Kenneth John Boyles; another SF/MC phony

| February 8, 2014

Kenneth John Boyles

Scotty sends us his work on Kenneth John Boyles, another motorcycle club member/president pretending to be a special forces soldier. He claims that he had one of his testicles shot off, so he has a plastic nut – but that he earned a Purple Heart for it. He claims service in Desert Storm and the Global War on Terror. He has service DURING those periods but not IN the wars.

Kenneth John Boyles FOIA
He was an engineer, so the CIB is out. No Special Forces training. It looks like he came back in during the GWOT, but apparently, he back-filled a state-side slot. And there was no active duty during Desert Storm. He wears First Sergeant rank, but his records say that he got out as an E-4. He claims to be the president of “American Veterans and Children”, a charity he is founding, but I wouldn’t give him a dime.

I guess if you want to run into phonies, you should troll motorcycle clubs and weddings, because that’s where they are all hanging out these days, apparently.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. clamsgotlegs says:

    @48 OWB

    My money is on the Hogs and Heroes Foundation threw him out on his ass and he is starting his own foundation in retaliation. Total speculation on my part. Would be interesting if HaHF members weighed in on why/how he left them.

  2. clamsgotlegs says:

    May I propose his SV tourney nickname?

    Kenneth John “Neuticle” Boyles.

    Here is his dog tag:

  3. Brownwolf says:

    @52 Clams,

    Don’t let Sparks see that fine piece of jewelry!

  4. streetsweeper says:

    Can one of you city folk clear something up concerning this man’s claim that he has a plastic nut? If that is the case, would’nt he ah…be making and shooting plastic sperm? Maybe Dow Chemical or one of those high faluting schools need to get a billion dollar grant and look in to it. 😎

  5. Brownwolf says:

    @54 StreetSweeper,

    If his plastic sperm did work; would these be his babies?


  6. streetsweeper says:


    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      I got this email from Boyles last night who wants to clear things up;

      name = kenneth John Boyles
      email = xxxxx
      phone = xxxx
      comments = I had received an email on February 8 about stolen valor. I have not nor would do any wrong to harm anyone’s valor. I have been called assclown and several other things on here. The 7th group on my facebook page is a group I follow it got put on my works at someway after I was emaied this stolen valor and changed it to disabled Veteran in honesty it ended up there as worked at 7th Group. But as for disabled this is what happen and have all documation to back it. I was mobed at Fort Mcoy Wis we were going to 50 cal training as we were standing there 50 cal fell and struck me in the stomach later that day I started passing air and stool from penis, I told Sgt he laughed and said go train I was in pain at this time but went on training the next day it was worse and again told Sgt he agin laughed. I started getting sick and finally went to sick call they did some test and sent me to Fran something hospital they did scans and test and found tear in intestine and bladder, and sent me to Fort Knox kY for more test and scans I was then put on CHCBO and went to virginia once there did test and took statements, and sent me to my hometown for surgery I had 17 inches of intestine removed and bladder repair this whole process took from June 2007 until Jan 2008 which at this time it drove me in nbsain from pain and sickness from stool and air coming from penis. after surgery I was posted to work at a recuiting station at meadowbrook mall. The tab I wear was my uncles who retired after twenty some years I wear it out of respect. The plastic nut and that crap is quite humorous I do not have a plastic nut and have no idea where that came from guess rumor from somone. The first Sergeant thing don’t know about that either I had a lady call me First Sergeant in the chapter and found it funny her not knowing rank in military. so again negative remark I wore a little first sergeat pin she got me and I put it on there as a little joke. so this is all the truth and have all documents to back this. and for other remark yes I do receive a medical pension for my injuries. I would ask that you remove this stolen valor acquisition made toward me. Thank You for your time and hope this clears things up.

