James Earmin Wilson; Specialized Worldwide Protection phony

| April 17, 2015

James Earmin Wilson

Scotty sends us his work on James Earmin Wilson, the CEO and Founder of Specialized Worldwide Protection, LLC, a security company in Austin, Texas that specializes in protection worldwide, according to their website.

Of course, Mr. Wilson’s experience is extensive. According to the certificates that he could afford to buy on the internet, he was trained as a CID agent at an Army base by the Marine Corps (I guess that he’s never heard of NCIS) and he has a certificate thanking him for his service as a Delta Force Operator;

James Earmin Wilson CID cert.

James E. Wilson SOC Certificate

Those are totally legit, aren’t they? Well, here’s his biography;

James Earmin WIlson Bio

James Earmin WIlson Bio2

James Earmin Wilson Bio3

I like the “small arms instructor” followed by “large arms instructor”. Makes sense, right? Well, that would hardly fit on a DD214, so the Marine Corps abbreviated it all;

James Earmin Wilson DD214

James Earmin Wilson DD214a

James Earmin Wilson Assignments

Four years in the Marine Corps, no deployments, no sea service, discharged as a Corporal. So he went into the Army Reserves – that service ended in 2011 and on less friendly terms than it did with the Marine Corps;

James Earmin Wilson (7)

James Earmin Wilson busted

Maybe he can link up with some of our other phonies in the security business, like Jared Stern who was a Marine, too, well, when he wasn’t AWOL.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Smitty says:

    Clearly his training is super sekrit skuril classified. If they put all that on a dd-214 with only 4 years time in service, no one would believe him

    • Skippy says:

      The fact he did not sign it makes me wonder what’s Up !!!!!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Smitty, you must mean that COMSEC level 14 Sooper Seekrit Sqirrl classification, which is annotated in his classified top seekrit SRB held in the left hand middle drawer of the Resolution desk in the Oval Office.

      You know that drawer… the one with the combination 1… 2… 3… 4… 5…

  2. Bubblehead says:

    Anti-terrorism level 1 …

    So he’s listing his GMT as part of his certifications? Guess we should all start listing our EO/SHARP/and IA.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I suspect he has served on a Manhole Insertion and Taint Team (MITT) more than once.

  3. Barry Simpson says:

    And of course being a “marital instructor” is part of special ops. He actually was in an MI battalion but can’t spell and doesn’t understand when to capitalize words and when not to.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      “Marital instructor”… must have gotten that certification after showing someone that he could perform a self insertion of a butt plug into his two-hole

      • Mayhem says:

        What ! No claim to the coveted “Combat Canuter Valve” with Manual Adjustment “device”

  4. Animal says:

    One glaring personal attribute I gathered from his biography is he r litarete.

    • Hack Stone says:

      Whether his parents were married when he was born has no bearing on his truthfulness.

  5. JohnE says:

    I am going to start listing all the computer based “training” we get on my resume. And if I help someone with theirs, I will claim Instructor qual on it…

  6. Skippy says:

    Holy COW !!!!!
    What a Turd I wonder if he can shoot lightning Bolts out of his Ass and do a spider Man up the wall holy crap. Bahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!

  7. Marine_7002 says:

    One thing (among many) that really pisses me off: he uses the outlined image of Marines raising the flag on Iwo Jima on his “logo.” For him to use an iconic image like that to tout his business, especially given his bogus credentials, is unconscionable.

    Fuck him. I hope Google karma jumps up and takes a big hunk outta his dumb ass.

  8. OWB says:

    Nothing says secret squirrel quite like sleeve tattoos.

  9. Oldav8or says:

    Can this f*ckstick speak English, because it’s obvious from his bio that he can’t WRITE in it! What a f*cking cum-gargling tool!

  10. Skippy says:

    WHY THROW AWAY A GOOD SERVICE RECORD !!!!!!!!!!!
    For god sake my head is spinning !!!!!!!!

    • Bobo says:

      Well, good until that reduction in grade from E-5 to E-1.

      • Airdale USN says:

        How do you go from E-5 to E-1 and still have a Honorable discharge, without him being there. I don’t get it.

      • Skippy says:

        Bobo. I caught that earlier but mama threw my ass of the computer. She said it was time to go to the Zoo Now Not Later Lmao !!!!! UCMJ is obviously what happend here at the time of discharge was during a period when even total shit bag where getting Honorables Thank You for the correction

        • Kenny King says:

          Actually, the Honorable Discharge was from the U.S.M.C. while the reduction took place in the Army Reserve.

  11. Combat Historian says:

    Holy Shit! This dude runs an actual business and puts out promotion material with THAT kind of grammatical and spelling mistakes? Even without the SV issue, I wouldn’t do business with this guy just based on his atrocious grammar/spelling…

    • Hack Stone says:

      Does this mean that you did not book your next vacation with The Stunning Agency? I am still waiting for the waiter to bring me my Flaming Squirrel.

