Jason Rhoads; MARSOC phony

| May 12, 2015

Jason Rhoads

Someone sent us their work on this Jason Rhoads fellow out in Sacramento, CA, who claims that he he served in the Marine Corps as a MARSOC operator.

Jason Rhoads texts (6)

He grieves over the guys that he couldn’t bring back with him (mostly so that people will feel sorry for him apparently;

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If you’re wondering, he’s another one of those secret squirrel fellows who had their military records erased because of the bad stuff he did when he wasn’t warring against our enemies;

Jason Rhoads texts (4)

That might be true, because the Marine Corps has never heard of him;

Jason Rhoads FOIA

They just wiped it clean and disavow any knowledge of his service. So, that explains it – for an idiot. We’ve had people who spent two weeks in the service that were booted, they still had a record of service. Our buddy, Michael Yon killed some dude in a bar fight and his records were still FOIA-able. But this dude is so bad that they had to erase his whole record of service because they didn’t want to be associated with him.

Or he’s whiny liar. My money is on the second choice.

When a real Marine confronts him, he scurries away like he has to pee and avoids them from that moment forward. The pobrecito also suffers from a case of the PTSD from the things that he never saw. He also avoids social media.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    Jason Bourne’s gyrene brother?

  2. Bobo says:

    That deleting his whole service record thing is going to suck when he tries to use any of those VA benefits.

    • Hondo says:

      Maybe not, Bobo. After the stuff we’ve seen regarding some of the “fine individuals” Jonn’s featured here at TAH, I’m starting to believe at least a few VA offices would accept a hand-lettered DD214 done in crayon or pencil as proof of service.

      • Skippy says:

        Hondo… ^^^^^^^^ LMAO ! ! ! !
        oh my so true….

      • MGySgtRet. says:

        Sad but true Hondo.

        Oh, and this tool is a lying prick.

      • Flagwaver says:

        I wish you were lying, but I know you are partly serious…

        Now, pardon me while I continue jumping through hoops to try and get the VA to recognize the shrapnel damage to my upper back is service-related since my entire medical jacket vanished in the black hole of Walter Reed.

        • Skippy says:

          Flagwaver. We’re you at the old one or when they moved to Bethesda???? Also have Jonn give you my E-Mail I have some info about a program. That’s at Bethesda that may or may not help but its worth the try… Hang in there Bro…

  3. Mayhem says:

    I thought the military only deleted your record when you got caught bangin’ barnyard animals?

    • Thunderstixx says:

      OMG !!!!!
      No wonder they said they have no record of me when I went to the VA the last time !!!
      You know, you fuck one lousy goat…

    • Hack Stone says:

      I happen to know of a (now former) military member caught up in a similar situation ( household pet vice barnyard animal), and yet he has a military record. He also has a reputation to live down. That ain’t gonna happen. Gives a whole new meaning to “animal lover”.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Maybe this was his theme song:
        *Sang to the tune of “Personality”*

        Bestiality…
        *WOOF WOOF, WOOF!*
        Bestiality…
        *ROOOOWR!!*
        Bestiality…
        *MOOOOOOO!*
        Bestiality…
        *HEEE HAW!*
        Bestiality…
        *BUK-BUK-BUKAAK!*
        Bestiality…
        *BAAAAAAAAA*
        Bestiality…

  4. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Wow… rump ridin’ recon type… caught the PTSD from anal buttsekks warfare… crying for dude he “lost”… sounds like a Brokeback Mountain moment for this assclown

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVK6yLqY54w

    Enjoy the fame, shithead…

  5. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Right, deleted records because he was such a bad ass criminal…actually under those circumstances you get two sets of records, civilian criminal and military…you end up with more records rather than less.

    But I guess he’s another guy who figures that he’s so much sharper than the rest of us we’ll fall for lies as we lack the ability to ascertain the truth.

    Poor bastard doesn’t even realize he was involved in a battle of wits and he came unarmed.

    • rgr1480 says:

      Poor bastard doesn’t even realize he was involved in a battle of wits and he came unarmed.

      In the battle of wits, he came half-prepared.

  6. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    At least he did say one truthful thing: he is a failure.

  7. Nicki says:

    Nice spelling of “Perris Island,” jackass. I’m fairly sure even the dumbest jarhead knows the correct spelling of the place where they did their basic training. SMDH

  8. sj says:

    Maybe he can vouch for Wave’s service?

  9. Guard Bum says:

    Spelling…..its always the spelling with these guys

  10. Old Trooper says:

    Lying pile of monkey nuts. This buttplug needs an ass whoopin’ to maybe bring him out of his fantasyland life. He’s so ‘Murica that Bald Eagles wait by his door, just to be in his presence. Fuck him.

  11. Green Thumb says:

    Semi-tough.

  12. Phil says:

    Isn’t there some sort of secret handshake they teach specops people so this sort of documentation issue doesn’t happen?