  7. FU Boyles says:

    Some of the claims I have personally heard:
    -His construction business brought in $200k+/year
    -He actually lost his testicle in a Halligan tool accident
    -His uncle was retired SF SGM or MSG and the baddest MFer on this planet
    -He was in the 10th MTN in DS. After the war, he was handpicked to stay in Iraq with a SF detachment
    -He was a cancer survivor
    -His wife had cancer

    other notes:

    While we were at FT Dix doing 21B reclass, he got a tattoo. It said “INFINTRY” across his back. I swear. I have seen it with my own eyes. He said the tattoo artist fucked it up.
    When he first came to the unit about a month before FT Dix, he was wearing a combat patch of the 80th DIV.
    and his CIB. When the PSG asked for paperwork on his CIB, Boyles claimed it was lost in a house fire. The PSG told him to remove it until he could provide proof.
    As soon as we got to Dix, the 80th patch was gone and he wore 10th MTN.
    During mobilization training at FT McCoy, he hid in a portashitter during the run portion of the PT test. When confronted, he claimed he had to shit. And still finished with a sub 14 minute two mile.
    He was claiming he fell on a .50 cal receiver and started “pissing air.” Don’t think about it too hard, it just makes your head hurt.
    The command got tired of his complaining and sent him away. I had heard he was sent to a WTU and then to recruiter assistant duty to finish his orders out.

    Sorry about the rant, I fucking hate this guy.

  8. Old Trooper says:

    @57: Ok, I can believe that FB screwed up the “worked at” thing, because they have done so to me and I can believe the intestinal tear thing, also, but where it goes South for me is when he puts on the “wear it out of respect” crappola. You didn’t earn it; don’t fucking wear it.

  9. Old Trooper says:

    @58: So; all his BS was to get out of deploying with the unit?

  10. FU Boyles says:

    @60 Yes. I was at the 50 cal range he is speaking of. There were only 6 of us from our unit. A 50 cal DID NOT fall on him. How could it, it was mounted on a tripod. If he had intestinal problems, it was prior to reenlisting.
    I didn’t see the email in #57 before I wrote #58. And it just fired me up. Fuck that shitty worthless cocksucker

  11. FU Boyles says:

    Here are some convo’s with Johnny “Bull” Boyles.


    “I just talked to my wife she said I was in Wisconsin, and left there for a fishlua in stomach. I had forgot about that your right I was there with you. They sent me to Fort Knox ky for surgery. And they sent me and 4 others detatched to 10 Mountain to Afgan. Left there and finished here at Meadowbrook mall as recuiter. I remember you now sorry bro just to much fraud out here. But apologies I really forgot aboug that.

  12. Old Trooper says:

    @61: Interesting. So, he actually took plan B?? That kind of thing makes it worse, because not only did he have the opportunity to ruck up, but after slinking off he somehow wants to hold himself as something he’s not? Makes perfect sense.

    I’m not going to get on my soapbox about this, because my own feelings on this have been stated before, but I really get pissed off about this kind of thing.

  13. MSGRetired says:

    FU Boyles, Thanks for the additional Info .. I am really shocked he didn’t go secret squirrel with sealed records. Way too much shit on that vest to not be rockin the lies.

  14. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    His story about his injuries sounds much more like the trues stories you might here about in a developing third world country. Typically torn or ruptured bowel and or bladder requires immediate surgery, because without it, you die …

    But Sgt laughter after complaints anbd tests and tests and more tests.

    BS … He is a POS POSER FAKE.

    He came clean about the plastic nut … He meant to say, “I dropped a 50 cal on my head, air started leaking out, my Sgt laughed at me, he is a poopey monster, I got tested and re-tested and eventually had my brian removed and it was replaced with a tiny plastic inflatable beach ball.”

  15. FU Boyles says:

    As I find more information, I will let everyone know.

  16. Hack.Stone says:

    I think that TAH should provide some type of orientation literature to the exposed posers. They all seem to hide behind the same excuses: I was misquoted; an ex-girlfriend is passing rumors about me; I wear all that bling to honor my father/brother/neighbor that molested me as a child/Will Chamberlain. And for the love of God/Allah/Budha/L. Ron Hubbard, when you come to this board with a half-assed apology or story to cover your fat ass, how about using SPELL CHECK? Your pathetic attempts at damage control only reinforces the misconception that the US military is composed of borderline retarded people.

  17. SJ says:

    67: Hack, maybe TAH should have a list of the excuses with boxes to check? That would eliminate the spelling problem.

  18. Scotty says:

    This lie’ing ass piece of shit one balled bastard.

