Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran

| August 27, 2016

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Someone sent us their work on this Thomas Magnum Reister fellow. He also goes by the name Thomas Riester. He’s in San Antonio, Texas, and he somehow convinced Service Dog Express to give him a service dog named “Connor”. This post used to quote from an article that the dog people wrote in which they claimed that Reister suffered “unimaginable things that only other Wounded Warriors could comprehend”. When we highlighted that, the dog people decided that they’d take the blame for it and they said that Thomas hadn’t told them that he was a combat veteran, that they made it up for their organization. OK.

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But they haven’t been able to explain how he wears this fugly Desert Storm Veteran cap everywhere, you know, seein’s how he’s not a veteran of Desert Storm;

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He’s been homeless at times since he left the Navy and he blames PTSD for his bad behavior, but I don’t know how much PTSD he has or which “unimaginable things that only other Wounded Warriors could comprehend” he’s seen. He spent three years in the US Navy from 1985 to 1988 (he left the service more than two years before Desert Storm) and another nine years in the Navy Reserves. He has no awards for any deployments to combat;

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The way I understand it, he does have some disabilities in regards to his legs and knees and he’s being treated by the VA, but those are not service-connected injuries.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Just An Old Dog says:

    Any word on how the first annual Tom-Dave-Rick BBQ and love fest went?
    I heard it was just one scruffy looking moron sitting under an underpass mumbling to himself and using a lighter to roast Vienna Sausages on a toothpick, flavored with ketchsup.

  2. Bobo says:

    Psul’s midnight rants were much more entertaining. I’m guessing that this guy is running somewhere between 70-90 on the IQ scale. At this point, engaging him on anything is just boring. He doesn’t have the mental capacity to understand most of it, and the responses that you are going to get are the same as if you engaged a kid in kindergarten.

    Using the three personas is a nice touch, but, it’s like asking your toddler who broke the lamp, and he blames it on an invisible friend. We all know Tom is all three posters, the admins know that they are all posting from the same IP address, but somehow, the lie seems reasonable and believable to him.

    At this point, the whole thing is just one big snooze fest. All we are going to see are the same playground retorts, the same stupid claims, and no admission of guilt.

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      Like I said before, Cat IV waiver to get to boot. They were still taking them in the mid-80’s.

      Poor bastard had to have taken every practice ASVAB in the recruiters office and still needed at least 3 tries to get a double-digit AFQT.

      And yeah, we had a couple of guys in my boot camp company who were literally rocks with lips. One guy had an 11. I shit you not. That translates out to roughly an IQ of 75.

      • jarhead says:

        Even at 75, that’s still nearly five times the I Q of Reister.
        At 700+ hits, did that make him the king, or did he ever get up to the Bernathy top?

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      But… does he sit in from of the computer in shit-stained spandex and type in a Thunderbird-fueled rant? There is only one that does that with dishonor – Psal/Palmer!

  3. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    THOMAS REISTER takes it in the keister!

    • Cheese Eater McBlobfish says:

      Thomas Reister, I know what you are going through, it happened to me. I tried fighting them like you are doing here. It didn’t work for me, it won’t work for you. Just Google “Dennis Howard Chevalier This Aint Hell”. I also had an ex-wife and ex-girlfriend hounding me, complaining about the same thing about me that your ex-wife is complaining about here. It took me four or five threads to get the picture. Resist the urge, just kiss their ring and do what I am doing. This advice just cost you a 7 pound block of cheese.

      Cheese,
      Dennis H. Chevalier

  4. HMC Ret says:

    Re the above, anyone know when the ASVAB replaced the GCTARI? I went in with the GCTARI. How does the GCTARI correlate with the ASVAB?

  5. Sandman says:

    Can someone tell this cat, and his Sockpuppets to sober up before commenting? I swear not only is it a visual disturbance, but I think I lost some brain cells trying to comprehend what was typed. Dude, put down the bong, and step away from the bar!

  6. Green Thumb says:

    A man like this generally winds up in a ditch….

  7. thebesig says:

    Thomas Reister,

    There are two words in this video that, if you apply them in real life regarding what is being talked about on this thread, your life would become so much easier. In fact, you would find that people around you would be more accepting of you and be more supportive.

