Blaine Cooper/Stanley Hicks; Oathkeeper strap hanger/fanboi

| August 10, 2015

Stanley Hicks

The above picture of Stanley Blaine Hicks, they call him Blaine Cooper because that’s what he goes by these days, is from a video where he calls for the arrest of John McCain for treason;

In a subsequent video that has now been removed from the internet, the interviewer calls Hicks/Cooper a Marine. Hicks/Cooper, however, says that he has never been a Marine;

Cooper says he's not a Marine

Well, that’s certainly true. But according to the Marine Corps he enlisted in the Delayed Entry Program, but then dropped off the face of the earth and never showed up for boot camp, which explains why he probably changed his name in January 2006.

Stanley Cooper FOIA

Well, that and the fact that Stanley Hicks has 16 arrests and convictions in Arizona whereas Blaine Cooper only has one felony arrest and conviction in Arizona.

So, technically, he’s not a phony, in that he was never a Marine and admits that fact, but these are the types that Oathkeepers lionize as heroes of their cause. I’m pretty sure that Stanley Blaine took an oath to show up for Marine Corps training and then disregarded that oath (to the Marine Corps’ benefit, ultimately) so who the f*** is he to tell everyone else to honor their oaths?

Here’s his comment on another blog post that triggered this investigation.

According to Stuart Rhodes, the ED of Oathkeepers, Hicks/Cooper is not a member of Oathkeepers, but he wears the T-shirts, and likes to hang out with them. So that was my mistake to say that he was a member of Oathkeepers – he’s only gay for Oathkeepers.

Category: Oath Keepers, Phony soldiers

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    I was DEP for 8 months and couldn’t wait to get to OSUT; this DEP’er turned pussy and fell off the face of the earth…

    • Martinjmpr says:

      I’ll be charitable and presume that the reason he failed to report to boot camp wasn’t because he didn’t want to go but because he was a guest of some state or municipal government entity and was immersed in a career that involved the making of license plates.

      • Combat Historian says:

        Good point, I forgot he might have gotten himself into another, mandated line of work…

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        That or he was afraid he’d miss getting nightly warm enemas from his Mommy every time she thousands he’d Ben a good little boy all day!! I wonder if Bubba & Thor ever gave his ass a good straightening when he was in lockup?

      • Mike Kozlowski says:


        I had a couple of those when I was a USAF recruiter in the early 90s. The best one called me – collect – from jail to ask if I’d bail him out so he could go to basic. This roughly ten days after he’d missed shipping due to a night of cavorting followed by mistaking the doorway to an Acme supermarket for a urinal.

        I figure that all things considered, the United States Air Force actually dodged a bullet with that boy.


        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          I remember one critter at MEPS the day I showed up to ship out, he would have gone into the Navy, but between his exam and ship date he got a DUI and Minor in Possession. Right then and there he got a Release from Contract and a bus ticket home, the Navy didn’t want him after that!

          • GDContractor says:

            Contractor storytime? Well, okay. I was at Melbourne, FL for 2 weeks of training for a job that paid quite well. There must have been about 80 of us there for initial training. There was a topless bar down the road and all the women there were beautiful and had a hearts of gold. Two idiots (probably in their mid-forties) partied all night at the topless bar, got very drunk, and took a cab to the hotel. But the cab driver got pulled over and there was a bag of pot in the cab. 2 contractors got arrested that night and went to jail. Their mugshots were in the paper the next day. Those guys didn’t make the cut… kissed a bunch of K’s goodbye. A bunch.

  2. Martinjmpr says:

    I love how he failed to correct the article that identified him as a Marine because he didn’t want to embarrass the reporter.

    Yes, I’m sure that was his motivation (rolling eyes.)

    And yes, LOL at the oath-breaking “Oath Keeper.” 😀

  3. John S. says:


    You’ve got quite the bumper crop of phonies for a Monday morning!

  4. Shane says:

    what oath are these nitwits keeping?? The DD FORM 4, in section B. Block 8 clearly states the amount of time the oath and enlistment are valid for and covers the military service obligation, at the end of these periods the document is no longer in force and that clearly shows an “expiration date”.

    • Hondo says:

      Now, don’t go confusing the lads with those tricky things called “facts”, Shane.

      Besides, that fact wouldn’t fit their purposes. So they have no use for it.

    • Roger in Republic says:

      You are right. I seem to remember taking the oath once for the army and twice for the Coast Guard. Same oath, but once for each enlistment. And once you take it, it sticks with you for a long time.

