Eric Robert Purdy; phony SEAL

| August 30, 2016

Eric Robert Purdy

Eric Robert Purdy was paroled from the Utah State Prison system in 2013 after serving time on a theft by deception beef according to Deseret News. Even though he’s unemployed, he somehow manages to drive a 2017 Toyota Camry as well as pay for his daily expenses. Parole officials discovered that he had approached a veteran charity claiming to be a retired Navy SEAL.

Agents checked his laptop computer and found child pR0n – he had coached a girl’s soccer team earlier this year.

Upon closer inspection, the parole officer also found “four military certificates that appeared to be forged; as they indicated various achievements within the United States Marines, and the United States Navy Special Forces, under the rank of captain; which is concerning because Mr. Purdy was never in the Marines or the Navy, but instead in the Army for one year before being discharged for legal reasons in 1998,” the warrant states.

Purdy was given an “other than honorable” discharge, according to the affidavit.

An inspection of his two cell phones found that he had sent text messages identifying himself as a US Marshal. Purdy had his parole revoked and he’s cooling his heels in jail.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Hondo says:

    Stolen Valor – here, once again it’s only the rancid cherry sitting on top of a sh!t-sundae.

    Oh, and Bubba says: “He sure got a Purdy mouth.” (smile)

    • HMCS(FMF) ret. says:

      I bet that Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” are really enjoying giving the “Purdy” boy a lot of cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak.

    • desert says:

      They need to take “puddy” and make dents about his head and shoulders until he wakes up!

    • Reb says:

      Theft by deception is one of WITTLESS DALLASSCLOWNS pending charges. FUND ME for money to retrieve SSGT. JAMES M. RAYs remains from Vietnam. He deleted it but screenshots and emails he sent me, after I scammed his ass and told him TAH are a bunch of liars.
      He fell for it hook, line and sinker. He’s drowning and non CPO Bernasty can’t throw him a life preserver to save him.

      I FAKED YOU OUT AND THEN YOU EMBELLISHED YOUR MILITARY SERVICE EVEN MORE. AIRBORNE ARMY RANGER, BLACK BERET TAUGHT, FLYING AIRPLANES AND HELICOPTERS, LIASON, and teaching Vietnamese soldiers to use weapons. Your such a POSUER CLOWN….

  2. ex-OS2 says:

    Cocksucker.

  3. Combat Historian says:

    Motherfucker du jour…

  4. jarhead says:

    Purdy is Purdy damned stupid and Purdy damned slick at the same time. With all the shit he pulls, it’s Purdy obvious he misses “someone” back in the joint. Paroled back in 2013 and coaching a girls’ soccer team in 2016, with all the rest of his hijinks, this con is apt to be doing ANYTHING once he needs a break from daily seat penetration by bubba and Thor….the two loves of his life. Something about that look on his face that says he looks extremely honest….to a blind man. It would not surprise me to see him not only running for political office one day, but to see him elected in a landslide. Give the dude credit…this is one VERY accomplished liar. His credentials make him the kind of person who would be right at home with others of his own kind if elected. For that matter it would not shock me to see him receive several million write-in votes for Prez.

  5. Claw says:

    I’m sure the purdy jokes will be stretched out in this posting.

    Also wondering if the claim of “captain” is as a Marine or Sailor.

    41 year old Marine Captain – somewhat believable.

    41 year old Navy Captain – not so believable.

    Let the jocularity commence.

    • GDContractor says:

      In the “United States Navy Special Forces” no less.

      I’m just a dumb hick from Texas that never served, but….

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      19 years to make Captain ain’t so out of the realm of believeability.

      His making body fat limit? Yeah, not so possible.

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    Where there’s smoke, there is frequently a fire running underground. At least this one has been shut down, but good.

  7. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Gunny Driveway is wondering if they need a new coach.

  8. Thunderstixx says:

    Soooo….
    Purdy Deep Throat gets another chance to prove his love for his cellmates !!!

  9. Guard Bum says:

    Thankfully, most career criminals are effing stupid. I think that in addition to stolen valor having a strong correlation to other criminal behavior it would be interesting to see the statistical link between failing to complete service obligations and future criminality.

  10. 26Limabeans says:

    “Mr. Purdy is on parole for both theft and forgery charges, and had experience working as a digital designer.”

    Well, digital designer it is.

  11. Sparks says:

    Shitbag!

  12. Green Thumb says:

    Fucking ticklemonster.

    I wonder if he has reached out to Lori Benton yet….

    I saw the word “beef” up top. I assume it was a typo. But in all actuality, I bet this dude has some experience or will have some experience here shortly with some “beef”.

  13. CB Senior says:

    Another “Victimless” Stolen Valor crime.

    It looks like Mr. Purdy’s morale is low. I think he needs a GOOD morale party for him in prison.

  14. SKYJUMPER says:

    Pick up lines Mr. Purdy will hear in the joint.

    If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, i’d store my nuts in you.

    Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

    Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

    If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what’s behind it.

    Well, aren’t you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

    Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.

  15. Starbux says:

    Let this slimy shit rot in hell.

  16. lily says:

    The left wing media would blame it on the Army.

  17. Wilted Willy says:

    Scumbag! Rot in Hell!!!

  18. Skippy says:

    POS HEMROID…
    DAMN TURD…
    May Kama Bless you

  19. IDC SARC says:

    “United States Navy Special Forces”

    …yeah, moving right along

    • mr. sharkman says:

      Yeah. AS IF.

      I mean, can you even imagine what a nightmare hair gel would be when combined with a beret?

      Fvck that noise.

  20. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Now he’ll once again get to hear the words “PICK UP THAT SOAP, BITCH!” on a daily basis.

    Fungus-headed roach turd.

  21. Reb says:

    I can’t believe there are so many POSUERS and this one does it again? Maybe he likes prison. Three meals, a cot and lots of sex…