Caesar Aguilar; phony Marine

| January 23, 2015

Caesar Aguilar

Scotty sends us his work on this fellow, Caesar Aguilar, but I had a file of my own started on him from a former Marine Staff Sergeant who didn’t appreciate that he was pretending to be a Marine. Well, some perusal of the pictures of Caesar might tell you why he didn’t like it;

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Caesar Aguilar

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Savoy 6a

Here are some of his claims;

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Another one with classified operation that he’ll only talk about in email.

He belongs to this group, Savoy 6, that claims to be an organization that helps veterans overcome PTS, but they’re basically a paintball team. I talked to the current leader of the group in emails, Chris Amador, and he says that Aguilar isn’t in the group any longer. But others say that he’s still working the Facebook page. A cache copy of their old “About” page on their defunct website;

Savoy 6

Yeah, the Marine Corps said “Who?”

Caesar Aguilar FOIA

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Big Steve says:

    Good Lord. They just keep coming, don’t they?
    Amazing how many of these tards don’t seem to know what real Marines, SEALS, Rangers, etc., look like.
    Our special operators, even after retirement, much less on active duty, don’t look like big fat manatees.

    • David says:

      I think it is the perfect camouflage…. no one will think they may be Danger Dick if they are the size of whole freakin’ squad. Classic misdirection… while the rest of us think he’s just a fat f*ck he’s really a gen-you-whine high-speed low-drag…. ah, shit, I can’t even keep writing this.

  2. NR Pax says:

    You’d think that they would start putting a little more effort into this.

    • Instinct says:

      If they put any effort into it, then they might actually put effort into something they could actually be proud of and not have to lie like a rug, so nope – won’t happen.

  3. MSGRetired says:

    Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through Life !

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    Oh, didn’t you guys know he’s pregnant? He’s got bigger boobs than Jayne Mansfield had and a gut that would make Falstaff look skinny. He’s going to have a baby elephant. We should send him some shower gifts, like a coupon for liposuction and a sewing kit to sew his mouth shut.

    • Instinct says:

      Looks like he ATE a baby elephant, Ex-PH2

    • CLAW131 says:

      Oh, yes, Jayne Mansfield. Tragic death in the automobile accident.

      Watched the daughter a few times on TV. Plays a pretty good cop in her role.

      I’m sure the husband/father could take care of the subject of this post with one hand tied behind his back.

  5. Nicki says:

    He looks like he ATE a Marine, and maybe some unsuspecting sea mammals for dessert.

    Why the hell do these turds keep popping up? WHY????

  6. FasterThanFastjack says:

    I don’t have enough palms or enough faces to deal with that “UR-RUH” he signed off with. Somewhere in the world, there is a tree making oxygen for this fat fuck… I want him to have a heart attack while trying to apologize to it.

  7. Jordan Rott says:

    GET THE X-MEN IT’S THE BLOB!

  8. AW1Ed says:

    Good Lord, he best stay off the beach or the enviro-wackos will try to roll him back into the surf!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      THAT’S why he should be encouraged to go, the Greenpeace hippies will drag him so far out it will only be a matter of time until he gets harpooned!

  9. MGySgtRet. says:

    Why do these fat, lying sacks of shit that look like they ate their way out of a chow hall always claim to be Marines?

    That fat shit wouldn’t be allowed off the bus onto the yellow foot prints! Hell, he probably couldn’t fit through the door of the bus!

  10. Cowpill says:

    1 tubby tubby….2 tubby tubby

  11. Barry Simpson says:

    I think it’s funny that the group uses the call sign of the A Team commander from the movie “The Green Berets”.

  12. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Somewhere, a semi is missing its load.

  13. Mustang1LT says:

    Just one thing:

    FUCK. THIS. GUY.

    Carry on.

  14. Martinjmpr says:

    On the organization page you copied it said something like “got your six.”