      This jackwagon took the oath and then promptly forgot about it.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        I remember having to spend an entire year in the DEP before I got to ship off for Basic & AIT and this meat-gazing ‘roid monkey WUSSED, I have a kazillion times more respect for a Clerk or a Cook than I do for that Smurf-kissing glittery gargoyle gonad-ogling Sparkle Pony, the Clerks and Cooks had the spine and guts to show up and do what they volunteered to!

  5. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Prison muscle. Lots and lots of prison muscle.

    And he has good friends who are Marines. And he’s mega legit because the Marines he claims as his good friends share his concerns. And he explains that this is the very reason why he ‘confronted’ McCain. You see, the Marines were afraid to do so. And he cements his legitimacy by pointing out that he wants no more of his Marine friends to come home in body bags. He must have many, many Marine friends. I wish he’d name one. Jerk.

    • Pinto Nag says:

      And probably ‘roids. If guys only knew how much that store-bought muscle is a turnoff, they wouldn’t do that to themselves. He looks like some kind of comic book freak — and not in a good way.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        PN he may not be trying to impress the gals, if you know what I mean (and I think you do.)

        Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 😀

  6. Just an Old Dog says:

    I know that just perusing the net following this turd after he came on here on the Mouse(shit) Prosen thread I found a picture of someone in a Marine Uniform. The inference was that it was him.

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    Prison muscles? Must have got them while holding his — oh, never mind!

    • Martinjmpr says:

      Maybe we’re looking at this all wrong – could be his frequent trips to the hoosegow were the only way he could arrange a “conjugal visit.” 😉

  8. Dave Hardin says:

    It was nice of Stanley to speak on behalf of Marines. We are known to be so submissive that we can not ever voice our own opinions.

    There is at least a Division, probably two, of Marines posing as civilians at the moment that would gladly go to greet ISIS.

    Then there is the Old Farts Brigades that would mobilize in a heartbeat. It is nice to have Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda, Stanley looking out for our body bags.

    I will be glad to take my own body bag with me return postage pre-paid to my local land fill.

  9. rb325th says:

    Only Oath this dirtbag ever took was the Oath to swallow every drop of Bubbas baby batter.

  10. Jarhead says:

    Yeh, the two different names he takes sound pretty much alike. Easy to confuse the two. If the volumes of arrest record are legit, there can be only one justification for his running his mouth. That would be, he thinks McCain has a nice ass and would hopefully be his cell mate next time he visits the slammer.

  11. OWB says:

    Doesn’t matter much to me if others consider that their oath to support and defend the US Constitution ended when they mustered out. Many of us think that once sworn to it is something we will do for the rest of our lives. Our obligation to do so wearing a particular uniform ended when we retired or otherwise separated, and our obligation to follow any individual orders also ended then.

    So, yeah, I will defend that old document in every way it is possible for me to do so with my last breath. Nothing jackasses like this can do about it.

  12. nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

    Anybody know an “Oath Keeper” who doesn’t own a gun?

    Didn’t think so.

    Convicted Felon in possession of a firearm?

    I bet I can name one…

  13. Yef says:

    As much as I dislike Senator McCain, i dislike more these phonies and valor thieves.

  14. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    I love these clowns like Blaine “Prison Muscles” Cooper who presume to tell us what we ought to be doing and how we ought to conduct ourselves. Yeah, he and his are the model citizens who have all of the answers and against which we should gauge ourselves. What a horse’s ass.

  15. Skippy says:

    It’s just raining crazy people today WTF !!!

  16. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    Did you see him rocking back and forth as he misread his own written statement?

    He was seriously jonesin’ for his next roid shot!

    • Dave Hardin says:

      I thought he just needed to make a head call. When someone is that full of shit they can only hold it for so long.

      Then again it might be menstrual cramps, dont those guys grow tits?

    • skippy says:

      MCPO. my views of these Oath keepers keeps going south Lol… ever since a ordeal up in Nevada every one I have met has been full of crap. and on something good call on the Roids it’s safe to assume in a few years he will be spotting a set of D cups 🙂

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        There are certain things that I never grasped, no matter how many times I have ‘learned’ them again and again over the years. One of them is how to spell paragrapgh (I got the red squiggly, so I did it again.) Another is bra size. I suppose that if I were to go to Frederick’s of Hollywood or something, I’d have to use the descriptions I am comfortable with. (No need to turn this from G to R, I guess.)

        • Skippy says:

          Yea my grammatical skills went south about four years ago, after my Bo-Bo. did a one, two, on me, no excuse but the one thing that’s drives me nuts is my apple spell check. My better half goes nuts with my spelling and use of words all the time, she spent six years to be a grammar nazi and she is damn good at it. Lol. 🙂

  17. Green Thumb says:

    He probably did not show up because he was locked up.