Jay Kerwin meets Don Shipley

| January 22, 2014

Don and I talked about this clown, Jay “Major” Kerwin, last week. He runs Boot Camp LA. He claimed to be a SEAL and Air Force pararescue. Don told him that he’d post this video if he didn’t come clean, and, well, you guessed it, he didn’t, and so;

He did time in Leavenworth for dealing in steroids, so I guess that counts as pararescue training in his mind.

ADDED 1/26/2014: Jay says that he never claimed to be a SEAL. But certainly, folks thought he was a SEAL, for some reason. For example, Alex Arnold, one of Kerwin’s trainees thought he was a SEAL. At Alex’ website, the paragraph that reads thusly, currently;

Not a Navy SEAL Jay Kerwin

Before last week, read like this;

Navy SEAL Jay Kerwin

The internet is forever, boyo. You can scrub and scrub and scrub, but it all remains.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Green Thumb says:

    “Big Gay Jay” is a stickler for attendance.

    Give him a buzz and let him know that you will not be able to make PT formation.

    Make sure you call before 0500 local.

    Might as well keep him informed but he tends to get angry.


  2. Green Thumb says:

    Big “Gay” Jay does not have any answers about what happens to you if you get hurt during PT.

    I reminded him that he was a Major and should know that. Sick call, profiles, etc.

    But then again it was at about 0430 and I do not think he was thinking clearly.

    Also, I can find no employees that work for him. I believe he runs the business out of his house on his cell phone.

  3. Green Thumb says:

    The Jayness and his Major Gayness appear to have several friends writing reviews for his questionable and potentially illegal business.

  4. Green Thumb says:

    I reminded Major Shitbag that he is a known valor thief and felon. I advised he put both up on his website to facilitate transparency.

    Anyway, word has it that Big Gay Jay is getting nervous when random people are asking questions and recording his “PT sessions” with handhelds.

    I wonder why?

  5. Green Thumb says:

    Make sure you guys let Major Turd here at LA Bootcamp know that you will not be making PT formation.

    Also, I would let him know before 0500 PT.

  6. Bill says:

    It amazes me that no bodybuilder has stopped by to see him. His routine, from his page and YouTube, made several of the ones I know laugh so hard. All of them called him a jerk. California and the IRS really need to check this Jay Boy out.

  7. Green Thumb says:

    “PopinJay” ain’t returning calls.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    “Major” Queef Boy here cannot seem to keep the PT cancellation list accurate.


    I do not think he is happy.

    Just check in before formation.

  9. Bill says:

    How he is still able to run his “tax free” business on public property without paying any fees? Has BootCamp LA been granted 501 (c) status and is exempted from fees and taxes???

  10. Green Thumb says:

    Balls in the face.


  11. Green Thumb says:

    It is tax time!

    I would love to meet “His Gayness, The Jayness” taxman.

    Must be a tough job with all of that unreported income. But alas, Big Gay Jay just hangs up on you when you ask those important and extremely relevant questions.

    The public has a right to stay informed. I understand this concept, but The Major Tool does not.


  12. Green Thumb says:

    Big Gay Jay is getting pissed.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      FINE BY ME, I wonder if he isn’t making payoffs to avoid having things crash & burn all around him?

      • Green Thumb says:

        Must be.

        He has his boys working overtime with those bullshit “Yelp” reviews.

      • Green Thumb says:

        It is my understanding that this joker is drawing a little “interest”.

        Although you would not be able to tell with all of the “unbiased” reviews.

        Time is a ticking, Gay Jay.

        The Taxman cometh…..

  13. Green Thumb says:

    His “Gayness”, the “Jayness”,

    One would assume that as a former Officer you should be “up and at em'” before the boys.

    That being said, pay attention when you are spoken too.

    Sleepiness is not an excuse.

    Grow up, shitbag.

  14. Green Thumb says:

    When people thank you for your service today Gay Jay, make sure to let them know you completed most of it in confinement.

    Felonious Shitbag.

  15. Green Thumb says:

    Yo Gay Jay,

    I need a job. How much are you paying for positive on-line reviews?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Damn, is Gay Vajay-jay still in business?

      • Green Thumb says:


        But he gets pissed if you call early.

        I mean, if you run a legitimate business, potential customers may have questions.

        So do not get pissed if folks check out your claims and credentials at 0430.

        Terrible owner.

