We all know about the
idiot good Mayor of NYC, Michael “I’m Your Nanny” Bloomberg. You know – that Mayor who blames all the world’s problems on privately-owned guns, Big Gulp sodas, and trans-fats? Who mistrusts people and thinks personal freedom is a “tool of the devil” – so people can’t be trusted to decide for themselves what to do? The Mayor who seems to view the concepts of freedom and personal responsibility with distain?
Hell, Bloomberg’s such a joke that even the Daily Currant has satirized his “control freak” nature and policies. Everyone with even half a brain knows he’s nothing but a freedom-hating blowhard who has more dollars than working brain cells.
Well, it seems someone else decided a little more satire regarding Bloomberg was in order. A NYC bakery called “House of Cupcakes” has come up with a cupcake in Hizoner’s honor. And it’s not your run-of-the-mill cupcake, either.
It “weighs in” at nearly 36,000 calories – the caloric equivalent of over 10 pounds of body fat. From an article about the “Mayor Bloomberg” cupcake:
“Its got over 12 pounds of sugar, five pounds of butter, four pounds of flour, six cups of cocoa powder, 24 eggs, two cups of milk,” owner and cupcake creator Ron Bzdewk told WCBS 880?s Marla Diamond.
The best part? The article about the Mayor Bloomberg cupcake is not satire. This really happened.
Well done, Mr. Bzdwek. IMO this couldn’t have happened to “honor” a more deserving blowhard control freak.