Jeffrey Davis; Phony Navy SEAL and pilot

| February 27, 2017

Someone sent us their work on this Jeffrey Davis fellow who claims to be a former Navy SEAL intelligence officer and a former Navy pilot.

To prove his stories, he has pictures of himself in uniform like this one;

It’s actually a photoshop from a picture of Navy SEAL Cdr. Job W. Price, 42, of Pottstown, Pa who tragically lost his life in an apparent suicide while he was deployed to Afghanistan;

And then there’s this one, a photoshop from a picture of Alex O’Loughlin, an actor on Hawaii Five-O who plays a former Navy SEAL in the role;

In regards to Mr Davis, the Navy says “Who?”

He was otherwise occupied and thus unable to join the military. This isn’t photoshopped;

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  1. Bill M says:

    Turd.

  2. 68W58 says:

    This guy wasn’t paying attention to Don Shipley’s “how to be a better fake SEAL” video the other day. For one thing, if you’re going to pretend to be a Naval Aviator, maybe you should photoshop a picture with aviators wings. But then finding a real Aviator/SEAL to photoshop your head onto, would be a tall order given that the Navy is unlikely to let someone who they spent all of that time and money training to do either take on a new career field that would take all of that time and money all over again.

  3. Mick says:

    ex-OS2:

    Yessiree, we have yet ANOTHER phony SEAL in the open today who requires your attention. He also falsely claims to be a Naval Aviator, so after your first pass, please bring it back around for an immediate re-attack.

    You are cleared hot.

  4. Combat Historian says:

    Jeebus, this turd is photoshopping off an actor wearing a Hollywood uniform from a TV show; that is just fucking pathetic. FFE on this retard…

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    If I may point out the obvious, he must have gone to the DAB School of Photoshopping to get all of that put together.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      I know, why go through all the training and sacrifice when you can just Photoshop it?

      Kids these days….

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I don’t understand why these people have so little creative imagination. What on earth could be wrong with claiming to be a Powdermonkey? Or a Jack of the Dust? Or a Ship’s Cooper? Look at these photos of old rates, and ask yourself what could possibly be more wonderful than Schoolmaster, after you look at photo #5. Now, THAT is a bunch of REAL old salts.

      https://news.usni.org/2014/12/03/brief-list-old-obscure-obsolete-u-s-navy-jobs

      I think that, if I ever do the Stolen Valor thingy, I’ll choose Pigeon Trainer or Airship Rigger. Something like that takes some digging, you know.

      • ex-OS2 says:

        “International Business Machine (IBM) Operator”

        What a hoot!

      • 68W58 says:

        Airship rigger, airship rigger-how did you go?
        On a rigid structure dirigible, flying slow.

      • 68W58 says:

        I wanna be a pigeon trainer,
        That job is a real no-brainer

      • MrBill says:

        In the late 80s I had a client who told me he was one of the last Typewriter Repairmen left in the Army.

        • Claw says:

          Yep, MOS was 41 Juliet.

          Even more high speed was to be a 41J2P. They will fix your IBM, Remington or Smith-Corona mid jump if the work order has a high enough priority.

      • Dinotanker says:

        YEAH! I wanna be an Airship Gun Turret Commander, that’s kind of like being on a tank, right? I could have a vest with patches and ride a motorcycle from one of the dirigible to the other. Cool uniforms, with maybe an eyepatch and oh yea a dog to go fetch powder charges. Grow a Captain Nemo beard…
        (Shit, I read way too much steampunk!)

        • AW1Ed says:

          Sorry Dino, you’d have to pass a flight physical, and I’m pretty sure binocular vision is not optional. No eye-patches, sorry.

          *grin*

          • SFC D says:

            How can I be a Yankee Air Pirate without an eyepatch? Dammit.

          • Dinotanker says:

            Well ya know I could either flip up the eye patch when necessary, or change it from one eye to the other. Passing that flight physical at almost 58 might be a bit tough though… If I cant be an Airship Turret Commander than maybe I could be a Hydrogen Stoker…

            No kidding SFC D, what happened to the good ol’ Yankee Air Pirates. Hmm better not mention them too much or some dirtball will trying to shine us on about hanging out with Teddy and the Dragon Lady, and how much it sucked to fly B24’s with 16″ cannons mounted… 🙂

            Sorry guys its Monday, and Lunacy is running wild.

      • AZtoVA says:

        I like the loblolly – who better to prepared the “thick meat and vegetable porridge” than the individual charged with “collecting amputated limbs, hauling the buckets of tar used to cauterize stumps, and spreading sand to absorb blood”?

        Seems to me the two go ‘hand in hand’…..

        • MSGT_RET says:

          Kind of like the how the same folks in the Air Force that are responsible for food services are also responsible for mortuary services.

      • Casey says:

        Nice list! But be careful, according to the article they’ve revived the riggers rating due to increased interest in modern airships. 🙂

  6. Bobo says:

    When did the Office of Naval Intelligence build a NOC in Kiev?

  7. Mick says:

    What’s up with all of these phony SEALs around here lately?

