Joe Bite Me is a moron

| February 20, 2013

In an interview with Parents Magazine on Google hangout, Joe Bite Me, who, for some stupid reason has remained the Vice President, urges folks to buy a double-barreled shotgun to protect themselves;

Yeah, all you have to do is fire your shotgun out the door of your house and all of the criminals will leave you alone. Like a crackpot. I’m sure Biden’s wife, Jill, is concerned about her safety what with all of those Secret Service people hanging around the house. How stupid does he think we are?

Luckily, I don’t see people flocking to the gun stores to follow Biden’s advice. He claims to own two shotguns, but I’m pretty sure that he shouldn’t have any – if we’re serious about getting the guns away from the mentally-incapable.

“I think the vast majority of the American people are serious and responsible, and I think the vast, overwhelming majority of gun owners are responsible and, in fact, keeping a gun out of the reach of children or strangers is just common sense,” he said.

No, Joe, you don’t think the majority of us are serious or respnsible or we wouldn’t even be having this discussion. You think we’re all morons like you.

Category: Gun Grabbing Fascists

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  1. WOTN says:

    So, I’d like to see who they blame when there’s a surge of people shooting off their front porch, on the advice of the VP. Perhaps, this will be the new recruiting class for the LAPD, which also doesn’t need Positive ID of targets, or require aiming at the targets they did not bother to ID.

    As to the math involved:
    2 rounds loaded minus 2 rounds fired = zero rounds available for the intruder OR
    30 rounds loaded minus zero rounds fired = 30 rounds available for the intruders.

  2. fm2176 says:

    I bought a Stoeger Coach Gun a coupla years ago. It seems like a handy defense weapon. When my house was burglarized last month it stayed in the safe, and the Mossberg 590 stayed slung on my back in case they came back. I rather liked the thought of 9 rounds of 00 buck, and another ten rounds on the gun.

  3. Islandofmisfittoys says:

    Is it me or is anyone else having images of him dressed like Elmer Fudd with his barreled shotgun?

  4. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    As soon as he spoke those first two words–“I think”–you knew damn well he was lying.

  5. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    The Moron aside, in times of great stress when a weapon is needed, a shotgun works great. The fact is, if a bad guy is in your house, he’s close and a shotgun will do the job nicely. It’s a very forgiving weapon at close range and makes a great noise. That’s why I have told my family that if anyone needs to grab a weapon in the house but quick, leave the handguns alone and grab a shotgun.

  6. Biermann says:

    Double barreled shotgun, two shots in the air to scare off would be invaders except now the criminals know that you are empty and it’s a free for all.

  7. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    @3 Be veeerrry kwiet…we’re hunting wabbits….

    Joe Biden should never be allowed to speak without a handler present…it’s too bad he misses the entire point of the 2nd amendment it’s not a right he and Obama grant me, it’s a God given right that the founders recognized and wrote and amendment to protect me from buffoons like Biden trying to force their views upon me by dictating they are so much smarter and wiser and can determine our “needs”.

    How many times do we have to discuss that need doesn’t enter into it. I am thinking the gentleman behind the home gunsmithing website who offers free plans on how to construct various automatic weapons from readily available materials was on to something….the Chechens used his plans to start their uprising…we may well need the ability to build our own weapons in our homes when the government keeps taking away the legal weapons….

    I am not advocating that anyone build an illegal automatic weapon, but I can see how such things reach the light of day when the government becomes ever more oppressive.

  8. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    @7. “How many times do we have to discuss that need doesn’t enter into it?” There it is, the money line.

  9. Contin says:

    So since i live inside city limits and fire off my shotgun outside to scare away a threat, will i not be arrested for illegal discharge of a firearm?

    My wife overheard his interview this morning while she was getting ready for work, she dropped her makeup and said “is he really that stupid?”.

  10. OWB says:

    Nope, Joe. In spite of your amusing albeit potentially dangerous suggestion on firearms usage I will revert to my most excellent training and NEVER fire at an unseen target. Firing into the air is a waste of ammo. If all you want is to make some noise, may I suggest an air horn?

  11. Fen says:

    Bumblefuck Biden. Obama’s insurance against impeachment.

