Jerimaiah Snyder; phony Ranger

| October 13, 2013

Jerimiah Snyder Ranger dude

Scotty sends his research on one Jerimaiah Snyder who claims to be a Ranger on several forums.

Jeremaiah Snyder forum

He even promises that he won’t fire on American citizens as a soldier, which is nice of him since he hasn’t been a soldier since his 10-month National Guard career ended in 2005.

Jerimiah Snyder FOIA

I don’t see any Ranger assignments Fond Du Loc, Wisconsin;

Jerimiah Snyder Assignments

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Txgunner says:

    Good to know he won’t turn his air soft rifle on the American public. I’ll sleep much beter knowing that.

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    As a photographer, I’m going ask nicely that when you take pictures of yourselves, please remember that other people have to look at them, too.

    Please remember that no one wants to count the hairs sticking out of your nostrils.

  3. A Proud Infidel says:

    I bet he’s the pride of his airsoft team AND his trailer court militia!!

  4. Hondo says:

    Discharged from the ARNG after just over 10 months of total service and not quite six months after completing OSUT? Hmmm. Makes ya wonder.

  5. A Proud Infidel says:

    Hondo, I just looked at his service dates, and to get an early discharge back in ’05, one had to be a really prized specimen of a dirtbag!!

  6. Scotty says:

    He has been invited to come here & tell us his side of the story.

  7. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    If this idiot could not hack it ten months in the Guard, then I would take a guess at how long he could last in Ranger School.

    Scotty@5, it would be a good one too.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    Another potential APL intern for their Executive Management Program.

  9. ItAllFades says:

    They should send his fat ass to Ranger school now and he can’t leave until he graduates.

  10. Andy says:

    @4, Hondo, I bet he just stopped showing up to drill and they just discharged him and sent him to the IRR. It’s been 14 years since I was in the reserves but I think it takes as few as two skipped drills with no explanation/contact and they can boot you.

  11. What the heck is an “Army Lapel Button?” Did we all get one of those? Is that a National Guard thing?

  12. Green Thumb says:

    Dude looks like he sizing up a large cock before working on it.


  13. Pendragon says:

    @11 Muqdadiyah19D

    I’ve got one too, or so they say. Never met anyone that actually received one in formation…
    AR600-8-22 has your answer;

    Para 6-16 Lapel buttons for service
    d. Army Lapel Button. The Army Lapel Button is a gratuitous issue item made up of a minute man in gold color on a red enamel disk surrounded by 16-pointed gold rays with an outside diameter of 9/16-inch.
    (1) Eligibility requirements are as follows:
    (a) Soldiers transitioning with an honorable characterization of service (those being transferred to another component for completion of a military service obligation, and those receiving an Honorable Discharge Certificate).
    (b) Non-adverse separation provision.
    (c) Minimum 9 months continuous service—a break is 24 hours or more.
    (d) Active Federal service on or after 1 April 1984; or, service in a Ready Reserve unit organized to serve as a unit (National Guard unit or Army Reserve troop program unit) on or after 1 July 1986.
    (e) Retroactive issuance is not authorized.
    (f) No Soldier separating from the Service is to be awarded more than one Army Lapel Button.
    (2) Issuance requirements are as follows:
    (a) All eligible Soldiers will receive the Army Lapel Button.
    (b) Awarded by unit commander or representative, captain, or above.
    (c) At troop formations or other suitable ceremonies.
    (3) Orders will not be published.
    (4) Original issue, for eligible Soldiers who were not awarded the Army Lapel Button, or replacement of Army Lapel Button will be replaced according to paragraph 1–47.

    Para 1-47 will tell you how to direct your request appropriate to your situation

    … or you can shell out about $4 and buy one at an insignia supplier.

  14. Andy says:

    @11 FOB Normandy? also check your 214, they usually slap it on there. It’s a gimmie.

  15. Smitty says:

    is that what they call that little thing? i got handed one by my LT as i was heading to staff duty to final out, no clue what i ever did with it or what i would have ever wanted to do with it.

    @9, id wager his feet blistered off before he ever made it out of benning, assuming he could pass the PT test to get into a class

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    An Army lapel button is the same thing as a Navy lapel button, but without a ship on it.

  17. O-4E says:

    @Smitty…he has got the ASR…and you don’t get that unless you graduate AIT

    I think he AWOLed out

    You are not supposed to the the ALB unless you get an honorable..but stranger things have happened

  18. Hondo says:

    It’s possible this guy got dropped because of non-participation. But given that he got booted in 2005 when most units weren’t exactly trying to get rid of folks, I’d guess there might be a different reason.

    Dunno for sure, but non-participation doesn’t seem to fit.

  19. O-4E says:

    @19 Hondo

    True…I think I have found the solution.

    His battalion mobilized in June 2005

    Bet he got to Mob Station and got medicaled out

  20. Hondo says:

    O-4E: that’s a distinct possibly. Or he could also have wrangled an early discharge prior to his known upcoming deployment for non-medical reasons.

  21. Combat Historian says:

    Douchetard has some friggin nerve to claim Ranger when he got discharged after ten months ARNG service in the middle of twin shootin’ wars…pure scumbag…

  22. Just an Old Dog says:

    Yeah he’s a winner,,,, He even lied on his forum post,,, top part says hes 33, then in the post he says he is 25. Mouth breather.

  23. O-4E says:


    RUMP Ranger…he is a Rump Ranger

    He just left the Rump part off

  24. A Proud Infidel says:

    And here HE is spouting off!! (NSFW!)

  25. @14. Yep, Good ole FOB Normandy. ’06 to ’08. Route Marie. Good stuff…..but nope….checked my DD 214 and nothing about that.

    Thanks Pendragon for the info. Never even seen one….or at least paid attention to it. Just Google’d it….still don’t recognize it. Even as an E-5p, I feel emberrassed I’ve never seen or heard of it.

  26. Thunderstixx says:

    Betcha he’s got the man boob thing goin too !!!
    That dude is truly uuuuugly !!!

  27. Scotty says:

    I received a reply from Mary @ POWnetwork when I sent his BoS to her..Two words..; UGLY TOO !

  28. Bobo says:

    I don’t think that he was a medical at the mob station. From the 2-1, it looks like they moved him right to the read det before they went to the mob station, which is also indicative of a problem. It has been a while since I deployed with a unit, but, as I recall, anyone who got hit with a medical issue while at the mob station stayed at the mob station until they went to an MRB.

  29. SeekTheTruth says:

    This person has a gun enthusiest page on Youtube and likes to post on multitudes of gun forums but mainly on under the user ID MrBlueAgian (purposely spelled wrong). His actual name spelling is Jerimiah Snyder it’s misspelled on here so if you do a google search with the correct spellin of his name or his mrblueagian name, you will get LOADS of results. Check Scotty’s page you’ll see a lot more of his BS. Please spead the word about this asshat. From personal experience I can say he is a self-rightious story teller and one hell of a liar. I would like to see him come on here and tell “his side”.

  30. Green Thumb says:

    This dude probably kicks it with Matthew Beck.

    Just another set of shitbags come lately.