One of our readers keeps bumping into Jonathan Michael Cook in West Virginia and he gets these stories about the Special Forces/Ranger and how he’s training for a secret mission here in West Virginia. You can tell he’s legit because of the professionally done tattoos that he sports – the old triple canopy with the Superman emblem, the 75th Regiment combat patch. The braided nylon cord around his neck. The ACU pants with a wifebeater shirt and, of course the SF tab sown into his cap.
His FOIA says that he did all of that in two months time, and the ungrateful Army only promoted him to Private E-1, which isn’t a promotion since everyone gets to be an E-1 before they leave for basic training. I’m guessing they sent him back to Crum, WV for being a little unbalanced when he went without his meth for more than few weeks.
Category: Phony soldiers