Eugene Healey; Marine Corps pilot/SEAL phony

| April 23, 2015

Eugene Healey

Someone sent us their work on this Eugene Healey fellow. He claims that he’s a Marine Corps pilot. Here’s one of his messages to a discussion forum of radio-controlled helicopter enthusiasts;

Eugene Healy back to the sandbox

Yeah, the only sandbox that he might see is in the kiddie park.

Here he is being all the Marine pilot he can be in another remote control helicopter forum;

Eugene Healy claims

He had some legal troubles a few years back wherein he tried to claim protection under the Servicemembers’ Relief Act, which ultimately failed;

Eugene Healey no service

The Navy and the Marines have never heard of him;

Eugene Healey USMC FOIA

Eugene Healey USN FOIA

The only thing he’s licensed to pilot is R/C helicopters, but that’s just like being a Marine Corps pilot, right?

Eugene Healey's flight line

When he’s not busy being a fake pilot, he’s busy being a Navy SEAL team commander and chief of security for a Ghanian tribal king;

Eugene Healey Navy SEAL

Nice haircut, too;

Eugene Healey1

Of course, when confronted by investigators, he denies that he ever made those sorts of claims, but word of mouth claims are that he helped to capture Saddam Hussein, that he was shot down in Mogadishu, he runs guns and valuables around Africa (the FAA says that he only has a student pilot license), he made Lieutenant Colonel in the Marines in less than ten years, he’s also former CIA and, then, finally, he’s in a rock band in Baltimore. And now he’s a star on TAH. Add that to your resume`, Eugene.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Andy11M says:

    I don’t know, that motarded haircut, flight jacket, and sunglasses look pretty ligit. Can anyone solve the puzzle for me and figure out what the sign behind him says? Looks like one of those gates at any number of Navy/Marine Corps air stations. Because that doesn’t make it look like you are/were stationed there.

  2. thebesig says:

    Nice haircut, or crappy photo editing? 🙄

  3. rb325th says:

    Because stolen valor is a victimless crime… hope he got his ass handed to him for lying in court about being in the military.

  4. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Has he tried suing anyone when his RC helicopter ran out of gas?

  5. CLAW131 says:

    I don’t know about anybody else, but to me he kinda has a “I like women’s feet” and a “I drive a windowless van” look about him.

    A wannabe drone pilot with the RC copter stuff?

    I don’t know who “Alabama Charlie” is, but I can guarantee you one thing. I’ll never get into a limo with him and a Ghanian Tribal Lord of my own free will.

    • GDContractor says:

      I have a windowless van. Hop in. I have candy. 😉

      • Green Thumb says:

        Yeah.

        This dude looks like a ticklemonster.

        He probably does hang out in the kiddie park.

        Maggot.

    • Climb to Glory says:

      Yeah, but is this guy All Points Logistics material? Survey says…yes! Commander Phil Monkress personal helicopter pilot; ushering Phil to high level meetings where he scams people into giving him military contracts based on his phony military career. Shitbag.

  6. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I still wonder what goes through the minds of thumb sucking booger-eating bedwetting buck toothed inbred Swamp Donkeys like that critter when they come up with their toad snot-brained stories like that? My guess is that they don’t think about anything other than whatever gain they can get “RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW” just like when a criminal robs someone, they don’t bother to consider consequences.
    Eugene Healey, HERE’S your newfound internet fame, ENJOY IT o little unicorn sphincter-sniffing, Smurf-lusting, glittery gargoyle gonad-ogling glitter-farting tinsel mouse!!

    • Flagwaver says:

      Now, tell us what you really think.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Awww, AWWRIGHT! I was perusing the article about where Eugene Healey THE FAKE SEAL was security for none other than King Safrotwe Kakrade of Ghana when he visited Destin, FL. I wonder just WHAT THE KAKA-POOPY OOBLA-BOOBLA does this “King” do to vet and verify the credentials of those he chooses for his security detail? Maybe Eugene Healy THE FAKE SEAL conned him into that with a Nigerian lotto-style email?

  7. GDContractor says:

    https://www.linkedin.com/pub/gene-healey/26/565/675

    Fucking LSOS contractor in a management position with no documented skills or education. I wish I had a nickel for every one of them out there.

    • GDContractor says:

      addendum: Given his job and job title, if legit, I guarantee you that the LSOS has a clearance.

  8. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Dude’s the real deal… a real deal anal buttsekks warrior.

    Enjoy the karma Gene, it’s gonna bite you in the ass like a bulldog on a porkchop…

  9. Instinct says:

    I don’t get the whole “Build a fucking shrine to service I never did” thing.

    How can someone look at that giant lie they put up day in and day out and not feel some sort of shame? Then, to continue adding to the lie day in, day out.

    No, I don’t get it at all.

  10. Combat Historian says:

    Sounds like cheesychevy’s younger brother…

  11. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Fake rocker too? What, was his band some sort of Huey Lewis knockoff group?

    He looks like a fucking accountant not some rock and roller….

    Maybe he puts on a long hair wig to cover the photoshopped crew cut in that last picture.

    His familiarity with the sand box is from cats constantly trying to bury this turd….

    • FasterThanFastjack says:

      It’s hip to be square, y’know

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      HEY you never know, Eugene Healey THE FAKE SEAL might be an expert air guitar and kazoo player!! ME? I was kinda in a band once, we played like, Woody guthrie, Mozart, Van Halen, that sort of gig…

      HEY, IF I’M LYING, may a hornet sting me in my left ass cheek right no – *OOOOWWWW!!!*, *BLEEP* – never mind, y’all!

  12. radar says:

    He lives in Navarre? Can’t imagine his bullshit gets very far given the enormous number of people involved in naval aviation in one way or another in the area.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Yeah, isn’t that just a stone’s throw away from Pensacola? That’s like running around Columbus and Fort Benning GA pretending to be a Ranger!

  13. Old Trooper says:

    In the best Gunny Highway voice: “The Marines are looking for a few good men; too bad you ain’t it”.

  14. Skippy says:

    it just doesn’t stop, how in this day and age, do you think you are going to get away with this

  15. Airdale USN says:

    I guess changing platforms of these aircraft were very easy for him!! Not what a loser!!!

  16. Big Steve says:

    The wall behind him in the top pic is interesting. What little I can make out tells me he is at some university in Russia.

    So the phony little maggot has people on multiple continents thinking he is something he’s not.

    Eugene… you are as gay as a day in May.

  17. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    You guyz are morons!

    He is most totally LEGIT because of the hair style, remote mini helo hobby and USMC/Seal nexus!

    While on Spec Black Ops, the remote mini helos use his head as a LZ!

    Google it!

    LEGIT!

  18. Hack Stone says:

    I can vouch for his service as a Major serving in the Space Program.

    Sincerely,

    Major Tony Nelson
    Cocoa Beach, Florida

  19. Green Thumb says:

    This dude has been in the mix, all right.

    The type where group explosions happen in his face.

  20. Bob says:

    Apparently this guy just pled no contest to a charge for felony fraud-false statement/swindle in Fl Workman’s Comp case…. likely will get off with a plea deal…