Veterans Today’s moonshot

| February 20, 2013

Veterans Today’s “About” page says that it’s “an online journal representing the position of members of the military and veteran community in areas of national security, geopolitical stability and domestic policy.” Well, if this story they’ve run today represents any of your views, please leave.

I’m not exactly sure what it’s about, but I can understand enough that it might be about aliens building bases on the moon and the fact that the Obama Administration is finally telling Congress about it. Or something.

I think it says that aliens hacked into our energy weapons that we have posted in space (and for some reason have been reluctant to use on al Qaeda, which doesn’t exist anyway);

With recent “slam dunk” proof of UFO videos and “slam dunk” of purposefully made phony UFO videos of extremely high quality and great expense, along with cracking the satellite bloc on Area 51 and other “black sites,” and finding large triangular craft there, the charade cannot continue much longer.

Maybe the article is about sending our Guantanamo prisoners to alien bases on the Moon, for all I can decipher out of that crackpottery. The aliens are probably Jewish anyway which would explain Duff’s interest.

I think TSO sent me the link to discombobulate me today, as if I’ve ever been combobulated.

Category: General Whackos

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  1. streetsweeper says:

    Discombobulation duly noted….hehehe.

  2. FatCircles0311 says:

    This sounds like a movie script for the SyFy channel.

  3. TSO says:

    That’s actually from like a month ago, I just saw it today when I was noting how Duff edits his own Wikipedia page.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    At least, we were warned.

    And to think I just asked if people preferred the aliens-among-us conspiracy theory over whatever the other one was. I must be psychic. This proves it.

  5. David says:

    Gotta read the posted comments, such as the one that suggest because two stars collide that a massive sonic boom is gonna hit us. Apparently the words “space” and “vacuum” no longer go in the same sentence. Fasten the tinfoil hats, boys, it’s gonna be a rough ride…..

  6. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    How is the real estate market doing up there?

  7. ChipNASA says:

    I think the term is MOONBAT

  8. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Whoa. The Nazis were on the moon in 1942. If only they had been there the year before. They no doubt would have prevailed against Britain. Sumovabitch. Lousy timing.

    @5. I read some of the comments too. Jeez. Note to FBI and Homeland Security: If you want to ensure bona fide nuts don’t have guns, start with the commenters at Veterans Today.

  9. pete says:

    i had to play Dark Side of the moon so i could attempt to follow the article

  10. Yat Yas 1833 says:

    Okay, who put what in my cornflakes?! I tried to read this thing twice and couldn’t do it!? Does anyone have a large size aluminum foil hat?

  11. Former3c0 says:

    Of course everything is from aliens…

  12. USMCE8Ret says:

    I was sorely disappointed that not one post on that site reported someone being taken up in a mother-ship and had sexual experiments done on them.


  13. Twist says:

    I couldn’t make this crap of if I tried.

  14. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Damn it I wondered what those freaking pods in the basement were….

  15. streetsweeper says:

    tin foil in the large size box? Sorry Yat Yas 1833, its on back order and we don’t know when we will receive more. The Alex Jones fan club bought up everything we had. 😉

  16. streetsweeper says:

    Were the pods hanging upside down or growing from the floor up, VOV? lol. I never go over to those asshats. Duff gives me a super creepy feeling over what I usually get just looking at moonbat prose.

  17. Hondo says:

    Duff really needs to lay off huffing that shoe cleaner . . . .

  18. Redacted1775 says:

    Large triangular craft. What we here on earth call A FUGGIN’ B-2 BOMBER! Teh stoopid is strong in that crowd.

  19. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    I would like Pink Floyd to weigh in on this controversial issue.

  20. Ex-PH2 says:

    Doesn’t Duff know that because Area 51 was being monitored so much by curious tourists, everything important (like reverse engineering alien spaceships) has been moved to a new and (not) secret location?

    I thought everyone knew that. It’s in Indiana.

  21. Former3c0 says:

    If we had bases on the moon to perform secret tests and hold prisoners in secret, why on earth wouldn’t we just do all our experiments up there away from prying eyes? Why build at all on earth where people would be constantly watching?

    Are current (real) situations on earth so boring people have to resort to his nonsense?

  22. The Dead Man says:

    Holy crap guys, I found some footage of people that made it into Area 51!

    (I hope I don’t need the /sarc tags here)

  23. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    @21 It’s the bat sh1t crazy effect….the wilder the concept the more airplay thus the longer the attention span.

    This stuff makes the peyote induced ramblings of Castaneda seem almost coherent….

  24. kp32 says:

    The picture of the ‘thirteen mile high tower’ on the moon looks like (I Dream of) Jeannie’s bottle sitting on a rock.

  25. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    @20. Area 51 was relocated but not to Indiana. That’s a front. In 1967, it was relocated to San Francisco.

  26. NHSparky says:

    I can see the little green men coming down the spacecraft ramp now…”Take us to your leader…but first, we need to make a trip for some nosh to Katz’s Deli. Oy, can you believe it? 300 light years and not a single place had kosher pastrami!”

  27. MAJMike says:

    Uhhh, the movie “Iron Sky” was fiction. It wasn’t a documentary.

  28. malclave says:

    Bugs, Mr. Rico! Zillions of ’em! I’m burning them down!

    Ahem. Sorry.

  29. Ex-PH2 says:

    My pictures of the moon are better than Duff’s. 😛

  30. A Proud Infidel says:

    After reading the first paragraph, the only thought going through my mind about that crowd could be summed up in a sound effect: “*BONG”,.. CUCKOO!,..*BONG!,..CUCKOO!,…”.