A quick love note from the Legal Team

| March 12, 2014


Sometimes good things happen to bad people.  Sometimes bad things happen to good people.  And sometimes our Legal Team has to talk TSO out of responding to cease and desist letters with an invitation for the nascent litigant to engage in sodomy with a rabid porcupine.  But today is a new day.  And Monday is St Paddy’s Day.  And a Seavey won the Iditarod.

I guess what I am saying is, yeah, we’re not retreating, just protecting me from myself.  So in the meantime I leave you with this thought:

May come a time in the near future where we have to start a legal defense fund. But it is not this day.

Sons of TAH! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we drink! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!

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  1. NHSparky says:

    TSO–rapid, or rabid? Both work, I suppose, but really, why not just throw our boy Elroy a little more love, since he’s calling everyone he can to let them know he’s hard up for cash and wants to sue us?

    I mean, I know it was wrong, not giving him my REAL number and all, but Tommy Tutone would have been disappointed had his number not been mentioned. Yeah, it’s old, it’s hackneyed, but it’s still funny. At least I thought it was, anyway.

    So what would he sue for, exactly? Definition of character?

  2. Hondo says:

    Damn, NHSparky – I never knew your middle name was “Jenny”. (smile)

  3. Sparks says:

    TSO I am with you brother, near or far, in battle or in peace. You and TAH will always have my strong arm, my cutlass and my share of the booty. Come hell…come high water…come what may!

    • CAs6 says:

      And my axe!

    • EdUSMCLeg says:

      Hell yeah! Share that booty!

    • SGT B says:

      And my bow (which looks suspiciously like an M1 Garand – match grade, by the by…)

    • Valkyrie says:

      But what about your shovel. Shovels are useful in times like these. You can use it to shovel all the bullshit and if that doesn’t work, I have a friend that teaches an awesome ” shovel self defense” course. Teehee!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      HEY, TSO, Jonn, et al., whoever is tormenting you, I would LOVE to physically tear their faces off with my bare hands and use them for toilet paper!!

      *LEGAL DISCLAIMER – The previous comment was made in jest and IS NOT meant to be taken seriously BY ANYONE, in any way, shape, or form!*

  4. MAJMike says:

    Yup. I’m in.

  5. NHSparky says:

    One of these days, I’m going to learn (okay, I’ll bother to learn) how to embed YouTube videos in the comments. Until then, I’ll just leave this here:

  6. Bobo says:

    To quote the lyrics of a song commonly heard in our house:

    Yo-ho mateys away
    There’ll be treasure and adventure today
    Heave-ho here we go
    Together as a team
    With Jake and the Neverland pirates
    And ME!

  7. Ex-PH2© says:

    Excuse me. MEN of the West?

    Do I, as Eowyn the Warrior Princess, count for naught?!??

    If no man can destroy Sauron, the Lord of Evil, then leave it to me. I am NOT a man. And I can prove it.

    • NHSparky says:

      I think you’ve been watching too much Game of Thrones, m’lady.

      But yeah, I’m down with Brienne of Tarth, in kind of a WNBA-esque sort of way.

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

      • Ex-PH2© says:

        I have never actually watched Game of Thrones, but I do appreciate the reference.

      • Old Tanker says:

        Don’t mess with Eowyn, shield maiden of Rohan!

        • The Other Whitey says:

          Witch-King of Angmar: “No living man can kill me!”

          Eowyn [doffs helmet]: “I am no man!”

          Witch-King of Angmar: “Fuck…”

    • Al T. says:

      “And I can prove it.”

      This outta be good.

    • Ex-PH2, you are more of a man than any of the posers outed here. Then again, I believe that being a MAN has more to do with integrity, courage, honor, and intelligence than with reproductive organs. Even if that category, I believe you have big brass ones (even if in a more secure location internal), and therefore can and should stand as a MAN of the West. Besides, I love the look on the faces as you dispatch some of them with the gentle words “But no living man am I! You look upon a woman, and I upon something far less than a man.” 🙂

      • Ex-PH2© says:

        Laughing Wolf, some time back I googled my name, with and without middle initial, to see what came up. I found that there were more than 500 other women in this country alone, and more elsewhere, who have the same name as mine, spelled the same way, and some with the same middle initial.

        I will walk through fire, hell, brimstone and erupting volcanoes before I let that crease of grease in Satan’s underwear, whom we all oppose, bother even one of those women. It isn’t just about me.

        Like I said some place else, ‘Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, ’cause I’m the meanest bitch in the Valley.’

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        On the Bernasty post she was outed as being Lebanese… now she called a man???? And all this time I thought she was Lithuanian… or was it Hungarian?

        • Ex-PH2© says:

          I was not actually Lebanese, but I am descended from a long line of Princes of Balonie, Pepperonie and Salsadecalor. And if you go back far enough, our entire family line goes wayback to the Fishin’ Finniciani, of Travelling Tin Traders fame.

    • Combat Historian says:

      Oh, Ex-PH2, you are my Princess Knight and I am your Prince Franz…

      (extra bonus points to you if you know what the heck I’m talking about…)

    • RM3(SS) says:

      No pictures,it didn’t happen. 🙂

    • Sparks says:

      All respect m’lady fair. Yea bring thy strong arm and sharp sword and join us as we make for battle.

    • ghp95134 says:

      Aragorn should have dumped the elf-chick for the Shield Maiden of Rohan©! I loved Arwin’s sword-handling; her te-no-uchi (grip/control) was splendid.

      “Rohirrim”! “Forth Eorlingas!!”


      “…Little do they know of our long labour for the safe-keeping of their borders. Yet, I grudge it not.”

      Halbarad the Ranger
      The Return of the King
      JRR Tolkien

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      EX-PH2, I regardeth ye as a Warrior Queen after I seeyeth ye tear wet-paper-mache-balled posers and trolls to bits like a Honey Badger tearing an aggressor to bits!!

  8. AW1 Tim says:

    I’ll bring a case of rum and my medical gear.

    And moral support. 🙂

    I’ll leave you with this one, then:

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcI0rnVekAE&w=420&h=315%5D)

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      If I’m able to attend the battle in person, JUST LEMME KNOW how many others will be there, then I’ll know just how much ethanol-containing adult beverages I’ll need to bring and pitch in, I DO NOT WANT TO feel like a parasite, I wanna be a Battle participant and a Victory partier afterward!!

      • Ex-PH2© says:

        Naw, I can’t shoot straight when I’m drunk. I need Diet Coke, tea, and chocolate cookies.

  9. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    All I can say is this, “not worried, not afraid … only more committed.”

    TSO … nice!

    • Ex-PH2© says:

      ‘only more committed’ – As am I!

    • ExHack says:

      I’m in for a few shekels if a LDF needs be set up. I’ve done more than my part to fuel him to going Full Wickre. Although if he’s even a bit smart, I semi-outed myself elsewhere and invited him to add me to his shoddy suit. I just DGAF, I really despise the guy.

  10. smoke-check says:

    I am lost…

  11. COB6 says:

    Have you tried Hari Krishna?

    • Hondo says:

      “Try it . . . you’ll like it!”

      So I tried it. Thought I was gonna die!

      (bonus points to anyone who gets the cultural reference)

      • NHSparky says:

        That would be Alka-Seltzer for $800, Alex.

      • Ex-PH2© says:

        Hondo, have you been hanging out at airports in orange sheets again?

      • Hondo says:

        NHSparky: methinks someone watched waaaay too much TV as a small kid. (smile)

        — break —

        Ex-PH2: um, no. The comment does say “thought I was gonna die”, doesn’t it? (smile)

        My only actual experience with the Hare Krishna folks was getting scammed out of a “donation” for one of their books once while young and naive. I might still have the book somewhere. One day I might even read it. (smile)

      • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

        Mikey … said that!

  12. Twist says:

    Lets see if this turns out to be a link or embeded video.

    • NHSparky says:

      Apparently I don’t have to learn now. You don’t have to put embed links or brackets in. Just pasting the link directly (if the YT video allows embed) is all you need.

      Oh, poor Jonn’s bandwidth traffic is gonna go NUTS.

      • tm says:

        Jonn’s bandwidth bill should be fine, since the embed means the web browser pulls directly from Youtube and not TAH.

        It’s when he puts up the TAH Swimsuit Calendar Gallery or the high resolution photos and blueprints of the SR-71 family that he’ll have to worry about his bandwidth bill.

    • The Other Whitey says:

      Thank you, Senator Blutarsky.

  13. LIRight says:

    @MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    Are you going to the parade? I got an invite to the NYS Troopers party at the Galway Pub on E.36th St.

    No sure yet if I can make it.

  14. Common Sense says:

    I’m not one for thinking of clever responses, but I thank all of you for the entertainment this morning. LMAO!!

  15. SJ says:

    This is when I wish TAH had a sooper-dooper secret area that requires a magic decoder ring for access so we could get the no-shit skinny on what is going on.

    Do we need to be kinder and gentler and not hurt dipshit (insert the name of your fav poser here)’s feelings?

  16. Toasty Coastie©™ says:

    Count me in too…Whatever I can do, my time is yours.

    • ArmyATC says:

      In reference to the post on the thread about the nutless phony CPO, I got a screenshot of his comments. Now I’m deciding how to proceed.

    • Ex-PH2© says:

      I got screen shots of his noisome remarks, too. He went so far overboard with that, I figured he’ll never get back.

  17. Green Thumb says:

    I am in if needed.

  18. Valkyrie says:

    I’m not good for much more than a laugh, I fall down a lot. But I offer my services if needed.

  19. Ex-PH2© says:

    And I am, as always, available to do whatever is needed, be it proofing, stapling, collating, or emptying wastebaskets.

