Derek Alldred; Phony SEAL

| November 9, 2016

Derek Alldred

OC sends us a link from KARE11 about this guy, Derek Alldred who has pretended to be a Navy SEAL, a lawyer, a student and a professor depending on the woman he’s trying to impress.

KARE 11 Investigates has identified eight women who say Alldred made up false identities, lied to them and gained access to their finances. In some cases they claim they didn’t realize who he really was until he had taken them for thousands of dollars.

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Richard Peterson’s story seemed to add up. She showed KARE 11 the Navy SEAL uniforms he left at her house, the awards and medals. He had a Purple Heart and a Silver Star, she says he told her were from eight tours in Iraq and Afghanistan.

He pretended to be a former financial planner who planned them right out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Law enforcement officials admit credit card fraud can be tricky to prosecute, in part because according to the law, the true victim is the credit card company. Those companies usually don’t want to press charges.

Well, if they really wanted to jam him up, they could always use those Stolen Valor laws to prosecute him and keep him locked up until they finish their investigations. Here are some of his mugshots;

Alldred mugshots

You should read the whole article. The guy is real dirt ball.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. John D says:

    Bryan Cranston could easily play him in the movie (from the mug shots).

    It’ll be a Canadian production I hear….?

  2. Doc Savage says:

    Wit….this shit nugget is in MY area??

    Oh…let the games begin….

    • Mick says:

      You’re cleared hot. Give him all of the attention that he seeks. And then some.

      This poser is really going big: he’s wearing Navy Captain’s rank, a SEAL Trident, an EOD badge, and he’s wearing the Navy Command at Sea pin over his right breast pocket, indicating that he’s currently the Commanding Officer of a Navy unit.

      This idiot needs to be crushed and locked away before he causes harm to any other women.

      • Hondo says:

        And a Master EOD badge at that.

        • Mick says:

          Roger; thanks. I didn’t catch that.

          Has anyone popped a red star cluster over into Senior Chief Shipley’s grid square about this idiot yet?

          Methinks that this assclown needs some personal attention from a genuine SEAL as soon as possible.

        • Mayhem says:

          Wait, No ScubaSniper Badge? It doesn’t sound like he’s trying very hard to me? How about Underwater Mortar Team Leader?

        • Paul Bellanca says:

          Actually, it’s a Navy Officer EOD Badge, the Master Badges (enlisted) are silver, so at least he got that right. No way this guy is a fucking twin pin though. His ICM and ACM is all fucked up, in the wrong place, and without devices. Apparently, the motherfucker was in Kuwait, and has a no shave chit, which I’d like to see.

      • 68W58 says:

        Nothing says high-speed, military professional O-6 in his class As like a three day growth of stubble.

        And, I mean, would it kill these guys to go to Medals of America or wherever to get their ribbons in order. It looks like he arranged his rack in alphabetical order.

      • Ceefour says:

        Don’t forget that Yangtze River Patrol ribbon……..

  3. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Look, ladies, all men who show interest in you want into your pants. The moment a man wants into your pocketbook, run. It’s that simple.

  4. Mick says:

    Has Senior Chief Shipley been informed about this assclown yet?

  5. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    DILDOHEAD!!!

    I hope The Hair®™ catches up with him.

  6. OldManchu says:

    Jason Bourne?

  7. HMC Ret says:

    A particularly vile swine. I’ve told all women in my family and many female friends:

    Many/Most (and nearly ALL at some time) men are pigs. This coming from a reformed pig. There, said it. Correct me if I’m wrong, men. And ladies.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Why did you reform? Age? Marriage? Daughters? Had to be one or more. Yes, all men are pigs, even the sissymarys who take Womens Studies courses and have their safe spaces. They sit in the classroom undressing the one or two females who are are worth undressing.

      • HMC Ret says:

        2/17 Air Cav: My wife of 45 years was in the Army as a Medic. (Fort Sam, Presidio (Letterman ?), Madigan, Aniston, others.) (SP4?) We met at Navy Hospital San Diego, 1971. I was a Navy Corpsman, HM3, returning from 3rd Med, Hansen, Okinawa. She was the one for me. I never was with another woman afterwards. Don’t misunderstand … I very much appreciate seeing women. I have since 71 and do today, but knew then as now I could not travel that path. It would not be right. I couldn’t do that to a woman who chose to be with me for life. Also, a daughter, and I swear, if a man were to hurt her, I would not hesitate to guarantee it was the last time he did so. Men don’t harm women. In any capacity. I’m humbled by the trust my wife and daughter have placed in me. Some things, once done, can not be undone. I can think of no higher calling than to attempt to be an honorable man, husband and father. Ditto for women who can claim ownership of the same calling. Yes, prior to 71, I was a pig. There, said it again. But not one time since. And, no, I don’t qualify for sainthood. I’m a flawed man making way through life, hoping to leave as few skid marks as possible. I am clay. Self deprecation is good for my soul. I have been blessed.

        • aGrimm says:

          HMC: Same path for me – I too have 45 years with my bride. Her letters and tapes to me in Nam convinced me I had a good woman worth a lifetime together. I highly concur with, “I can think of no higher calling than to attempt to be an honorable man, husband and father.” In fact, I concur with all you said. I too am blessed. Both men and women have animal natures, but when we rise above that nature, it can only be described as exceptionally satisfying. I pity those who never learn to rise above their animal nature, or worse yet, wallow in their animal nature.

        • Dolch Mann says:

          Like my wife of 18+ years says: “You can get your appetite wherever you want to Honey, just make sure you EAT AT HOME!”

        • Graybeard says:

          For my Beloved Bride and I we have 42 years so far, a daughter, two wonderful daughters-in-law and two granddaughters so far.

          I have to agree with you that being an honorable man, husband, father and grandfather is a high calling.

          As a teenager and in my early 20’s “self-control” was sometimes conspicuous in its absence in my case. Something about being a fallen, sinful man came into play.

          Now, however, if I understand Scripture correctly, when the Apostle Paul wrote “Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her…” the implication is that on the Judgment Day I have to give an accounting for how I worked to grow her as a person and as a Christian. (Not that she, in her exercise of her Free Will, cannot reject the good I try to do, or not avoid the evil I actually do.)

    • Bill M says:

      HMC – Well said. Forty-two years with my wife and I bless every day. Don’t know how I got so lucky, ’cause I don’t think I deserved it. Here’s hoping we all have many more years with our loved ones.

  8. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    What a fucking douchenugget.

    Too bad people aren’t more knowledgeable about this kind of shit. I mean, anyone here can find at least a half dozen things wrong with his uniform in less than five seconds.

    Burn the fucker.

  9. Graybeard says:

    This jerk Derek Alldred needs some up-close and personal attention. Beat him in the balls for a while type attention.

    (Hey, it worked when Sam Houston did it to a jerk.)

    • Dolch Mann says:

      that douche has ‘nards? I failed to see the “Balls of Brass” Accommodation medal on his dodgy halloween costume….

      • Graybeard says:

        If he’s getting between the girls knees, he’s got something, DM.

        Sam Houston used a hickory walking cane on a man who had slandered him. Something similar on this phony would not be amiss, I’m thinking.

  10. Combat Historian says:

    This POS is a master conman and total scumbag. Good Lord, ladies, do some checking and verification of these online romeos before you open up your home and hearth to them…

    • Mick says:

      I would recommend adding:

      ‘…before you open up your home and hearth…AND LEGS…to them…’

      • HMC Ret says:

        Some google research would have saved some of these women. I genuinely feel for each of them at the hand of scum such as this.

      • Graybeard says:

        There is a training video shown to prison employees where an inmate tells the camera: “There are three things you should never open up to an inmate: your heart, your pocketbook, and your knees.”

        Good advice.

  11. HMC Ret says:

    This guy has made his way through life taking advantage of women who only want a stable relationship and he harmed each of them.

  12. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    DEREK ALLDRED (stolen valor assclown) needs a few new “girlfriends”… named Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny”. Maybe he can “hook up” with them soon?

    • Fjardeson says:

      Actually DEREK ALLDRED gets to BE the girlfriend. He will get a lot of new boyfriends.

    • Loveguns says:

      As one of the women who dated this POS, if I could find him I would make sure he became the girlfriend. After dating him for 3 months, I learned how to sneak off an island undetected and became the proud owner of a restraining order and a glock. Some nights i prayed he would break into my home. The story that was on the news is barely even the tip of the iceberg.

  13. CB Senior says:

    Annnnnnnnnnother victimless crime of Stolen Valor.
    I pretty sure that if he said he was a convicted Felon these ladies would acted in similar fashion when he was a Navy “SEAL”.

  14. Atkron says:

    You’d think one of these assholes would look up the order of precedence for ribbons before they make up their Mexican General starter kits.

    • Sparks says:

      Atkron…The devil is always in the details and for every one of these ass hats I’ve seen, none of them look at their own details.

  15. Dolch Mann says:

    shit bags come in all shapes and sizes. Some are small, and others are XXXL sized, like jacob w. smith sr! BUT they all have ONE thing in common:
    They are common LIARS/Scammers/Frauds and stink to high heaven. They should remember, when you lie to others, you LIE to YOURSELF F I R S T!

  16. EODJay says:

    And there’s my badge again. Shitbag.

  17. Green Thumb says:

    This turd could be a Professor Emeritus at All-Points Logistics School of Senior Management.

    Ghey.

  18. ex-OS2 says:

    Cocksucker.

  19. Mark A Lauer says:

    Damn! That guy is a chameleon! From those mug shots he can change his appearance just enough to look like a different person.

  20. fibmcgee1 says:

    I couldn’t finish the video.
    Is he in custody now?

    This sociopath need to be hammered hard.

  21. FuzeVT says:

    So I guess you can put the ribbons you really want to use to get into people’s pants near the top, eh?

    “Look at me baby, I was in AFGHANISTAN!!! And I also have a NATIONAL DEFENSE MEDAL!! Bet you won’t run into too many people with THAT!!”

  22. Jay says:

    He was in The Colony, TX until 2 days ago, He was going by Rich and we exposed him, he cost me my job at the bar I ran, after I am fairly certain he drugged me and was trying to get me stay at his place after only knowing him for 4 hours. Claimed SMU Political Science professor and Ex Air Force. Bald and clean shaved with an odd metallic burn on the right side of his face