Jay Kerwin meets Don Shipley

| January 22, 2014 | 288 Comments

Don and I talked about this clown, Jay “Major” Kerwin, last week. He runs Boot Camp LA. He claimed to be a SEAL and Air Force pararescue. Don told him that he’d post this video if he didn’t come clean, and, well, you guessed it, he didn’t, and so;

He did time in Leavenworth for dealing in steroids, so I guess that counts as pararescue training in his mind.

ADDED 1/26/2014: Jay says that he never claimed to be a SEAL. But certainly, folks thought he was a SEAL, for some reason. For example, Alex Arnold, one of Kerwin’s trainees thought he was a SEAL. At Alex’ website, the paragraph that reads thusly, currently;

Not a Navy SEAL Jay Kerwin

Before last week, read like this;

Navy SEAL Jay Kerwin

The internet is forever, boyo. You can scrub and scrub and scrub, but it all remains.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Green Thumb says:

    “Big Gay Jay” is a stickler for attendance.

    Give him a buzz and let him know that you will not be able to make PT formation.

    Make sure you call before 0500 local.

    Might as well keep him informed but he tends to get angry.


  2. Green Thumb says:

    Big “Gay” Jay does not have any answers about what happens to you if you get hurt during PT.

    I reminded him that he was a Major and should know that. Sick call, profiles, etc.

    But then again it was at about 0430 and I do not think he was thinking clearly.

    Also, I can find no employees that work for him. I believe he runs the business out of his house on his cell phone.

  3. Green Thumb says:

    The Jayness and his Major Gayness appear to have several friends writing reviews for his questionable and potentially illegal business.

  4. Green Thumb says:

    I reminded Major Shitbag that he is a known valor thief and felon. I advised he put both up on his website to facilitate transparency.

    Anyway, word has it that Big Gay Jay is getting nervous when random people are asking questions and recording his “PT sessions” with handhelds.

    I wonder why?

  5. Green Thumb says:

    Make sure you guys let Major Turd here at LA Bootcamp know that you will not be making PT formation.

    Also, I would let him know before 0500 PT.

  6. Bill says:

    It amazes me that no bodybuilder has stopped by to see him. His routine, from his page and YouTube, made several of the ones I know laugh so hard. All of them called him a jerk. California and the IRS really need to check this Jay Boy out.

  7. Green Thumb says:

    “PopinJay” ain’t returning calls.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    “Major” Queef Boy here cannot seem to keep the PT cancellation list accurate.


    I do not think he is happy.

    Just check in before formation.

  9. Bill says:

    How he is still able to run his “tax free” business on public property without paying any fees? Has BootCamp LA been granted 501 (c) status and is exempted from fees and taxes???

  10. Green Thumb says:

    Balls in the face.


  11. Green Thumb says:

    It is tax time!

    I would love to meet “His Gayness, The Jayness” taxman.

    Must be a tough job with all of that unreported income. But alas, Big Gay Jay just hangs up on you when you ask those important and extremely relevant questions.

    The public has a right to stay informed. I understand this concept, but The Major Tool does not.


  12. Green Thumb says:

    Big Gay Jay is getting pissed.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      FINE BY ME, I wonder if he isn’t making payoffs to avoid having things crash & burn all around him?

      • Green Thumb says:

        Must be.

        He has his boys working overtime with those bullshit “Yelp” reviews.

      • Green Thumb says:

        It is my understanding that this joker is drawing a little “interest”.

        Although you would not be able to tell with all of the “unbiased” reviews.

        Time is a ticking, Gay Jay.

        The Taxman cometh…..

  13. Green Thumb says:

    His “Gayness”, the “Jayness”,

    One would assume that as a former Officer you should be “up and at em’” before the boys.

    That being said, pay attention when you are spoken too.

    Sleepiness is not an excuse.

    Grow up, shitbag.

  14. Green Thumb says:

    When people thank you for your service today Gay Jay, make sure to let them know you completed most of it in confinement.

    Felonious Shitbag.

  15. Green Thumb says:

    Yo Gay Jay,

    I need a job. How much are you paying for positive on-line reviews?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Damn, is Gay Vajay-jay still in business?

      • Green Thumb says:


        But he gets pissed if you call early.

        I mean, if you run a legitimate business, potential customers may have questions.

        So do not get pissed if folks check out your claims and credentials at 0430.

        Terrible owner.

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