  12. ByrdMan says:

    There’s a good possibility my brother-in-law went to high school with this guy. I’m gonna ask him later.

  13. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Specialized Worldwide Protection…a subsidiary of Top Flight Security:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KujTfB1pG08

    TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF THE WORLD, CRAIG!!! NOT JUST SECURITY OF THE CITY, OF THE WORLD, CRAIG!!!

  14. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    So, some of you know what do during the day, sometimes at night and on most holidays.

    So, I checked this guy out and guess what?

    HE IS TOTALLY LEGIT 100%!

    NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF HIM!

    SO, HE IS GOOD TO GO!

    I will buy him a warm cup of soup when I don’t see him at the next conference that he would never attend!

  15. USAR54BH says:

    Reduction in Rank from E-5 to E-1 in the Reserves. I wonder what that is about.

    • Hondo says:

      Off the top of my head, I can only think of one way to go directly from E5 to E1, then be almost immediately discharged. But I guess there may be another way I don’t know about.

      • Alberich says:

        Well, under AR 600-8-19, para. 10-1e, if you’re getting separated OTH, you get reduced to the lowest enlisted grade at the same time.

        And under AR 135-178, para. 15-9c, if you are dropped from the rolls because of extended AWOL, you get reduced to the lowest enlisted grade.

        • Hondo says:

          Hmm – learn something every day. Didn’t know about (or didn’t remember) those two. Thanks.

          Maybe what we have here is a real-life example here of a USAR unit that nails people who blow off drills and/or AT putting them out with an OTH.

          • Alberich says:

            Possibly. Another possibility is that he popped hot on a urinalysis, went to a board, and got OTH’d that way.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      It’s a cover. Do you expect that his DD 214 would reveal his Black Ops? That stuff is really hush-hush. So, now you are wondering why he chose to reveal his secrets, aren’t you? Well, there’s a good explanation for that. See, guys like him do that so that no one will believe them! They hope to be exposed as frauds and liars. That way, they can continue their deep (say that word with a very deep voice) cover. See? It’s really genius at work. So, if it’s so smart, how do I know about it, you ask? I don’t have an answer for that. Just trust me.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I was wondering about that myself, getting busted to E1 from E5 in one fell swoop requires a very heavy duty dickstepping!

      • JohnE says:

        Hey man, they had to send the A Team to prison before they started saving the world…he had to take a hit too before he started. Gives instant street cred…

    • thebesig says:

      Originally posted by Hondo:

      Hmm — learn something every day. Didn’t know about (or didn’t remember) those two. Thanks.

      Maybe what we have here is a real-life example here of a USAR unit that nails people who blow off drills and/or AT putting them out with an OTH.

      When I saw that reduction in rank orders, I immediately thought, “NONPAR,” or “Non Participant.” My unit is doing the same thing to Soldiers that stop participating in drills and who fail to respond to correspondences.

      They’re sent “U” letters first. When they fail to respond and fail to drill, after those letters, they receive a notice of separation packet. They’re given 45 days to respond. After those 45 days, and if a Soldier still fails to reply, an ETS packet is forwarded. An OTH and reduction in rank to E1 is recommended. It’s what usually happens.

      • Hondo says:

        Good to see that, thebesig. Damn good to see that.

        Sign on the line, do the job you agreed to do. Or don’t sign in the first place.

  16. JohnW says:

    I like the ending of his bio, “many more to list”.

    That USMC certificate is from the USMC correspondence courses, but he either typed or photo copied the whole CID thing and added the badge. What a douchebag!?!

  17. GDContractor says:

    [facepalm]

    His certificates are not even signed by Woodrow Wilson!

    “Step into my office”
    “Why?”
    “Because you’re fucking fired!”

  18. Bobo says:

    I’m a big fan of his company’s core values: integrity, excellence, and adaptability. Well, at least he’s one for three; he was able to adapt to going from E-5 to E-1.

  19. Hack Stone says:

    You would think that by now they would catch on that if you include “Worldwide” in the name of your business, you will get exposed as a fake.

  20. Smaj says:

    Because nothing says “professional SOF operator and personal protection expert” like an unreadable bio crafted by a functional illiterate. And the high speed tattoo sleeves, of course. Turd.

  21. Hack Stone says:

    If you haven’t wandered over to Hack’s FaceBook page today, please do. I think that you will be amused.

  22. 3E9 says:

    Another dipshit with a CBT resume. GFY shitbag.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      CBT resume’? I merely thought it was simply 8TFU. Just my dumbass curiosity at work, I gotta ask what does CBT mean in English?

