Ronald Montagna; phony SEAL

| May 29, 2016

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This fellow, Ronald Paul Montagna, was busted years ago at the old POW Network, and he’s decided that it’s safe to go back in the Stolen Valor waters down in South Florida, so you know motorcycles and a vest are involved;

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Here are some of his claims – he was captured by the Cubans, President Johnson presented him with a 48-star US flag – even though the flag had 50 stars on it for Johnson’s entire tenure. I don’t even know about the “rang his own bell” thing.

Montagna Claims

Anyway, the Navy remembers his career differently;

Montagna FOIA

Montagna Assignments

Six months and a few days – what a stud!

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Dave Hardin says:

    Will the last real American to leave Florida please bring the flag.

    Ronald Montagna is a phony bottom feeding piece of shit.

    Ronald Montagna is an embellishing shit stain.

    Ronald Montagna has a puss filled ego that has been festering for decades.

    Ronald Montagna can kiss my ass.

    May the Google Gods have no mercy.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Ronald Montagna is a shoo-in at All Points Logistics and The Dutch Rudder Gang.

    • NATO_CPO says:

      Ronald Montagna of Bradenton, FL is a phony bottom feeding piece of shit.

      Ronald Montagna of Bradenton, FL is an embellishing shit stain.

      Ronald Montagna of Bradenton, FL has a puss filled ego that has been festering for decades.

      Ronald Montagna of Bradenton, FL can kiss my ass.

      Ronald Montagna of Bradenton, FL is a smelly nut sack.

      Ronald Montagna of Bradenton, FL lies are larger then his tiny turds

      Ronald Montagna of Bradenton, FL slept 34 days away from his mommy’s titties.

      Dave Hardin – Hope you don’t mind me copy, cut & pasting. Always eager to help the Goddess of Google to out FAKE PHONY SEALS LIKE RONALD MONTAGNA OF BRADENTON, FL

  2. Hondo says:

    Six months and a few days – what a stud!

    Even better, Jonn – per the above, it looks like the overwhelming majority of that 6 months (29 October 1965 to 30 March 1966) was spent in the DEP. The record of assignments gives his enlistment date as 31 March 1966. Presumably that means he served on active duty for a grand total of 34 days – from 31 March 1966 to 3 May 1966, inclusive. That’s less than 5 weeks of active military service. Pretty sure that means he never finished recruit training.

    Wonder what he had to do to get discharged as an E1 after 5 weeks during the height of the buildup for Vietnam?

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      Bedwetting or mouth hugs on penises high on that list.

      Seriously, dude probably can’t even spell Coronado.

      I just wish that just ince, some of these dipshits went full potato and showed up at McP’s wearing that shit. Survivors would get to go through Hell Week until their hearts exploded.

    • Eden says:

      What? Even John Giduck has him beat?

    • Kat says:

      This is Mr. Kat, It isn’t possible that he completed Basic. When the Navy needed every swinging Di*k on deck, he must have had a NON swinging Di*k. What a POS!

  3. Ex-PH2 says:

    Could not make it through those brutal 10 weeks at Great Mistakes?!?

    He must have run into PN Fenstermacher and wilted at the very sight of her. That is a story in itself.

    It’s Sunday. I’m not gonna cuss — much.

  4. Just An Old Dog says:

    The Cocksuckery is strong with this one.

  5. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    He needs to have Bernath take him on an aerial tour of his home.

  6. Jarhead says:

    Absolutely NUTHIN’ says bad ass like a pair of Michael Jackson gloves with fingers sticking through the ends. That way he can pick his nose and scratch his ass. Another Hellofaman! They might have experimented on him with “every drug known to man” but I don’t see where they made him drink Mad Dog 20-20!

    BTW…Joan Kautz, Since you are looking forward to responses from us…..my guess is MANY are going to tell you about Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy. And you gotta be a Hellofastupidwoman. Ex-Ph2 might just come down and kick your dumb ass, you ignorant cunt.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Jarhead, I may be wrong, but I think Joan is seeking to corroborate the outlandish claims made by Ronald Montagna, not defend them. Again, I may be wrong.

