Don Shipley on Johnnyb34434

| December 7, 2014

Our buddy, Don Shipley, addresses this issue about professional fatass Johnnyb34434. What Don says has pretty much been my policy to ignore the plus-sized moron. Now, other conservatives, like Laura Ingraham, have noticed him with the suddenly popular attention on stolen valor this week, so the videos are popping up everywhere. Bulldog and I were lamenting the deluge of email we expect as a result.

I doubt that anyone even makes a uniform big enough to fit over that frame, and even if they did, no one is going to believe that the dude is a veteran. I mean look at him. He’s too round and soft to play the part. I doubt he even leaves his home – who wants to carry that much stored energy around town? He’s probably going to eat himself to death pretty soon anyway. Or he’ll have a heart attack going up and down the stairs to his mom’s trailer.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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  1. Sapper3307 says:

    Please remember to spay or neuter your pests.

    • ArmyATC says:

      “johnnyb” is the equivalent of a wet fart. You don’t get upset about it. You wipe your ass, change your undies, and go about your business.

  2. Doc Savage says:

    Good God.

    Did he EAT Golden Corral??

  3. Marine_7002 says:

    Don’s absolutely right. Didn’t know that the asshole does not actually dress up in uniforms and beg for discounts, he just talks like he does.

    In other words, he’s just a troll who happens to use Stolen Valor as his shtick.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/trolling

    Take a look at that last link. The “trollface” bears at least a passing resemblance to Johnny the troll.

    Moral of the story, with thanks to Don: don’t feed the trolls.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    Oh, dear God! It’s the blobfish’s clone! I wondered where cheesefish originated.

    He scares me. It’s like he can see right through my monitor into my purse.

    Enough nonsense. Senior Chief is right about both of these crapazoids. They just want attention, LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WE ALL KNOW.

    Don’t give it to them.

    • Hondo says:

      Well, Ex-PH2, I have to differ. They deserve attention.

      Unfortunately, the attention they IMO deserve is a public flogging, followed by a week in the stocks on the parade field at a major military installation. And the SCOTUS probably won’t allow that any more.

      • Doc Savage says:

        That…uh…”person”…needs to be sentenced to 10-15…in Jenny Craig

        • Hondo says:

          I kinda doubt Jenny Craig would let that corpulent copulator touch her if he were the last man on earth. And I doubt he’d be able to find the necessary equipment in and amongst his fat rolls, anyway. (smile)

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Take away their keyboards and access to the net.

        That’s perfect punishment and SCOTUS would not think it C or U.

        Or just sew their mouths shut.

  5. Old Trooper says:

    I stopped paying attention to this fatass after the first time his jiggling jowls tainted the site.

  6. Hack Stone says:

    The next time we hear of this fat fuck, his mother will discover his bloated decomposing body on the toilet.

  7. Eric says:

    This guy is the epitome of the bad side of the internet. Trolls trolling just to troll.

    This is right up there with the “bad publicity” that makes others celebrities. He thinks it’ll make him one too, so he’s eager for the attention.

  8. streetsweeper says:

    Yea, I posted it on FB last night then Doc Black told me what Shipley said. Sooooo….its been removed.

  9. Brat says:

    Perfect advice: “Let them go…..don’t give them attention…”

    The end.

  10. False photo search says:

    I think you can determine who the mexican guy is by right clicking on the photo and determine the file properties.

    Use this information to google the image.

    Follow up with the real owner of the photos.

  11. ArmyATC says:

    Don Shipley is right. All that fatass is doing is trolling for reactions. Ol’ johnnyb is nothing more than a pathetic fatass who’s running off at the mouth. If her were honest he’d admit that he’s actually jealous of soldiers and veterans because we did the things he didn’t have the courage to do. Fuck him. Don’t feed the fat troll.

  12. Grimmy says:

    Some habits just don’t diminish over time.

    Mr. Shipley, the owners and co-blogers of this place, and others… still leading from the front.

  13. Azygos says:

    I saw this in a thread Nicki had started elsewhere this morning before I was awake. I thought she had typed PUSS-sized.

    I see no reason to correct it now.

  14. 10percenttruth says:

    Internet rule #14: DON’T FEED THE TROLLS

  15. thebesig says:

    His real name is John Elmo Sheppard Jr and he lives with his mother in North Carolina. He’s in his late ’40s, almost in his ’50s. I saw my first video on him last year, he received his “Desert Storm” ball cap from “155 millimeter Redleg”, the phony that I talked about on this site before.

    I already saw this guy as being full of shit before I even saw Don Shipley’s video. He knows exactly what to say to get people’s bloods boiling. He even let a “Freudian slip” out when he said, “Even I can’t make this shit up” in a post about the Mall phony ranger that got busted during Black Friday.

    This guy is lying about getting all of these food and drink benefits during Veterans Day and Memorial Day… he’s essentially lying about being a phony.

    The reality is that he’s a loser, and he knows it. He’s almost 50, but he has nothing real or substantive to show for it. He doesn’t really have any “control” in his real life… not his job situation, not his education situation, not even his weight…

    He has no ‘real control’ or destiny in the real world. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was impotent.

    So, how does he “regain” that control? By trolling the Internet. The responses he gets makes him feel like he has control, they give him the feeling of power.

    He also lacks attention where he’s at, so he’s getting it on the Internet. Bad attention is better than no attention for him. I won’t be surprised if he’s seen as the local village idiot. “Oh, that’s Johnny for you!” πŸ™„

    This looks like a job for… William Derek Church, the Round Ranger! :mrgreen: πŸ˜† :twist: