Daniel Allen Noble goes “full Rambo” in Florida bar

| March 17, 2014

Daniel Allen Noble

Green Thumb sends a link to a story about Daniel Allen Noble who sat peacefully in a bar for a while, then left and came back with a rifle and a knife;

Two customers engaged Noble and forced the barrel of the rifle toward the ground, where two shots were fired. Noble was able to cut the two men after being disarmed of the rifle.


The two men were finally able to subdue Noble before he was arrested. Mironov and Noble were taken to the hospital for their injuries before Noble was booked into Flagler County Jail, according to First Coast News.

According to WPTV Mister Noble is rotting in a jail cell on $400k bail for “charges of attempted murder, two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and two counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon”.

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  1. Atkron says:

    Should have killed him at the scene to save taxpayers money.

  2. MGySgtRet says:

    It does not sound like he went full Rambo. More like full Retard. And you NEVER go full Retard…..

  3. C2Show says:

    Great, looks like the guys fucked him up real good. “Subdued” must have been a tamer word to use.

  4. C2Show says:

    With names like Dubaneschi and Mironov. I bet this retard, Noble thought he was taking down some “Big scary russian bar” down south. Eastern bloc names and all. He probably will plead insanity.

  5. B Woodman says:

    From the looks of him, he wanted to get out of paying his long-term bar tab.

  6. Green Thumb says:

    The economy is rough and it appears that a lot of people are in Florida for All-Points Logistics’ job fair.

  7. Michael says:

    If he was doing this while stealing valor and on San Joaquin Delta College campus, the police would have arrested the victims for being too aggressive defending themselves.

    • James in Gulf Breeze says:

      We still have the freedom to defend yourself in Florida. Mind you probably not for long… but for now, we have it.

  8. Sparks says:

    Momma always said, “Stupid is as…”

    Hope he enjoys his cell mates. I know they will enjoy him! That big fat soft butt to work out on will keep them happy inside for months to come. “Hey, pass that Noble guy over here when you’re done with him!”

  9. ArmyATC says:

    Waiting for the follow up where this moron claims PTSD made him do it.

  10. MAJMike says:

    Hmmmm. A butt-stroke to the face with that rifle would’ve made me real satisfied.

    Well, maybe two or three punches to the face with the butt end of that rifle, at least as many as it took to “subdue” him completely.

    Anything worth doing is worth over-doing.

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I can picture it now, “*PSSST!* Hey Thor, how ’bout a pack of smokes for that cute little fish you got, whatshisname? Calls himself “Noble” like he’s someone!”

  12. GunzRunner says:

    The man was restrained and rendered unconscious by patrons before police arrived. Does that mean beaten senseless? Oh our kinder, gentler MSM……