2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament Fecal Four

| December 29, 2014

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Things to consider while pondering your vote, a note from past Tournament Contestant Dallas Wittgenfeld:

Looks like your band of bastards are the targets of the Department of Defense and real deal combat wounded Vietnam War Veteran Secretary Hagel too. You know who turned your asses into the Pentagon, right..? Say it.. You can’t, can you…. Your cyber/victims are on a first name basis at the Pentagon now.. More to come

Yes, really. According to DullAss, the DoD is out to get us and will shut us down. Because no Free Speech problem there! No sireebob! These geniuses of Jurisprudence say our day is numbered. So we better vote quick!

Church v. Chevalier

WEST: Derek Church, The Real Unslim Shady, Embellisher
Church_Derek
CLAIM: SSG, Ranger, 82nd, Infantry, Straight.
TRUTH: PFC, 18 months as a nasty girl then a quick exit.

I’m fairly shocked this guy made it, and not at all sure I have anything to add. This is one of those occasions where the photo pretty much is worth 1,000 words. Most of those probably involved “what the ____?

NORTH: Dennis Chevalier, Seven Wives and Counting, Valor Thief
Chevalier_Dennis
CLAIM: LTC, US Air Force, Pilot
TRUTH: PFC, Texas State Militia, 20 Glorious Days in Texas National Guard

Chevy is well know to all, but his website is straight fire, especially when he attacks us.

“When you expose bad guys for the low-life’s they are, they will retaliate with everything they have in their little pea-sized brains. They will lie, cheat and steal. They will manipulate anyone and everyone of weak minded constitutions. I and others have exposed the internet terrorist “This Ain’t hell site” as being military rejects, military want-a-bees and felons. They were exposed with public records written by others on their lack of self-control and criminal behaviors so they manufactured lies against me and others that have exposed their antics.”

Straight fire!

Visconi v. Bernath

SOUTH: Frank Visconi, The Blowfish, Embellisher
visconi_Frank
CLAIM: Bronze Star w/V, 2 Purple Hearts, Combat Action Ribbon, and the Presidential Unit Commendation
TRUTH: It took no less an authority than the 6th US Circuit Court and the US Marine Corps to finally prove he made that up.

Who’s up for some more threats?

Hey asshole, how does it feel to be on the receiving end. A whole bunch of guys have you and your friend Lilyea and Mary Schantag and a few others in their sights and they are coming with a vengeance to take out the miscreant cowards that you and all of them are. Go hide in your hole asshole.

Oh good, more people coming to kill us. It’s been a week since we were threatened like that.

EAST: Daniel A. Bernath, Bernasty McDouchenugget, Embellisher
Bernath_Daniel
CLAIM: Chief Petty Officer, US Navy (and a ton of other shit)
TRUTH: No, nay, never.

Bernath’s latest attempts to shut us down are two-fold. 1) He is sending emails to law enforcement in Virginia to shut down Don Shipley for “practising law without a license” and “doing investigations without having a Private Investigator license.” When not following this approach, he is demanding to see Don’s financial records to ensure that the money goes to charity. Which is totally normal, because every random dickweed on the street can demand those records.

2) He’s hit upon some scheme to picket me at The American Legion’s National Convention next year in Baltimore:

We are a group of veterans that wishes to hand out leaflets at the gov’t owned Convention Center.
Of course, you may regulate time, place and manner of our protests but you must accommodate our First Amendment rights.
Where do you propose that we hand out our leaflets and carry our picket signs.
We will do our picketing at the American Legion convention in 2015.

And lest we not take him seriously, he signed some of them thusly:

Daniel A. Bernath
American Legion
US Navy Chief Petty Officer
US Navy SEAL

So now he’s a SEAL too.

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  1. Nicki says:

    Damn. As much as I wanted to vote for Vagina Chin, Chevy gets it. As does Birdbath.

    *sigh*

    Tough choices. So much shitbaggery!

    • B Woodman says:

      Amen!, brother, amen and amen!!

    • thebesig says:

      Originally posted by Nicki:

      Damn. As much as I wanted to vote for Vagina Chin, Chevy gets it. As does Birdbath.

      *sigh*

      Tough choices. So much shitbaggery!

      Yup, Dennis Howard Chevalier, now known as Deny Chevalier, who happens to be a serial spousal abuser, and Daniel Alan Bernath, not a CPO, not a CPO veteran, not an honorary CPO, for Dooky Deuce. :mrgreen:

      Having analyzed Dennis Chevalier’s attitude here, on his blog, and elsewhere, the man is a ticking time bomb. One of these days, he’s going to send a woman to the hospital in critical condition, or possibly the morgue.

      His smooth talking skills won’t get him off this time.

      There are indications that Dennis (Deny) is pedaling his lies still.

      Derek Church has successfully fooled people, and his valor theft is equivalent to hitting below the belt. He deserves to make it this far.

      Dennis posses a physical danger, so his name has to keep getting Google hits. If you look at the latest photos, on Andra Lorenz’s profile, his son doesn’t look happy being there.

