Gregory John Schaffer indicted for child pr0n

| March 13, 2013

You may remember Slats the Narrow-assed SEAL if you’ve been around here since last year from this screen shot on a dating website;

His real name is Gregory John Schaffer and he was busted by Don Shipley. Well, Jerry sends us a link to the news that he’s finally been indicted for making child porn.

A married father, Schaffer, 34, found the victim on craigslist, where she’d posted an ad seeking a job during the summer or after school.

Authorities said he got her to send him a photo, the conned her into coming to the office alone after she first brought a friend. He told her he owned a Victoria’s Secret at Newport Centre Mall, along with three other stores there, then convinced the girl to sign an employment contract and confidentiality agreement, court documents show.

He then told the unwitting teen that she’d just agreed in writing to have sex with him, a complaint on file in U.S. District Court alleges.

He was the example that Doug Sterner and I used when we interviewed with ABC News last year that these posers are criminals at other things besides being phonies. If he had been arrested for Stolen Valor back in April when we first noticed him, he wouldn’t have been on the streets to coherence this underage girl in May.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Hondo says:

    Apparently Mr. Jerry DeMarco is also one of the “good guys” in the press. Kudos, Mr. DeMarco. Kudos.

    For me, the “money quote” in Mr. DeMarco’s article was this:

    Schaffer continues to be held in federal custody without bail.

    I hope that continues for a long, long time. Like maybe until he’s carried out in a box.

  2. Whitey_wingnut says:

    I wouldn’t say carried out, I like the idea that the box is just given a swift kick out the door and then ramped right to his gravesite.

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Lake Michigan is wide, deep and very cold.

  4. ohio says:

    Going to prison, he won’t be narrow assed much longer. Even men in prison have their standards.

  5. AndyFMF says:

    Stolen Valor…..victimless crime.

  6. A_Proud_Infidel says:

    I hope he gets the most sadistic cellmate that he can. All pedophiles are better off dead!

  7. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Yeah, pedophiles are not appreciated by the prison population and many have had to have emergency surgery to dislodge a mop handle. At least his wife is young and can move on with her life, one hopes.

  8. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Here’s hoping a few days in gen pop relieves our society of one more pile of garbage…

  9. Instinct says:

    It’s a shame that we have to hope the convicts will administer the justice that our legal system should be handing out

  10. streetsweeper says:

    Nah Veritas, they’d probably place him in max just for his own well being. And theirs too.

  11. ChopIT says:

    When he gets to prison, send a picture of him wearing his phony uniform to one of the guards, they’ll know who to hand it to…

  12. Green Thumb says:

    He needs to bunk with “Ranger” Burrell for protection….

  13. FistSFC says:

    @9: Exactly. Well Put.

  14. BCousins says:

    On the website he also claims he is a PhD/Post Doc. That is a load of crap too. Posing as someone intelligent.

  15. W2 says:

    I hope he gets his head caved in with a bar bell like Dahmer did. Turning him into the cell block “Cornhole Carl”, while probably more punishment, just prolongs the taxpayer having to support his worthless @ss (and he ain’t worth it).

  16. Green Thumb says:

    This kind of turd is near a playground in your neighborhood….