  16. Ret FA Sgt says:

    This clown is STILL in business claiming he’s a certified Skydiver, SCUBA diver, Pilot and E.M.T. Medic. He has been an athlete all his life competing in Wrestling, Football and Track and Martial Arts. He is a former National Champion in wrestling. His High School Wrestling Team made it to the State Finals and LOST. Nothing about him being a National Champion, anywhere. No bodybuilding titles ever. This is the biggest joke ever. But he still steals from everyone..

    • Green Thumb says:

      Is this the picture you sent Heavy Chevy, Gay Jay?

      Word has it that you two losers communicate.

  17. Ret FA Sgt says:

    This clown is STILL in business claiming he’s a certified Skydiver, SCUBA diver, Pilot and E.M.T. Medic. He has been an athlete all his life competing in Wrestling, Football and Track and Martial Arts. He is a former National Champion in wrestling. His High School Wrestling Team made it to the State Finals and LOST. Nothing about him being a National Champion, anywhere. No bodybuilding titles ever. But he still steals from everyone..

    Check his YouTube videos, the biggest joke anywhere. “Personal Trainer Jay Kerwin – Boot Camp L.A.”

    • Green Thumb says:

      I read that he was a national champion….in 8th grade.

      Time to move on.

      Speaking of which, Gay Jay still gets pissed when you call and ask about his claims.

      He pretends he has phone trouble and cannot hear you. Or maybe he is gargling a set of balls and cannot talk. Douche does not even begin to describe this turd.

      I still want a job writing those reviews for you Jay.

      • Green Thumb says:

        If you guys really want a good laugh, give him a buzz at his publicly available number on his website (LA Boot Camp) and ask him about his time incarcerated while in the AF.

        That gets him going.

        Fucking loser.

  18. Green Thumb says:

    Maybe his Gayness, the Jayness, Jay Kerwin could also teach a prison preparatory class.

    He has the required experience being that he spent most of military career behind bars.

    Possibly show the future convict(s) how to loosen their two-holes upon imminent entry.

    By looking at this turd, I can only imagine he has experience.

    And he could probably write it off as a charitable tax expense when and if he gets a business license.

  19. Green Thumb says:

    Still faking the “toughness” Gay Jay?


  20. Green Thumb says:

    His Gayness, the Jayness still gets pissed when questioned about his claims and felony record.

    Life would be much easier if this shitbag would just come clean.

    But alas, it is us that are lying and attempting to discredit him.

    I still want a job writing his reviews.

  21. Green Thumb says:

    I am going to start talking up my nominations!

    My boy, Gay Jay, here has this asshatery to make it a few rounds and even pull a potential upset to make the Fecal Four.

    Not only the SEAL and PJ claims, but he spent most of his time in the military in confinement!

    That’s tough to beat.

    Plus he is a self-proclaimed Major (major shitbag, too) and runs a his boot camp with the less-than-intelligent LT. A Boot Camp, no less. Well, I guess he can being that is the only thing he ever accomplished in the service!

    Don’t let me down, Gay Jay!

  22. ChipNASA says:

    Gay Jay is going to end up an oiled down towel holding, HJ, BJ and Full service lackey to ScHLuRrp41, Birdfuckski, and Psulmerina ballerina.

    • Green Thumb says:

      We will see.

      Anyone can win on any given day.

      Its all about what they bring to the table!

      • ChipNASA says:

        Gay Jay can bring a bottle of KY Jelly, a jug of MD 20-20 and Jerry can of avgas and still fall short.

        😀 😀

        • Green Thumb says:

          I let Gay Jay know that I was one of the ones that nominated him and that I am pulling for him.

          I do not think he was amused.

          I still want a job writing his “positive” reviews, though.


  23. Green Thumb says:

    I let “His Gayness, The Jayness” Jay Kerwin know that I was voting for him.

    He got angry and hung up on me.

    You try to let a guy know that you are pulling for and support him and he treats you like that!?!?!

    Maybe I should have supported someone else.


  24. Green Thumb says:

    I reached out to the Major Shitbag, His Gayness, The Jayness, asking about a job writing his Yelp reviews.

    He hung up on me.

    I am just trying to help but Gay Jay wants none of it. Probably because I am not a felon or steroid user and I pay taxes.

    Who knows?

    • ChipNASA says:

      Gay Jay is busy servicing the Lemon Triad and the new KING OF THE HILL, Dan “Blue Falcon” Buttfuckersky