      Take a look at the “share” that was done on the photo with Dennis Chevalier. :mrgreen:

      https://www.facebook.com/andra.lorenz.1

      Daniel Alan Bernath and Frank Visconi, well, these two don’t need explaining. Frank steals valor, then talks about being a Marine with honor. 🙄 The man should’ve been happy with what he actually accomplished. He’s a Vietnam Veteran for crying out loud. 🙄 If he would’ve just been happy with what he actually accomplished, we’d have a lot of respect for him. But, since he tried to claim more than what he actually did, we have less respect for him than someone that gets assigned latrine duty on a permanent basis due to incompetency. 🙄

      Daniel Alan Bernath, that’s a no brainer. This whole event has been a formality, we all knew that this turd is going to be enshrined as a permanent turd, coprolite style. :mrgreen: Daniel Alan Bernath for the Coprolite One. :mrgreen:

      Daniel Alan Bernath will start 2015 bragging about winning the horse’s ass medal. :mrgreen:

  2. streetsweeper says:

    Yo, Dullass! Bite me…

    • Hondo says:

      And when you’re done, G-F-Y.

      (Link is most definitely NSFW/around small children, clergy, or prudes.)

    • thebesig says:

      Originally posted by streetsweeper:

      Yo, Dullass! Bite me…

      Dallas Wittgenfeld probably fantasizes that in his fantasies where his mouth is used as a cock holster.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      DallASS Witlessfart, you can eat shit and bark at the Moon like a teacup poodle while you KISS MY ASS AND GFY!! More Than a few times you’ve told me “The *SLUUURP!*MAN cometh”, *YAWN*

      You really bore the shit, piss, and snot out of me, *SLUUURRP*wUsS41!!

  3. TankBoy says:

    Church over Bernath in the finals! Bernath is cool, but Church got the new dependapotomis involved, opened fire on us with the fake “I’d follow you to hell” Sergeant, “turned in” the uniforms, bought them back, and still sports the lie down in North Carolina. Also is known to sport the EMT lie. Plus, he is close enough that real Rangers out of Bragg could present him his trophy. Bernath is just an interesting loser, much like you would find if you flipped a rock and exposed him to sunlight. The Round Ranger is the real deal, in the finest traditions of the inspiration and winner of the very first tournament, Brigadier General and SAS Commando Ballduster McSoulpatch, RIP.

    • thebesig says:

      Both Derek Church and Dennis Howard Chevalier stole valor. Dennis uses it to lure women in, then subjects them to hell. Had Dora Lee known that Denny Chevalier was a phony, she wouldn’t have given him the time of the day. She subsequently wouldn’t have gotten kneed in the back while recovery from a back surgery.

      The last two women he lured in, with the help of stolen valor, feared for his life.

      Daniel Alan Bernath has done more harm to folks in this community than Derek Church. Both stole valor, one of them dragged people in this community to court… even had Jonn’s guns taken from him without real due process.

      This is just scratching the surface with him, but Daniel Alan Bernath has this one in the bag.

    • thebesig says:

      I meant, “feared for their lives.”

    • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      You say: “Bernath is just an interesting loser …”

      I say, “you are dead wrong he is much more than just an interesting loser. He is what this effort and tournament is all about.”

      He has bullied his way to the top of this pile, levied a threat of “murder” against me and my family (amoung others), attempted to frighten news outlets, intimidated employers, wrote letters to many uninteresrted parties, knowingly, purposefully and falsely dragged individuals into his pathetic drama and finally attracted the attention of more three letter agencies … CNN, MSNBC and Fox will have trouble reporting on his sorted life and acivities.

      So if you really think he is interesting, that is fine with me personnaly, however as a professional Valor Thief Hunter … I have a problem with the characterization.

      • NHSparky says:

        Memo to Bernath:

        Rustle, rustle, bitch!

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Daniel A. “Crash-Cockroach” Bernath has also openly accused 3 or 4 other innocent Men of being me and continued to do so after I told him he had the wrong Men. His fellow members of the Dutch Rudder Lemon Party parroted him posting their PII all over the place as well! That and he has been overheard telling real Lawyers that he knew their client wasn’t who he wanted and he’d drop his case if they ratted out what they knew. He is a gutter-dwelling lowlife that dedicates himself to scheming and attempting to drag others down to his level. He also tries his best to antagonize and irritate peoe into responding to his infantile antics so he can take it running and screeching into some Courthouse saying he’s been “threatened” again!

        I have ten thousand times more respect for the pus I squeeze out of a zit than what I do for Daniel A. “Crashing Cockroach” Bernath!

    • Sun Tzu says:

      Church has been seen wearing an 82nd Airborne t-shirt, but I have not heard that he is claiming 82nd service.
      I wonder how many e-mails Bernath and Dullass have sent to my defunct e-address. And no, you dopes, you had nothing to do with my shutting it down. Derek Church has a tri-folded flag, in a box in his home, er, hovel, with several stories out on the meaning of it.

      • SJ says:

        Where are the Church sightings occurring? Relatives I’m visiting live mere blocks away from the Church Mansion in Gamewell and I haven’t spotted him yet. I use his road to get to other relatives but, again, nothing seen. I hope to meet him and say howdy.

        NB Round Ranger: not a threat…I’m a geezer. Just want to see if your wedding photo does you justice. BTW, don’t you wish we could still get gas for the price that is posted on that old gas station on the corner?

      • SJ says:

        Sun: if you want to answer off line, email Jonn…he has my email.

