James Richard Lyons; reanimated

| September 6, 2016

James Richard Lyons (3)

Here’s what we wrote about James Richard Lyons almost three years ago;

Scotty sends us a link to his work on James Richard Lyons, who used to drive “The Wall That Heals” across the country. He tells stories about his four tours of Vietnam where he lost part of his foot and part of his shoulder while he was a SEAL and Force Recon Marine. He tells of the time, as a Marine he charged up Hamburger Hill (he spells it hamberger and it was a 101st Airborne Division operation). He wears Silver Star, Bronze Star and Purple Heart and Gunnery Sergeant patches on his vest (that’s him…in the photo above). He claims service in Vietnam from 1964 – 1968.

Well, it turns out that Lyons did a year and change in the Navy and left as a seaman apprentice (E-2);

Lyons FOIA

Besides driving The Wall That Heals around the country, Lyons is currently a VFW Post Commander in Opp, Alabama. Even the fake veterans/humans at Veterans Today spotted Lyons as phony.

But, you should read the whole story at Scotty’s place.

Well, we got word that Lyons died last week…but apparently he’s all better now.

James Richard Lyons

The circle of life. If I can get blamed for when they die, can I take the credit when they reanimate?

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Wow… brought back to life!?!? He must think that his past disappeared when he “died”, and now he can start lying again?

    Sorry JAMES RICHARD LYONS, you’re still a STOLEN VALOR shitbird!

  2. Forest Green says:

    Well, he’ll need a new name;

    Lyon Dick comes to mind.

  3. Redacted1775 says:

    He walked it off…

    • Hack Stone says:

      A double dose of Motrin from Doc will fix anything.

    • jonp says:

      With a hearty but somber “I got this”. dickhead. I and my wife have had the privilege to stand guard at The Traveling Wall on several occasions. If I had known this I would have been honored to bitch slap that asshat and drive the truck myself

      • Thunderstixx says:

        I’m with you, I ran a couple of Traveling Wall PGR Missions to locations here in Texas and once in Wisconsin and would have liked to have known this information.
        That is such an insult to the men that perished in that war to have this fuck steal their valor…
        Fuckwad…

    • Bill M says:

      But the doc said “Take two aspirin and reanimate in the morning….”

  4. GDContractor says:

    He anti-self-murdered? That is so fucking awesome!

    //and Dave Hardin almost had me believing that atheism stuff

    • Dave Hardin says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHA, take anything I say with a health dose of cynicism. Or, do what Jonn has perfected and just ignore me.

      Scotty Priest pulled the same kind of shit on us. So, as it is in scripture with:

      The widow of Zarephath’s son
      The Shunammite woman’s son
      The man raised out of Elisha’s grave
      The widow of Nain’s son
      Jairus’ daughter
      Lazarus of Bethany
      Tabitha
      Eutychus
      Jesus, of course
      Hoards of dead were resurrected in mass and roamed the city for days. I don’t have all their names.

      Resurrection seems to have been rather common place back in the day. Maybe Lyons and Priest are prophets of the end times.

      • Bill M says:

        Crap, maybe he’s a zombie now!

      • Sandman says:

        Old Scotty Priest didn’t think I would call the jail when he claimed he was hacked while incarcerated. They said they ain’t seen his drunk ass since Christmas for 2 hours. He blocked me after that,,lol

  5. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Bernath will be so disappointed that dipshit here self-resurrected.

    That’s okay. He’s still a dipshit, as is the VFW post that STILL hasn’t kicked his ass to the fucking curb.

  6. SFC D says:

    Well shit. Now we got zombie posers.

  7. Ex-PH2 says:

    Wow. I’m impressed with the ability of the Wall That Heals to do such things for mortal men!

    Well, I personally prefer the Moving Wall, so here’s their schedule if anyone is interested.
    http://www.themovingwall.org/current_schedule.html

  8. IDC SARC says:

    They spelled semen wrong on his paperwork.

  9. OldManchu says:

    Brian Culp wants to be as awesome of a poser as Lyons is. But he knows it will take time and patience.

  10. ex-OS2 says:

    Cocksucker.

  11. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Now that he’s “back from the dead”, will he run around claiming to be Jesus Christ? I wouldn’t put it past him.

  12. 68W58 says:

    If I can get blamed for when they die, can I take the credit when they reanimate?

    Gene Wilder Walt!

    • 68W58 says:

      Well, there were supposed to be some fake html tags in there indicating on and off “bad British accent”.