    Hey Boyles, I know more about you than what you realize idiot. you ran like a pussy when I first sent you a friend request on Face Book. I know the stories that you’ve spread around about losing your nut & part of your stomach due to an IED blast. I also have the screen save of you claiming of working in the 7th SFG & how you enjoyed it. I also have the screen save of you claiming to be retired from the Army. I also have the screen save of MULTIPLE people calling you 1SG . Don’t try pissing down my back asshole. It ain’t working.
    How about posting your VA ID card that says you are ” Service Connected ” From the amount of ACTIVE time on your FOIA. you shouldn’t even be in the system.

  19. Scotty says:

    About John
    Enjoy riding my Harley Davidson
    US Army Retired
    Clarksburg, WV


    And I guess wearing the 7th SFG crest, The CIB , CAB, And Marine CAR on your vest were all a big joke too ? Kiss my ass POSER, You’re BUSTED !!

  20. NHSparky says:

    Boyles, lemme give you a little clue here:

    I’m going to divulge a bit of my medical history here. I had diverticulitis about 15 years ago, right after I got out. Nothing fell on me, I didn’t fall on anything.

    I had a fistula (not “fishla”) develop between my colon and bladder. I was pissing crap. And the only time I felt any actual pain was when the hole went into my bladder over the course of a few hours, like a really bad stomach cramp. I did, however, get to take Cipro for a while.

    After a couple of weeks of roundy-round, I had surgery. Removed 10 inches of my colon, repaired the hole in my bladder. Spent a week in the hospital, another 10 days at home rehabbing (I was told not to be back at work for four to six weeks, but that wasn’t an option.) I was at 100 percent within a month.

    Having read your description, all I can say is this–you need to take another shit, because you’re so full of it right now you’re about to fucking explode.

    And I don’t care who you’re honoring–you didn’t earn that CIB. Take it the fuck off.

  21. rb325th says:

    He is still sporting a CIB… why the fuck is he wearing that? Who is he paying “homage” to wearing that on his Uniform even?? Not buying a fucking thing coming out of his mouth. He told bullshit war stories, got caught and is now doing the poser dance.

    Scotty, amount of service time means little when it comes to being Service Connected. You can be discharged from Basic an get Service Connection. Hell as we saw in Congressional Hearings you could have been in a Service Academy Prep School and got hurt and obtain Service Connection.
    Guy is still full of shit…. and it isn’t just coming out his dick.

  22. Chris says:

    His email to Jonn does not explain why he is wearing a CIB in uniform in one of his pictures.

  23. Scotty says:

    # 72, rb325th, Exactly. The only way he could be using the VA Medical system is if he is service connected. He doesn’t have enough active duty time. Nor did he ever deploy to combat to qualify otherwise.

  24. Huskyballz08 says:

    I also served with this piece of shit and once I found out what he was doing I confronted him and he denied even knowing me or being in nj and Wisconsin with me. That is until I showed him a picture of us at the range. He then proceeded to tell me that after his surgey he was attached to the 10th mountain and sent to Afghanistan in 07-08 and if you read his comment you’ll see that’s total bullshit!! This guy is a huge piece of shit and I hope to god he gets what he deserves!!!!

  25. Marine_7002 says:

    Scotty: Bravo Zulu for staying on this shitstain of a poser. You rock!

    Boyles: congratulations! Your rambling, semi-illiterate, excuse-ridden missive to Jonn very likely just moved you up a seed or two in the TAH Stolen Valor tournament. Great timing on your part. GFY.

  26. MrBill says:

    Sounds as if he may have actually been medically discharged/retired, but made up some gee-whiz stories to explain it, rather than telling the much more boring truth.

  27. Green Thumb says:


    He could always go down there to Florida and join Phildo’s MC.


  28. OWB says:

    Thank you, FU Boyles, for sharing your insight. It’s very important.

    @ #51 clamsgotlegs: Heard a rumor that he just walked away from them when someone asked him about something he should have graciously explained. While he was president of the group.

    Guess my creep meter is pegged on this one, what with the pic above being taken in a children’s home and all this children’s charity crap.

  29. Jabatam says:

    #6 you hit the nail on the head. I am a Patched member of an MC. I cannot speak for other MCs, but mine is thorough. We do FOIA requests and get everything because the men who want to Prospect for us signs the paperwork allowing full access to their paperwork from NPRC. So far, we haven’t had any assclowns try to stand up and Prospect in our chapter that raised any bullshit flags yet but it’s coming.

