Blaque Kuchel; phony special forces

| January 11, 2017 | 57 Comments

Someone sends us their work on this fellow, Blaque Kuchel who is a real womanizer since the invention of Al Gore’s internet. He’s got a pretty bad reputation for cheating on his family to score some strange, according to his entry on Dating Complaints;

He is a liar, a cheat, and a narcissistic sociopath. He is married and have children. He claims online he’s divorced and you know how the story goes but at the end it’s a big fat lie! Blaque is so low that speaks badly about his own children and claims they are a mistake….THAT right there is a huge red flag. If a man speaks badly about his own family he’s the biggest piece of crap on earth. His wife is a lovely person and this fool has done her wrong one to many times.

I hear that he claims to have earned a Purple Heart, but I couldn’t find any of those claims. All I found was claims to be Special Forces;

He spent nearly nine years in the Air Force an got an early out as an E-5 Staff Sergeant supply clerk;

Nothing special forces about being a supply clerk.

Watch out, ladies, it’s a jungle out there.

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Wilted Willy says:

    Just another cherry on top of the good old shit sundae! Please God make the voices stop, just kill all of them and please do it quickly!!

  2. ChipNASA says:

    He should get simultaneously throat punched and cock kicked JUST for having the name Blaque.

    Ball working asshole tonguing cock gobbling sperm burping supply retarded salad tossing shit eating mega pussy bitch slapped thunder cunt.

    Your Mom should have swallowed and your Grandparents were too stupid to get abortions.

    I hope you get ass cancer for defiling the good name of my USAF/USAFR NCO Corps and for being a Lying Ass Blue Falcon.

    Enjoy the GOOGLE FAME you shitstain.
    /SMSgt OUT! 😀

  3. 2banana says:

    Just as a FYI.

    Lots of airmen walking around with big “SF” patches…

    It stands for Security Forces.

  4. Mick says:

    I’m not finding this guy’s act in the least bit amusing.

  5. OldManchu says:

    What a creepy ass stalker fuckstick.

  6. Mick says:

    How does one pronounce this guy’s first name?

    Is it like ‘Blake’?

    Or ‘Black’?

    Or is it ‘Black-ay’ (as in bouquet)?

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Blaque Kuchel, what a shittyassed lying no-load pus-nuts sphincter-headed toad snot-brained bucket of moldy cockroach shit. I bet the best part of Blaque Kuchel ended up being a stain on some automotive upholstery at a drive in theater, Blaque Kuchel should have been a blowjob! Now the lyin’-assed dingleberry of a Sparkle Pony has been outed and will have plenty of internet fame to his name which is BLAQUE KUCHEL. Guess what, you candyassed twinkle-toed booger-eater? YES, YOU Blaque Kuchel, every time someone types your name here, it is referred to as a “Google Hit” because it draws Google searches to this thread, Blaque Kuchel! FUCK YOU sideways up the ass with rusty tangled concertina wire wrapped in asbestos soaked in diarrhea and nuclear waste, Blaque Kuchel.

  8. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Who the fuck names their kid Blacky Kooshel? What the fuck?

    Ladies you make me worry about your intellectual prowess when you keep falling for fucking idiots like this….90% of divorced guys online are just married guys lying about their life to fuck you, either literally or out of your money.

    If the asshole can’t take you home it’s because his wife is still there….if he can’t see you 24/7 with a prior phone call he’s still married…if you figure he’s still married until he proves he isn’t you’re probably better off than trusting random assholes online.

    If he’s lying and cheating on his wife, he’ll most likely be doing the same to everyone else he meets. Liars are liars, can’t help themselves and most don’t want to so remember to be careful ladies.

  9. David says:

    Maybe he was named for Taurean Blacque (played Washington on “Hill Stret Blues”). Hey, it’s as good a theory as any.

  10. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Dude looks like he’s been a “fluffer” on a few ghey porn sets… loves himself some cockmeat sammiches with manmayo something fierce.