      • Mick says:

        ex-OS2:

        Concur. I’m reading her letter the same way. I think that she’s throwing the B.S. flag on this guy, and looking for help to confirm that he’s lying.

    • Joan Kautz Ellis (aka the bitch that ain't afraid of Albert Adams fame) says:

      Jarhead,
      Thanks for the kind words, but I wrote in back in 2008, to out this turd boy. I did not believe it, but just wanted to make sure I was not being a “Hellofastupidwoman”
      And Ex-Ph2 is welcome at my home anytime. Perhaps we can laugh over some great words like TwatWaffle

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Ah! Joan Krautz ELLIS – I wondered what that was all about. It was simply a case of mistaken identity on Jarhead’s part.

        Forgive him, as we forgive all Marines, especially those who are hot tamales.

        I really do not think this long-lost Snaketurd could have lasted even a week in WAVES boot camp at Bainbridge.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          KAUTZ, not KRautz. I need a new keyboard. (Sigh.)

          • Joan Kautz Ellis (aka the bitch that ain't afraid of Albert Adams fame) says:

            I got the same fucking keyboard. Spit to much rum and coke on it laughing about Little Angel Albert Adams, the turd.

            • GDContractor says:

              This comment goes out to the TAH Cadre in general, perhaps Dave Hardin and Just an Old Dog in particular.

              I met a gal the other day who told me she went on a few dates with a guy who told her he was an Ex-SEAL. This was about 2 years ago.

              She told me his name and I looked him up on Facebook. None of his SEAL claims are public. Apparently he saves them for private messaging and/or over beer and fried cheese sticks.

              Anyone know a female on FB that would like to get the guy to go full retard (again)?

              • IDC SARC says:

                Just pose as a female.That would compound the hilarity.

              • Joan Kautz Ellis (aka the bitch that ain't afraid of Albert Adams fame) says:

                ohhhh ohhhh ohhh Pick me Pick me!

              • Ex-PH2 says:

                Here’s how you do this:

                You present yourself as Rondo Roman, EOD1/SO, one of the first female SEALs in existence. I can direct you to her history, because I know her personally. (Gigglesnort)

                As we all know, women ARE being allowed to qualify for BUD/S, as was announced some time ago, so this is not a stretch of the imagination to think they’ve already gone through, is it?

                Or you can just make shit up and try faking it.

                • Joan Kautz Ellis (aka the bitch that ain't afraid of Albert Adams fame) says:

                  Damn, I thought I could play a little snow flower, and oooooohs and ahhhhhhh when I find a grown man that has to piss on something to mark his territory.

                  • ex-OS2 says:

                    It will be a perfect faced, because you know, Ronald Montagna is a little special snowflake.

                • Ex-PH2 says:

                  I think that running into someone who swam around Antarctica twice and spent Hell Week on the beach in a thong bikini would be more interesting to him than a swooning butterfly.

                  • Joan Kautz Ellis (aka the bitch that ain't afraid of Albert Adams fame) says:

                    Through the magic of the internet either one or both at the same time are possible. Is there a TAH Oscar Award for Documentaries of Class A Fuckery?

                  • Ex-PH2 says:

                    Oh, yes – dropping the neckline of the blouse off one bare shoulder while sipping a sloe gin – no, not sloe gin. Hmm…
                    Ah! I have it! A vodka tonic w/lime that is mostly tonic while he’s inhaling a very strong stout with those fried cheese sticks.

                    And whoever is his audience is wearing a – what? GoPro? Or has a friend standing by with one? It’s bound to be comedy gold.

              • Ex-PH2 says:

                Fried cheese sticks?

              • Hack Stone says:

                Elaine Ricci isn’t too busy these days. If she is still alive.