    Question: Am I the only vet who hates it when civilians try to use military jargon and slang? It’s like they think reading a few Tom Clancy novels or playing a few rounds of Call of Duty qualifies them to understand how those phrases are used. Just kind of irks me.

    • Mustang1LT says:

      You ain’t the only one. I also hate when some jackass civilian tries to equate something they’ve done with my experiences in the military.

      • GDContractor says:

        Watch out LT. Chevy will email PERCOM on you, even though he’s downrange.

        • Mustang1LT says:

          Not a threat I take seriously. After Birdbath sent a letter to SECDEF listing various and sundry instances of misconduct on my part (all false of course), the Blobfish would have to report me to Preezy in order to intimidate me. Fuck you, Chevy!

      • Thunderstixx says:

        Not only something in their short miserable lives to compare themselves to the rest of us that actually did serve.
        The one that really gets my bowels moving is when they say…
        “My uncle was in the Air Force ROTC program so I understand all about what you did…”
        This asswipe couldn’t sweat the first three days of BCT…

  15. Enigma4you says:

    Someone please call the Marine Mammal Institute so they can get that beluga whale back in the water

  16. Sparks says:

    Hey I say he’s legit. He signed the letter to Corporal______, potential new member with:

    UR-RAH!!!
    Captain C. Aguilar
    Team Savoy 6

    He had me at UR-RAH

    Close, close but no cigar you fat assed phoney.

  17. Green Thumb says:

    CPT Fat and Angel “Meatgazer” Gomez.

  18. Martinjmpr says:

    Barry Simpson: I KNEW I’d heard “Savoy 6” before. Now I remember the source.

    OK, in keeping with that theme, I Present to the readers of TAH:

    THE BALLAD OF SAVOY 6

    Fatass blob from down the street
    Stuffed his gut with tons of meat
    Laughingstock to all the chicks
    These are the men of Savoy 6

    Trained to live on ice cream cones
    High blood sugar, brittle bones
    Ten years since they’ve seen their dicks
    Such is life in Savoy 6.

    On the ‘net, a poser waits
    This fake Marine has met his fate
    Busted by those TAH Pricks
    Booted out of Savoy 6

    I’m sure you all can add more verses. 😀

  19. Enigma4you says:

    Someplace someone is missing a cammo tent….

  20. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I bet he’s the pride of his paintball team and Trailer Court M’litia! That fatass shit-for-brains buck-toothed Swamp Donkey looks just like who you’d see sitting in a bookstore coffee shop wearing camo and reading “Soldier of Fortune” with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look dangerous and sexy to women!

  21. 3E9 says:

    He might be a marine mammal, but definitely not a US Marine.
    DIPSHIT

    • Joe Williams says:

      I too went over to Scotty’s site and it looks like he unning a Bluelight special on fake Marines. So many Poses for such a small Branch. Who do they think we are the Army?. I KEED I KEED Joe

  22. Martinjmpr says:

    More verses:

    BBQ Stains upon his chest
    Oxygen tank inside his vest
    One hundred pounds of pancake mix
    Is not enough for Savoy 6

    A fake certificate on my son’s walls
    Makes up for his lack of balls
    Obnoxious as a plague of ticks
    Are the men of Savoy 6

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      He really thinks
      That he has brains
      In his drawers
      Are lots of stains
      He’s a pastry-eating machine
      He’s a fat-assed fake Marine

    • rgr1480 says:

      In fear at home
      A doughnut waits
      Savoy 6 ate all its mates
      Jelly stains upon his vest
      He calls in one more request:

      Put sprinkles on my Choco Ring
      Two dozen more will make me sing
      I’ll have feast and then I’ll play
      A fake Marine who’ll save the day!

      Put sugar sprinkles on his belly
      He is a menace to sweets with jelly
      One hundred pounds of doughnut mix
      Is not enough Savoy 6

    • rgr1480 says:

      The full ballad as we stand now:

      THE BALLAD OF SAVOY 6
      by Martinjmpr, A Proud Infidel, and rgr1480

      Fatass blob from down the street
      Stuffed his gut with tons of meat
      Laughingstock to all the chicks
      These are the men of Savoy 6

      Trained to live on ice cream cones
      High blood sugar, brittle bones
      Ten years since they’ve seen their dicks
      Such is life in Savoy 6.