    Assclown is going to run into the wrong woman out there… and she’s gonna put a hurt on his stupid ass that he won’t forget for a long time (think Elena Bobbitt).

  11. Hack Stone says:

    #BlaqueLiesMatter!

  12. Fjardeson says:

    Phony Combat Controller…? What a dirt bag, Real CCT’s would eat this guy for breakfast.

  13. The Stranger says:

    I think this Magnificent Fellow here might be related to Bugs Bunny’s antagonist in this cartoon:

    https://youtu.be/FKXOevtekJI

  14. Mark A Lauer says:

    This cocksucker gives Supply Clerks a bad name. I was a Supply Clerk.

    • Dennis - not chevy says:

      Mark, you are correct sir!
      I was assigned to a base where base supply staffed all of the bench stocks and tool cribs on the base. A great plan because it was an efficient way to get the stuff we needed. Most units got a TSgt and a SSgt, or a couple of SSgt’s, or maybe a NCO and a WG-8, 9, or 10. My unit only got one A1C; and not one who was in any danger of making SrA below-the-zone. In fact, if the world was a cutlery drawer, he would be a butter knife. He was a great kid and willing to do a good job; he just couldn’t help getting chewed out many times each day. Some of us older farts helped him by working with him, training, and helping him. By the time he left us, we missed the poor schmo. I’m not saying he went off and became G.I. Joe material, no, a good troop in over his head is all he was and all he may ever be. He wasn’t the best A1C in the USAF; but, he was the best A1C he could be.
      Now this guy, who made E-5 as a supply tech, something my buddy would never see, thinks he’s a big noise.
      Kuchel’s Blue Falcon award should read, “The actions of this fool reflect discredit upon any former, current, and future member of the U.S. Air Force and should be shunned”.

  15. Graybeard says:

    OK, I’ve restrained myself all day, but…

    Blaque Allen Kuchel is a lying scumbag.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel is a special farce.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel has never been in Special Forces, although he may have ridden the short bus.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel is probably incubating several new STDs.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel is not an honorable man.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel is not a real man.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel could not LandNav his way out of a warehouse.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel acts like a stalker.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel preys upon women – because he doesn’t have the gonads to do anything else.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel is a creep.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel makes Louisiana swamp scum look good in comparison.
    Blaque Allen Kuchel needs an educational beat down.

  16. Starbux says:

    I am impressed with his record. 8 Years and only 1 Achievement medal. Which means he was a shit bird and they did not even give him a separation AFCOM.

    What a piece of shit.

  17. lily says:

    He was an elite member of Delta Farce.

  18. thebesig says:

    A liar of another kind, that This Aint Hell has followed before, has been formally indicted. Remember Malachi Love-Robinson, the phony doctor? :mrgreen:

    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime–law/developing-teen-accused-posing-doctor-indicted-virginia/ncjJ6bz8UDfD8pjnJkHOmN/

    Blaque Kuchet and Malachi Love-Robinson are due meet up. :mrgreen:

  19. Green Thumb says:

    The only thing this maggot has supplied was some meat in a ghey bar,

    What a tool.

    Assclowns like this give the true slimeball maggots a bad name.

    • Green Thumb says:

      This clown also reminds me of that other tool (as if there are not enough) John de la O (or some shit like that).

      I could see these turds felching it up “behind the scenes”.

      All the while “His Gayness, The Jayness” Big Gay Jay Kerwin watches.

      Losers.

  20. Instinct says:

    Looks like his facebook page has gone black… or Blaque… whatever the fuck.

    Cocksucker

  21. Killerb says:

    His wife need to go all Lorana Bobbet on his ass.

  22. OldManchu says:

    His wife’s facebook page has a picture of him in his blues with Master Jump Wings.

  23. Retired Grunt says:

    They have a sight for dating complaints… geez, I’m never getting laid again.

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