    • Hack Stone says:

      I had to throw my vote to Bernath. He got my endorsement when he sent me Facebook friend request. Round Ranger would never put down the bucket of Popeye’s long enough to round up the votes. Besides, Bernath is part of the unholy alliance with Paul “Spandex Ballet” Wickre. He can take the opportunity while accepting his award to bring attention to the search for Elaine Ricci, former President and current board member of FirsTech Solutions.

  4. rb325th says:

    Oh Dullas Wittlessone is just upset he cannot be in this years competiton. Seriously though Dallas, you need to stop drinking the rubbing alcohol. I know it is cheaper than real booze, but your brain is nothing more than an alcohol soaked sponge now because of it. Surprised it is not dripping out of your ears yet… or is it?

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    ‘Ol Daniel A. “The Crashing Cocokroach” Bernath was on the Military.com thread spouting his usual looney-tunes tripe last night. I put up a reply and he went batshit crazy (What else is there to expect from him?) even once again making slanderous and libelous allegations against another TAH Regular as well as the American Legion in general, that site’s Moderator(s) pulled it all, for which I don’t blame them one bit!

    DANIEL A. “The crashing Cockroach” FOR THE WIN!!!

    • TSO says:

      Military.com DID remove his comments, but we have a screen grab which has already been sent to the attorney who is filing suit on behalf of myself and TAL.

      It goes well with the other defamations he’s spread around.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Glad to hear that! Like I said, it was a simple reply, and “*POP!* WENT THE SNOTWEASEL!!

        He is one illiterate excuse of an Anti-Semitic BIGOT!!

      • Hondo says:

        Ah, so Dannie-boi gets to be on the receiving end of a lawsuit this time.

        That sounds . . . nice. Very nice.

        • Enigma4you says:

          I have one in the works as well

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          Just curious, does anyone know just how many thousands of dollars Daniel A. Bernath the crashing cockroach already owes from past judgements against him?
          It’s just my curiosity, he can practice coprophagy for all I care!

          • Dave Hardin says:

            I think you and Birdbath are in cahoots together. Much like our 1stSgt he has to have someone coaching him to make such a stellar finish in the tournament. I havent seen such a spectacular finish since Roethlisberger in Super Bowl XLIII

      • NR Pax says:

        As someone who earned the title “Domestic Terrorist” from Bernath, I look forward to hearing how your attorney ate his.

      • Flagwaver says:

        I’m feeling left out, again.

        😛

      • RGR 4-78 says:

        TSO, a question, if the left coast lawyer wins this year, and is already continuing his BS past this years cut off date, would he be elligable for the 2015 tourney?

      • NHSparky says:

        He didn’t just double down on stupid. He shoved all in with 7-2 offsuit against quads with one card left to go.

    • MustangCryppie says:

      Asshat Hall of Fame or BUST!

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Asshat, yeah, OK, but I’m much more in favor of seeing him in “THE SHITHEAD HALL OF FAME”!

        • Ice Station Sitka says:

          Reminds me of a bogus award my dad and I came up with, the “Croix de Merde” for such times as this..

          • B Woodman says:

            ISS,
            “Croix de Merde”. Beautiful! Love it!
            Do you mind if I steal and use it from time to time, on an as-needed basis?
            Just askin’ in advance.

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            I think he’s a shoo-in for membership in the ” Legion de Merde”!

            Daniel A. Bernath can PRACTICE COPROPHAGY for all I care!!

    • 10percenttruth says:

      link?

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    OH, and *NEWS FLASH!!*

    DallASS Wittgenfeld IS STILL a Grade AAAA IDIOT, but that’s like saying “Water is still wet”, “Fire is hot”, “Shit stinks”,…

    • thebesig says:

      What’s the difference between Dallas Wittgenfeld and shit? Shit stops stinking after a while, see “coprolite”. :mrgreen:

      Q: Why did the dog, that bit DullAss Wittgenfeld licked its own ass?

      A: To get the taste of DullAss out of its mouth.

  7. DefendUSA says:

    Good God. These people are just not right in the head. Like true SOS, they are calling you guys bad? It’s just UFB that they toil on with lies. If they could just choke on a shit sandwich…

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Or be constantly handcuffed to my ex-Wife and that PC-obsessed E8 in a dark broom closet 24/7!!

      • Instinct says:

        See, now that put the thought in my head of hooking up Chevy with that sad excuse of an NCO Moerk. They would deserve each other.

  8. SJ says:

    “So now he’s a SEAL too.”

    Ok. that just made it easy for me to change everything I said since the tournament started. I was, and still am, a Chevy guy. He is the poster child for SV and that is what this tournament is all about.

    This weekend, whilst puking from the flu, I reconsidered. Bernasty is a panty waist on SV but I thought about the grief and expense that he has put many of “The Cadre” through this last year, to say nothing of the same for innocent folks that have never heard of TAH.

    I am doing an Obumba and have reassessed my vote.

    Bernasty for the win. (Plus, Chevy can’t contain himself…he’ll be back in the running for next year but it may be tough sine the MI 1SG has an impressive start out of the blocks).