  13. Jay63B says:

    Hey he will be in my me know of the woods in November. Springfield, TN. Might make for a good trip.

  14. 2/17 Air Cav says:

  15. B Woodman says:

    So, if he’s been (self) declared dead, if he (a-hem) “disappears”, will he be missed?

  16. Combat Historian says:

    Alternate Title: The apprentice semen who charged up “Hamberger Hill” and came down a zombie turd…

  17. Hack Stone says:

    Talk about resurrecting a dead thread.

  18. Poohbah, Lord High Everything Else says:

    He didn’t die. He was turned into a newt.

  19. from recon marine ? to being a seal ? to be the only marine at hamburger hill ? to being the resurrected messiah of douchbaggery…could be a movie in their somewhere ?
    I find it fascinating the guys who get the boot seem to want to be spec ops secret squirrel types to cover up their lack of character…you can’t make this shit up and expect to get away with it ! when you try to pull it front of actual veterans

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Kinda like the dirtballs that get booted from Basic for bedwetting and go home saying they got booted for beating up a DS, I once worked with a joker who told me that and I couldn’t quit laughing while I looked him right in the eye.

  20. Green Thumb says:

    This dude just needs to be flushed.

    Turd.

  21. Just An Old Dog says:

    How is this cocksmoker still a post commander in the VFW? He should have been launched years ago.
    I know in all fucksureity that if I was a regional commander in a VSO and I had a local commander accused of this shit there would only be two out comes.
    I would conduct an independent investigation and pull his records myself from St Louis.
    He’d either be kicked out or this blog would be made to pull the post. No in between.

    • Pinto Nag says:

      “…or this blog would be made to pull the post…”

      Good luck with that. I mean that sincerely. Do you know how many doofii have attempted to MAKE Jonn take down a post? No, really…good luck with that.
      BWAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!

  22. Sparks says:

    Thinking of old westerns after posting on the Hugh O’Brian thread, I say that Lyons, the Lyin’ Old Dick is still, “Wanted: Dead or Alive”. 😀

  23. Hack Stone says:

    If this guy can come back from the dead, there is still hope that Elaine Ricci may return.

    #FakeLivesMatter!

  24. mr. sharkman says:

    I loved reading the account of the encounter between this POS and 2 Gentlemen.

    ‘Lyons pushed John off of the running board of his truck and came out swinging a Ka Bar…’

    Yes, because every Frogman and/or Recon Marine always starts off the conversation knife in hand.

    WTFO?

    Knives are absolutely no fun. The completely ruin a good, enjoyable brawl, beat-down, tussle, crochet match, you name it.

  25. TOM says:

    U GUYS R A BUNCH A ASS WHOLES AND STILL DIDNT TAKE DOWN ALL THOSE LIES ABOUT TOMMY..THIS SIGHT IS STUPID BULL SH*T U ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE ALREADY DAM!!!!

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Wrong thread cocksucker.

      I see you have not enrolled in a remedial grammar class.

    • SFC D says:

      Tom, you’re the whole ass

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Hey, TOM! Stop sucking Tommy off and tell him he’s a shitbird… cocksucker!

      • RICK says:

        THOSE R BIG WORDS FOR A LITTLE GUY LIKE U DID UR MOTHER TEACH U TO TALK LIKE THAT DO U KISS HERWITH THAT MOUTH????

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Wrong thread fuckhead, you’re getting stupider by the day!!

    • DAVE says:

      I KNOW WHO I AM AND WHRERE IM SUPPOST TO BE AND THIS IS IT JUST FACE IT LOOSERS WE R UR WORST NIGHTMARE AND UNTIL TOMMYS WEBSITE IS TAKEN DOWN WERE NOT GOIN ANYWHERE! U ASS WHOLES PICKED THE WROG VETEREN TO F*** WITH THIS TIME TOMMY HAS SEEN ALL THIS STUFF AND IT AINT GONNA BE PRETTY IF HE FINDS ONE OF U DIMWITS. I WOULD TAKE ALL THAT STUFF DOWN JUST FREINDLY ADVISE ID TAKE IT IF I WERE U TOMMY DOESNT MESS AROUND ANYMORE. THIS IS JUST A NOTICE.

      • RICK says:

        HAH YEP I GOT ON TOMMYS BAD SIDE ONCE AND I REGERT IT A LOT HAD TO DO A LOT OF GOOD WORK TO GET BACK ON HIS GOOD SIDE TELL IT BROTHER.

  26. TOMDAVRICK says:

    THERE R MANY OF US WE ARE LEGION (of cocksuckers)