Don Shipley calls John Mueller
February 13th, 2013
So our buddy, Don Shipley calls John Mueller, a self-proclaimed SEAL sniper who has been terrorizing folks at church, apparently so badly that the police called Don to check on Mueller’s claims. Let’s listen in shall we;
February 13th, 2013 at 9:23 pm
Can u say… busted! C’mon any SEAL worth his salt KNOW his grad date! As well as his class! As a lowly snipe I still KNOW my company number in boot! Forgot grad date tho…but it was in March of 87…and I was in Co 002! And THAT can be verified!
Nail his landlubbin ass!
February 13th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
Busted.
February 13th, 2013 at 9:42 pm
I bet old John’s Butt was so tight I bet you couldn’t pull his skives out with a John Deere Backhoe!
OH —- I know what it was — He was a Seal working for the CIA in Vietnam and would be killed if he told anyone! LMAO!
February 13th, 2013 at 10:02 pm
What a douche. At my church, there are many quiet folks with, ahem, skills.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:11 pm
My dad has been retired since 1982. He put in his 20. I have never been in the armed forces myself. However I can tell you my dad’s social security number by heart. If I as his daughter can remember that, this “SEAL” should remember his class# and graduation date.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:17 pm
Whoever this twit Mueller is, if he’s so obnoxious that the police are asking Shipley to face him down, he must be really awful.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:17 pm
UH…uh….uh….click
February 13th, 2013 at 10:21 pm
Turd.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:21 pm
Too many beers.
Turd.
February 13th, 2013 at 10:28 pm
Mr. Shipley could sell this to a cable network…the show could be called “Busted: Tales of Stolen Valor” I am certain TLC, which has rapidly become the “Poor Life Choices” Network, would pick this show up in a heartbeat.
It would be more fun on HBO because Mr. Shipley could use the word “bullshit” without censorship…
What kind of 4sshole tries to fool Mr. Shipley?
“uhh 161 in 1987?”
And the reply “Not even close dude” is compelling television all day long…
Thank you Mr. Shipley, may the good Lord continue to bless you with that great hair, and may you long continue to do the heavy lifting exposing these effing posing pos’s….
February 13th, 2013 at 10:33 pm
I want to know more about why the police contacted Chief Shipley. That should be a tale worth telling. I am on tenterhooks.
February 13th, 2013 at 11:00 pm
Not going to lie, I was anticipating him taking a second guess at the year.
February 13th, 2013 at 11:03 pm
Sweet!!
February 13th, 2013 at 11:09 pm
ROCK ON, Chief Shipley!! My suggestion for the TV Show name: POSERS BUSTED!
February 13th, 2013 at 11:27 pm
@14.
That is actually a good idea.
The audience can vote on their favorite poser. The poser gets one last life line (phone call). Special guests…former posers that counsel them seeking redemption. Prize giveaways to the crowd. Ex-lovers and victims. Maybe guest appearances by GO’s, family members, former unit members, etc.
Damn, the possibilities are endless.
February 13th, 2013 at 11:43 pm
Counseling by Dr. Phil, advice from Martha Stewart on how to have a better home life, and the obligatory trailer trash appearance on Maury Povich — gonzo TV.
February 13th, 2013 at 11:49 pm
Everyone knows anyone who confesses to being a SEAL sniper in Church has his sins washed away and his records sealed.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:33 am
Why is it always a sniper? Like its cool or something, anyone who’s in the “know” knows that sniping is BORING
February 14th, 2013 at 12:41 am
Good job by Don… would love to know more about why the douchebag is terrorizing people at his church?
February 14th, 2013 at 12:43 am
@19, or how. Apparently the police are looking into it, so he must have done something wrong – besides lying about his service.
I wonder if a FOIA has been put in yet.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:32 am
MSNBC should revise the Predator series with Chief Shipley instead of Chris Hanson. Just imagine him asking some weirdo “Are you here to meet a 14 year old for sex.”
February 14th, 2013 at 1:35 am
Isn’t there a show out there now that ousts fakes and liars? Could have swore I saw a preview for an upcoming show like that on military channel or the such.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:38 am
They could call the show “Cheaters.” Oh, never mind, that’s already been done. But, anyway, Chief Shipley would make a great Joey Greco!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:07 am
He needs to play the Jeopardy Theme immediately after asking the question. But the guy has to respond in the form of a question, such as “What the f*ck is class 161?”
