Lyle Thompson Terrell; phony PJ

| March 22, 2016

Terrell Lyle Thompson

Our PJ friends send us this fellow, Lyle Thompson Terrell in Portal, Georgia. Folks tell us that he claims to be a decorated Air Force Pararescueman. Word is that he even has a Airborne tattoo. And he claims to be a member of the Outlaw Motorcycle Club. Well, I can only speak to the Air Force career. If one can be highly decorated with a National Defense Service Medal, then yes, he is highly decorated. If you can complete the Pararescue training in four weeks, then yes, he’s a PJ;

Terrell Lyle Thompson FOIA

Otherwise, no he’s not.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Hondo says:

    Yet another IET washout and wannabe making bogus claims of arduous duty and derring-do.

    Fa’kheem.

    FWIW: if this guy’s claims of membership in the Outlaws aren’t true, he’d best hope the nearest Outlaw chapter doesn’t get wind of them. Otherwise, they may wish to “chat with” the guy. I understand they take a dim view of people falsely claiming membership.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      I had the same thoughts about his claim as an Outlaw, Hondo. They have a “unique” way of dealing with people like shitbag Lyle…

      • Silentium Est Aureum says:

        Fire or knife?

        I still remember that episode of SofA. And I’m sure the Outlaws are MUCH more creative still.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          “Fire or knife?”…

          DITTO with belt sander, angle grinder, wire brush, blowtorch, rosebud torch, acetylene/oxygen torch, wire brush, sandpaper, battery acid, liquid Drano,…

    • faboutlaws says:

      We got wind of him now. Please, don’t expect a follow up report.

  2. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    The most potentially dangerous claim he has made is that he is an Outlaw. That had better be true. I don’t think the Outlaws will be satisfied with outing a phony Outlaw on a website to shame the guy. But, as MCPO likes to say, what do I know?

    • Hondo says:

      Apparently great minds think alike.

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        Yipes. How did I lose 3 mins? I never saw your post, until a minute ago.

        • Hondo says:

          If you started typing your comment before I posted mine, mine wouldn’t have been visible to you until after you posted your comment. And it’s possible my comment might have been scrolled “off screen” by your system even then.

          Stuff like that happens sometimes – essentially a more modern version of “crossed in the mail”. The “joys of high tech”, and all that.

          Either that or you’re losing it, amigo. (smile)

  3. Combat Historian says:

    Fuckweed here can’t even complete USAF basic and is now claiming PJ AND Outlaw rider status? Ha Ha Ha !!!

  4. B Woodman says:

    Is he married? Hope she likes being a widow in black. Better have his life insurance paid up as well.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      UHMMMM, if she has his Life Insurance paid up and up to date it looks like she’s VERY likely to cash in VERY SOON!?

  5. 3E9 says:

    Well if he isn’t an Outlaw member we may be hearing some bad news soon about him.

    • Claw says:

      Yep, and after he gets his ass kicked from here to the moon by the Outlaws, he can add astronaut to his list of accomplishments.

      But Hey, it might not be too late for him to try and make something out of himself other than a Bullshitter.

      Purely hypothetical and improbable:

      First enlisted in July 1992 – 23 years ago.
      Enlistment age – 17
      23 plus 17 equals 40.
      Relaxed enlistment age in time of war: Age 40. (Army?)

      Give it a shot. Go visit a recruiting office. Just don’t sit around in a bar for the rest of your life telling whoppers in hopes of getting some chickadee to drop her panties or a free beer from some random dude who worships every word that comes out of your lying mouth.

      But if he gets his ass stomped by the Outlaws for claiming to be a member when he’s not, he should have paid attention to Red Forman when he said “Son, the reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a Dumbass.”

  6. Joseph says:

    Why do they always have to be motorcycle riders?

    • Hondo says:

      Because it fits their false “look at me, I’m a badass” story – even if it’s pure BS.

      • Green Thumb says:

        The only thing this turd rides is a slab of meat.

        And that is after he exits the sidecar….

  7. Skippy says:

    What a pile of bloody dog poop. another two week warrior or in this case LOSER

    Next !!!!!!

  8. HMC Ret says:

    Wait for the beat down in 3 – 2 – 1.

  9. Skysoldier4life@aol.com says:

    If he’s willing to get the airborne tat to make it authentic, methinks he probably has some outlaw color on his skin somewhere too. We’d have to find it amongst his fat rolls, however…disgusting slob of an ‘elite’ soldier that he is…

  10. PUNISHER says:

    FUBAR’ED

  11. Mark Lauer says:

    What???
    You mean you CAN’T become a PJ with just 4 weeks of Basic Training, and a discharge?????

    Oh, no! Another one of my dreams is shattered.

  12. Green Thumb says:

    Outlaw my ass.

    I bet this clown rides with Phony Phil Monkress.

    Phildo and the boys ride again!

    On a side note, I wonder who buys the beers?

  13. Beandogger says:

    Once again the saying applies, fat, drunk, and stupid…….

  14. Jarhead says:

    If nothing else, maybe this asshole can be a model for the Dollar Shave Club. He reminds me of the guy at the fair who guesses people’s gender or the number of elbows they have. Probably lost his job guessing one’s gender to be pygmy!

  15. Hack Stone says:

    Maybe he is claiming to be a member of the band The Outlaws. Yippee aye aee, dumbass.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bFjqlx8eSfQ

  16. Just An Old Dog says:

    Fake PJ and fake Outlaw Biker. Fake PJ will get you the distain of real vets. Fake Outlaw biker may get your ass stomped.
    The only other group of people I would never want to get on the bad side of would be Masons.
    While they arent known for violence they can pretty much ruin you.

    • Green Thumb says:

      I think he should come out of this ok.

      I mean, look at that picture at the top of the thread.

      If that doesn’t say “I am tough”, what does?

  17. Ex-PH2 says:

    I think it’s high time this dude had a chance to prove hisself as a one-jump chump. I say we pool our resources, invite him to the nearest skydiving club, help him into the chute and help him out the door of the plane. As long as the plane is one the ground and not moving, he should be okay.

    Seriously, I would really like to see this dude do a real jump. Supervised, of course. Don’t want anyone getting hurt.