A Quick Hugo Chavez Update

| February 18, 2013

Photos and updated information regarding the condition of Hugo Chavez were released recently.

Bottom line:  Generalissimo Hugo Chavez is still. . . . breathing.

He can smile, too.  And his daughters visited him recently.

But he’s also still in Cuba.  He’s still hospitalized there, in grave condition, 69 days after his fourth cancer surgery.  And he’s still unable to speak – because he’s breathing through a tracheal tube.

Don’t even ask if he’s able to perform his duties as President of Venezuela.

Oh, Hugo?  That noise you hear in the background is only the chant of the ever-circling family skeletal.  I think you’ll be meeting them soon enough.

The only real questions IMO are when you’ll meet them – and whether you’ll ever see your homeland again before you do.

Category: Hugo Chavez

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  1. B Woodman says:

    It couldn’t be happening to a nicer dictator. /snark off

  2. streetsweeper says:

    Don’t know if its luck of the draw or coincidence but, there is an ad up above for legal travel to Cuba. *smirk* Just saying. Dear Hugo; While I wish you total recovery, health and wellness, I somehow find it to be just short of gallows humor.
    Get your matters in order, something else tells me Venezuela is going to be looking for a younger, healthier replacement for you if at all possible under your particular flavor of communism….A short phrase; “We shall see” comes to mind.

  3. jerry920 says:

    Did you see the size of the bling on one of his daughters fingers? His people can’t get regular food and medicine, but people at the top get fat diamond rings. Typical socialist behavior.

  4. NHSparky says:

    Memo to Joey-boy–he’s on that short list of people I’d have wished cancer upon.

    And I hope he’s in a LOT of fucking pain.

  5. A Proud Infidel says:

    Hey Hugo, Satan’s laughing and looking forward to having you!!

  6. CC Senor says:

    Has South Park started doing to Chavez what they did to Saddam Hussein, a la shake hands with the devil?

  7. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    In the Great Hall of Hell the main dinner talble has seating for eight.

    1. Lucifer
    2. Hitler
    3. Stalin
    4. Bin Laden
    5. Arafat
    6. Hirohito
    7. Reserved for Chavez
    8. Reserved for a specific future special guest

  8. Setnaffa says:

    Too bad he’s in Cuba. He won’t even get a chance at a deathbed conversion to avoid an eternity in Hell.

    Don’t make the same mistake…

  9. Devtun says:

    Sean Penn’s good buddy back in Caracus, Venezuela…was greeted w/ fireworks and all.