February 14th, 2013 at 5:01 am
I’ve posted a commercial for an investigation I did with Don, into AJ Dicken. The stories air Thursday at 11pm and Friday at 6pm:
http://www.facebook.com/DanNoyesABC7
February 14th, 2013 at 7:26 am
If someone has a full name and DOB or SSN for this indiv, advise and give me permission to contact you. I’ll be happy to file a FOIA regarding this tool’s records, but I don’t think “John Mueller” alone will be enough info for a definitive records match.
February 14th, 2013 at 8:48 am
On the other hand if you have Receive a call from Don Shipley on your bucket list you know how to go about it.
February 14th, 2013 at 8:58 am
The more I think about it, the more I am intrigued by the simple fact that the police are involved. That’s a first. I want to know more — LOTS more.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:32 am
+1–when da po-po are involved, it’s usually something that goes WAY beyond your usual poser douchebaggery.
Oh, but Senior Chief…that beautiful, beautiful hair…I’d almost think it worth your ripping my arms off and beating me to death with them, just for a few seconds of running my fingers through those coiffered locks as the last thing I felt before you ripped my arms away from my body.
Okay, now that was a little TOO creepy, even by my low standards. Then again, would TSO say the same regarding Tom Brady? Inquiring minds want to know.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Okay Sparky. I often suspected you bubbleheads could be ahhhhh slightly different, but….damn! Now we have definitive proof! LOL!
February 14th, 2013 at 12:31 pm
Hilarious….great thing to watch first thing in the morning.
Way to go!!! I’ll chuckle about this all day long….
February 14th, 2013 at 12:33 pm
I’m debating using Tequila’s idea just so I get to talk to that man.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:45 pm
All,
Ah la the Chuck Norris theme/meme
Don Shipley’s hair is a National Landmark
Don Shipley’s hair can ward off bullets of all kinds, vampires and fat chicks.
Don Shipley’s hair can kick Mike Ditka’s ass.
(TOP SECRET/SCI/EYES ONLY)
Don Shipley’s was developed by DARPA
Don Shipley’s hair is actually an alien life form that the government has been hiding since the 1940s.
Don Shipley’s hair has actually won an Oscar, a Grammy, A Tony *AND* an Emmy but doesn’t want to talk about it.
Your TURN!!!!
February 14th, 2013 at 12:49 pm
@33, Don Shipley eats babies and shits out Delta team members.
February 14th, 2013 at 12:56 pm
@34 – Twist, you can find his phone number on his website extreme seal experience. I’m sure he’ll be happy to pin your ears back for you.
You can even sign up for his course. He just won’t let us girls in. That is SO unfair.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:05 pm
Don Shipley’s hair was the Honor Grad in his BUD/S Class!
February 14th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Don Shipley’s hair authorizes drone strikes on enemy combatants.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Don Shipley’s hair will be the next Pope!
February 14th, 2013 at 1:15 pm
Don Shipley’s hair IS “The Most Interesting Man In The World.”
Stay thirsty, my friends.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:18 pm
Don Shipley’s hair was the secret weapon that brought down the Berlin Wall.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:20 pm
Don Shipley’s hair will keep his mind free from mutant exploitation due to its impressive wave length properties.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Boy, are we really gonna look stupid when Don takes of that toupee . . . . (smile)
Just kidding, Chief Shipley. Keep up the great work, and thanks from all of us for exposing another lying j-hole for what he is.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:42 pm
2:56 UTC July 21, 1969 “Statio Tranquillitatis”
“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for Don Shipley’s hair.”
February 14th, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Don is a GREAT GENUINE NAVY CHIEF. Well known, respected, and liked.
He is along with his teamamtes true American Patriots.
And I always look forward to his exposure vidoes!
February 14th, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Sparky, if you really want to run you hands through some luxurious hair, Mikey the large-and-in-charge pussycat will gladly sit on your lap and shmooze with you.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:49 pm
Don, keep up the great work! I love to see shitbags busted.
For the TLC series, you could also get Larry Bailey and have some tag-team action!