      • Eden says:

        Thanks for the clarification. I was about join Ex-PH2. Glad to see that not every civilian woman out there automatically falls for garbage like Montagna’s.

      • Jarhead says:

        Joan…What a dumb ass I feel like! Please accept a belated apology for being out of line. No excuses, we don’t do them…..just an apology and a real thank you for your efforts. Not many females other than those already on here who would take the time to pursue the phony like you are doing. I would offer to kiss you ass, but I’m afraid you’d take me up on it. Good job, well done.

        • Joan Ellis says:

          NP Jarhead. I have been wrong before. Buy me a drink and remember to put the seat down and we are even.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          It has occurred to me that perhaps this dickless swing may not have liked wimmins and got caught. Whadday think? How ’bout we let him find Woz Germanian? I heard he and Tom are breaking up.

          • Joan Kautz Ellis says:

            Oh no, He is a dog. 100 percent, and if this was a private forum I would tell you things that would make what ever you are drinking come spewing out in laughter…the kind where you look at each other again and just start belly laughing, and someone in the room does the snort laugh.

          • Ex-PH2 says:

            Oh, dear. Maybe when this du-not donut hole is sent back to his burrow?

  7. Mick says:

    Is Senior Chief Shipley rolling in hot on this re-emergent target yet?

  8. Combat Historian says:

    Not a SEAL, more like a toilet bowl sealant to keep the shit in…

  9. ex-OS2 says:

    Cocksucker.

  10. Green Thumb says:

    Phildo and the boys ride again!

    I wonder if he rides in the “Big Turd” Keith Riley Keeton’s sidecar?

  11. HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

    Dude is a real deal “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior”! Probably broke his taint at Great Lakes and was booted out at that point (or he was caught sleepwalking, peeing the bed or booty banging someone over at RTC).

    Ronald Montagna – Phony Booty Banging SEAL

  12. GDContractor says:

    As you guys know, I’m no veteran…but I think I could wear a beret a bit more convincingly that this assclown. What a fucking joke.

  13. Skippy says:

    Many Years ago, I use to be a Gaming investigator in Vegas… I’ll Narrow it down to CARC, it’s money laundering and movement of insane amounts of money. every day I went to work I left with a pissed off attitude and at night when I came home I was laughing my ass off because of all the crazy stupid shit I’d
    seen that night, Just when you thought you’d seen it all,, another nut would top what had been done before 🙂
    that’s why I love this blog just when you thought you’d seen it all……. BOOM !!!!
    someone else steps up and does something crazier…

    BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    LMFAO !!!!!!!

    • HMC Ret says:

      Skippy: I’d actually enjoy hearing some of those stories.

      • Skippy says:

        You ever make it out to New Mexico or Arizona hit me up ?
        Or
        We maybe doing the holidays in Virginia this year and have friends up in Fredericksburg and
        Tappahannock and West Virginia the part close to D.C. Lots of driving for me… Lol…
        My uncle was in the entertainment business in Vegas until he retired finally this year
        His story’s the ones he’ll take about are crazy Lol…

        • Hack Stone says:

          How about a TAH Beer Summit in the DC area. Quite a few of us here. At least when I am not hiding out in my North Philadelphia tenement.

          • Skippy says:

            ????

          • Skippy says:

            Our push date is first week of December. I’m flying momma bear to Virginia and I’m driving her parents live in Charlotte CH. or why it so there for two days and then up north I hope outside of the beltway but I have to see some folks a Bethesda for a day and that I hope is all with them Lol…after that I’m freeeeeee
            ………..heeeeeee haawwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!
            Hooooooooah !!!!!!!!