  13. Steadfast&Loyal says:

    They must not teach marines to spell or grammar any more. Not that I am surprised 😛

    Doesn’t MARSOC submit reports? I mean…if they are out there snoopin’ and poopin’, I’d have to imagine that at some point they’d have to fill out some sort of status report.

    Dude can’t write a text message. I suspect this is why they disavowed him. We all know what Grammar Nazis the Pentagon can be.

    • Dave Hardin says:

      Why would they teach us to spell our gram mar, she anit got nuttin ta do wit bean a Marine.

    • Just an Old Dog says:

      Apparently MARSOC units are “crews” now,, like some fucking car club.

  14. Just an Old Dog says:

    So if you fuck up they “erase” your records?

    I guess I was lucky… I only had one office hours,,, they just lined out my Driver’s Improvement Entry so I had to spent a day retaking the class….

  15. Grimmy says:

    With those scary eyes, he does look a bit MARSOCy.

  16. Derek says:

    He’s the lost cousin-brother of Carl (from Slingblade).

    • JohnE says:

      You mean Carl from Caddyshack…

      • Derek says:

        meh, I wouldn’t know, but…the picture that accompanied the article on the front page, plus even the photo above has Carl-esque similarity…..mmmhhhff, I like them fried taters with mustard.

        Carl what are you doing with that lawn mower blade?
        I reckon Im gonna keel you wid it.

        • Just an Old Dog says:

          “Carl what are you doing with that lawn mower blade?”

          “I reckon Im gonna keel you wid it.

          “In that case you better call an amberlamps… or a hurst..”

  17. MGySgtRet. says:

    Is it bad of me to wish he would quit bullshitting and go ahead and get around to killing himself???

    I mean, shit man, you threaten it and threaten it and no payoff?? WTF!!!???

    • USMCE8Ret says:

      You beat me to it, Master Gunns. I was thinking of the same thing.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      No. It was he offered to trade places with two Marines he couldn’t protect. So, if he goes ahead with his part, maybe they’ll return. It’s worth a try. (I suppose that if he does go for it, it will be our fault. Speaking for myself, I’m willing to take that chance.)

  18. Sparks says:

    SHITBAG!!! Extraordinaire!!! Makes me sick to read that whiny ass crap he laid out in that litany of bullshit. I was not a Marine, I was an 11B. But on behalf of all the Marines I know and have known, I doubly want to kick the shit out of him! Just for shits and giggles.

  19. TankBoy says:

    This turd burger isn’t even worth the time to write a comment. Pathetic.

  20. Dustoff says:

    In the immortal words of Ms Kim (one of my favorite Itaewon bar girls) “He is bullshit honcho!”

    • sj says:

      You sure her name was Kim? (smile)

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      AAhh Itaewon, where every bar girl “ROVE you rongtime down to your last dollar! SJ, when I was there, I was sure at least sixty percent of all Koreans had the name “Kim”!
      AS TO the critter featured, another booger-eating bedwetting, thumb-sucking bucket of toad snot!

      • sj says:

        I tink I rove you GI! You have ration card? I know I rove you GI!

        I was stationed in Pusan for 3 years. EVERYONE is named Kim. Korea Air hopes they don’t have a crash because of how hard it is to notify the next of Kim.

        • ChipNASA says:

          Because they don’t have video I can find….
          ————-

          Hawkeye: What’s up, Radar?

          Radar’ O’Reilly: Well, indigenous personnels again, sir, requesting medical attention. That’s his I.D. card.

          Hawkeye: What, did we advertise a weekend special?

          [Hawkeye reads card]

          Hawkeye: “Kim Luck”? That’s the second one we had today.

          ‘Radar’ O’Reilly: That’s the way it runs sometimes, sir.

          Hawkeye: [to Korean] Can you identify yourself?

          2nd Korean: [thumps chest, smiling] This is me.

          Hawkeye: Well, I guess you wouldn’t kid me about a thing like that. Bring him to the hospital.

          Radar’ O’Reilly: Yes, sir.

          Hawkeye: This must be our Kim-Lucky day.

  21. OldManchu says:

    This guy is a friggin psychopath!

  22. Climb to Glory says:

    All Points Logistics material? He’s a Jarett Gimbl kind of shitbag.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      And very Phildoesque as well.

    • gungy says:

      Jarrett Gimbl! I forgot about that asshat! The kid with the typing pet, err…service dog, right? Probably on a FL beach collecting sympathy and other people’s money. Gimbl has been there and done that according to his video. Does that count for butt sex with a dog?

  23. JohnE says:

    Just realized this guy is in my neck of the woods. I don’t get to Sacramento much (Don’t like crowds, or big towns…), but if I do I may have to look about for (Fake) Recon Marines…

  24. Jonn Lilyea says:

    Rhoads emailed us last night to apologize for his fakery. He says that he did it to impress a woman. He promises that he’ll never do it again. We’ll see.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Hey Jonn, just HOW MANY fakers and embellishers outed here on TAH in the past have lived up to that promise when they made it?

    • Hondo says:

      Yep, and I’ll bet she’s really impressed with him now. But not favorably.

      Dumbass.