    Here it is, pay attention:

    • Brt47 says:

      Oh my goodness Thebesig ROTFL….. You are going g to have to explain those words to him…his grandiosity can’t comprehend those words

  8. L#907732 says:

    Thomas Riester is one of the worst people I have ever met.

    • Brt47 says:

      So did you ligit meet him? If so..I’m sorry… But if it’s just that you met him on here…well I’m still sorry.

  9. Haha says:

    He is not a man, he is a coward

  10. Skippy says:

    So do we make 800 comments by 0600 ???

    • Brt47 says:

      Hey Fonda..so now we see the true Thomas form…he has shut up because it was said ” if you had a lawyer he would tell you to shut up” sooo either she really did tell him to shut up or he is doing what THEBESIG said in order to seem more believable… What ya think???kinda freaky..with all the men he is claiming to be..can we consider we were married to 5 men? Not just 1 ?

      • jarhead says:

        Fonda….PLEEEEEEASE…do we have SUCKER written on our foreheads? I’d think it was less a gamble to bet on Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa showing up together at a gay bath house in Moon Pie, Georgia with a dog named “Cooper”.

        Look for his next post on Craig’s List under: “People Who Want To Put Others On A Guilt Trip”

      • jarhead says:

        Best thing you can do is NOT bring that issue up. If you continue, he’s likely to sue both of you for bigamy!

      • thebesig says:

        The way he posts, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had nothing in his head but a toy monkey banging its cymbals. :mrgreen: Are we up to 800 posts yet? :mrgreen:

      • DAVE says:

        NICE TRY NO HEDID NOT HES BEEN WORKING ON A PROJECT FOR A FREIND AND DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TALK TO US TO TELL US WHAT HAS BEEN GOIN ON HERE BUT HE KNOWS NOW AND IS TALKING TO HIS LAWYER AGAIN SO GO TO HELL ASS WHOLES2!!!

  11. jarhead says:

    Poor woman whomever she was. Must have been a good person, however gullible. Hope she learned the Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, and her ex were one of the same. For her own sake and sanity I pray she NEVER lets her guard down and thinks that idiot she was married to will EVER change. Would be pretty hard for ANYONE to have any sympathy for her otherwise. Crap, she could find a better man in prison for sodomizing farm animals, having robbed a sperm bank, and bites his own fart bubbles in the bath tub.

  12. jarhead says:

    Good luck to her. This story has run its course and no one cares about the CLOWN any more.

  13. Skippy says:

    806 comments and counting
    Not bad ! ! ! !
    It hits a 1000
    I’m going to have to send Jonn a congrats cigar a Hoyo de Monterrey, talk about nice pull

  14. ex-OS2 says:

    Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran.

    Cocksucker.

  15. Amber Lamps says:

    Thomas Reister’s credibility contacted me.

    • Just An Old Dog says:

      Think someone is pulling your leg Fonda. Amber Lamps was the name given to the hot chick on the “AC transit Bus fight” video on you tube years ago

    • Brt47 says:

      Let us in on your credibility…..bet you won’t…cause there was no contact..

      • Amber Lamps says:

        Someone call the amber lamps/someone get the amber lamps. The guy in the above video got his ass beat, just as Thomas Reister’s credibility got its ass beat here (smile).

  16. ex-OS2 says:

    Tommy?

  17. ex-OS2 says:

    Thomas Reister, you are not a combat wounded veteran.

    Cocksucker.

  18. Skippy says:

    824 and counting not bad

  19. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Thomas Reister still takes it in the keister… with a smile on his face!

    • DAVE says:

      AND U CAN KISS MY KEESTER U SICK LOOSER BET U TOOK IT IN THEKEESTER WHEN U WERE YOUNG THATS WHY U CANT WALK STRAIT.

      • 3/17 Air Cav says:

        Deciphered Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring says:

        AND YOU CAN KISS MY KEESTER YOU SICK LOSER I BET YOU TOOK IT IN THE KEESTER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG. THAT IS WHY YOU CAN’T WALK STRAIGHT.

        Still a dumb Ass!