  30. Army Medical says:

    I hate that these guys claim “Retired Military”
    Having 18 months service and falling on your dick is not as honorable as 20 years of service!

  31. Army Medical says:

    on Scotty’s page, he claims to have PTSD? How did he get that?
    From losing a fake nut?

    Hey Boyles, we have your official paperwork!
    We don’t have to wait on it! It shows you are a phony and fraud!

  32. OWB says:

    Except that he DID NOT get a fake nut because he still has his original issue, such as they apparently are. At least according to people who have talked with his wife.

    Sounds like just another slacker who entered service with some medical issue and stuck it to all of us to take care of it for him.

    Well, Boyle, we have had enough of paying for your fraud!

  33. clamsgotlegs says:

    @75 Huskyballz08

    Just curious. Which lie(s) did you confront him about?

  34. clamsgotlegs says:

    #79 OWB

    “Heard a rumor that he just walked away from them when someone asked him about something he should have graciously explained. While he was president of the group.”

    Hummm. Wish one of those Hogs members would spill the beans on that issue.

  35. clamsgotlegs says:

    Kenneth John “Neuticle” Boyles.

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    Can we send him a consolation prize when he loses the SV tourney? That is, if he even makes the 64 bracket…

  36. FU Boyles says:


    huskeyballz08 is the person Johnny Boyles is talking to in the photos I added:

  37. Green Thumb says:

    Dude probably rides with Phildo and The “Big Dawg”.

  38. Marine_7002 says:

    From Boyles’ email to Jonn:

    “I would ask that you remove this stolen valor acquisition made toward me.”

    Something of a Freudian slip of the tongue. Yeah, you’ve “acquired” Stolen Valor. Permanently. No returns, no refunds.

  39. killerB says:

    Old Blue Ball got old Hillbilly playing deliverance on his ass. You go Scott.

  40. Scotty says:

    He didn’t paddle fast enough KillerB.

  41. Andy says:

    is it just me, or does he sort of look like Burt Gummer?

  42. Boonie Jarvis says:

    I would like to add this information to clarify any and all comments about the Hogs & Heroes Foundation (H&HF), The H&HF was started in 2008 in the State of Maryland as a 501(3)c, non-profit service organization to support Public Safety Officers and the US Military. H&HF is NOT a MC (Motorcycle Club). H&HF has and is continuing to grow in membership, mainly in the Central Atlantic States. H&HF has approx. 800 members, 6 state area and 28 chapters. After the first Chapter was established in WV it soon became apparent that a second chapter was need due to membership growth. John Boyles was the founding President of this second chapter. Although not required, H&HF is operated in a motorcycle club type of culture. We ride motorcycles and look like bikers (most times). As the first President of a new chapter, John Boyles brought with him, his storied military history. During Dec. 2013, the Chapters leadership direction came into question and rather than follow the directives of the State and National Directors, John Boyles voluntarily resigned from the Foundation. Hogs & Heroes Foundation works closely with other like groups in rendering honors to service members and conducting fundraisers to help support our Public Safety Officers.
    Thank you all for your service.

    Boonie Jarvis
    SFC/E-7 US Army (Ret)
    WV State Director
    Hogs & Heroes Foundation

  43. OWB says:

    Thanks, Boonie Jarvis, for the clarification. It is helpful information.

    This supports the information I had gotten from other sources. It sounded like H & H was a legitimate group doing good work, but it is nice to hear it from someone directly involved.

  44. NHSparky says:

    Thanks for the clarification, Boonie. Good to know you’re taking care of business.

  45. Green Thumb says:

    Victimless crime.

  46. Boonie Jarvis says:

    The H&HF web site is

    I posted it earlier as a .net


  47. Combat Historian says:

    Ahhh…I see that phoney boyles went for the “I was just wearing the bling-bling to honor my (fill in the blank)”, as I predicted in post #11. Utterly reprehensible, but at the sae time utterly predictable…

  48. NHSparky says:

    I wonder if he was “wearing it to honor” someone when he was told to provide orders proving he earned it or take it off at Fort Dix?

  49. Green Thumb says:

    Assclown is wearing a ring so he must be married.

    I wonder what his spouse thinks?