            • Skippy says:

              It should have said I’m driving to her parents who live in Charlotte CH…
              HOLY CRAP I HAVE TO RESTART MY I-Pad

  14. NATO_CPO says:

    This guy represents himself as a Seal from (you guessed it boys and girls Group 2)
    He was outed back in 2008 on VeriSeal (RIP Veriseal), but social media was not was it is today. Joan’s father is buried at the new National Cemetery, and Montagna goes and plays Navy Swimmer wearing Tridents, and that pisses her off. So, if anyone knows anyone at the new National Cemetery in Sarasota, or the Bradenton, FL area Legion where he rides in Legion rides, or you just want to go visit his profile on Bikerspost and give him the attention he craves…https://www.bikerspost.com/profile/730/action_id/216871/show_likes/pages/help/contact

  15. USMCMSGT (Ret) says:

    It’s astonishing how they claim having secret jobs and say they can’t talk about specifics, but spend so much money on uniforms and other embellishments, followed with bullshit stories.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      The kicker would be to have a drinking contest and find out who can come up with the most outrageous BS story EVER.

      • Joan Kautz Ellis (aka the bitch that ain't afraid of Albert Adams fame) says:

        Just wonder if Phony Seals, have reunions. What would be the food of choice? My guess, and this is only a guess, would be Dirty Sweaty Donkey Dicks with Ranch on the side. Potato salad just would not make it in the story telling arena because of the intense crotch heat emitting from each of them as they tell their stories.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        Are you suggesting ass-flaming contests, JE?

        • Joan Kautz Ellis (aka the bitch that ain't afraid of Albert Adams fame) says:

          Au contraire Ex-PH2. I think the Phonies get all hot to trot on their own fairy tails. It is like porno to a 14 year old, they just can’t control the heat in their pants when they hear their own “What I survived” stories.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Ah! The ‘survived the Big One’ meme. Got it. I’m definitely in that debunking corner.

    • Mick says:

      Good one, MSgt! You shacked the target.

      “Everything I did was highly classified, and all of my records are sealed at the direction of the President. But now watch me prance around majestically in this ridiculous costume and run my mouth incessantly about all of my phony derring-do”.

      And why must The Stolen Valor Dress-Up Game always include berets and those silly leather vests covered in patches? Are those items mandated in The Stolen Valor Dress-Up Game uniform regulations?

      It’s all quite baffling.

      • Joan Kautz Ellis says:

        Perhaps a new edit for “How to be a Good Phony Soldier” under “Required Costumes…make that Uniforms”

      • USMCMSgt(Ret) says:

        It’s worth asking the question when talking to one: “So, dumbass? Answer this: If the team you were assigned to was classified and all the valor ribbons you’re sporting were too, how is it you’re able to talk about it?!” (…and when they look up and ponder for a bullshit answer, that’s the moment one delivers a throat punch)

  16. Joan Kautz Ellis (aka the bitch that ain't afraid of Albert Adams fame) says:

    This tiny swimmer got out with no VA Benefits, and can’t even do a VA loan. Why would that be if you were a Seal?

    • Skippy says:

      Don’t give the ???? any ideas Lol…
      The VA would give him a home loan before any of us got one ????

  17. Harry Nutz says:

    Is this the guy that Leonard Goethals got caught giving penile mouth hugs to?

  18. Sparks says:

    Shitbag!

  19. I wonder if he is a member of AMVETS #301, down there. They don’t give a ratsass how phony someone is; if they’ll get up off the annual dues money,they are “Good to Go”. If he then goes to the #301 AMVETS Riders chapter, they will only push him out if they are shown to have not back checked his story. He probably wouldn’t get into Phildos chapter of USMV MC because they are clear across the state, and he would have to find a trailer to borrow, and a minivan to pull it with before he could make that long 180 +/- mile trip.

    • Joan Ellis says:

      No, he pays his dues at the AmLeg Kirby Stewart Post 24. Also hangs at the Moose Lodge 2188 on Anna Maria.

      • Silentium Est Aureum says:

        American Legion, eh? I’m guessing his discharge was not of the honorable variety, but more of the Entry Level Separation variety, or the 1960’s variant thereof.

  20. HMC Ret says:

    He can make ‘someone pay’?

    My brother owes me $15. I could use his services.