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      As I see it, the wannabe US Army Political Correctness Czar of an E8 has outdone “The Plane-Crashing Cockroach” Bernath, “Blobfish” Chevalier, “*WAAAAAH*, my papers are real, the Courts lied” Visconi, “Jelly Doughnut Ranger” Church, “Soiled Spandex” Wickre, *SLUUUURP*41″ Wittgenfeld, and “Phildo” Monkress as far as comments in a 24-36 hour period (Has ANYONE ever previously featured on TAH EVER gotten more Facebook comments than her?)!

    • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      ‘Bout damn time.

      I have seen democrats switch parties quicker than you!

      Good to have you on board!

  9. MSGRetired says:

    Wow, Looks like Church and Birdbath in the final. Thats my prediction. Its gonna be a tough one ..

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I respectfully disagree, methinks it’ll be “Blobfish” vs. Bernath!

      • SJ says:

        ^^^^Yep^^^^

      • thebesig says:

        Originally posted by A Proud Infidel®™:

        I respectfully disagree, methinks it’ll be “Blobfish” vs. Bernath!

        Agreed. Both stole Valor. Derek Church stole it and is now taking up space, eating someone else’s food, and his main function in life is to produce CO2.

        Dennis Howard Chevalier did all of that, did what Church did here, and has “one upped” Church several times with his putting women’s lives in danger… women he fooled with the help of stolen valor. His name has to get up there to increase the hits that Dennis (Deny) Chevalier gets.

        We could potentially save a life or two in the future.

    • OldSoldier54 says:

      Meh … had to do some soul searching on this one. William Derek Church, the the Round Ranger, AKA Waddlin’ Willie, is a REAL Sad Sack … BUT … concur with SJ, I gotta go with who seems to have given “the Cadre” the most grief, and/or who seems to be more of a walking chaos generator. Willie is definitely second string. Alas …

      Heavy Chevy v Bernasty with Bernuttless for the win.

  10. JAGC says:

    Time for some more unsolicited JAGC legal interpretation:

    “We are a group of veterans that wishes to hand out leaflets at the gov’t owned Convention Center.”

    JAGC’s interpretation: It’s not really a “group,” per se. I interact with some people on the internet so technically I have contact with some people that can be loosely construed as a “group.” Some of these people from the internet are veterans, others are fake veterans, but it’s good enough. Saying that I have a “group” makes me feel important. We really do wish to hand out leaflets, however, our group doesn’t actually do stuff in real life–we like to talk about doing stuff–and we don’t really have that many people in the group anyway. Therefore, we want to hand out leaflets, but we won’t. Also, the convention center is government owned. I’m not sure which government owns it, and I really don’t understand the difference between the Baltimore government and the state government and the federal one, but I just want you to know that some government owns it.

    “Of course, you may regulate time, place and manner of our protests but you must accommodate our First Amendment rights.”

    JAGC’s interpretation: I googled some stuff and it used some of these words. I really don’t understand how this works, and I don’t have the $5 or so it nominally takes to get any sort of permits. My “group” also won’t lend me $5. But again, we’re not actually going to protest. I just wanted to tell you what the internet generally says about accommodating First Amendment rights. This makes me feel smart and important.

    “Where do you propose that we hand out our leaflets and carry our picket signs.”

    JAGC’s interpretation: I don’t know how this works. Please do my work for me. I want you to take some time to think about this because it obviously doesn’t make sense for me to take the time since I don’t actually have a group to hand out leaflets and carry picket signs. Also, it takes about $5 to make some of this stuff–it’s hard–and nobody in the group will lend me $5. The group will certainly be there in spirit with picket signs and leaflets, and while this isn’t really real or anything, it makes me feel important.

    “We will do our picketing at the American Legion convention in 2015.”

    JAGC’s interpretation: Ok, so you don’t really need to propose a place for us because I just told you where we are going to do our picketing–if we actually were going to do it. Also, I googled stuff and learned that the American Legion is having a convention in 2015.

    “Daniel A. Bernath
    American Legion
    US Navy Chief Petty Officer
    US Navy SEAL”

    JAGC’s interpretation: I’m not going to tell people I’m a California lawyer when I lie about being a SEAL and a CPO. I can only hide behind the law license when I’m threatening people. Blatant lies is where I draw the line… sometimes. However, I can cobble some words together under my name, which I spelled correctly–again–and that makes me feel smart and important.

    • AW1 Tim says:

      JAGC….. That’s some priceless stuff right there.

      I’ve had to deal with folks like these, especially the “Veterans for Peace” crowd up here where I live. You are square in the black with your interpretations.

      Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. 🙂

    • streetsweeper says:

      That is priceless. lmao!

    • Hondo says:

      “Where do you propose that we hand out our leaflets and carry our picket signs.”

      Where? I’d personally suggest Malebolge – specifically, Bolgia 5-8, and 10. The whole “group” will fit right in with the folks already there.

      • JAGC says:

        In all fairness, Hondo, Bernath wasn’t really asking a question. If he was, he would have used a question mark in his attempted-learned-official notice. So, it’s more of a statement generally stating some stuff.

        • Hondo says:

          Given that tool’s “basick Englush skillz”, JAGC – I’m not so sure.

          However, even if he wasn’t asking a question or if the question was rhetorical, I still thought it was only polite to tell him where to go. (smile)

        • Instinct says:

          Not so fast, JAGC, just because he didn’t use a question mark doesn’t mean he wasn’t trying to ask a question. You are expecting proper grammar out of that mentally deficient pimple on the asshole of life and I don’t think we will ever get it.