      On the ‘net, a poser waits
      This fake Marine has met his fate
      Busted by those TAH Pricks
      Booted out of Savoy 6

      BBQ Stains upon his chest
      Oxygen tank inside his vest
      One hundred pounds of pancake mix
      Is not enough for Savoy 6

      A fake certificate on my son’s walls
      Makes up for his lack of balls
      Obnoxious as a plague of ticks
      Are the men of Savoy 6

      He really thinks
      That he has brains
      In his drawers
      Are lots of stains
      He’s a pastry-eating machine
      He’s a fat-assed fake Marine

      In fear at home
      A doughnut waits
      Savoy 6 ate all its mates
      Jelly stains upon his vest
      He calls in one more request:

      Put sprinkles on my Choco Ring
      Two dozen more will make me sing
      I’ll have feast and then I’ll play
      A fake Marine who’ll save the day!

      Put sugar sprinkles on his belly
      He is a menace to sweets with jelly
      One hundred pounds of doughnut mix
      Is not enough Savoy 6

      • FasterThanFastjack says:

        This thieving bastard long did prowl
        The candy section of the grocery aisle
        Sending TAH into fits
        This case file saved of Savoy 6.

        His weight caused shrinkage of his scrote
        Sweets didn’t help his choking throat
        As it’s filled with sundry prison dicks
        The deserved fate of Savoy 6

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Huge man-boobs
        Upon his chest,
        Unearned awards
        Upon his vest,
        Stupid Swamp Donkey
        All the way through,
        Fake Marine,
        Yes, that too.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      He acted tough, And all of that
      He was a lazy blob of fat
      Very stupid, but thought he was keen,
      Lardassed wannabe Marine

      Ran his mouth in everyplace
      People laughed, even in his face
      Eating all the food he saw
      In the reach his fat paw

      He thought he knew every trick
      Sixteen years since he saw his dick
      Lots of rolls of belly lard,
      People thought “What a retard”

      He thought he knew it all for real,
      He posed and bragged on paintball fields.
      Fat and stupid, thought he was keen,
      Stupid fatassed fake Marine.

  23. AndyFMF says:

    Even his photo of a “rifle firing a bullet” appears to be fake.

  24. Toasty Coastie says:

    I rolled my eyes so far back I am now looking out my ears….

    (H/T to TAH reader that I stole that from….)

    😈

  25. CB Senior says:

    Where is this Ceasar guy? I cannot see him in the pictures. This Big Fat guy keeps getting in the way.

  26. Chad says:

    What I learned….MARPAT would be effective on livestock.

  27. Ex-PH2 says:

    Now I feel downright skinny.

  28. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else see a very strong resemblance to the original round Marine, Mark Wayne Tiemann? Are they possibly related? I leave it at that.

  29. smoke-check says:

    More like “Savory 6”. As in it looks like he just ate 6 savory cheeseburgers.

    I love the muzzle discipline in the seventh picture. Homeboy has his paint shooter pointed directly at his buddy’s heart. Judging by this pic I’d venture that Aguilar is not the only member of “Savory 6” who’s never served. No Vet I know would flag his buddy like that, even with toy gun.

    • Joe Williams says:

      Smoke check, May I correct that sentence for you. Look he just ate 6 dozen double cheeseburgers. Joe

  30. Mayhem says:

    I heard his Paintball Team issued him the “Fecal Star” for diving on a Jelly donut before it detonated and took out the entire squad.

    • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

      But wouldn’t that cause the jelly doughnut to explode? Just picture our hero above, all 300 lbs+ swan diving on a jelly filled hockey puck. Not pretty at all.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      If he was diving for a jelly donut it wasn’t to spare his buddies it was to cram it into his mouth.