    All of you Stolen Valor posers out there in the phony Force Recon, phony Sniper, phony PJ, phony SF, phony Ranger, phony LRRP, etc., communities are falling far behind the phony SEALs, so you need to get crackin’ and catch up.

    Giddyup!

  8. Green Thumb says:

    This dude is double-dipping. SEAL and pilot.

    Phildo would be proud.

    Dude also looks like a predator.

    Curious as to if he has used his claims to garner access to kids?

    Probably.

    Maggot.

  9. Frankie Cee says:

    I went to his Facebook page, and the noise is deafening. He is simultaneously vacuuming, using a power scrubber, and a supersize eraser. In the minute and a half while I was there, he removed several comments with links back to here.

  10. USMCMSgt(Ret) says:

    His photo-shopping skills are about as good as a certain disbarred lawyer non-CPO.

    • RGQ says:

      I’m sure he has fine pivot skills too, just like a certain disbarred lawyer non-CPO and the rest of the DRG.

      • rgr769 says:

        I suspect you meant “pilot” skills instead of “pivot.” But I think this phony ass-wipe probably really knows how to “pivot” when he is getting man-meat from his cellie.

        • RGQ says:

          Good catch. You are right in that “pilot” and/or “pivot” could both work, so whichever one makes this clown look like a bigger bag of ass will suffice.

        • Silentium Est Aureum says:

          Nah, I think the use of the word pivot is much more appropriate in this case, especially considering his upcoming court date.

          I get a mental image of Bernath being made “airtight” in jail, and I am alternating between projectile vomiting and giggling like a little girl.

          Bitch ain’t even ready for what’s coming his way.

        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          Pivot man for the gang-bang facebath he craves at the local poundhimintheass jail

  11. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Imagine that. SV is the rancid cherry on top of the shit sundae.

    And this shit’s gonna have NUTS in it, kids!

  12. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    So, the demand to remove this thread came with a link to a WaPo story in which Navy Capt. Jeff Davis is quoted. If I didn’t know better, I’d say that the subject of this thread is now pretending he is the Jeff Davis quoted in the WaPo story. But nobody could possibly be that stupid to think that would work. Plus, the implication has legal ramifications of a most serious nature. No, no one could be that stupid.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Bernathian level stupid.
      It’s possible.

      Hey Jeffy, come out, come out, come out and PLAY!!!

      Jeffrey here allegedly work balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, pile infested, inflamed, gaping, ball working asshole, shit tonguing, cock gobbling, sperm burping, sniveling, lying, worthless, waste of oxygen, shitbag, moron, asshat, dick pickle, catcher, impotent koekeloeren, mumpsimus, douche nozzle, hemorrhoid, Milksop, jackwagon, Pettifogger, butt munch, not a Pilot or SEAL or even a member of any military branch, insult to humanity, Handgallop, twat, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, gonad, dopus, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, micropeen, Hircismus, cheat, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
      FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!

    • Combat Historian says:

      Yeah, real Navy Captains photoshop their heads onto pictures of TV stars and dead SEALs all the time; I see that happening every day, right, JEFFY ???…///

    • Mick says:

      Unbelievably stupid.

      The mind staggers.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      He must not know the difference between Commander and Captain.

      He an Jerry Foster can have a circle jerk and talk it over.

    • AW1Ed says:

      The term that comes to my mind is “Weapon’s Grade Stupid.”

  13. Mr. E says:

    I just heard about this, look guys, I don’t know who this guy is, but I recognize him, and whatever he is, he’s real, I see him at Bagram often. He doesn’t wear a uniform, and he doesn’t answer to anyone that I have ever seen. I doubt that is his real name either. I have seen spooks before, and this guy makes them look like boyscouts. You got this one wrong fellas.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Yeah, that’s why he has an arrest record and has to photoshop his head on uniforms, because he’s a spook. I was born in the morning, but it wasn’t this morning.

    • ex-OS2 says:

      “I see him at Bagram often.”

      Really, eh?

      • Hack Stone says:

        Lilyea: I see posers.

        Seavey: In the PX?

        [Lilyea shakes his head no]

        Seavey: While you’re on the internet?

        [Lilyea nods]

        Seavey: Posers like, in at The American Legion Hall? On Fox News?

        Lilyea : Strutting around like regular GI’s. They don’t see each other. They only wear what they want to wear. They don’t know they’re busted.

        Seavey: How often do you see them?

        Lilyea : All the time. They’re everywhere.

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      Bagram–is that a gay strip club over on OBT?

    • John D says:

      Knock it off, Jeff…..

    • Sandman says:

      Who’s next in the sockpuppet category? Trump gonna come vouch for this badass? You got caught skippy, try being like the SEALS you pretend to be and man up. Admit you were lying. I can promise you, you are not going to convince anyone in here any different. Been doing this a long, long time, and they are very good at it.

      • President Trump says:

        I don’t think you understand…this guy is YUUUGE! He’s the best spook we have….best spy EVAH!

    • Claw says:

      ” I doubt that is his real name.”