          So while we can ASSUME he wasn’t asking a question, he might have actually been trying to ask one.

  11. MrBill says:

    How is Bernath going to carry a picket sign? I mean, with both of his hands occupied with those dual canes that he needs to walk and all…

    • Seadog says:

      He’ll borrow, he’s too cheap to buy, one of those wheeled walkers and attach the signs to it.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Sandwich board.

      There used to be a paranoid conspiracy theory guy downtown in the Loop.

      When I was working there, I saw him every day at lunch with his Mars landing and aliens on the Moon conspiracy theories neatly painted in black paint on white on two boards, which he wore on straps over his shoulders while he was sanwiched between them, handing out xerox copies of his conspiracy theories.

      • Flagwaver says:

        Hopefully there will be video if there’s a breeze. I wonder if Bernath will blame God for knocking him down between the sandwich boards where he’s unable to cath himself.

  12. MrBill says:

    I have to give Visconi credit, though, he has gone all in on his last-minute push for the championship. First, some new bogus documents; now, death threats! In most years he’d be a favorite, but I’m afraid that Bernath’s sustained shitbaggery is just going to be too much to overcome.

  13. 68Whiskey says:

    So now he’s a SEAL? I mean, the guy knows who Don Shipley is. What’s the over/under that Bernath is just screwing with us at this point?

    • MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

      No …. He is not just screwing with US!

      Just vote for him!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I honestly think that the plane-crashing cockroach turd of a human being’s SEAL claim is just a cheap stunt to elicit a response from Don Shipley (SCPO, USN, Ret.) as well as the cheap shots that took at his Mrs. and their legit business. My opinion is that Daniel A. Bernath puts his maximum effort into irritating and antagonizing people into responding to him so he can put that into his next harebrained excuse of a lawsuit. One of my responses to him on the Military.com thread included links to a few of the TAH threads on him as well as one of the Pilot’s forums about him, it was listed as “awaiting moderation”, but one of my responses to Bernath on that thread encouraged anyone reading it to do a Google search on his name, and he went full turbo batshit crazy!

      • Hondo says:

        IMO you nailed it, PI. I also think Dannie-boi is merely trolling with that fake SEAL claim, trying to produce a reaction.

  14. CA_SGT says:

    So I’m headed down to Ft Cambell/Dover, TN area later this month for a Service Dog Demo. If Frankie wins (got my vote) any chance we can put together an “officer” Blue Falcon Medal/Ribbon combo I can present him with. I recommend a solid brown ribbon with yellow “corn” flecks maybe festooned above a silver falcon with blue star? Or at least a cheap trophy for World’s Biggest Turd?

    • Green Thumb says:

      Mounted on a giant Phildo.

      • Mustang1LT says:

        Or perhaps even a Gildow….

        I think one of our more literary types (I’m looking at you, Ex-PH2) can come up with a Dr. Seuss styled story with the myriad of characters that have been featured on this site.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I finally got a shot of the squirrel stealing the corn without even removing it from the cob. I will be happy to present a copy to be included in the shadow box with the Blue Falcon SV award.

  15. Ex-PH2 says:

    It was hard, making those choices. In this PC atmosphere of ‘everybody wins a ribbon for showing up’ and ‘nobody’s feeling get hurt’, it was really difficult to choose.

    After all, Spaghetti Balls Visconi started that last minute campaign drivel and right on cue, dandan the bernastypantsman followed. But Visconi only did it here, whereas bernutsless did it on MilTimes! How cool is that?!?

    AS TO AS TO ASS TOO Church and Cheesefish Blobeater, they’re the same size and shape, so it’s harder to tell them apart, but the difference between them is that 7 pound blockof cheese.

    Round Ranger has only shown us his appearance with hooters involved.

    Cheezwhiz’s ex-wives kicked in for him. I have to say the ex-wives did it for me.

    And the cheese in my fridge is still safe from his predations.

    • Hondo says:

      Not so, Ex-PH2. Frankie-boi also fed the BCNR and Federal Courts his “self-produced” bogus documents, trying to get each to force the addition of said bogus documents to his official records.

      In short, he tried to “rectify” official history with pure, self-serving bullsh!t. And he tried to get the courts to help him.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Oh, but you forget, Hondo – NOTACPO bernutsless sued people, too, and had previously provided questionable (at the very least) and possibley forged (at worst) documentation as his backups. And despite the simple fact that NANP does not award HONCPOs, and never has done so, he keeps pushing that claim right to the last fracking second.

        • Hondo says:

          Possibly true. But I think most of Dannie-boi’s questionable documentation was actually truth selectively quoted, then misrepresented by Bernath in one of his rancid-dog-crap-doesn’t-stink-this-bad legal pleadings to represent something else entirely. While reprehensible, those documents hardly rise to the level of outright fabrication shown by Frankie-boi’s “self-produced” wunderbar certificates for his PH and BSM – you know, those multi-page certificates from the 1960s that appear to be printed in a script font not invented until the 1990s?

