and Boxer made desperate pleas for their California constituents to turn in their guns and not confront the crazed gunman because this would be a perfect test of their anti-gun proposals.

Have fun with the satire, but Bam Bam threatened to take me off his Christmas list if I didn’t post it, so what choice did I have but to post the satire.

What makes satire funny is that folks will believe it – but it’s satire.

Category: Satire

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  1. Rob says:

    It wouldn’t surprise me if it were true.

  2. Bubblehead Ray says:

    It sounded too squirrelly even for them. I can picture them reading and saying “Hmmmmm… “

  3. Devtun says:

    This is why you need to bring a gun to a Donner…er Dorner party. ;)

  4. Bam Bam says:

    Lol you’re back on the list!

    Admittedly I fell for it and recovered later, but never the less, as a few people around the homestead said: what was worse is that this kinda crap was a little too believable.

    It’s gone viral for sure…

  5. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Don’t be a sucker! If this were a research study, it would be a double blind. Jonn and his confederate, Bam Bam, are doubled over laughing about now. Sure, it’s satire (wink-wink). No way it’s real (wink-wink).

  6. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    I am curious if Donner’s other relatives are as dangerous:

    Dasher
    Dancer
    Prancer
    Vixen
    Comet
    Cupid
    Blitzen

    There you have it, the left’s most compelling and legit reason to cancel Christmas forever!

  7. NHSparky says:

    Why do I “need” a 30-round magazine? Care to ask that question again libtards?

  8. DaveO says:

    Exquisite

  9. Lucky says:

    Sad that it would probably be true. I bet the old hags are just upset they didn’t actually think of this first…

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    If only that could be picked up by the AP or Bloomberg News or Reuters and distributed.

    Excellent.

  11. B Woodman says:

    Dorner. . . Dorner. . . Wasn’t that a WWI biplane?

  12. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    It has been brought to my attention, by my lovely wife, that it is Dorner and not the famed reindeer Donner.

    Disregard # 6 above.

  13. Just Plain Jason says:

    Okay I am now going to go and wash some egg off my face.

  14. Ex-PH2 says:

    Was that a 30 ROUND magazine?

    Holy cow! I thought it said a 30 POUND magazine!

  15. streetsweeper says:

    I read it and set my coffee to the side, I was laughing pretty good and wondering how many people might pick it up and run with it, lol. Master Chief, it is a good thing your lovely wife straightened you out. Now if she can keep you on the straight and narrow…

  16. Just Plain Jason says:

    I feel like if they would have waited a few days to publish this story it wouldn’t have been satire. It is just strange enough to be true. Kinda like Feinstein wiping out a crowd gathered for a gun control rally, then using that as evidence for more gun control.

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