      • Hack Stone says:

        CBT= Computer Based Training. In addition to the mandatory attendance for learning how to not sexually harass your coworkers, the military has also required military, civilians and slimy contractors to complete annual certification and recertification on such compelling subjects as anti-terrorism, properly classifying documents, and not surfing for porn on government computers.

  23. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Now I realize not every SF Operator is a Rhodes Scholar but I’ve yet to meet a single one of them who was unable to produce a resume that was professional and correctly spelled.

    I’ve never seen one produce a resume like this that appears to have been constructed by a complete fucking half-wit. After his Marital Arts training he claims to have been involved in removing unwanted guests in Africa…I would like to make him aware if that was his mission he appears to have failed rather miserably as I am quite confident there are many unwanted “guests” in several parts of Africa even as we speak.

    Also, just to enlighten me please what exactly the fuck is a High Rish Prisoner? Are they somehow related to regular Irish?

    If this fucking idiot as a BS in Medical Biology then I am Hawking’s uncredited assistant responsible for most of his more advanced theorems….

    Geez, dude you’re not even trying here.

  24. Scotty says:

    ( Attention ) http://www.22vets.com is a legitimate Company owned by a LEGIT Special Forces Veteran. James Wilson DOES NOT own this Company. Nor is he in anyway affiliated with them.

    • CA_SGT says:

      Yep Scotty,

      I work real well with Active Heroes. The contacted 22 vets to make sure this asshat really was not associated with them. Hopefully, 22 vets goes after James legally and civilly.

    • Skippy says:

      I’m Tracking

  25. FOBS says:

    So my handy dandy Tech/Spec Terrorism self study course made me an “operator”of the most highly secret sort?

    Or just a first responder with a certificate to file away.

    What is it with these clowns anyway? I get a headache just reading some of these posts.

  26. Brown Neck Gaitor says:

    Good thing his company didn’t use non-commercial software to build his commercial software. That wouldn’t be right.

    “Creative Commons License
    The website of Specialized Worldwide Protection by Carrie Heimpel is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.”

    • Brown Neck Gaitor says:

      Website…

    • the web designer says:

      this was just a small client of mine – i built the website from scratch

      • the web designer says:

        it was really just personal preference and the Creative Commons license was to protect my original work. please, understand, this has 0 bearing whatsoever on the integrity of the company

  27. OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

    This boy is just as fukked as ol’ hevey chevey blobfish. http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/rsd/psb/psbSearch/individual_details.aspx?id=64108112|

    • E-6 type, 1 ea says:

      I’m guessing this jackass had ole Dennis Chevalier as his “marital arts” sensei.

  28. 324892347 says:

    “Lance Corporal James E. Wilson has proudly served as a member of 1st Special Forces Operations Detachment Delta”.

    I’m just a civilian who resides outside of the US, but don’t you need to be a Sergeant to even attempt Delta selection?

    Let alone finishing your Delta career as a Lance Corporal.

    I also like how his citation switched from “in honor of YOUR active participation…” to “at great risk to HIS own life”.

    I guess they couldn’t decide if they were addressing him or talking about him to a third party?

    • Casey says:

      “Lance Corporal James E. Wilson has proudly served as a member of 1st Special Forces Operations Detachment Delta”.

      Are you sure that wasn’t “Special Unit battalion Commando Airborne tactics specialist tactics unit battalion?” I heard it was real hush-hush.

  29. Deacon Urmuth says:

    I’ve found two more Linkedin profiles of his business partners. They may be innocent in all this but I don’t think you can actually work with a guy like that and not know he was a fraud. Probably worth investigating their military history claims as well.

    https://www.linkedin.com/in/txstrob

    Here are a couple more shady looking local “security” businesses they are running.

    http://www.goamerishield.com/
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/TXSMG/203990189628494?sk=timeline&ref=page_internal
    http://www.yelp.com/biz/amerishield-training-academy-round-rock
    http://www.t1smg.com/

    There also seems to be claimed connections to http://www.linxxglobal.com/ but I think those are probably false as well.

  30. Deacon Urmuth says:

    And one more http://www.prowlerpi.com/

    Owned by Robert Raya, in TX DPS records as co-owner of Specialize Worldwide security with James Wilson.

    • Robert Raya says:

      I don’t own either and never did. I was a manager for both, but have no association with either of them.

  31. Green Thumb says:

    This turd has options.

    Stern, as mentioned, All-Points Logistics or Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency (national and international).

    I could totally see this loser and “Turd” Bolling tickling each others taint in a hidey site or backroom closet on a protection detail.

  32. Hussar says:

    He’s a f’ing fraud through and through. I had the misfortune of being around him in PaP back in ’10, right after the earthquake. Was claiming 2nd Recon back then. Clown.

  33. Green Thumb says:

    This is the kind of turd who is all about full frontal male nudity.

  34. Killerb says:

    GAWD these fucking wannabe make me want to HURL!!!