  12. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Maybe I should have watched the interview but it’s too early in the decade for me to suffer the Biden blather. If he is suggesting that someone fire a shotgun into the air or any place but into the chest of an intruder, he has redined stupid.

  13. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Arrgggh. redefined not redined

  14. Scubasteve says:

    Redined works. He keeps eating stupid flakes, so not only has he dined, he’s redined. A lot.

  15. Twist says:

    Biden reminds me of Jeff Dunham’s puppet Walter.

  16. MAJMike says:

    I think ol’ Joe ought to go dove hunting with Dick Chaney.

  17. Twist says:

    My question is if I follow his advice and blindly fire my shotgun outside and I accidently shoot some teenager who was just taking a shortcut through my property, is he going to pay for my lawyer to defend me against the involuntary manslaughter charge?

  18. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    Biden is brilliant! He sparks innovation everyday.

    I have a great idea based on his observations about gun ownership and protection.

    I will begin to teach a self protection course:

    COURSE NAME: Non-Lethal Use of Shotgun and Associated Warning Shots (NLUSAWS).

    Cost of course will be $14.37 ($17.43 in NY State due to insurance surcharge).

    Students must have 12 gauge double-barrelled shotgun and two shotgun shells (rounds).

    Courses will be held on student’s balcony and/or front porch.

  19. Spindrift says:

    Okay- so the President wasn’t actually skeet shooting, he was defending the White House in that photo, right!!??? So to prove his point- how about he has the USSS agents that protect him give up the P229’s and P90’s and carry shotguns!?

    Need we remind him that the 2nd amendment not only covers hunting and self-defense, but also protection from tyranny? He and his Boss are going to have a lot more headaches real soon when there are a bunch of Federal employees on furlough…..

  20. bartdp says:

    And we wonder why our country is in the mess it is. With low information voters you get low information officials.

  21. NHSparky says:

    His gun choices are about as bad as his financial ones. I saw somewhere else how deep in hock this guy is and wondered how someone who sucks so bad at managing his own finances can bet trusted to handle that of a nation along with all that comes with being a career hack.

    Just fade away, Joe. Just fade away.

  22. UpNorth says:

    Hey, Joey Fukstik, you don’t get to tell us what we might “need”. It’s a right, not a need.
    And, who is that nancy boy asking Joey the questions?

  23. streetsweeper says:

    Wait. Isn’t the second amendment about the possession of firearms as a guard against tyranny? I was pretty certain I know or at least understood the states regulate firearms usage for hunting and self-defense. I don’t recall paying for a federal hunting license or drawing for elk permits.

  24. NHSparky says:

    Saving up for that .300 WinMag now, if for no other reason than if the leftards are scared of a little black varmint gun, there’s no telling how bad of a bowel-voiding panic they’ll be in by a gun that’ll drop shit at well over half a mile. Do I “need” that gun, Joe? Nope. But it’s my RIGHT to own it, and you and your fellow libtards can’t stop me.

    Molon Labe, fucker.

  25. pigmypuncher says:

    Was he abused and hit in the head repeatedly as a child?

  26. Blue Cyclone says:

    Obviously good ol Joe has never seen a 105 pound person with a double barrel 12-gauge. Part of the reason an AR-15 is a better choice is because the recoil doesn’t knock you down. Unless you have practiced with that shotgun, the recoil will be a real shock. Good ol Joe just knows more than any of us, he always has the answer. If you don’t believe he knows more than the rest of us, just ask him, he’ll tell you.

  27. JBS says:

    @25 NHSparky–I bought a .300 WinMag about a year ago. It kicks like a sonofabitch. About ten rounds at the range is my shoulder’s max. But I also bring my Mosin Nagant, so that might have added to the shoulder. Both are extremely loud. One of the loudest weapons I have heard is the Taurus Judge. The guy firing it had to warn others that it might be loud and he wasn’t joking! A friend of mine has his Mosin’s barrel cut down. Fire comes out that sucker! That might scare them off, Joe.

  28. A Proud Infidel says:

    One thing is for sure, and it’s that we can ALWAYS count on Joe Biden making an idiot of himself every time he opens his mouth!!

