Tony Malakouti; phony Marine Corps pilot

| March 5, 2016

Tony The Tiger Malakouti

The folks at Military Phony send us their research on this Tony “the Tiger” Malakouti who took a picture once at an airshow and built a persona around the picture to attract women. He needs all of the help he can get, judging by this picture;

Tony Malakouti

Tony Malakouti air show

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But the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”

Malakouti FOIA

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Scotty says that it took him three years to do this one. Go figure.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. HMC Ret says:

    He calls himself a Marine Corps recruiter. I’m thinking the only recruiting he did was of impressionable women. He’s the moral equivalent of pond scum. (My usual apologies to pond scum.)

    • Just An Old Dog says:

      A while back facebook had a Glitch where anyone who had Marine Corps as a Present or Former Job defaulted to recruiter

  2. Ex-PH2 says:

    Eeeeeeewwwww! Where’s the Bullshit Repellent?!? Quickly!!!

  3. O-4E says:

    He’s a Dennis Chevalier School of Obfuscation graduate

  4. Green Thumb says:

    Tony “the Lair” Malakouti.

    What the fuck is up with that picture with him and the sandwich?

    Dude looks like he is going all David Hasselhoff and shit on us.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Probably sliced cockmeat with extra manmayo… or as it’s listed at the APL Staff Cafeteria as “Phildo on a Burger bun”

    • Mick says:

      Hopefully that sandwich isn’t free chow that he scammed after infiltrating a reception for airshow participants while dressed in his phony Marine Aviator costume.

      He’s wearing an OD t-shirt, flight suit, and flight jacket with VMA-542 squadron patches in that photo with the sandwich, so he’s definitely putting some effort into this.

      Here’s an interesting question: does scamming free stuff at airshows while impersonating a Marine Aviator meet the Stolen Valor legal criteria for lying about one’s military service for personal gain?

  5. Hayabusa says:

    His Facebook page is still up. I’ll bet he’s about to make some “friends”…

  6. Mick says:

    OK, I usually don’t post here at TAH (I mostly just lurk and help out behind the scenes where I can), but this guy has stepped inside my perimeter wire with these false claims of being a Marine Corps Aviator, so I’m rolling in hot and pushing this info over to our USMC AV-8B Harrier bubbas so that they can keep an eye out for this guy. After taking a close look at his photos, it looks like he’s got his hands on what appears to be authentic VMA-542 squadron insignia, so the Marine pilots over there at VMA-542 aren’t going to be very happy about this when this word gets to MCAS Cherry Point. This will not play well, believe me.

    I also find Tony the Tiger’s timeline to be somewhat entertaining. He lists his birthday as 30 January 1964, and then he says that he started flying AV-8B Harriers in a fleet attack squadron in the Marine Corps in June 1983. Wow, he must really be “high speed/low drag”, because that would mean that he completed a college bachelor’s degree, USMC Officer Candidates School, USMC Basic School, USN Flight School, and the USMC AV-8B Fleet Replacement Squadron all by the time that he was 19 years old.

    Yes sir. Totally legit. Yes, indeedy-doo.

    • MACS(SW) T. A. Ramey, USN, Ret. says:

      I live about 20 mins from Cherry Point, does this Ass Clown live in NC?

      • Mick says:

        His Facebook info shows him living in Parma, Ohio.

        • Tom says:

          I sent his pic to Spirits where he claims to have frequented (seen with two ladies) from his Facebook page. Manager replied he has never been in his club. This ass clown is still posing somewhere. I think he may be mentally ill. No excuse though.

    • Hayabusa says:

      I have a cousin who flies CH-53Es out of Kaneohe Bay. The two birds and 12 Marines who went down a couple of months ago were from his unit. He lost friends that day, and knows that it could just as easily have been him.

      Point being, a lot of Marines have made the ultimate sacrifice while wearing those aviator wings that this shitbag feels entitled to pin on and play dress up with. FUCK HIM.

  7. Hack Stone says:

    Attention in the compound. LT. Col. (sic) Malakouta. The Dental Clinic just called, and the cancelled all appointments for the next 48 hours to attend to your dental needs. Please report to Dr. Bombay immediately.

  8. JarHead Pat says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I remember this guy from 5/6 yrs ago, total bag off shit. His own brother was the one who had outed him the first time I think.

  9. Jarhead says:

    WTF is this retard eating….curds and whey? No front teeth required for them, that’s the ONLY thing that makes sense on his post. Seeing him posed up in that plane makes me think of all the rides they have out in front of different Wal Marts. Next time I see one that the ride is small race cars, I’m heading to the Indianapolis 500 with that on my resume.

  10. Hondo says:

    Hmm. Wonder if “Anthony” and “Tony” might be aliases?

    http://radaris.com/p/Homayoun/Malakouti/

  11. Jarhead says:

    As it does show up in Parma, Ohio….good chance this is the same poser. But wait a minute…the first name reading as Homayoun, excuse me but isn’t that Latin for Homo?
    While I’m at it, doe anyone remember the song called “The Name Game”? Dontcha replace the T with an F, and then make it rhyme with baloney? Yep, that’s it. Fony Baloney Homo. That sounds like the beginning of a country western song…Homo Fony With A Small Stick of Baloney. Something about a midget meat cutter whose wife ran off with a bag boy & they left town with the circus. Catchy dance tune.

  12. thebesig says:

    In that picture above, where he’s holding what looks like a burger… he gets up right after that, then, spreading his feet, and standing up, he swings his upper body back and forth repeatedly, maintaining the 1,000 yard stare, drool running freely from his lips… while going, “Aaaaahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhhh”…

  13. Skippy says:

    Crazy S.O.B.

    NEXT ! ! ! ! ! !

  14. Green Thumb says:

    Dude is looking all inconspicuously and shit to the right.

    I wonder if Phildo and the boys just walked by in speedos on their way to the “Shallow Water Sun Lotion Wash Off Party”?

    Meatgazer.

  15. Starbux says:

    I went to joint specialized undergraduate pilot training (JSUPT) at Vance in 03. The Marines do not wear cloth name tags. They only wear the black leather ones.