          I understand that those actually made it to the BCNR and might have made it to at least one court. I could be wrong.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          True, true… but Spaghetti Balls Visconi did not steal someone else’s uniform portrait and put his own head on it, in addition to desperately Photoshopping a raise in pay grade from PO2 to CPO and then adding the MCPO badge to his jacket.

    • B Woodman says:

      Ex PH2,
      Referencing “Cheesefish Blobeater”.
      Is that Blob Eater? Or Blo Beater?
      Inquiring minds, etc, etc.

  16. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    So I got an email from a dedicated TAH reader last week and he seemed concerned that if Bernath won, it would some how change the face of the tournament, because he as compared to others perhaps did not size up!

    Holy Sneezing and Pizza Eating Uncle Grandpa …

    Bernath is the winner, the totality of circumstances will support it, his attempts to damage and injure others is well documented and finally …he is truly the worst case of Stolen Valor we have exposed this year.

    Note: the full Bernath story has not been told yet, as his behavior escalates, the inquiries continue and the outcomes will be nothing short of expected and shocking.

    • SJ says:

      MCPO: see the 0836 post above.

    • JAGC says:

      MCPO… Any word on how the honorable PH1 Sheppard is doing? I believe he is the original victim of Bernath’s callousness. (I almost hate to mention such a good man on a thread involving such horrible people, but I do sincerely wish the PH1 the best).

    • Flagwaver says:

      I’m just waiting for this whole thing to come out.

      Is there a possible book deal in the works? As long as you change the names, to protect the guilty… I mean innocent, then it’s all legal, right?

      Wouldn’t that just be a nice little catheter in his pee-hole, for you to make money off of this whole debacle while Jimmy Janosing his ass.

  17. Scott Slate says:

    I’m here to eat pizza, popcorn, and to drink cold beer

  18. streetsweeper says:

    NOTHING shocks me anymore, MCPO.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I used to say just that until I saw further examples of Daniel A. Bernath’s batshit craziness!

  19. Friend S. Wilkins says:

    Frank “Vito” Visconi and The Chief were pretty good picks. I voted for The Chief. I’ll bet whenever that no good prick son of a bitch Chief Petty Officer Daniel A. Bernath wakes up in the morning, the first thing he does is rubs those greasy hands of his together, grinning like an idiot, and then thinks to himself, “Well, well. Who am I going to sue today?”. As for Chevalier and Church, I abstained. Neither of those two harmless, lovable goof balls is worth my vote. Just sayin’.

    • Hondo says:

      Friend: to each his own. But I think Cheddar-boi’s seven ex-wives might each have a somewhat different opinion of him than “harmelss, lovable goof ball”.

      • Friend S. Wilkins says:

        7 ex-wives? Hmmm.

        • thebesig says:

          Yes, 6 ex-wives, a 7th in the works if not already completed, and an 8th one in the hopper.

          The last two women feared for their lives when they left him. We need to get his name out there, the man is bound to send this 8th one, or a 9th, 10th, etc, to the hospital in critical conditions or, God forbid, to the morgue.

          • Friend S. Wilkins says:

            Damn. I wish I’d known that when I abstained from that vote. Guess I’ll spend the rest of the day kicking myself.

            • Mustang1LT says:

              Jump on another computer or borrow someone’s smartphone and rectify your oversight.

              • Smitty says:

                Still doesn’t top round rangers claims of the entire 75th showing up at Jonn’s house. Need a push for round ranger

                • thebesig says:

                  That’s matched by Chevy’s threatening Jonn with a lawsuit, and topped by Chevy’s stealing valor from both the military and police to lure unsuspecting women into a relationship… just so that they could experience assault/battery… to the point that the last two feared for their lives and left.

                  The man pointed a gun at his own son, who doesn’t appear to be happy being in the same photo as his dad in one of the latest photos taken together.

                  What Derek Church has done, Dennis Chevalier (Denny) has done something similar… plus more.

                  On top of that, he has taken the fight to “the cadre,” even to the point that Jonn got a call from the State police wanting to know if he had talked to a “Mr. Chevalier.”

                  Church is still sporting his lies, so is Dennis (Chevy).

                  At Least Derek Church isn’t waving loaded weapons in the house when people don’t believe in his BS, and he’s not cruising to put a woman in the hospital in critical condition.

                  I mean, take medication from a sick woman to feed his own addiction, then yell at the sick woman because “she” ran out of the pills?

                  Or, switching his pills around, then turning around and blaming his step son for doing it?

                  What would you rather have your female relatives experience… being succored by someone like Derek Church, or getting physically abused and isolated by the likes of Dennis (Denny) Chevalier?

                  This man needs to get exposure, and google hits, for the sake of making him show up in more searches.

                  • Smitty says:

                    Fake Ranger tab wins it for me every time.

                    • thebesig says:

                      There’s more to this than a fake ranger tab. That alone is cause for our hammering him. But, there are other factors that push Dennis Howard Chevalier, Daniel Bernath, and even Frank Visconi,above Derek Church.

                      Riding the military and police’s coat tails to lure women into abusive relationships? Or, in Daniel Bernath’s case, socking it to members of this community? Plenty of factors that put the other three over the round ranger.

      • Nicki says:

        I’m still wondering how he found seven stupid, blind, deaf women to marry him.