February 14th, 2013 at 1:52 pm
@ 10: Veritas!!! What an awesome idea! I’m dead serious. I would watch this and DVR it every episode.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:53 pm
This is not widely known but I have it on good authority that Lloyds of London issued the policy on Shipley’s hair. Don’t ask. You couldn’t handle the answer.
February 14th, 2013 at 1:59 pm
Don Shipley’s hair lost it’s virginity before Don Shipley.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:07 pm
49 …. Winner!
February 14th, 2013 at 2:08 pm
Remember when Queen Elizabeth knighted Shipley’s hair? To this day, when people call him sir, he asks, “Are you addressing me or my hair?” True story.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:15 pm
“Never in the course of human events have so many owed so much to Don Shipley’s hair.”
February 14th, 2013 at 2:16 pm
It looks at some point that he was investigated by Mary. The link is no longer active though: http://www.fakewarriors.org/pownet.secure/mueller_resume_redd_report_1.pdf
February 14th, 2013 at 2:22 pm
Don Shipley once ate an anvil for breakfast and farted ten penny nails all day long.
The Sun rises in the East and sets in the West because CHIEF SHIPLEY TOLD IT TO!!
February 14th, 2013 at 2:25 pm
It used to be called the Mojave Forest…Thanks Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Immortalized by no less than The Bard himself:
“His hair, his hair! My kingdom for his hair!”
(Richard III, Act V, Scene IV)
February 14th, 2013 at 2:34 pm
I hear that when Shipley received his first military haircut, the Marines requistioned the cuttings and made 16 ghillie suits.(Might have been 18. I don’t recall exactly.)
February 14th, 2013 at 2:39 pm
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Don Shipley’s hair can do for your country.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:45 pm
Superman gets his powers from wearing Chief Shipley’s pajamas.
Chief Shipley won a staring contest with the Sun.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:46 pm
When Shipley testified before Congress, the Sergeant-at-Arms asked him to please remove his hat. He wasn’t wearing one.
February 14th, 2013 at 2:47 pm
The reputation of Don’s hair precedes his adolescence. From October 1967:
She asks me why
I’m just a hairy guy
I’m hairy noon and night
Hair that’s a fright
I’m hairy high and low
Don’t ask me why
Don’t know
It’s not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling
Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
February 14th, 2013 at 3:41 pm
I posted this on his Extreme SEAL Experience Facebook asking him not to rip my arms off and beat me with them cause we all admire him for what he does.
I do hope and PRAY Don has a sense of humor or I’m getting a knock on the door late at night and no one will be there….and then there will be darkness.
{:-D
February 14th, 2013 at 3:48 pm
Genesis 2:2
“And on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done, for it took six long days to create Don Shipley’s hair.”
February 14th, 2013 at 3:50 pm
@ 62 Chip … Are you kidding me … this is nothing short of jealous flattery that no man would ever reject!
February 14th, 2013 at 3:52 pm
It is a far, far better hairdo that he does, than I have ever done…
February 14th, 2013 at 3:54 pm
Breaking news….
Don’s hair will be the first recipient of the new Distinguished Warfare Medal
February 14th, 2013 at 3:54 pm
Don Shipley’s hair can play an entire round of golf and shoot a 17.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:54 pm
The Hiroshima and Nagasaki A-Bombs were modeled after Chief Shipley’s backyard grill.
Whenever Chief Shipley wants water out in the desert, he just squeezes some out of a rock!
February 14th, 2013 at 3:55 pm
Don Shipley’s hair doesn’t grow, Don Shipley, shrinks.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:57 pm
We’ll always have Don Shipley’s hair. We didn’t have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
February 14th, 2013 at 3:59 pm
There are no extinct species, just a list of animals Don Shipley’s hair has allowed to live.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:00 pm
Nicolaus Copernicus was, in fact, wrong.
I now proclaim that the correct theory is that, everything is a Shiplyocentric model which places Don Shipley’s hair rather than the Sun, *or* the the Earth, at the center of the universe.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:04 pm
Pi is actually finite….here is the first 1,000 places….and it’s been extracted to 1,000,000 places…..
