Fat Boy Friday

| February 22, 2013

Aunty brat alerts us to the fact that Fatboy Marine Romeo Martinez is back at his jackassery. No, these aren’t photoshopped at all;



Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Scotty says:

    Roberto Martinez is his real name. He is a twin, He has a twin sister as fat & as ugly as him. Lives in NYC. But no one has been able to put a lock on an actual address.

  2. AndyFMF says:

    HA! He likes This Aint Hell.

  3. Spade says:

    2nd one look like a chick.

  4. Don Everson says:

    lmao…. i love how he accepted a few people not knowing they would expose him as the fat ass fake wannabe he is…..

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Yeah, if you’re going to PS your face onto someone else’s picture, make sure you match the skin tones.

    Calling this guy a horse’s ass is an insult to horses’ asses.

  6. J.M. says:

    Judging from the fb pics, i’m less concerned that someone will think he’s the real deal and much more concerned that apparently not only did a female allowed him to mate, but he actually reproduced.

  7. SGTKane says:

    After he’s mastered his “learning to read” books, he should move onto some basic photoshop books.


    I mean that picture is photoshoped (the brass gives it away), but they admit its a re-enactment/air soft thing. Seriously, how much sense does it make to photoshop a photoshop…

  8. Twist says:

    My 10 year old has more PS skills than this guy.

  9. Whitey_wingnut says:

    Hahahaha that second picture his face isn’t even close to matching the position of the helmet and body.

  10. Edward1811 says:

    I think it’s a troll. One of the commenters is Michael Wilson, another photoshopper, and his page is definitely a troll account.

  11. C2/2000AF says:

    Yeah thats the troll account making those pictures and talking. Romeo doesnt allow people on his page anymore. Not only that, he doesnt respond to people making fun of him or he deletes it quickly.

  12. C2/2000AF says:

    His real account still has the BS military pictures. But now he just added some phony football pictures. Him wearing some fucking crocs in football gear.

  13. NHSparky says:

    He still has those purty DSL’s, tho…

  14. pete says:

    luv the way it’s looking at the camera while firing
    a burst of BS!! lmao

  15. SMSgt says:

    Oh dear GOD! Did you see the West Point graduation? Obvoiusly the picture of him in the Marine uniform on the beach is a misprint!

  16. Mustang says:

    The guy doing the photoshopping isn’t Martinez. It’s a troll account. His “likes” include this blog, Stolen Valor, Steve Jordan’s page, etc.

    His real account is https://facebook.com/romeo.martinez.35

  17. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    OK: I got a bead on him.

    I just spoke to his football coach Tony Rodriguez at (718) 954-1249. Apprarently Romeo Martinez plays for the Brooklyn Hawks.


  18. brat says:

    Thanks MCPO and, of course, Jonn. Have passed this all on to a Gold Star Wife friend of mine (her husband was a Marine out of Twenty Nine Palms.) I missed the first go round on this *cough* Romeo, and only heard of him now because – needless to say – our Gold Star community is more than a tad pissed off…

  19. Stacy0311 says:

    Is his callsign “Twinkie 6”?

  20. FMR PAO says:

    Seriously, there’s about a 3 shad skin tone difference between the face and the arms in the first photo. This douche rocket isn’t even trying.

  21. Hondo says:

    Edward1811: damn, has Michael “Goth-boy” Wilson resurfaced too?


  22. NHSparky says:

    Notice he isn’t wearing tank tops anymore.

    I don’t get to peek at his sideboobage, and this makes me sad.

  23. Edward1811 says:

    It looks like someone posing as these guys is setting up the facebook accounts.

    Welcome to the internet, where your ridiculous stolen valor claims will live on forever.

    I have to admit the Goth-boy West Point pic made me spill my coffee. Too funny.

  24. Bam Bam says:

    That poor wo-man. I feel sorry for shim, sHe has a face that isn’t aligned properly with its body. Probably makes shim better at asymmetric warfare…

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  26. SgtBob says:

    I would pay to watch a real Marine whip that dude’s ass. I mean until he cried like a girl stood up on prom night.

  27. Just Plain Jason says:

    He better watch it he is creeping in on Snake Eye’s turf.

  28. El Marco says:

    not very good at it, is he…..

  29. Surely a phony page. I sent a friend request that was picked right up, and I made a couple of derogatory posts, and even got a followup comment from Mike Wilson.

  30. Shane The Train says:


    Romeo A Martinez
    XXXXx XXth Rd
    Maspeth, NY 11378

    Phone number and address

    Edited by Jonn; We don’t publish their addresses and phone numbers here. It’s a legal thing.

  31. C2/2000AF says:

    #18 LOL MCPO, yeah he enjoys bragging about being a “football player”, he use to tell people he was a Brooklyn Raider or some crap. I dont think he gets off the bench for his squad.

    I heard someone in NY was going to pay him a visit awhile back when he was first exposed.

  32. Mandrax says:

    I know Don Shipley usually only calls “SEAL”s but maybe he could make an exception for this guy and give him a ring…boy howdy, would I enjoy watching that.

  33. Green Thumb says:


  34. Sparks says:

    Romeo Martinez! When I was on the M-60 in Vietnam (I am an OLD 11 Bravo), I was always looking around for a camera… not my target! LOL Photoshopped? No doubt about it! ๐Ÿ˜€ In fact I would always ask one of the guys in my squad who had a camera, “hey, next time we take fire, get a shot of me with the pig for my mom!” ๐Ÿ˜€

  35. 88M Lady says:

    LOL! My 3 year son does a better job painting on V-tech tablet!

  36. Sparks says:

    @39 Thanks for the link gunner. Shows he is not only a dipshit, he can’t photo edit for crap! Is it just me or does “he” look like a girl?

  37. Thunderstixx says:

    Oh for crying out loud… This guy is the winner…

    Then there is Michael Wilson a favorite douchebag of ours still out there.

    Talk about looking stupid, Wilson takes the cake all the way from the flour to the bakery !!!


  38. Anonymous says:

    Patrick Smith of the La Porte, Tx Animal Control department is going saying he was a U.S. Army Spec ops operator. Can anyone verify this or anything?