  20. Nicki says:

    I’m still stunned by the Navy SEAL revelation. Birdbath surely deserves this award! Seriously!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Anyone wanting to see some more of his cheap shots at Don Shipley (SCPO, USN, Ret.), His Wife, and their business can simply check his Disqus profile and see the infantile things he’s saying about them.

      • NHSparky says:

        Nah. Bernath doesn’t realize when he’s in over his head.

        Personally, I like it when dipshits like Bernath can’t scrape together the couch change needed to buy a clue.

        Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

  21. Sapper3307 says:

    Is their anyway way last years winner can present this years champion their medal?

  22. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I would wholeheartedly tell Daniel A. “The Plane-Crashing Cockroach” Bernath “GAY EN DRED!”, but he’s doing that to himself, SHALOM, SCHMUCK!!

  23. Bernath's Fuel Gauge says:

    Well, I had to go with Heavy Chevy and Birdbath and it will be Birdbath over Heavy Chevy.

    Now do not get me wrong, ol’ HC did put up a good fight, and for a short while last summer, I thought that he could actually pull ahead of ol’ birdbrain’s, but his NRHPD investigations regarding his mental state shut him up and Birdbath with his latest shenanigans on going after Don and his wife is too much even for Heavy Chevy to overcome and take the win.

  24. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, CA

    Sony pictures announced today that on the heels of their most recent failure, “we are tracking the TAH Stolen Valor Tournament and we have decided to make a feature length film about the Fecal Four, it will be a gritty account of four failures and their rise to the top.”

    The name of the movie is:

    DUMB, DUMBER, DUMBERER and Most DUMBEREREST … The Rise of Four Failures

    Expected release is JAN 2015.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Hopefully they will let Commander Phil Monkress of All-Points Logistics produce or direct it.

      • Hack Stone says:

        I hear that FirsTech Solutions will be doing product placement in the film. Everytime that you see a red hat, think of FirsTech Solutions.

  25. rgr1480 says:

    Tokyo has dedicated a monument to the TAH Blue Falcon winner:

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/64/223666360_3acb4b3afa.jpg

    Yes, that is a “Golden Turd” atop the Asahi Beer Building. The Japanese nicknamed it the Unko Biru [Doo-doo Building]. [Grammar Note: It is easy to confuse building (biru) with beer (biiru). If your “i” vowel is too long, you will say “Turd Beer” instead of “Turd Building.”

    The “turd” (the Asahi Flame) is said to represent both the ‘burning heart of Asahi beer’ and a frothy head. However, it can now represent the spirit, flame, and audacity of the Blue Falcon Of The Year awardee. In honor of the Blue Falcon Of the Year awardee, we can say this monument represents his burning fart and the frothy spit-result of giving head.

    Nothing further.

  26. Smitty says:

    TSO, I feel like you are trying to stack the deck against Round Ranger. Nothing to add and all the others get half a page? Come on man, play fair. Round Ranger deserves to be in the dirty deuce

    • TSO says:

      Totally valid criticism, and believe me, I sat here for a while trying to come up with something, anything to write about this guy, and came up empty. He’s a fat bag of shit living the lie, but he’s been quiet lately, and I needed something.

  27. Roger in Republic says:

    I just love it when a gang of untrained bozos with less time in boot camp than I have in the chow line, come to kill me. It makes for a very target rich environment. It gives me a chance to pull a one man “Z” ambush. Klack off the claymores and open up with the PIG. Come get some you phony heroes.

  28. BinhTuy66 says:

    (E\…F) Bernasty, all the way!

  29. CA_SGT says:

    Frank is pushing hard for the win.

    from blowfish bomber blog after I mentioned my upcoming trip to his hometown:

    “While you are down here Spalding, stop by and say hey! Meanwhile, the government has an investigation ongoing about your TAH tribe. Can’t wait to see the results of this. Also, don’t waste your time. Dover is a small town and everyone knows me and knows all about this whole story including the miscreant sicko that Killeffer is. All you will do by putting up posts is setting yourself up for a run in with the law, and I will do it, AND on top of that, a real, royal ASSKICKING!”

    Also

    “Recently a Pentagon investigation lead directly to the platoon size group of social media cyber/suicide bloggers where all were supporting the ILLEGAL activities”.

    “The untold story of Branson, Missouri’s “Wall of Villans” is a feature in America’s Stolen Valor Reich, a.k.a. the tax exempt Fake Warrior Project and composite group….. her (Mary Schantag) Military Veterans, Veteran Villans Wall list of mostly honorably discharged mostly Vietnam War veterans”.

    Your bitch and all of you are on the government watch list. You know the word “DOOMED”.”

    We better back off guys we’re on the “watchlist”

    • TSO says:

      Not sure if you got the same email as me, but mine also had a very fine graphic, wherein it talked about the 1SG getting an “Army Accomodation Medal.” Yup, no shit.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      OOOOOOHHH, I’m shaking – NOT!!!

    • OWB says:

      A platoon size group, eh? Somehow, I always thought a platoon was bit smaller than the size of this group.

    • CA_SGT says:

      So after I mentioned to him how I’m crippled (I have to use a cane to ambulate) Frank became all apologetic about how he would NEVNEVadans violence against a crippled vet and proceeded to thank me for my service. This, again, not 5 hours after he threatened to have me arrested and “kick my ass royally”. I had to lay out what defamation and libel was to him and how if I handed or posted flyers stating that he claims a purple heart and Bronze Star (truth) and that his official military records reflect that he DOES NOT have a PH and BS (also true) than I am covered by law as the truth no matter how negative can NEVER be construed as defamation or libel.

