Cesar Sniper Caparas; shape-shifting Marine

| June 15, 2013

Cesar Sniper Caparas

Now, this guy, Cesar Caparas, may have been a Marine at some point, but I’m doubting it. Several of you Marines have sent me the link, so I’m guessing that you know a phony when you see one. Besides, who wears full sized medals with ribbons?

This is his picture that he says was him in boot camp;

Cesar Sniper Caparas1
Cesar Sniper Caparas2

I don’t know which fellow he’s claiming is him, but he doesn’t look like either. In the top picture, his head looks like a Volkswagon with the doors open, what with those distinctive ears. Neither of the guys in the other picture have ears like that.

cesar caparas

I just don’t trust people who go around calling themselves snipers – right there in his Facebook name and wearing the big ole patch on his motorcycle club vest.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Sparks says:

    @49 Do you have his FB link?

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    ANCCPT – Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    @43 – Sparks – you do NOT want to know the location of that tatt! You don’t!

  4. Just An Old Dog says:

    @51, click his name ( in blue) in the above Article,

  5. ItAllFades says:

    The other guys in that MC are so fat that they look like they are about to explode. It’s like someone is filling them with air and they are going to split somewhere. Ridiculous. Are those guys former Marines? How the hell did they let themselves get so out of shape?

  6. J.M. says:

    Airsoft sniper. I’m sure the neighborhood pets live in fear.

  7. LostOnThemInterwebs says:

    He has all the sniper skills, first he has to hide in the bathroom stall, watch the dude come in, service him while watching no cops are coming and get paid, all this without being seen or heard .. all this and of course he gets “one shot one kill” and body shots all the time, but he just rubs them off and cleans himself …

    Dude looks like he weights less than the eq used by a sniper, I was looking at the MC picture and wondering damn he does look out of place and then I finally figure it out!!!

    The dude went into the MC trying to find Phillip Dale Monkress (goooogle hit) because he heard “Phildo” was looking for someone to use as a full body dildo ….

    Looking at the first picture I knew immediately he was fake, not for the medals but that line in the hair that was a “dafuq is that” and the glorious trigger discipline .. “Finger of the trigger fake marine!!!”

  8. Fatcircles0311 says:

    Humanitarian service medal: check
    Status; ultimate badass

    Seems legit to me. Oh did I mention I have one of those too?

    Ladies form a line to swoon.

  9. ANCCPT says:

    @Ex-PH2: You lost me with that reference. I’m pretty well versed in sci-fi, so that takes some doing.
    @Sparks. Yep. You pussies were ‘Holding your breath’. I remember it clearly. Not me. I headbutted the water so hard it broke the covalent bonds holding it’s components Oxygen and Hydrogen. I breathed in teh Oxygen and used the Hydrogen to power my dive computer….Which might LOOK like a Casio calculator Watch, but I assure you is WAY above your clearance level.
    Which reminds me…speaking of headbutts, can we get some pictures of one of these fakers getting headbutted by a REAL Marine? And by ‘real’ I mean like all Marines I’ve ever known..Not too book smart, but fiendishly clever when it comes to practical things (guns, trucks, beer can sculptures, jury rigging traps in the barracks) and downright godamn evil geniuses when they start to drink? I’ll pay for a picture of this guy getting headbutted.

  10. Azygos says:

    “Ridiculous. Are those guys former Marines? How the hell did they let themselves get so out of shape?”

    Round is a shape.

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    @59 ANCCPT, that’s from the original 1951 movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still”, where Patricia Neal says “Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!” to Gort the robot to stop his destructive behavior.

  12. Mustang says:

    Not sure if you missed FB comment at the top but one of the Marines in the pic of the two together is Armand Bautista and the other guy is not Ceasar.


  13. A Proud Infidel & Patriot says:

    I bet he’s the pride of his San Francisco street corner with that getup and hairdo!!

  14. Red 6 says:


    The repeal of DADT has had a profound impact on the grooming of Marines.

  15. streetsweeper says:

    ANCCPT! *HILARIOUS*! Good thing I didnt have a drink in hand, lmao!

  16. streetsweeper says:

    If anything Infidel, he prolly hangs out at Mission & Harbor with alternate nights doing fluffing in the Tenderloin pRon parlors.

  17. A Proud Infidel & Patriot says:

    I have no doubt he moonlights there when he’s not at his job as a hairdresser!!

  18. ANCCPT says:

    You’re welcome. As you can see, I do what I can. You just can’t know all of it. It’s classified, you know. As also as we all know, everybody’s SF/Delta/Bastard Progeny of Chuck Norris and Rambo making sweet, sweet hero love on the interwebs.