        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          Two-hole Tom/Dingleberry Dave are still at it… if “he” would stop posting and lying about his past, it would slowly fade away here at TAH (but the Interwebs are forever).

  20. DAVE says:

    HEY U BUNCH OF STUPID ASS WHOLES DONT U GOT NOTHIN BETTER TO DO THEN TO TRASH TALK A GOOD MAN WHEN HES DOWN? GET A LIFE LOOSERS AND TAKE THIS CRAP DOWN OR ELSE.

    • 3/17 Air Cav says:

      Dave/Tom……….I knew you would be back. The only thing coming down are your drawers when you take it in the ass! You dumb,illiterate douchbag!

    • IDC SARC says:

      “DONT U GOT NOTHIN BETTER TO DO”

      Personally, I have plenty to do, but there’s always the .03 seconds necessary to laugh at you and your ilk available. Carry on.

    • 3/17 Air Cav says:

      “Trash talk a good man when he’s down” I got news for you Sparky, this is the high point of your life! It’s going to get worse!

      Dumb Ass

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      What’s wrong TOM/TOMMY/DAVE? Can’t stand the attention? You’re not a combat vet, never served in Vietnam and you’re a LOSER.

      And you still take it in the KEISTER, with a smile on your face!

    • Brt47 says:

      Kinda funny how nobody had been commenting….but Dave comes back to stir crap up again…gotta love it… And if he is in a “bad way” it’s all his own doing..

    • nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

      Actually NO, I have nothing better to do. It’s fun watching jersey like you scream for attention and then squirm around like a little girl when you get it.

      Look me up when you’re in Slammintonio – I’ve never seen an actually walking and talking piece of shit in person before…

      • nbcguy54ACTUAL says:

        JERKS not jersey…you can’t read anyway so WTF…

      • RICK says:

        HE AINT IN SAN ANTONIO (U SPELLED IT WRONG AGAIN DUMASS) I ALREADY TOLD U THAT DUMASS WHY DONT U TALK TO ME LIKE THAT BIG BOY ILL SHOW U A ASS WHUPPIN LIKE UR MOM USED TO GIVE U SHE STILL OWES ME MONEY TIME TO PAY UP B***H!

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      *YAWN*, You again, LOSER? You really BORE the shit out of me.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Tommy,

      For the love of God and all of humanity, please enroll in a remedial grammar and spelling class.

      By the way, go fuck yourself.

      • RICK says:

        U SAID THAT ALREADY LIKE 10 TIMES GET SOME NEW JOKES UR OLD AND WORTHLESS JUST LIKE UR OLD SAGGY GRANNIESL ON UR CHEST NOW GO MAKE MELUNCH IM HUNGY

        • The Stranger says:

          Still can’t spell, huh, Keister? Let me find you motherfucker, I’ll put an ass whopping on you that Pine-Sol won’t take off. Keep fucking around, you’ll cross paths with the wrong guy and you’ll end up wishing that your mom would’ve swallowed…

        • OIF '06-'07-'08 says:

          Google Translation=”What A Retard”

        • ex-OS2 says:

          Have you? It is painfully obvious that you have not enrolled in a remedial grammar and spelling class Tommy.

          Is RICK the name of your last trick behind the dumpster? You know, since your name is Tommy and all. Sort of strange to call yourself RICK, so I assume RICK has some special place in your heart or ass, not sure really.

        • TOM'S ROID'S says:

          HEY GET OUTS OF MY ASS IM DA ONLYS TOMS

  21. OWB says:

    Not getting enough attention lately, eh Tom? No other reason to reprise a long dead topic.

    So sad that you would rather have negative attention than no attention at all. Sick is what it is.

  22. Ex-PH2 says:

    It’s strange, isn’t it? How obviously desperate tommie-boie is for attention, so desperate that he spends time looking for any mention of his name(s) on the net.

    Y-A-W-N!!!

  23. jarhead says:

    With this idiot suddenly posting again at 6:47, 6:59, 7:01, and 7:03….guess the library has reopened? He shows sign of passing a record by a Berkeley intellectual (ask, he will tell you) a while back. He is no doubt seeking to be known on the Internet again; thinking he has achieved something. Thirteen days left in the month, Mr. Multiple Personality. Did you run out of your meds already?

