Michael Lewis; phony Gulf War vet

| August 16, 2013

Someone sent us a New York Daily News article about Michael Lewis who claims to be a Gulf War veteran who was exposed to deadly chemicals during that deployment which should support his pot habit.

A Gulf War veteran and his wife claim San Diego County senselessly cracked down on his use of medical marijuana by taking their two young children for one year.

“As a result, they (the children) were deprived of regular, open, and free contact and companionship of family and friends, including their parents,” the couple states in a complaint against the county.

Michael Lewis says he was exposed to chemical weapons during the war that left him with incapacitating migraines, so he sought a medical marijuana prescription to alleviate the pain โ€” never thinking it would cost him his kids.

Lewis and his wife Lauren Taylor are suing San Diego County, seven of its officers, the City of Coronado and two of its officers for civil rights violations, battery, false imprisonment and negligence, the Courthouse News Service reports.

But the actual Gulf War ended six months before he joined the Navy;

Michael lewis FOIA

No deployment awards, a shortened term in the Navy. Case closed.

Sorry to break up SEAL Week, but it’s still Navy Week, right?

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Valkyrie says:

    Yes, I love being underestimated. It’s actually come in pretty handy at times. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Smitty says:

    all of dumb ass’ comments disappeared. i thought they were pretty funny, especially after Hondo edited them

  3. Green Thumb says:

    What a loser!

  4. Dalton "Mini-Me" Coldiron says:


  5. Daulton "Bunny Love" Coldiron says:


  6. Daulton "Bunny Love" Coldiron says:


  7. Scotty says:

    This thread has gotten shitty all of a sudden.

  8. Daulton "Bunny Love" Coldiron says:


    • Hondo says:

      Moving down the road to Houston does nothing but waste time and gas, Daulton-boi.

      However, based on the websites you keep posting (and which keep getting deleted), you do seem to know your way around the “ghey online” scene.

      Hey, it’s a free country, Lil’ Daulton. Whatever floats your boat.

  9. NHSparky says:

    Someone in Lancaster, PA is locked in his basement when mommy should have taken away his keyboard and sent him outside to play.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    Ooooo! Looks like little (and I do mean LITTLE) dalton coldiron thinks he can hide hisself from us. How very unclever of him!

    Yeah, AC/DC coldiron, does Lostroh know that you knicked his photo so that you could claim to be a PBR rider? I think he kind of deserves to know that you aren’t just a military valor thief, you’re a valor thief in almost everything there is!

    And you’re such a dweeb, too. I think I could beat the crap out of you, and I’ve got arthritis, BOY.

  11. Smitty says:

    Dumb ass, ive asked you many times, but i must ask again. do you buy your own line of bull shit? do you really think you could even beat my sisters ass? much less mine. grow up, get the ink blacked out (or i can remove it for you) and stop pretending to be shit you arent. you arent a football player, A bull rider, a Ranger, or even a MP for that matter. nearly everyone on this site, with the exception of very few, is a real soldier that you arent even worthy of licking the bottoms of their boots. i dont care if ya want to talk shit to me, you can say anything ya want about me and you will never anger me. but you know that, you know that nothing you say about me will be able to push my buttons. talking shit on Hondo or the others here might make me have to drive to Perry

  12. Smitty says:

    does this ‘Dumb ass’ talking to himself thing remind anyone else of the south park scenes when cartman is playing with his dolls and telling himself how cool he is?

  13. The Al says:

    Oh look, it’s someone trying to emulate the Wickre man- with about as much success at fooling us as Wickre himself. Give it up, Dalton

  14. Smitty says:

    no dont give it up, hang around and we will mock you profusely for ever! lets see if you can get a thread up to as many posts as Psaul. i know you have never succeeded at anything in life, Dumb ass, (except getting suspended from school for slashing your girl friends tires) but i believe you can rival the douchbagery of Psaul. you can do it, Dumb ass, we believe in you!