      I made him a deal though, that if he mails John an email apologizing for claiming a PH and BS without having the support of his actual military record and promises NEVER to bring it up again in any public forum than I will personally let it go and not pay a visit to his hometown this month. We’ll see what he does, but I’m not holding my breath.

  30. HS Junior says:

    Bernath for the win. Anybody who harasses teenagers he thinks are me while suing said teenager’s place of employment, school, and parents is simply taking it to the next level.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Let’s not forget that Daniel A. “Crashing Cockroach” Bernath has accused at least three innocent men of bring me, posting their PII anywhere he could as well as the slanderous and libelous accusations he’s made!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Let us all remember, as well, tht Daniel A. “Dogtaper” Bernath has accused three completely separate and innocent women of being me, none of whom have any idea who the hell he is.

    • Climb to Glory says:

      It’s gotta be Bernath. His level of shitbaggery is off the charts. Don’t get me wrong the other three are huge shitbags, but not near as bad as Bernath. To me having to vote on these guys is like given the choice of eating shit or eating a shit sandwhich. There are no real winners here; just losers.

      • HS Junior says:

        No disagreement here. Stealing valor and making threats is one (terrible) thing, but actually costing TAH members gobsmacking sums of money to defend against the fucktarded ravings he calls lawsuits while simultaneously doing the other two things more than just about anybody else is just fucked up.

  31. E-6 type, 1 ea says:

    William Derek “Cinderella Story” Church vs Daniel (3 gallons short of a runway) Bernath! Yes! I’m hoping for a big surprise here and Church wins the whole thing. Might have to send another letter to his parents, haha!

    Epic.

  32. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if “Gay” Jay Kerwin is pulling for Chevy?

    They are, after all, LinkedIn buddies.

  33. Green Thumb says:

    Even if “Forgin'” Frank Visconi loses, I can only imagine he will forge his own “Victory” or “Championship” citation.

  34. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I miss General Ballduster McSoulpatch and Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich. Now, there were two greats.

  35. Just an Old Dog says:

    The SV tourney,,, there are no winners and losers here, only losers and bigger losers….

    Church had a decent showing but burned out quicker. He would be a top 8 in any field.

    Viscuntface A blowhard, forger and litigator. Nasty guy who was put in his place by the courts and fizzled out. Apparently he still does some blustering but definatelyy a number 3.

    Chunnkyliar. Batshit crazy abusive and pathological liar, Has went to great legnths to cover up his shitbaggery and be a pain in the ass.

    Birdbath. Has been the biggest cunt-faced cock-mongering ass-lord of them all, He has taken his bullshit all accross the internet and cost people real time and money,,, hopefuly he will have to repay every penny. Hands down winner

  36. Ex-PH2 says:

    I can drop the anger management essay in here any time.

  37. Enigma4you says:

    This years field has unfortunately been outstanding. They all faked and lied.

    Any of the remaining assholes would have won in any prior year or in any future year. Being the movie buff that I am I constantly compare it to the 1939 Oscars,

    Gone with the wind, Mr. Smith goes to washington, Goodbye Mr. Chips, The Wizard of oz Just to name a few

    We make jokes about the like of Bernath and Dennis, but we cant ever forget the real and lasting harm they and all of the phoneys do to the entire veteran community and the Military as a whole.

    I said in an open letter to Derek CHurch that This aint hell would serve as a version of hell for him, it has done so admirably, Like wide for bernath and the scores of others.

    To Bernath, Dallas and the other minions, I put you on notice, run and hide you sorry sons of bitches.

    I will use every legal means at my disposal to see all of you first in court, ruined and begging, then in jail.

    Run and hide.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I would like to jump ahead and nominate Fake Nursey DeSanti for next year’s SV/BF tourney. We have twelve months ahead of us to dig up shit on her.

      Her claims include 30 years as (first) a captain in the Army Nurse Corps and later as a LtCol. She also claims to have lost a daughter and two nieces in the events of Sept. 11, 2001.

      I say we nail her sorry hide to the nearest wall.

      That is all.

      • propsguy says:

        I don’t know about the year, but my Points leader for December is Jason ” Isis is after me ” Scalleta and his pack of skeevy dog handelers who ALL seem to have caught the PTSD.

        THe year is ahead of us but Mr. 2 dogs shitting is definitely an early frontrunner.

        22 Points to house Grimy Dork

  38. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I once said that I thought Daniel A. Bernath is more screwed up than a gay Jewish transsexual neonazi in the KKK, and I still do today!! I still think he’s more messed up than a truckload of broken football bats as well, and he’s nuttier than a dozen barge loads of squirrel shit!! I still think he has as much love for himself and everyone else as much as Vietnam Vets do with “Hanoi Jane” Fonda as well!!!

  39. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Remember when I said I’d gladly modify a “Horse’s Ass Medal” by halfing it, then jazzing it up to be a “half-ass” medal for the second place finisher? I just did, AND MY OFFER STILL STANDS!! Just sayin’!