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128
48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091
45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436
78925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094
33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548
07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912
98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798
60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132
00056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872
14684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235
42019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960
51870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859
50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881
71010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303
59825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778
18577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989……
It ends at Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:15 pm
“My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of Don Shipley’s hair, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.”
Stephen Hawking
February 14th, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Donald Trump’s hair lays awake at night…
worrying that Don Shipley’s hair will call and out it as a phony
February 14th, 2013 at 4:25 pm
Breaking news…
An international group of geneticist,s studying Y-chromosome data, have found that nearly 0.5 percent of the male population in the world, or roughly 16 million people, are descendants Genghis Khan.
Shockingly, a confirmation test found that roughly 40% of the male population are descendants of Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:29 pm
If Don Shipley’s hair is so bad ass, then I dare it to come here and slam my head into my keybjnp;al;bm’m'pabjmfojkioafn
February 14th, 2013 at 4:35 pm
The universe didn’t begin with the Big Bang.
Don Shipley’s hair created the universe.
Oh and the Large Hadron Collider, it is just a styling accoutrement.
——————–
@75
Oh and I LARFED!!! THAT is a GOOD ONE!!!
We should be able to vote on these. Just like “Ballduster McSoulpatch Memorial Stolen Valor Tournament.”
February 14th, 2013 at 4:36 pm
On Friday, an asteroid will come within 17,000 miles of the Earth—“a very close shave” by space standards.
Recently, Bill Nye the Science Guy went on CNN to discuss the phenomenon—and anchor Deb Feyerick opened with a rather odd question: “Is this an effect of perhaps global warming?”
Nye was decent enough to ignore the question altogether, after a little bit of rambling about how meteor and meteorology are etymologically related but he did confirm “Asteroids are attracted to the sheer mass of Don Shipley’s hair so we can expect more of these events in the future”
February 14th, 2013 at 4:37 pm
Reflective Belts wear Don Shipley’s hair for safety sake.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:38 pm
Patton’s Prayer:
“Almighty and most merciful Father, we humbly beseech Thee, of Thy great goodness, to restrain these immoderate rains with which we have had to contend. Grant us fair weather for Battle. Graciously hearken to us as soldiers who call upon Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and wickedness of our enemies and establish Thy justice among men, nations and Don Shipley’s hair.”
February 14th, 2013 at 4:39 pm
@ 75 … BRILLIANT!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:40 pm
@75. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaad Damit. I wish I had thought of that!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:44 pm
Don Shipley’s Hair is SEAL Team ?all by itself.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:45 pm
@84 I meant to say “INFINITY”, it didn’t html come out right.
February 14th, 2013 at 4:45 pm
@77 Priceless!!
February 14th, 2013 at 4:46 pm
“I, [State Your Name], do solemnly swear that I will support and defend Don Shipley’s hair against all enemies, foreign and domestic.”
February 14th, 2013 at 4:49 pm
The real truth is DON SHIPLEY IS A PHONEY.
Don Shipley’s HAIR is the sentient being and it sprouted Don Shipley
February 14th, 2013 at 4:50 pm
“I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that hair, Don Shipley’s hair. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never.”
February 14th, 2013 at 4:52 pm
There is no such thing as alternate realities or parallel universes.
There are just various strands of Don Shipley’s Hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:01 pm
It’s the hair that launched a thousand ships. Its strands were on Nero’s bow, Rembrandt’s brush, and were usedto sign the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. It is the eternal hair, holding within its tufts the history of the civilized world. God save THE HAIR!
