Joel Scott “Amy J.” Kleyla; Swollen Valor phony SEAL

| August 26, 2014

Totally legit Navy Whale

Someone sent us that photo last night and I put it on our Facebook page this morning, but Don Shipley wrote to tell us that he’s run into that SEAL fellow before. Yes, it’s a guy. Now he goes by the name Amy J. Kleyla but his birth name is Joel Scott Kleyla. Of course, he was in the Navy, so that makes him a SEAL;

Joel DD214

Actually he was a SEABEE and Don says that he’s crossed paths with this fellow before. It’s time to shut this f*cktardery down. Don says that he claims 3 Purple Hearts from Desert Storm – that I believe. Anyone shooting a rifle in the entire theater of war could hit him.

Joel more

Yeah, these aren’t real either;

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I stole the title of this post from Don’s email with the documentation.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Nicki says:

    Holy hell, Jonn! What in Hades’ hairy testicles IS that, and why the blithering fuck is it on my screen? There’s not enough bleach in the world!

  2. Feldwebel Franz says:

    I’d hit it… with a panzerfaust. That shit is 20 tons of ugly on treads.

  3. David Alford says:

    they should all be drug through the streets and stoned, bunch of losers, course the Pres would look great right in the middle of them !!

  4. Anonymous says:

    I can’t believe someone actually researched my father.

  5. Big Steve says:

    A fat chick claiming to have been a SEAL.

    Yeah, I’m buying it.

  6. Big Steve says:

    OK… who’s the wiseguy that stuffed 250 pounds of female impersonator into a naval uniform with a max capacity of 150 pounds?

    And the SEAL trident is a nice touch, to make that creature appear even more ridiculous.

  7. Airdale USN says:

    She has a Combat Action Ribbon really?? For what being attacked by food!!! I guess that will go with the Trident.

  8. Green Thumb says:

    And they will forever be known as…..

    (from left to right): Kicky Dildo, “Taint” Wright and Anita Tugmore Johnson.

  9. Pam says:

    Damn, now I need a drink!