  21. Roger in Republic says:

    Can anyone tell me the date that the National defence service medal became authorized for the Vietnam conflict. It seems to me that we received in in March of 1966 or there abouts. I noticed that he was not a recipient of that prestigious award. Perhaps one needed to complete recruit training to qualify. I was in school when it was passed out without formal fanfare. Perhaps the unit yoeman neglected to add it to shitstains’ 214 during his rapid checkout.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      We received ours at 8 weeks, two weeks before recruit graduation.

      • HMC Ret says:

        Joined in 68 and got mine upon graduation or very shortly thereafter. Don’t remember the exact time.

    • Hondo says:

      While it was eventually made retroactive until Jan 1961, the Executive Order initially authorizing the NDSM for Vietam (11265) was issued in Jan 1966. Your recollection of being awarded the NDSM in Mar 1966 squares with that.

      While the guy may technically rate the NDSM, he might not. He was a member of the USNR. Presuming his IET was part of his enlistment obligation in the USNR, if he got booted during IET he might not. Per DoDM 1348.33, Vol 2, the following type of service does not qualify for award of the NDSM: “Members of the Guard and Reserve Forces on short tours of active duty to fulfill training obligations under an inactive duty training program.”

  22. Green Thumb says:

    I also love the “tough guy” picture.

    This turd stinks so bad that I can smell him through the screen.

  23. Ex-PH2 says:

    I particularly like his claim of being captured by the Cubans. That must have been during his bout of penetrating the Bay of Twigs while that douchecanoe up on the hills above the missile silos hung by a thread, shooting aerial shots. We should get them together and find out who can tell the biggest lies. Maybe they’ll create their own black hole and get swallowed by it.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Captured by the Cubans? that’s right up there with my being captured by Jungle Pygmies when I got left behind in Paprika. NO SHIT, THERE I WAS…

      • Hack Stone says:

        My heart was captured by Cuba Gooding Jr.

        Not really, but I needed to post something funny.

      • Jarhead says:

        Damn API, never had any idea there were others like me who had been captured. Mine was when I go left behind by a 2,000 man Battalion in Oregano. They up and left me sitting in the middle of nowhere with a CFL, a fuel tanker, a Humvee, a chopper, two tanks, a pallet of urinals for the new GLBT heads, one canteen of water and six months of MRE’s.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          That’s pure BS, and you know it, Jarhead. I got the postcard you sent me from Camp Spartacus on the border between Kyrgyzstan and Kyrzakistan. You were begging me for money because the base ATM hadn’t been loaded in the past two hours.

        • Silentium Est Aureum says:

          And no pesos to toss into Shit River?

          You poor bastard.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        I thought you were captured in Smellialand. It was after the civil war, remember?

        Paprika split off from Smellialand in a squabble over the use of cumin and chilis. April Mae West was there with you. She told me all about it. Have you forgotten already?

        • Jarhead says:

          Smellialand, Kyrzakistan, Schmuckland, what’s the difference? So close to the Civil War, the memories are not all intact. Of course I fondly remember “hottie” May West, whom we named Cayenne Pepper after her for obvious reasons. My greatest memories was the foursome we had with Rosemary and Basil. Talk about a good thyme!!! Then there was the old sage who acted so peculiar, we eventually named him Nutmeg because of his odd behavior.
          And I DO remember begging you for money, after all. One of the native women named Safron claimed her tumeric was showing signs of being pregnant. I needed the money I was asking for to pay Dr. Rosemary to deliver a set of twins, which we named the Cloves. A lot of cumin around in those days, quite a lot thank you for reminding me.

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Maybe this brief tale will stir even more memories.

          https://youtu.be/z16gQeEtuyw

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        OH, I HAVEN’T EVEN BEGUN TO TELL Y’ALL about what happened to me in Krazykakastan, that happened after I escaped from my adventures in Paprika… NO SHIT, THERE I WAS..

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      Ronald “Phony bedwetting Seal) Montagna probably knew Che on a first name basis… and gets Christmas cards from Fidel and Raoul every year since his “capture”.