February 14th, 2013 at 5:03 pm
The Movie “Highlander” is modeled after Don Shipley’s Hair.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
February 14th, 2013 at 5:06 pm
Don Shipley’s hair actually *can* travel faster than the speed of light.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:08 pm
There will never be a WW III because *we* have Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:11 pm
I just received an email from one of our favorite phonies, Stephen Franklin Cio Burrell, prolific author and the fourth most dangerous man in the world…
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=29679
http://www.bullshido.org/Stephen_Burrell
Stephen has confirmed that Don Shipley’s hair is in fact the First Most Dangerous Man in the World…
And Stephen has a new book coming out titled “Weekend with Don Shipley’s Hair”
February 14th, 2013 at 5:11 pm
#77 Geez, Twist. The office thinks I’m wierd ‘cuz I giggled at that one.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:13 pm
Chuck Norris’s favorite t-shirt has a picture of Chief Shipley’s hair on it.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:14 pm
Tibetan Monks ask Chief Shipley’s hair for the meaning of the universe.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:15 pm
Don Shipley’s hair *is* the missing link.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:17 pm
Fox News stole the slogan “Fair and Balanced” from Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:18 pm
France has surrendered to Don Shipley’s hair a total of 17 times.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:19 pm
Obama and the Democrats were so fearful of Don Shipley’s hair that they considered both regulating it and/or outlawing it and Don Shipley’s hair told them….”Um, *no*”.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:21 pm
Nailed it! Well done Don.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:22 pm
ChipNASA: I think the correct term for PI is “transcendental”, actually. But we all understood what you meant. (smile)
February 14th, 2013 at 5:22 pm
The Swiss have conceded:
It is now called the “Don Shipley Hair Knife”.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:23 pm
The Pope and Mafia Dons kiss Don Shipley’s hair’s ring
February 14th, 2013 at 5:24 pm
The Loch Ness Monster and the Kraken were stolen from Chief Shipley’s aquarium.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:28 pm
My cat Mikey has agreed to concede his place in the hair hall of fame to Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:28 pm
On the 8th day God created Don Shipley’s hair and saw that it was good.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:29 pm
H. P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu fears and worships Don Shipley’s hair.
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Shipleyhu hairnaflgh R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”
February 14th, 2013 at 5:33 pm
If Don Shipley’s hair ever entered the following, it would immediately win and the contest would be over:
1. Olympics
2. ESPN’s World’s Strongest Man competition
3. Westminster Dog Show
4. Miss Universe
5. Publishers Clearing House
6. Iditarod
February 14th, 2013 at 5:37 pm
One of these times, Don will post a video of his *hair* calling some poser and outing him and ripping the poser a new ass.
Don will just have to sit there quietly and hold the phone.
{;-D
February 14th, 2013 at 5:38 pm
The reason the drifting cruise ship’s rope broke, was because it wasn’t made out of Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:56 pm
Nope! It broke because some dimwit rubbed a single strand of it across the tow cable, and *SNAP!*.
February 14th, 2013 at 8:19 pm
I was thinking of claiming to be a SEAL once to get a little glory but then remembered Don is only 150 miles from me.
Always classic stuff.
February 14th, 2013 at 9:12 pm
Little known fact…
The only reason Don gutted it out through BUDS?
His hair refused to be hidden under a helmet and the SEAL teams were the only refuge he had from helmets
February 14th, 2013 at 9:56 pm
Y’all are overlooking it! It is Don’s Hair that detects the phony SEALs, and the database is actually right in the hair strands. When a poser comes anywhere within the Shipley Aura, his hair starts evaluating and alerting Don, even providing the provacative conversation that the Chief uses on the phone. That is the purpose of the hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:23 pm
O-4E @95, you get the post of the day.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:24 pm
Don Shipley’s hair is so bad ass, he has to use napalm as a hair gel.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:25 pm
Don Shipley’s hair has never had a bad day. *EVER*
February 14th, 2013 at 10:27 pm
Don Shipley’s hair has 100% of bipartisan support of the U.S. Congress.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:28 pm
Don Shipley’s hair is not vain.
In fact, Carly Simon’s November 1972 was written about Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:30 pm
Don Shipley’s hair does not “get coiffed”. It *COIFFES*
February 14th, 2013 at 10:31 pm
A, E, I, O, U. Y and sometimes Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:31 pm
Don Shipley would make a great Hannibal Smith if they ever brought back the A-Team series…..
Instead of “I pity the fool”, BA would say “I pity the poser”.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:32 pm
@95.
He gets pissed when you contact him. I know.
Right on!
February 14th, 2013 at 10:32 pm
Finally for the evening and we’ll see you tomorrow……
Three things are certain in life, not two….
Death, Taxes and Don Shipley’s hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:33 pm
@122, I meant to say 1972 HIT
/ugh
February 14th, 2013 at 10:38 pm
@95.
Call him up and ask him for a signed copy of his book. Tell him your a fan and ask him to personalize it to “my gay lover”.