    • Claw says:

      He started out with a 6:46 post. Don’t forget the 6:46 post or he won’t get the full attention he so desperately craves.

      Still trying to figure out the math on Dave’s claim of Thomas being a Vietnam veteran when Kiester is only (at most) 50 years old.

      Have used up a full ream of scratch paper and a dozen #2 pencils so far on that one.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      He must be doing a Bernath when it comes down to earning money… likes to work the two hole behind the local Qwickie-Mart (next to the broken telephone booth).

      • RICK says:

        UR MOM TAUGHT U HOW HEH?

        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          Hey Rick the dick/two-hole Tommy… take the dick out of your mouth when you post on this blog.

          You’re butt buddy THOMAS REISTER is not a combat veteran, did not serve in Vietnam and suck cock.

  24. Slickwillie says:

    Apparently I was late to the party. If Mr. Thomas M Reister is going thru a tough time, he must have brought it on himself because there is NO ONE from his past who can touch him. Mr Midas touch likes to walk away from anyone who learns what he is really like. If you’re having a tough time, Dave, go look in the mirror and you will find the cause of your set back.

  25. Brt47 says:

    Ya know the old story…the big bad wolf huffed and puffed but couldn’t blow that last house down…Thomas is out of breath.. Dave has to talk for him..

  26. Green Thumb says:

    Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran but he is a real deal, certified and All-Points Logistics verified turd.

  27. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Hey yeah, he DID kinda say he was gonna get TAH shut down. Others have tried and ALL OF THEM have failed.

  28. THOMAS REISTER'S ASS says:

    ME NOW SHOW MESELF IN ALL KAPS ME THINK IT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE BADASS WHILE ME REALLY LOOOK LIKE LOOZER MORON. ME NOW *DUUUUUUHHHHHHHH*

  29. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Thomas Reister continues to take it in the keister… with a smile on his face!

  30. jarhead says:

    That does it; I’m for setting up a GoFundMe account for him. He needs it to buy fire extinguishers for his pants. So who’s gonna explain this to him?

  31. Green Thumb says:

    New day; new time.

    And Thomas Reister is still a turd.

    Go figure.

    One would assume with that All-Points Logistics paycheck he would be stepping up….

  32. THOMAS REISTER'S ASS says:

    OK, ME BACK AND SHOW SELF BY TYIPING IN ALL KAPS AND THIMK IT MAIK ME LOOK TUFF I NOW SAY *DUUUUUUHHHHHH*….

    • RICK says:

      VERY FUNNY D**K HEAD U SHOULD DO STAND UP IT PROBALY PAYS MORE THEN UR CURRENT JOB SUCKING D**KS AT THE TRUCK STOP FOR CRYSTLE METH DONT U STILL OWE THE DR FOR BURNING OFF THE HERPES ZITS FROM UR ASS WHOLE?

      • THOMAS REISTER'S ASS says:

        YEAH ME DO IT AGAIN AND ME STILL LOOK SMARTER THAN YOU WHILE ME TRYING TO LOOK DUMB ME CAN NOT MAKE SELF DUMMER THAN YOU IF ME TRY YOU LOOZE AGEN

      • jarhead says:

        Rick, Thomas, Dave…or who the hell….Your friend D**K HEAD probably SHOULD get the Herpes zits burned off his anus. Sorry Mr. Whoeverthehellyouare, I forgot you could not spell or comprehend. Change the word anus to ASS WHOLE….that way, presumably you can comprehend it. By now we all know herpes could be spread orally. When you used to earn money by licking ASS WHOLES for a living at Tyrone’s Discount Truck Pavilion, you licked so hard you swallowed a complete turd. During which, you gave an oral case of Herpes to D**K HEAD. Thanks a lot you damned tongue monster.!

      • 3/17 Air Cav says:

        Rick/Tom…….one thing you know nothing about is a “Current Job” it’s common knowledge, you haven’t had one in years!

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          I don’t think he’s even capable of being a Janitor.

        • jarhead says:

          Damn, 3/17 A C…starting to realize the night shift is bigger than I thought. Remember when Comrade Poodle Dik was also a member?