  15. The Al says:

    @117- true, once Paul has his little meeting with the 4chan party van, we will need someone to make fun of

  16. OldSargeUSAR says:

    Dalton Bunnylove… Bedwetter

  17. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Maybe we should call him Lil Sippy. And, please,no matter how many times he whines about his banishment, don’t let the pornographer back here.

  18. Smitty says:

    Cav, we never banished psaul we shouldn’t banish DumbAss

  19. Green Thumb says:

    I am somewhat lost on this thread.

    No surprise. Strong back, weak mind.

    Who are all of these “Smitty” people and why do they keep getting edited?

    Is there a real Smitty? And if so, will he please stand up?

  20. Smitty says:

    Dalton coldiron came here posing as me posting gay porn links. He also posted as hondo, but all his posts were ediyed by hondo to be long spiels about his rabit infatuation. Im guessing Jonn deleted them all

  21. Ex-PH2 says:

    Hondo, just what is it you have against rabbits, that you would inflict that dickdrip on them?

  22. Green Thumb says:


  23. Hondo says:

    Smitty: Jonn deleted some. I deleted the rest when I figured out that was Jonn’s policy here. His place, his rules.

    — break —

    Ex-PH2: just referring back to that “wonderful he-man” photo of ol’ Daulton-boi in the first article that he apparently had posted on Facebook for a while (and still might have posted, for all I know or care). I’ve got nothing in particular against rabbits.

  24. Anonymous says:

    there should be a clause in Jonn’s rules excluding certain subject matter from deletion if its funny. i dont know about yall, but i found his ramblings rather amusing, especially when he started acting like cartman at a tea party telling himself how cool he is. i must confess i was a bit repulsed and impressed at the same time at his extensive knowledge of the gay porn world. im sure he put a lot of research into it

  25. Smitty says:

    there should be a clause in Jonn’s rules excluding certain subject matter from deletion if its funny. i dont know about yall, but i found his ramblings rather amusing, especially when he started acting like cartman at a tea party telling himself how cool he is. i must confess i was a bit repulsed and impressed at the same time at his extensive knowledge of the gay porn world. im sure he put a lot of research into it

  26. thebesig says:

    @ Smitty (90), I figured the same thing about your fan club, that azzclown doesn’t come across as having a thick skin. ๐Ÿ˜€ Of course, I’m not surprised that Dalton Coldiron got dumped. Bunny love ass boys, phony veterans that failed out of BCT, and other types of losers tend to get dumped.

    Unfortunately, his bunny doesn’t have the option to dump him. Hoping that Bugs Bunny visits him in his mother’s basement, calling him “cuz,” offering him coffee and tea then asking him for how many lumps he wants, then walking out with the rescued bunny ๐Ÿ˜€

    As for bull riding? The rodeo provides the bull, Dalton Coldiron adds himself to the pair as the “shit” partner. No bullriding there, just have the audience guess the two combined to describe what spews from Dalton Coldiron’s face azzhole.

    @ The Al (118), just imagine, Dalton Coldiron sitting on Paul Wickre’s lap, both putting their pinkies in their mouths, wearing the same thing, looking into the camera…

    Hmmm… maybe someone has Napoleon Complex issues.

  27. DevilChief says:

    I went to Iraq in 2004–I thought I was going to Vega$ but wrong desert. Almost catched the PTSD but I was inoculated.

    Reminds me of that Time Johnson called and wanted me to fly around Iraq in a helicopter…..

  28. Old Grouch says:

    You know what is great about tools spamming the comments? I had totally missed the whole Dalton Coldiron saga on here, but his antics here made me curious so I had to Google him and find out whats going on.

    So he has accomplished something- at least one more person is aware what he is.

  29. Alisa says:

    why? Is there something bad about medical marihuana? It has so many beneficial properties!!!

    • Army ATC says:

      I believe you missed the point of the thread. It’s not necessarily about medical marijuana. It’s about a turd who lies through is teeth, making up a phony war record, to get it. medical MJ may have benefits, not caring enough to really look into I don’t know for sure. But I do know that it’s rife with abuse, with people getting prescriptions for the most mundane and stupid things.