Jason Zane Smith; phony Marine ninja

| March 9, 2015

Jason Zane Smith (2)

Scotty sends us his work on this Jason Zane Smith fellow who claims that besides being a computer ninja, whatever that is, he was also in the Marine Corps;

Jason Zane Smith (1)

Well, except that the Marine Corps never heard of him;

Jason Zane Smith (3)

Jason Zane Smith (4)

Honestly, I’m getting tired of busting these shitbirds. I think this fellow is a bit more portly than the pictures show, because he’s just fricken lazy.

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  1. Carlton G. Long says:

    He should be smacked on GP just for that Eminem haircut he is sporting.

  2. 3E9 says:

    Dipshit. Who the hell would hire a company called Ninja Networking?

  3. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I like his favorite quote (FB): “Every storm will run out of rain.” It’s from a song and the words are “every storm runs out of rain.” So, he didn’t even get his favorite quote right. Besides, even if it were true that every storm runs out of rain (as opposed to the storm’s not being a rain storm at all or, if a rain storm, simply moving on) then the damage caused by the rain may be long lasting or, in the case of severe flooding, permanent–as in drowning. But the boy has tats so there’s that.

    • nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

      I just go inside when it starts raining. I don’t stay out and see if the cloud runs out of rain so I don’t know nuttin bout that…

      • Green Thumb says:

        I am going to go with the “Symbolism in Prose” concept with this turd.

        “Cloud” really means cock. “Rain” really means semen.

        That would beg the allegory question (different from symbolism): Does he move on at that point to another “Cloud” and “Rain”?

  4. Steadfast&Loyal says:

    Milford?

    Holy hell that’s like 20 minutes from me.

    nice little town.

    • Marine_7002 says:

      I work about 30-40 minutes from there. Maybe I should take one of my broken-down computers to him to “fix”, and give him a verbal SV beatdown.

    • Carlton G. Long says:

      If he is in Milford, he should visit Coach Thorpe. That will straighten him out.

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Zane? Definitely not Zane Grey. Hmm…. Zane the zinja ninja.

    There appears to be a never-ending stream of this twits waiting in the wings. If only there were a summer TV show called ‘America’s Got Fakers’, a contest to see who can fake it the best. We could start with that cockamamaie dingaling in Hawaii – what was his name? The one who has 12 metal plates in his skull, or something? The top 10 fakers get to spend a week with a truly old-style, hardcore Marine DI, preferably a WM the size of a gnat with the temper of a tornado.

    The prize: well, they get to keep the camo and the underwear, and a certificate that says “I made it!” and $50 in cash, plus a one-way ticket home.

  6. Combat Historian says:

    If he was a Marine with a ninja MOS, of course the USMC will have officially “never heard of him”..so he’s actually LEGIT ///

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Must they do so many selfies?

    • MGySgtRet. says:

      I actually had the Marine Ninja MOS (0000) for about a month but that black mask made breathing difficult when I exerted myself ninja style, so I became a grunt.

      • tankboy says:

        I felt like a ninja with my M-25 crew gas ask until we were doing some NBC training, they threw gas, I breathed, and saw stream of ca coming in down the crease in the front of my mask. No more ninja.

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He acts and moves like he has a Black Belt in Dum Shit Ful!

  8. TankBoy says:

    I can just see this douchebag showing up at the Marine Corps League meeting in a white adidas track suit, a FUBU hat, a Kanye West concert t-shirt, and thrift shop air Jordans, and a Run DMC gold chain. Hellz yeah!
    This frikkin man pig is the poster child for losers in the state of Michigan. Anyone else notice all his “friends” were Ukrainian dating site girls looking for love in America? Yeah, this turd makes Milford proud.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      TankBoy – the chain has to have a Mercedes logo on it for him to be even remotely “gansta”

      • TankBoy says:

        No, the idiots here are all union loving foreign car haters. He’ll have a chrysler logo. And not consider they are owned by fiat (the chrysler of Europe).
        The irony is almost as rich as the white trash genetic stew with this one.

  9. Green Thumb says:

    More like the “Marijuana Ninja”.

    This turd looks stoned.

  10. Sparks says:

    The Marines are looking for a few good men. He…ain’t one by a long shot. Queef.

    NSFW*
    https://sparks1776.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/you-should-have-been-swallowed.jpg

  11. Sparks says:

    I found his family photo from when he was a kid.

    https://sparks1776.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/gary-busey-family.jpg

  12. L. Taylor says:

    Narcissist, sociopath, and con-artist.

    Never a marine.

  13. Marine_7002 says:

    Good catch on the video, Lars.

    Shows that he’s a low-life, scum-sucking worthless thief.

    • Hondo says:

      Well, Jonn does often remind us that stolen valor is almost always only the tip of the iceberg with these . . . individuals. This tool seems to be yet another data point supporting that POV.

  14. Marine_7002 says:

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  15. Green Thumb says:

    I wonder if he got his Black Belt under “Ranger” Cio Burrell?

  16. Fjardeson says:

    Did anyone notice the obvious Russian mail-order bride pics at the top left of his profile? Hmmmm.

    • Green Thumb says:

      In this clown’s case, it would be more like “mail order dude”.

      Surprised this turd is not in LA hanging with “His Gayness, The Jayness” Jay Kerwin.

  17. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    Looking at his FB page:

    I don’t know anything about trains, but isn’t there supposed to be another “e” in enginer or enginering? It’s that kind of attention to detail that you expect out of ninjas I suppose…even letters hide.

    • tm says:

      As someone in tech, I always look for idiots who can’t type or write to code programs I need to rely on. (sarcasm)

  18. Outsider says:

    I live about 30 minutes from Milford, is this the same guy? He’s famous from Fox 2 Detroit.
    http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/24524483/hall-of-shame-computer-repair-man-disappears-with-customers-electronics