          BTW, have you heard any rumors about Thomas trying to get into show business? Someone told me he was doing his damndest trying to fill in for Linda Lovelace when she retired. His first full length pRon movie was titled, “Reister On Easter, takes it in the keister while Peter Rabbit says it’s always been his habit!”

          • 3/17 Air Cav says:

            Jarhead…..Yes, I remember Poodle Dik! I have never responded to any comment he ever made. Just a total waste of my time.

      • TOM'S ROID'S says:

        FUCK YOU JACK ASS IM TOM STOP ACTING LIKE ME

    • TOM'S ROID'S says:

      WHAT THE HELL YOU SOUNR BE HERE UNLESS YOU TYPE LILE ME

  33. Slickwillie says:

    What I want to know is how Mr multiple personality goes from “let’s bury the Hatchett and all be friends” one day, to name calling the next? Could it be he’s a narcissist with an ego complex that is NOT A WOUNDED COMBAT VETERAN?

  34. TheCloser says:

    Still waiting for a ‘Hero’ story Thomas Reister.

    • Brt47 says:

      He has no stories.. except the lies he is telling. Poor lady he is with… He has the wool pulled over her eyes. THOMAS RIESTER Is not a wounded war hero.

  35. Green Thumb says:

    Comment 801 = Thomas Reister is still a turd.

  36. Onoudidnt51 says:

    There was a woman who saw a picture of a her ex with his new love interest and she thought “wow, this woman looks so nice” and she wished there was some way she could warn the woman about the man. You see, this man lied to everyone in his life. And he made everyone feel sorry for him because he is good at that. And he told all kinds of lies about how he had been mistreated by people in his past, how his exes cheated on him and kicked him to the curb (which were all lies). But this nice woman, his new love interest couldn’t see it. She beleived the man because the man is a good liar and makes you think he isn’t lying. He goes to great lengths of manipulation and lies to show you he isn’t lying. And the ex is sad because she knows what this woman is going to have to go thru after the man builds her up, makes her think he can’t live without her, makes her feel like she is different than all the rest. She knows that the man will never live up to what he has promised. She knows the man will turn and start caring only about himself and will pout when he doesn’t get what he wants, and worst of all, he will start to not care about her feelings, or what makes her happy. Of course, he will look like he is doing that, but deep down inside, where it really counts, he will only care about himself and he will lie. Becasue that is what he has done thru 3 marriages already. And when she is done trying to make him happy, trying to keep the relationship together, done listening to empty promises, she will have no choice but to walk away from him. And he will blame her and say she cheated (which she didn’t ever) and she will wish that she never met him. And he will go on and find another nice woman (because he’s a predator) and he will cut all ties from his previous friends and family (but he will make it look like he hasnt because he is a master manipulator) and start lying again that he was cheated on and hurt by his ex (which will be her: the nice woman). And then she will see a picture of his new love interest and realize that this story never ends. But it has to end for her and she will shake her head because the new one won’t believe the truth that this mam lies, even if people show her the truth she won’t beleive it. And AL the exes are sad because they know, yes they know the truth that they had to find out the hard way. The exes say good luck to the new woman because she is going to need it.

  37. jarhead says:

    HMCS (FMF)ret………Finally I realize you did in fact know what you are talking about with regards to this character. He DID after all take Linda Lovelace’s place in the pRon industry. On a movie marquee last night I saw in a story about “Reister Takes It In The Keister”, movie title..Deep Doo Doo

    • Green Thumb says:

      Word.

      Now super-impose Phildo’s face and you have reality.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      I would guess that he likes when his “customers” finish off by giving him a “dirty sanchez”.

      THOMAS REISTER continues to take it in the keister… and queefs “Ode to Joy” while walking down the street pushing his shopping cart!

  38. TOM'S ROID'S says:

    IM NUMBER 111
    I HAVE MORES COMENTS HERE THEN ANYBODY

  39. IDC SARC says:

    I’m here bright and early testing SWCS students, but there’s always time to pop in and say:

    Thomas Reister is not a combat wounded veteran.

    Your tax dollars at work.