Lance Whipple pleads guilty

| May 6, 2016

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Brown Neck Gaiter sends us the news that our pal, Lance Whipple, who claimed to be a retiree of thirty years in the Air Force and a pararescueman, just pleaded guilty to possession of a firearm and ammunition by a felon in a Michigan court room;

Whipple court

According to the court documents, sentencing is scheduled for May 25th. I guess he won’t be accompanying his wife when she comes to West Virginia to prove to me that he wasn’t lying about his service with his forged DD214s.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Usafvet509 says:

    Splash. Out.

  2. C2Show says:

    Willing to be that his wife is in hiding now or has left him. She feels dumb for defending his lying ass.

    • Usafvet509 says:

      He’ll be a good wife to Thor, though

    • Joe Mama says:

      Oh I can hear it now…

      Thor: So, do you wanna be the husband or the wife?”

      Lancie: “Oh, the husband of course.”

      Thor: “Alright. Now, get over here and suck your wifes dick.”

  3. Hondo says:

    Has anyone contacted the prosecutor for Whipple’s case and tipped him off regarding Whipple’s lies about his military record? I fully expect this LSoS to play the “heroic vet” card at his sentencing. (See his bogus claims and the fake DD214s he provided to Jonn in the original article.)

    If the prosecutor is forewarned, he still has time to obtain official word from NPRC countering Whipple’s anticipated lies. Otherwise, Whipple and/or his attorney may successfully parlay false “heroic vet” claims into either probation or a reduced sentence from a sympathetic judge.

    If Whipple and his attorney try that, I’d love to see the prosecutor counter it with official documents proving otherwise – and then see the judge jam that false claim right up Whipple’s fat arse.

    • ChipNASA says:

      If Whipple and his attorney try that, I’d love to see the prosecutor counter it with official documents proving otherwise – and then see the judge jam that false claim right up Whipple’s fat arse.

      Thus properly preparing him for he upcoming incarceration.
      It will take both Bubba AND Thor at the same time to make good old Lance airtight.

    • Brown Neck Gaitor says:

      No comment.

    • Bobo says:

      I think that Jonn got that ball rolling soon after the arrest.

  4. Skippy says:

    The Turd that had his poor wife eating out of the Palm of his hand with his B.S.
    Another 30 day Shit-Bag down the drain

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    There is some justice, after all.

  6. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Hey Lance… hope you’re up on snarfing down some cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak with a healthy side of manmayo and nutbutter! Hopefully the judge gives you a long, long sentence to reunite you with Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny”…

    I wonder what your buddies at “The Commanders Club” think about you now, Felon?

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      BTW – Lance, you should brush up on your “two-hole ops” skills. You’re going to need them after May 25th…

  7. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    So Mr. Whipple is circling the drain like the turd he is finally….my oh my how beautifully Karma weaves her majestic tapestries that all might bask in the glow of her efforts…

    Or something like that…bye bye turd, see you in what 10-15 years? Oh and these would be actual years not days magically transformed by lies into years…

  8. What I find amazing is that, in the 6 &1/2 years of active duty in the USAF I did in the mid 70’s, I never met anyone that was a PJ or a Green Beret, LRRP, SEAL, MARSOC…not a one spec force type.
    Who I did meet tho, were a bunch of USAF & US Army maintainers & logistics personnel, hundreds of them(us)….but since I discharged from active duty, the same day John Lennon was shot…I have met more spec ops guys than the above personnel I had met on active duty.
    In the 80’s they were all snake eaters in “vet-nom” or at the Beirut barracks incident and then from the 90’s on they was cobra eatin’ desert dwellers or mountain goats or dodging sniper fire in Bosnia , like a noteworthy individual running for POTUS or the one who thinks he knows what the military is about because he went to some private school that had a military theme for spoiled rich boys to feel tough, but yet deferred not too do his obligation when Uncle Sam called out his selective service number.
    I don’t think I am the only one sic of these clowns,
    HEY my biggest accomplishment was getting the GCM and “maintenance safety man of the month” once, that’s still a bigger achievement than some bovine manure story of combat daring do-oh from some hack internet hero trying to pick up a lover with stories of false machismo.
    I think I just answered the question as to why their is so much stolen valor, if the leadership of the country are fakes, I guess it makes it now OK to say this type of BS with little to no fear of a negative stigma, all you have to say is “I mis-spoke and was confused” except amongst those of us who know about these things 1st hand.

    • Brian Trubee says:

      Thanks for doing your part. I was a PJ, but I was and am grateful for all the support guys- they signed on the dotted line, commited years of their life to making it all work, and watched all the spec ops guys get the recognition. If not for guys like you, we’d be walking to work rather than flying. Those HH-53s took about 35 man hours of labor for every flying hour. You guys rock. Thanks

  9. SFC D says:

    Say goodnight, dick.

  10. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Karma is a bitch, and she’s in heat.

  11. Brown Neck Gaitor says:

    For the record, he only pled guilty to Firearm possession by a Felon.

    The other three counts were nolle prosequi.

  12. ex-OS2 says:

    Cocksucker. I am confident he will be ass raped by the entire Ghetto Penthouse on day one.

  13. Open Channel D says:

    I believe we should have a name for these ass nuggets who a) claim super service (SpecOps, PR, etc), b) dupe their wife (wives, ala Chevy, and c) get a felony conviction.

    I call that the Triple Whipple.

  14. Jetboy says:

    His PO knows the story. I personally talked with him about it a week before his parole ended. Hoo Yah Whipple. You’ll have some time to think about this one!!!

  15. Bobo says:

    I wonder if this is enough to have him pulled from that quasi Naval Militia that commissioned him and have him a position of responsibility.

  16. bella38 says:

    Well the POS got off! No jail time. What does a person have to do to get jail time in Michigan? DUI; slap on the wrist, pretending to be Capt. in the AF; slap on the wrist, felony possession of a firearm; slap on the wrist…….