  24. Reb says:

    As mom would say SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE…I tend to agree.

  25. Mark (RM1USN, Rey) says:

    Paging Senior Chief Don Shipley, we have another one
    for you…..

  26. Lars Taylor's Narcissism says:

    I love to eat butt. It gives me the motivation for an ear to ear shit eating grin, the material to talk crap on this site, and to cause people to call BS on what I say.

    I mean, that one time I ran into Bill O’Reilly. He kept saying, “Baloney Mr. Taylor!” each time I tried to impress him with my superior education.

    As for Ronald Montagna, feel beat down by these folks? Don’t worry, call Lars the “Hammered Silly” at 678 BEAT so that we could whine together and enjoy misery loving company. We may not have the facts, but we could baffle them with BS!

    • Jarhead says:

      L. T’s. N……You can say F__K, you can say S__T, you can say P__S, you can say H__L, you can say DamN, you can say C__T, you can say HomO, you can say D__K…..but there’s one four letter word in particular that does not belong on this web site.

      L A R S

      Thank you. Thank you very much.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Lars Taylor’s Narcissism, I read over in the weekend thread that you had a rough day on Friday, is that true? Something about pink panties and Russian prisons….

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I keep thinking that if LTN really were a vet, dogs would bite him.

      Well, think about it for a minute!

      • Jarhead says:

        EX….not ours. Never would take a chance with ours getting mange from him.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        OK, then – you know what they do with fireplugs, right?

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          And for the record, I had a Scottie that did that to a guy I was dating. Had something to do with females and territory, I guess.

  27. Jarhead says:

    Tuesday will be a GOOD day to see who’s FIRST on this web site. FIRST, that is, with CONFIRMATION that someone somewhere in the media will be interested in running with this story.

  28. Jarhead says:

    Tuesday my ass! Just too pissed by this to let it ride. Just finished a short conversation with a lady who was closing the bar at the Am. Legion post in Bradenton, Fl. She was DEFINITELY interested and said she would have a copy of the info from TAH on the Commander’s desk waiting for him tomorrow. Their hours are listed on their web site should anyone else care to call. Phone number is (941) 794-3489.

  29. Jarhead says:

    Step # two…just spoke with another woman who was working at the Moose Lodge #2188 in Anna Maria, Fl. Seemed likewise CONCERNED about such a fraud and said she would pass T A H web site info on to the head of the Lodge as of Tuesday. Should anyone else care to call, the Lodge phone number is (941) 778-4110.
    If and when you do call, please do the same as I did and leave your own home phone number so they won’t think it is some anonymous crank caller.

    I AIN’T done yet!!!!!

  30. Joan Kautz Ellis says:

    Perhaps a short visit with the fine people here….http://www.cem.va.gov/cems/nchp/sarasota.asp

    • Jarhead says:

      Joan….this sounds like something YOU better than anyone else would be able to make something happen. Such as in “Warn them”. Careful, a lot of those gub folks think they know so much more than we do. Trouble is, once a misdeed has been done, rather than uncover it and admit fault, they do everything they can to let it pass. The requirements shown on the link you listed did not say “pathological liars are not eligible”. Nor did I see any type of discharge on the FOIA info shown. I’d be careful to inquire about this, maybe asking on behalf of a deceased father buried there and the respect he deserved. They may not want to give you much consideration, since the guy probably has not made an effort to secure a burial site for himself yet. It really can’t hurt to inquire and get direct to the point with your concern. Be CERTAIN to point out his misrepresentations of the past and the likelihood of his future lies to represent himself as one worthy of being buried in the same cemetery as your father. Above all, DO direct them to This Ain’t Hell and point out to them Jonn’s home phone number and home address are up on the thread running from left to right at the top of the page. ABOVE ALL, make certain you explain to them that we DO NOT ENJOY doing this. We will all be praying for you to pull this off and make us proud.