  20. I would suppose, based on all that is available on the internet, that Daniel A. Bernath has never had a “circle of buddies”; guys that will call him up midweek to plan some fun for the weekend, maybe kill some targets at the range, hang together for a Saturday, fixing up the home of an older person just to do it.
    How small would a person have to see himself, to feel the need to place his head on the body of someone else. What a sorry, useless

  21. Jabatam says:

    It’s nice to see that so many of you are big nerds like me

  22. Smaj says:

    I’m in- this website and what the owners of it do are too valuable and no bunch of phoney baloney fucksticks are going to silence it. I’ll take this post as the “20 minute” warning. If we ever get “10 minutes” and “Green light, go” you will have a bunch of seriously pissed off and dedicated LGOPs supporting you.

  23. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Yo TSO,

    I will need 20 bucks for beers and smokes … I you know what I mean!

    ALCON …

    Have you been stung by a horse fly so many times you just want to eliminate all bugs all at once?

    Well that is kinda how I feel just about now.

    BARTENDER … Another Jameson … A wee one.

  24. killerB says:

    Think I need meds when I come here. One minute I am pissed, the next I am laughing like hell. This place is like a bi-polar disorder. You start a defense fund I will contribute. However I hope you get all your expenses repaid by the ass-maggots who try to sue in the 1st place to keep the fund fully funded as well. Some of these toilet mint licking butt monkeys will do anything to save their lies, even releasing the flying monkeys to defend themselves.. but when those flying monkeys turn out to be stuffed animals with home made parachutes.. shit just crashes down around them. Keep up the good work people, and I will try to adjust my meds before I come here every morning…Hey MCPO NYC USN RET, can I have a shot of that Jameson for my coffee??

  25. SJ says:

    You’re right killer. This is like Whack a Mole and we are not read-in on what Jonn et al see and do behind the scenes. For instance, I had forgot about the phony AF/CAP LtCol and up he pops again this time with several ex-wives dishing the dirt…an amazing read. The Round Marine has been gone for awhile…when will he reappear? The Round Ranger probably thinks he’s clear except MSGRetired is in his shit with a D-Handle shovel. Witless, Bernasty, etc. TSO has a hell of a job trying to seed all these losers.

    Jonn, put out the call for $ and I’ll be there.

  26. SJ says:

    Had some SOS and thinking about this. There are so many comments now that they roll by quick and we miss jewels of posts like the wives bashing Chevalier unless you happen to be on line then. That thread is buried already. (See http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=39855&cpage=9#comment-1160894. The wives started, I think, on 10 Mar at 2210 and some great new ones yesterday). This is not new to this format because it happened before. But, the nested comments make it harder.

    I’m not a web guy and Jonn probably spends much more time on this than he wants. Would a new tab of “active posers” be easily feasible and help? Maybe it could flag that there are new comments and hyperlink to them? Just a brain fart.

    Ok Jonn. I’ll go finish my SOS and color. Thanks for TAH!

  27. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Here is a great performance from 1988 (Hondo will appreciate) and it fits the topic above:

    • Hondo says:

      Ah, Warren – we hardly knew ye, lad. RIP.

    • Hondo says:

      On a related note: I know where Iraq is. But what is this place Warren talks about between “Iraq and Ahardplais”? I can’t find that on any map. Hell, I can’t even find “Ahardplais”!

      • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

        He was a great artist … way out there … he had his own orbit!

        • Hondo says:

          He was indeed talented, MCPO. Linda Rondstat coverd many of his tunes as well: Carmelita, Poor Poor Pitiful Me (Zevon’s version is better IMO), Mohammed’s Radio, and Hasten Down the Wind were all by Zevon.

          If you want to see something’s that is absolutely jaw-dropping, look up who played and sang on Zevon’s last album “The Wind” (which he recorded while he knew he was terminally ill).

    • Green Thumb says:

      Great tune.

  28. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    I just signed Winston Wolf up to help! For those of you who don’t know Mr. Wolf … he fixes problems!

  29. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    We need to lighten the mood up here … so please take a moment and enjoy:

    • Hondo says:

      Public Service Warning: stand in front of the speakers with the volume way up when she hits the high notes on that one and yer gonna be shooting blanks fer a week, lads.

      • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

        As much as I truly hate this song … it does remind me of my youth!

        I will continue to this to you dickweeds … for the pain it may give you and the pleasure it gives me!

  30. I don’t know whether Jonn is considering changing things with this new format, but I have to say that my most interesting reading, (to include all media), was picking up where I left off previously, and reading the comments in Chronological order, even occasionally, making note of the number of the last comment read on any particular post.
    While we have good writers, with good story material, it is the commenters who “frost the cake”, or “plush it out”, making for a good reason to come back to the same post frequently. Now, I don’t know how far back to go to be able to get any new comments.
    But, I would say that it is “Whatever works best for the blog owner” that matters.
    As of today, I am friended with two more good people over at Facebook. William Derek Church’s new bride’s ex and his fiance are exciting, enjoyable people; unlike the “Liars of Lenoir”.

    • ExHack says:

      Oh, you friended that nice young Soldier who got bamboozled by the she-beest who took up with the Round Ranger. They’re both happier and better-yoked now, aren’t they?