At least a few days of threats.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:41 pm
@Green Thumb…check this out
http://stephencioburrell.com/
February 14th, 2013 at 10:44 pm
OK OK….I see that Extreme Seal Experience has “liked” the link here and my comment on their page so I have not, apparently signed my own death certificate by initiating this fun tribute to Don and his hair……one last one for the night…..
“If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours….”
STOP LOOKING AT DON SHIPLEY’S HAIR!!!!!!!!!
/not that there’s anything *wrong* with that!!! {;-D
See you all tomorrow!~!!
Chip
February 14th, 2013 at 10:44 pm
@130 – I have seen ego trips before. They pale by comparison.
It is high time to give that fat bastard a call and tell him to stop smelling his fingers.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:44 pm
@130.
Fucking legit he is.
My favorite thing about him is that he goes straight to threatning the family, friends, etc.
Its actually funny. He gets mad when you start laughing.
Clown.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:49 pm
If you call, try to wait until about 0300 his time.
Better reaction.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:49 pm
It’s not Chief Shipley’s hair that matters. It’s what’s under it that counts.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:51 pm
Don Shipley’s hair is so bad ass, his barber needs titanium scissors.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:51 pm
And be creative. Tell him something like the British are coming when you call.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:54 pm
Green Thumb? You are a seriously *sick and twisted* individual. s/s Don Shipleys Hair
February 14th, 2013 at 10:55 pm
Don Shipley has conquered his last nemesis….
The Wind Tunnel.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:59 pm
Many thanks, Guys… It becomes very hard on Diane and myself dealing with the endless stream of phonies who enter our lives each day.
It seems all I ever talk to my beautiful wife of 34-years about are CLOWNS who steal Valor from “all of us.”
It’s always nice when you guys break up the “Grind,” and Diane and myself have a well-earned laugh together with comments you guys leave.
I met Diane on a Navy Ship, the USS McKee, one of the first women allowed on them in 1982. She was a Boatswain Mate…
Anyone who knows what a Boatswain Mate is understands how tough she is…
Tougher still is the fact that she put up with my SEAL shit for all these years…
I may go after these phonies and get the accolades for doing it… But MAKE NO MISTAKE; my wife is the driving force behind my exposing these clowns…
Every Vet out there owes Diane a “BRAVO ZULU.” Navy slang for “Well Done…
Thanks, Guys… Don Shipley…
February 14th, 2013 at 11:07 pm
Friggin’ Aye Don and Diane.
HooYah
February 14th, 2013 at 11:07 pm
And she gets it. It’s not every woman that can deal with a SEAL AND that hair.
February 14th, 2013 at 11:10 pm
Diane bought Don Shipley’s Hair a box of chocolates for Vatentine’s Day!
February 14th, 2013 at 11:12 pm
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
February 14th, 2013 at 11:12 pm
Don Shipleys’s hair can remove barnacles.
Why do you think he was in the Navy?
February 14th, 2013 at 11:19 pm
Don and Diane,
God Bless BOTH of you, all B.S. aside and also thanks a LOT for doing what you both do and for your service to all of us, your country and to each other.
I had no idea there was a Mrs Don Shipley. I just thought it was Don and his Hair that were a couple. Oh and all the posers.
OK OK. Cheers to all and thanks for the FUN.
Thanks Don for commenting and not assassinating all of us in our sleep. (yet)
Of course, we’ll see how many posters live to see Feb 15th.
{:-D!!
Cheers to all!!!
Have a great Valentines day and Happy Friday to all!!!
February 14th, 2013 at 11:20 pm
I will be sleeping with one eye open!
February 15th, 2013 at 3:20 pm
Don’s hair doesn’t always drink beer. But when it does…it drinks Dos Equis. It is the most interesting hair alive. Lol.
February 16th, 2013 at 2:46 am
Don may be the only person on the planet who still uses a flip phone. That’s how badass he is.
April 8th, 2013 at 2:36 pm
Thanks to the Shipleys for there artful determination to do what is right. I cant say enough about how much respect I have for them.
BZ and godspeed!
May 19th, 2013 at 12:06 am
Turd.
May 19th, 2013 at 12:41 am
I still have a flip phone.