Gary Donald Wallace; phony SEAL

| September 25, 2014

Gary Donald Wallace
Scotty sends us his work on Gary Donald Wallace who claims that he’s a SEAL, of course, because everyone in the Navy is a SEAL;

About Gary
“The Older I Get The More Spinach I Need…”

…I was a Navy Corpsman Great Lakes, Chicago… UDT / Navy Seal Class 108 Seal Team 5 Coronado, California… I have a White Bull Terrier named Segar… I have made Many Mistakes in My Past that has Cost Me Greatly… It is always Darkest before The Dawn… I am now entering The Dawn of My Life… Motto: “ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY!” “IT PAYS TO BE A WINNER!”

Yeah, and here’s another mistake, Gar;

Gary Donald Wallace FOIA

Gary Donald Wallace Assignments

He did graduate boot camp and defensive driving, so that’s just like being a SEAL, right? Anyway, he was back on the street before he’d served a year. As a hospital apprentice – pay grade E-1. If he’d been a good sailor, he would have at least made E-2 in the first year, but nope, not Gar.

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  1. MGySgtRet. says:

    Methinks he could be lying.

  2. Tinman says:

    Mr Shipley,

    Have you made the call yet? I’ll keep checking YouTube.

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Small correction: E-1 is Recruit. E-2 is Apprentice.

    So he got a SDC discharge? Why is that so embarrassing to these guys? It happens to a lot of people, for Pete’s sake.

    He needs to GTFU.

  4. 68W58 says:

    Also, why no NDSM? His dates of service are inclusive of Desert Storm, wouldn’t that rate the “fire watch” award?

  5. John "Faker 6" Giduck says:

    Has Carl Chinn vetted Gary Donald Wallace as a “good man” and inferred a conspiracy of questionable motives/funding against him?

    http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2014/09/20/questionable-church-security-speaker-carl-chinn-defends-john-giduck/

    If not, has Degrata Tactical vetted Gary Donald Wallace as the “real deal”?

    http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2013/08/27/degrata-tactical-swears-that-john-giduck-is-the-real-deal/

    If not, it’s because he doesn’t have any beret’s or tridents to show Degrata. Easily solved.

    sincerely

    John “Faker 6” Giduck

  6. Green Thumb says:

    Yet another low grade shitbag.

    Turds among us, turds among us.

    I wonder what Nicole and Noah think about this?

    I bet they are going to have a wonderful time explaining that Gar here is an A-OK guy.

    Clown.

  7. thebesig says:

    Originally posted by Gary:

    I have made Many Mistakes in My Past that has Cost Me Greatly…

    And you’re still making mistakes that’ll cost you greatly… like having your picture shown on the internet along with a description of you claiming to be a SEAL when you weren’t. Brace for the continuous shaming! :mrgreen:

  8. Bernath's Fuel Gauge says:

    Another one with a short service record, what is up with these turds?

    • Steadfast&Loyal says:

      It’s the modern version of “I shoveled shit in Lousiana…”

      Guys for whatever reason left service or where in MOS’s that weren’t stellar. I have no shame in saying I was an Ordnance Officer.

      Proud tradition right there.

      I made shit happen. Lots of troops got what they needed when I was on watch.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      They are empty inside just like your name sake’s fuel computations.

  9. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Bag of separarted goat testicles!

    Argh …

  10. Kinda old ET1 says:

    Hey now, go easy on this piece of smegma. I can so see him balancing a red ball on his nose.
    A real deal seal.

  11. Hayabusa says:

    I wonder if this dude lives in Florida and/or rides with a veterans MC?

  12. Hack Stone says:

    I wonder how long it will take Paul K. Wickre/Palmer Wickre to leap to this phony SEAL’s defense and launch another futile career suicide attack?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      One can only guess, I wouldn’t put it past him or any other member of that gaggle of shitbirds!!

  13. SGT Ted says:

    He can bark and clap his hands, right? Sounds like a seal to me.

  14. W2 says:

    He’s totally legit. Don’t you guys recognize that thousand yard stare from this steely eyed killer from the deep?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      He looks as steely-eyed as “Snake-Eyes Jordan”, and I bet he still lives in his Mommy’s basement!

      • W2 says:

        Not MSGT Soup Sandwich’s retarded cousin! That photo of him with the fake beard and wig is an all time classic example of asshattery.

  15. Doc Savage says:

    MOTTO:”The only easy day was yesterday”

    Your life is about to get a whole lot harder.

    My motto?

    “Life is hard; it’s harder if you are stupid” – John Wayne

  16. JohnE says:

    “…I have made Many Mistakes in My Past that has Cost Me Greatly.”

    Like skipping English in HS? Is that where it all started? Probably out doing Spec Ops training…

  17. OldSargeUSAR says:

    One mistake Gary Donald Wallace makes, over and over, is failure to change the sheets after wetting the bed… What a douche nozzle.

    Bedwetter

  18. Big Steve says:

    Gary, Gary, Gary. Yet another delusional SEAL phony. You outed fakes provide some of us real vets tremendous entertainment.

    “The only easy day was yesterday.” You aren’t fit to even utter those words, you knob.

  19. Concerned Citizen says:

    This person has run for the public office of city council. I do not have a military background, so I need help to understand what penalties lying about being a Corpsman for the Navy Seals can bring? It seems he has lied about a LOT that was stated when he ran, but THIS is the worst in my opinion. Any and ALL information would be GREATLY appreciated!

    • concerned citizen #2 says:

      He was not a seal. He was in regular navy. He claimed sleepwalking. Huge faker!,,,,,, hasn’t worked in 28 years. Receives disability because of a staged accident at a clean up companyat Hormel. He sued the company and won $ wrongfully he should be sitting in prison but instead lives a life full of LIES…..I am very close with the family and know all the truth. Leave your # and I can get in touch with you……

    • concerned citizen #2 says:

      Yes its all true. Everything he has said is lies….keep putting his name in the search bar and read more lies…

  20. D.L. says:

    I know the person all too well. I went to college with him in Ottumwa, IA. from 1990 – 1994. I can say I do no like him, nor him me. He told people that he “lost” his Seal ring in a swimming pool drain. I never believed one word he ever said. Ever.