      • Jaon Kautz Ellis says:

        Jathead,
        Since my dad is there, I tried. Approached the Director with the information I provided Jonn. I was dismissed with a monotone voice, and I statement of “I look at this later” while not even looking at the papers and folding them and walking away.
        They have many many services, and often there are individuals interned who have no one to stand and honor the fallen or those that fought years ago and are now passing.
        Just as you thought when you first read my letter, I was trying to inform without going postal, There appears to be a “oh, she is a cray cray ex, and those are not even my papers” acceptance.
        There are ALWAYS families there that are visiting or have just lost a loved one….Not the best theater for a Full Blown Joani attack.

        • Joan Kautz Ellis says:

          yeah I wrote this twice because I thought the first one got swallowed as a sock puppet

      • Joan Kautz Ellis says:

        Jarhead,
        Been there- done that. I was dismissed in monotone, without the gentleman even looking at the papers. Just a generated guttural audio coming out of a man’s body that stated “I will look these over later”.
        Unfortunately, is not NOT against the law to be a first class or any other grade liar.
        And even though Montagna (I’ll just refer to him as SPERM, the tiny swimmer) has stated to several people over the years about when he was a Seal in Group 2, he has the sense NOT to say it at the cemetery.
        Since this is federal land, and a public place. attending peaceful meetings as part of an organization, or as an individual, even though masquerading as a Tiny Swimmer in not breaking any laws, or obstructing the proceedings at the cemetery.
        That is why I have come to the people of the Stolen Valor community.
        Why do I care?? My father is buried there, and he was honored by the local VFW with a complete Honor Guard, muffled drummer, and a Caisson that pulled his flagged draped coffin with 2 pure white horses. I have also attended several memorial services for families close to me, that lost family members that only came back in pieces and parts.
        I have always been a strong woman, with stronger convictions, but bottom line I am not one of you, and it makes me physically ill to see this POS there playing dress up.
        That is why I have reached out to the Stolen Valor community,

  31. omgitshim says:

    I hope what ever VFW, DAV or other veteran organizations down there are made aware of this POS. And omg i really hope the Patriot Guard who’s patch he is wearing takes him for a ‘real’ ride.
    Could not even hack the navy’s basic training….lmao
    More then likely he served with the flower power forces singing Kumbaya. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pr43ScAi18

  32. Jarhead says:

    Happened to look at the caller I. D. blinking and saw where there was a call from Am. Legion Post 24 about an hour ago; although no message had been left on the machine. Called them back and left a short message on the Post Commander’s voice mail. Recommended he call Jonn and gave him Jonn’s number even though it is on the thread at top of TAH page. At least they have attempted to follow through with the story. What happens now is hard to say. Maybe if some of the rest of you called and left a message showing your contempt for this fraud, the message would get even deeper into their administrative activities. Again, the post phone number is (941) 794-3489. Being this is Memorial Day, no doubt you’ll have to leave a message. Programs today will involve certainly all members of most every American Legion post. Thanks for your help. A bunch of calls from a bunch of TAH brothers will make all the difference and hopefully right a wrong. We OWE this little effort to our fallen brothers.

    • Jaon Kautz Ellis says:

      Thank you. Today I raise that pesky glass that everyone refers to as HALF FULL… Well let me tell you….the techie in me sees a glass that’s bigger than it needs to be, the gracious host in me sees a glass that needs a refill, the chronic flirt in me tips mine to you from across this cyber lounge with my sexiest wink,(and the shirt dropping off one shoulder (ala Ex-PH2 suggestion) but the realist in me says.. drink up, for this party will all be over way too soon. Cheers !

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      I got your vmail message. Thanks.

  33. FatCircles0311 says:

    Ronald Montagna A #1 King of Shitbags.

  34. Jarhead says:

    Ronald McDonald Maggotna Montagna…Run while you can. Tomorrow is not going to be a good day for you.

  35. kent says:

    Now they just need to cancel his VA Compensation for being a POW with PTSD