Unlike those who may believe this artform is Not Safe for Work, we in my business see another episode of Damn Few as fuel, motivation, alternative leadership training and just a bit a fun during our serious work of deflecting terrorists and protecting this great land. I will get the memo one day entitled: Violation of Agency Policy – Computer Use and Rules of Behavior (ROB).
Wish I could have done this where I used to work. It was a public low-cost membership gym… The most typical afternoon crowd were the high school girls on the elliptical machines and the douchenozzel asshats trying to impress them by using weights wrong.
Do you know how relaxing the memory of a sound can be? The sick pop of ligaments, the tear of cartilage, and the bellow of a whiny bitch who was trying to curl with a pair of dumbbells that were way too heavy for him? The girl he was flirting with in the mirror wasn’t all that impressed when he literally pissed himself while me and another trainer tried to help him.