Joe Bite Me is a moron

| February 20, 2013

In an interview with Parents Magazine on Google hangout, Joe Bite Me, who, for some stupid reason has remained the Vice President, urges folks to buy a double-barreled shotgun to protect themselves;

Yeah, all you have to do is fire your shotgun out the door of your house and all of the criminals will leave you alone. Like a crackpot. I’m sure Biden’s wife, Jill, is concerned about her safety what with all of those Secret Service people hanging around the house. How stupid does he think we are?

Luckily, I don’t see people flocking to the gun stores to follow Biden’s advice. He claims to own two shotguns, but I’m pretty sure that he shouldn’t have any – if we’re serious about getting the guns away from the mentally-incapable.

“I think the vast majority of the American people are serious and responsible, and I think the vast, overwhelming majority of gun owners are responsible and, in fact, keeping a gun out of the reach of children or strangers is just common sense,” he said.

No, Joe, you don’t think the majority of us are serious or respnsible or we wouldn’t even be having this discussion. You think we’re all morons like you.

Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists

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  1. Wrench Monkey says:

    So did Joey also tell Ma Biden that after firing both barrels to run out to the barn, hitch the team to the wagon, and head into town to find the sheriff? Maybe they can round up a posse?