      The 5 second rule doesn’t apply to Savoy 6.

  31. Scotty says:

    HOLD THE PHONE . THIS GUY IS LEGIT

    Or so his buddy from Savoy 6 is trying to make me believe he is.

    • Scotty says:

      Him ; Do you honestly believe as an 0311 who served honorably 02-06 would vouch for a fake? Or that my other brother who served with Caesar in scout snipers would vouch for that too? Gotta dig deeper brother, this isn’t a regular person off the street you’re looking up.

      ME ; Let me guess, his records are classified ?

      Him ; Yup. If you have a clearance or know someone that does then maybe you can find it.

      Him ; I’ve witnessed the DEA at his house having him sign paperwork. Guess I having a reason to lie about that as well. Why would I put my honor on the line for a fake. Hmmm

    • rgr1480 says:

      Bloody Hell! Bunch of wankers….

    • CLAW131 says:

      Does this mean he’s back to being the Big Turd 6 at Savoy 6?

      Where did the Facebook page for Savoy 6 go to? Looks like it got wiped.

  32. JimW says:

    Morbidly obese…. Poser. Buffet recon is all this asshole ever did! I see a sudden heart attack in this guys future.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      One look at that lardopottamus says why “All You Can Eat Buffet” restaurants go bankrupt!!

  33. NHSparky says:

    Holy shit. This fucker has his own gravitational pull.

  34. Thunderstixx says:

    Living proof that black holes do exist…
    Right in the middle of his cranial cavity…

  35. Sparks says:

    I’ll close my posting day with this. What a worthless fat, fat, giant assed, huge double, double, extra bacon cheeseburger gut, lying fuck this retard Caesar Aguilar is. I see all the guys standing there in their gas masks and there’s Caesar front and center taking up the front to back space of any three of the other guys there. Marine? My ass!!! Never was, not even in his wildest imaginations or dreams could he ever have been a Marine or Soldier or Sailor or even and Airman. Worthless butt licking, meatgazing, truck stop restroom ball cupper.

  36. Hack Stone says:

    In those photos, he reminds me of a morbidly obese Homer Simpson. Judge for yourself.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BWjkA1IIA

    #BringElaineRicciHome

  37. TankBoy says:

    I think the Round Ranger just met his match! I think I have a new war hero to promote all over the internet! Just where does this rotund 20 pound sack packed with about three hundred pounds of shit reside? would enjoy sharing the love on some of the local web sites there too. He NEEDS to be internet famous. I noticed he is an 8541. I will share with a guy I know that is a player in that arena; more to troll him than anything. Because God knows, lots of ninja recon snipers running around that look like Fatty Arbuckle in military drag.

    • Concerned Veteran says:

      He lives in Southern California. San Bernadino county/ LA county areas. Guy moves around a lot

  38. Scotty says:

    Fat Boy is a convicted Felon.

    Plus Tactical Team Savoy 6 is NOT a licensed 501c3 non profit.

  39. dennis - not chevy says:

    Someone help me out here with that picture of him firing the M-4. The M-4 is after my time and the only military issued weapon I carried off range was the 38 caliber revolver. When does a 5.56 mm rifle produce a muzzle flash in broad daylight that rivals an M-60 muzzle flash at night? Is this a possible photoshop?

    • Big Steve says:

      That photo is as fake as the day is long.
      Put it another way…. it’s as fake as Mr. Aguilar himself.

    • JimW says:

      No flash suppressor on the gun. I have a bushmaster with no suppressor and in low light it looks like a dragon spitting fire. Just a lucky shot with the camera too. My guess.

  40. Jason says:

    Here’s some more on tubby McShitStain – was after this shit can for a very long time:

    https://youtu.be/QZpH72ETzS8

    https://youtu.be/hzSePlpb9aw

  41. thebesig says:

    Team Savoy 6? More like team Baboy [Filipino/Tagalog for pig] 6. :mrgreen: He IS the team. 😀