  29. Quincy P says:

    ‘in other news, Jill Biden shot and killed a Secret Service agent from her balcony last night’

  30. Redacted1775 says:

    #26, I’m guessing that and lived under power lines, was fed a steady diet of glue, crayons, lead paint chips along with mercury from broken thermometers, his parents were high when he was conceived/continued use throughout pregnancy, a victim of several lightning strikes, breathed car exhaust fumes on a regular basis, cleaned windows on the short bus with his tongue, pretty much whatever reason you can think of to explain his clearly degraded mental state.

  31. Ex-PH2 says:

    @31, or else he’s just more senile than anyone expected and gets away with it.

  32. A Proud Infidel says:

    @31, 26, One look at Biden, and the thought “He should have been a blowjob!” comes into my mind!

  33. Ex-PH2 says:

    @33, please post a spew alert! Now I have to wipe off my screen.

  34. Brad says:

    It is said that the sound of your pump shotgun is the scariest sound to a home invader and he will likely run out without you taking a shot. The only scarier sound is you hearing him pump back! So keep that sidearm handy too!

    Wasn’t Biden in one of those “Airplane” movies?

  35. Redacted1775 says:

    I believe he was Lloyd Bridges stunt double when he jumped out of the control tower. No net or cables, probably landed right on his noggin and didnt feel a damn thing.

  36. Twist says:

    @33, “He should have been shot into a Kleenex” comes to mind. I think Biden was the insperation for the President in the “Hot Shots” movies.

  37. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    No way! I just clicked the arrow on the screen and did a What the…? when I heard the questioner’s voice. Then I started laughing and spit out some sandwich. I can’t take it already and I’ve yet to hear The Moron speak a word.

    Okay, I waited two minutes and tried again. I can’t make it. Please tell me that this is a spoof and the questioner’s voice is a dub.

  38. FatCircles0311 says:

    Libtards think women are so dangerously hysterical they cannot be trusted with firearms. Yesterday it was that derp saying women who conceal carry would just start shooting random people because of their fear of being raped. Today it’s Uncle Biden saying women should randomly shoot into the air when they hear noises.

    War on women exists and it’s Libtard dominated.

  39. Yat Yas 1833 says:

    Mr. Lilyea, IMHO you owe morons an apology! Bite-Me isn’t even close to being at the level of a moron. Mr. Webster says a moron is a person with “mild retardation”. Bite-Me is a person with MAJOR retardation, TERMINAL retardation, ULTRA retardation, Navy retar…ooops!?

  40. David says:

    @16 – comparing Biden to Walter is an insult to Walter.

    @35 – the pump shotgun racking is indeed a scary sound to rational people. Too often people who break into habitations are anything but rational- enough drank, PCP, etc. and some of them think they are immortal. Them, like the man said, you gotta shoot. Not until you think they’re dead, till THEY think they’re dead. Can take a lot more than two rounds, too.

  41. defensor fortissimo says:

    as i recall, about 7 years ago, there was a school shooting in what i believe was a wisconsin high school. The shooters weapon of choice was a scattergun. I wonder what Biden’s thoughts would have been then. Probably try and ban pump actions since he’s so set on double barrels

  42. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    What is up with that interviewer? I don’t get it. A woman trapped in a man’s body? A man who used to be a woman?

  43. Ex-PH2 says:

    2/17 AirCav, I could not get past 5 seconds of the inteviewer’s voice.

    He’s either a ridgling, a gelding or a mare.

  44. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    @44. Thank goodness! I thought I was the only one. Nobody else said a word about it. I was all ready to finally view The Moron’s segment and I couldn’t get very far–my choking and laughing stopped me.

  45. A Proud Infidel says:

    @44, one word came to my mind when I heard “his” voice,..EUNUCH!

  46. Ex-PH2 says:

    @46 – Gelding = eunuch.

  47. OWB says:

    No, AC, you were not the only one. We just didn’t want to spoil it for you when you finally got around to watching. ‘Cause, we all knew that you would. Eventually. (Teehee.)

  48. NHSparky says:

    Infidel–did liberal men ever have balls to begin with?

  49. Just Plain Jason says:

    Advice I will take from Joe “shotgun” Biden
    1) What kind of bathtub gin won’t make me go blind.
    2) How to fight off an angry hooker.
    3) How to treat a chemical burn from a tanning agent.