You may remember Slats the Narrow-assed SEAL if you’ve been around here since last year from this screen shot on a dating website;
His real name is Gregory John Schaffer and he was busted by Don Shipley. Well, Jerry sends us a link to the news that he’s finally been indicted for making child porn.
A married father, Schaffer, 34, found the victim on craigslist, where she’d posted an ad seeking a job during the summer or after school.
Authorities said he got her to send him a photo, the conned her into coming to the office alone after she first brought a friend. He told her he owned a Victoria’s Secret at Newport Centre Mall, along with three other stores there, then convinced the girl to sign an employment contract and confidentiality agreement, court documents show.
He then told the unwitting teen that she’d just agreed in writing to have sex with him, a complaint on file in U.S. District Court alleges.
He was the example that Doug Sterner and I used when we interviewed with ABC News last year that these posers are criminals at other things besides being phonies. If he had been arrested for Stolen Valor back in April when we first noticed him, he wouldn’t have been on the streets to coherence this underage girl in May.
Category: Phony soldiers