  19. Shamus says:

    I just want to admonish all of you here for you inappropriate and highly offensive taunting of this young man/woman/tranny’s ears. As an owner of a rather prodigious pair of auditory collectors myself, I think it’s aweful that you would abuse him in such a manner as a result of something genetics has obviously burdened him with, through no fault of his own.

    On second thought, ‘Volkswagen doors’ was some funny shit, and you can never taunt a posing loser too much- and his momma had just walked away at first sight of him, the world, and motorcycle clubs everywhere could breathe a sigh of relief. Carry on then- fire for effect, over!

  20. Andy says:

    Shamus…..when I started reading your post I thought you were defending this jizz stain. Then I finished the first sentence and started laughing. Outstanding.

  21. trackrat1 says:

    Did anyone else notice the fact that he is a slick sleeve wearing an NCO buckle on his UNBUCKLED white belt? what a douche clown!

  22. NHSparky says:

    So the Corps standard has gone “squared away” to “OHMAGERD FABULOUS!”

  23. Roger in Republic says:

    Oh, and he says that he was ‘blown up in Iraq’. I’m sure he has or was blown somewhere.

  24. Green Thumb says:

    This is the kinds dude that you always see in public toilets at the urinal next to you.

    The kind that try to strike of conversation.

  25. Roger in Republic says:

    And yes that is the Navy Cross ribbon in the photo, and No, his name does not on the list of holders of the NC. That tells me is has never served a day as a Marine or anything else, ever.

  26. Joe Williams says:

    A little sidetrack and FYI. Cpl. Bobby Johns joined HMM-362 after I did in 67. After Bobby made crew chief,he left the helo and carried an exhausted RTO in a hot zone extraction. Promoted to SSgt. Several months later, an other rescue in a hot exact became 2nd Lt. bobby Johns. Joe

  27. NASCAR says:

    Can we come up with a rank structure for these assholes? SV1 – Privates SV2 – Privates first ass etc?

  28. A Proud Infidel & Patriot says:

    Hey NASCAR, I’ve already awarded him his Rank and Title, check out post #29!

  29. KillerB says:

    @Proud Infidel $ Patriot.. Good title, I concur. All I can say about this paperweight is simple.. NO..

  30. A Proud Infidel & Patriot says:

    Any Soldier or Marine I’ve ever seen with a weapon while in any Dress Uniform had one for an Honor or Color Guard, and it WASN’T something like the Airsoft he’s fondling in that top pic. I’ve also noticed how poser-boy has his hand like he’s ready to give a handjob to a donkey!!

  31. Crotchity Old Bubblehead says:

    Double like Sparks’ #22 comment. Far too often at bike rallies, shows and rides you run into “those guys” that are little too gung-ho or jsut not quite right that you want nothing to do with them.

  32. NHSparky says:

    I’d be willing to bet my next paycheck our boy Cesar doesn’t know his MOS, either the “old” one or what it was redesignated.

  33. Bubblehead Ray says:

    I’m just curious if those ears sound like a playing card in a bicycle’s spokes when he gets up to speed on his Vespa.

  34. NHSparky says:

    Why is it when I see that top picture I keep thinking of the song, “When I See An Elephant Fly?”

  35. MCPO NYC USN (Ret.) says:

    This guy is so high speed … he could beat a five year old in a tricycle race!


  36. Twist says:

    I’m with #81 on this one. The only time that I have carried a weapon while in dress uniform is when I was conducting a funeral detail, and then it was a bare bones M16 or M4 without any of the cool guy attachments.

  37. USMCE8Ret says:

    This is how he probably gets treated by his M/C club:

  38. David says:

    @70 – to carry the movies references even further back – on one of Clark Gable’s early screen tests, he was rejected becasue “his ears stuck out like taxi-cab doors”. (And I suppose someone’s gonna say “who was Clark Gable?”

  39. MeatSpin says:

    This kind of reminds me of Hondo and John Lilyea because they both don’t have any combat awards and lie and claim they do. They also use this ad revenue to create this website called. What a bunch of douches I hear it is John and Hondo on there.

  40. MeatSpin says:

    John does not have a CIB like he claims I have his FIOA. I see no CIB I will be posting it to my link.

  41. Andy says:

    it’s FOIA, not FIOA. wonder which exposed poser meatspin is?

  42. OldSargeUSAR says:


    Probably the gay, hairdresser sniper his own self.


  43. DirtDart says:

    old meatspin popped up over on a few other threads.
    My question for meat is: Vagisil or Midal Meatspin.

    Either that or you go get laid- guy, girl, goat- something. You need some other direction of energy for your own self hatred.

  44. Big Steve says:

    Looking at this little monkey… if he isn’t gay, he missed a good chance.
    He is/was no more of a marine than my 7 year old niece.