Douglas Joseph “Doc” Blanchard; the five months phony soldier

| December 20, 2013

Doc Blanchard

Scotty sends us his research on Douglas Joseph Blanchard who calls himself “Doc”, you know, because he was an Army medic. He was also Airborne, Special Forces, in the 101st, and he kicked the Venezuelan’s asses in Grenada, too. If you don’t believe him, well, he’s got some tattoos to show you;

Doc Blanchard tats

I don’t know what kind of freak he is, but I count four shoulders in those pictures.

Scotty says that it took him almost two years to get Blanchard’s records, probably because of all of those secret squirrel operations that he went on that he can only talk about on super-secure Facebook. Well, here’s his FOIA to prove it;

Douglas Joseph Doc Blanchard FOIA

Yup, five months at Fort Sill back in 1977 and that’s it. He did do some time in the Special Training Battery, though;

Douglas Joseph Blanchard assignments

So that must be where he got all of that special training.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Ex-PH2 says:

    Four shoulders? I’m not so sure. Hmmm….

    I see in this order 1) leg 2) leg 3)&4) shoulders and 5)&6), washoff tattoo decals on both arms.

  2. A Proud Infidel says:


  3. Sparks says:

    He sure has a high speed “Doc Airborne Blanchard” Facebook page. Must be legit.

  4. Scotty says:

    Reports are coming in that this ass-clown is a major scam artist also…Stolen Valor, Just the cherry on top of the shit sundae ~ Jonn Lilyea

  5. Andy says:

    how jacked up do you have to be to go straight from the start of basic to the “Special Training Battery”? I can only guess that’s some version of a disciplinary company.

  6. AverageNCO says:

    Doc Blanchard? Really, this guy tried to call himself Doc Blanchard? Did he try to call himself “Mr. Inside” too? Maybe from being inside a jail cell. I grew up on the Mississippi Gulf Coast and I’m stationed in New Mexico now….so I’m very familiar with the real Doc Blanchard. Please tell me this douche isn’t trying to claim a Heisman Trophy too? I have to think everyone knows who the real “Doc” Blanchard is, but just in case

  7. MrBill says:

    @5 – that’s where he learned how to be a major supplier of Special High Intensity Training (SHIT).

  8. OIF '06-'07-'07 says:

    So this “Bag O’ Dicks” goes straight from Boot/AIT straight to a Special Training Unit, or did they remove him from training to place him in the special needs class before they put him out?

  9. riflemusket says:

    I was at Fort Sill in 1985 and recall a correctional confinement facility or CCF as it was called.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    I’m really interested in how many scams this piece of human waste has pulled off, if any.

    That grimace – is that how he trims that mustache?

  11. OldSargeUSAR says:

    I have no doubt but that Douglas Joseph Blanchard wets his bed on a nightly basis.

    Nice tats, douchebag.

  12. On checking his facebook page, I see that 4 of my friends are friended with him. I have made contact with one, a former “blackhat” Airborne Instructor. He will blow him up in place.

  13. Green Thumb says:

    Matthew Beck’s dad.

    Speaking of which, the “Tattooed Beck” also claims Silver Star and “Classified” Ranger, whatever the hell that is. He gets pissed when you ask him why it is not his body.

    Give him a buzz. Clown he is.

    Actually TAH, you should re-open that thread. This guy is a real piece of work.

  14. Top W Kone says:

    Well you know the old saying “Four armed is for warned”!

  15. Beretverde says:

    @6…He played at St. Stanislaus and donated his Heisman there.

  16. Ex-PH2 says:

    Anyone besides me wonder if this guy could take down a krav maga champ? Doubtful!

  17. Miss FrostJaws says:

    Astounding individual

  18. thebesig says:

    “It is fucking posers like this that take away from those of us that have served. Especially claiming to have earned this that or other award or been in such and such fire fight or combat zones. These ass wads need to be thrown under the prison for the dishonor they show of those of us that served in the Military, in peacetime or wartime.” – Douglas Joseph “Doc” Blanchard; the four-armed phony soldier

    He links to the DuffelBlog article about a son following hsi father’s and grandfather’s footsteps on faking military service. ๐Ÿ˜€

  19. SJ says:

    Well, you haters missed that he was in a Special Training Battery and that means Special Forces and secret squirrel shit that you mouth breathers don’t have the tickets to see. /s

  20. Green Thumb says:

    Dude strikes me as a meatgazer.

    Just look at those eyes.

  21. Alberich says:

    After this post, if he makes it into year’s tourney, he can’t say he wasn’t on notice. Four-armed is forewarned.

  22. Alberich says:

    (whoops, #14 beat me to that one.)

  23. Ex-PH2 says:

    Green Thumb is right.

  24. rb325th says:

    Have belt sander, will travel to remove those Tats…. I was not friends with this guy, but a shitload of people I know were. I had seen him around different groups on facebook but never paid much attention to him. Fucking POS. Sounds like he was mooching money from folks too. It never is just lying about their service.

  25. AverageNCO says:

    @15 Yep, I grew up just down the road and used to play against SSC. Hence why I was so shocked that he thought he had some sort of an original nickname. What’s next? Some phony with the last name Puller is going to say, “they’ve always called me Chesty”

  26. rb325th says:

    Apparently the lying douchenozzle like most posers lied to his very own wife about who he was as well… She from what I heard just found out yesterday that her husband is a lying sack of shit.
    Victimless crime my ass.

  27. rb325th says:

    There is more on this piece of shit… someone posted this on one of the Airborne groups tis asshole infiltrated.
    “PRESCRIPTION FRAUD: A volunteer at the Healing Hands Medical Clinic has been arrested on charges he wrote fraudulent prescriptions using forms from the clinic, a police report said.

    Between December 1997 and July, 61 fraudulent prescriptions were filled at Kmart and Eckerd pharmacies, police said. They were all in the names of members of a Westside family.

    In May, a Kmart pharmacist called the doctor whose named appeared to be signed on a prescription and learned it was fraudulent. When they checked records, pharmacists found the other fraudulent prescriptions.

    Police said the prescriptions were paid for with Medicaid and personal insurance.

    Douglas Joseph Blanchard, 42, of the 5500 block of 118th St., turned himself in to police Friday. He is charged with Medicaid fraud, grand theft, forgery and uttering a forged instrument.”

  28. OWB says:

    No wonder he calls himself “Doc.”

    Cue the standard advise to any law enforcement types who happen upon this post: We have found that folks who claim military service, or seriously exaggerate their military service, have many other criminal issues. Could be anything from pedophilia to multi-million dollar fraud, but stolen valor is always just the tip of the iceberg.

  29. Green Thumb says:

    Yet another Florida guy.

    I wonder if he is in that all encompassing NW Florida MC club that continues to wipe posts (without a verified response to questions at hand) that enables and supports Phildo and his posers….?

  30. Peggy Webb says:

    Hoorah !!!!! Thank you guys for outing this guy. He’s my ex. we were only together for 2 months in 1976… He found out I was pregnant and gave me a choice of him or my daughter…. No choice to be made… I left. My daughter passed away in Nov. 2011 and she shunned him in her death as he shunned her in her life…. Thanks again. I have just resently found out about all this stuff.. because when I walked I kept walking….