      I Know what it is. Pick Me!! Pick Me!!

      His real name is Flagg.

    • Combat Historian says:

      Is this a real sock puppet, or is he just spoofing one ???

    • Doc Savage says:

      wow…..this is worthy of the legendary atomic facepalm.

      “I see him at Bagram often”

      Because there are so many sekrit skwirlz running black ops outta Bagram?

      Because Bagram has so many convicts running around slurping chai lattes at the green beans?

      Because there is an abundance of glory holes in the porta johns?

      Or, did the sock puppet simply think by saying “Bagram” he would somehow gain credibility and make it sound believable?

      Move along little sock…..

    • Graybeard says:

      SOCKPUPPET ALERT!
      Again.

      Dumbbutt.

    • Just An Old Dog says:

      He’s actually at ” Bag-ram” a gay club in Miami where the shove a gag over the patron’s heads when they enter and they proceed to ram each other.
      He wears no uniform because he wears no clothing other than a coat of baby oil. You never heard him answer because his mouth is full,

    • Mick says:

      ‘…and he doesn’t answer to anyone that I have ever seen.’

      Yeah. That happens.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Did you two hook up behind the dumpsters at the DVAC for some cockmeat sammiches, ghey whey and a little rump riding?

    • mr. sharkman says:

      Okay, I’ll play.

      Be very, very specific please.

      WHERE have you seen him @ BAF?

      ‘Asking for a friend.’

      🙂

    • ???? says:

      He lives In jacksonville tho lol

  14. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    JEFFERY DAVIS = COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER

    Deal with the fame, ass clown!

  15. Mick says:

    All hands on Team TAH face outboard and prepare to repel Sock Puppets.

  16. rgr769 says:

    What is up with Florida? It seems to have almost cornered the market on posers with criminal records.

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      This guy only has to come up with a 12-pack of PBR and some drywall screws, and he’ll be a full member of the DRG.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        More like a supply of rubbing alcohol along with some antifreeze for flavoring and lead paint chips for a garnish so they can make Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktails when they haven’t blown enough winos behind bus stops to buy T-bird and MD 20/20.

  17. AnotherPat says:

    Soooo, Jeffey now wants to be known as Pentagon Spokesman Navy Captain Jeff Davis?

    Gee whiz, Jeffey, did you recently have extensive plastic surgery?

    http://www.iraqinews.com/iraq-war/islamic-state-combat-power-waning-days-numbered-pentagon/

    These three pictures of you are better.

    https://www.policearrests.com/arrests/jeffrey_michael_davis_id_7219429.html

    https://www.policearrests.com/arrests/jeffrey_michael_davis_id_3427207.html

    http://jail.com/arrest-records/jeffrey-michael-davis-5812480

    Bagram? You could do better than that, Jeffey. Why don’t you try Viet of the Nam. Sounds more convincing.

    • Graybeard says:

      Jeffery Davis has been busted repeatedly for parole violations.
      Jeffery Davis has been busted for fraud.
      Jeffery Davis is a Stolen Valor Fraud.
      Jeffery Davis is a criminal.
      Jeffery Davis is not a SEAL.
      Jeffery Davis is not a pilot, but reportedly has a pilot hole pre-reamed.
      Jeffery Davis ought to be horse-whipped, then caned, then tarred and feathered.

      • AW1Ed says:

        Greybeard, I read back:
        Jeffery Davis has been busted repeatedly for parole violations.
        Jeffery Davis has been busted for fraud.
        Jeffery Davis is a Stolen Valor Fraud.
        Jeffery Davis is a criminal.
        Jeffery Davis is not a SEAL.
        Jeffery Davis is not a pilot, but reportedly has a pilot hole pre-reamed.
        Jeffery Davis ought to be horse-whipped, then caned, then tarred and feathered.
        Good copy?

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Are y’all saying that”

        .
        Jeffery Davis has been busted for fraud.
        Jeffery Davis is a Stolen Valor Fraud.
        Jeffery Davis is a criminal.
        Jeffery Davis is not a SEAL.
        Jeffery Davis is not a pilot, but reportedly has a pilot hole pre-reamed.
        Jeffery Davis ought to be horse-whipped, then caned, then tarred and feathered.

        Just double checking.

        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          Is it true that:

          Jeffery Davis has been busted for fraud.
          Jeffery Davis is a Stolen Valor Fraud.
          Jeffery Davis is a criminal.
          Jeffery Davis is not a SEAL.
          Jeffery Davis is not a pilot, but reportedly has a pilot hole pre-reamed.
          Jeffery Davis ought to be horse-whipped, then caned, then tarred and feathered.

          Gotta do a triple check…

        • Instinct says:

          Wait, does this mean that

          Jeffery Davis has been busted for fraud.
          Jeffery Davis is a Stolen Valor Fraud.
          Jeffery Davis is a criminal.
          Jeffery Davis is not a SEAL.
          Jeffery Davis is not a pilot, but reportedly has a pilot hole pre-reamed.
          Jeffery Davis ought to be horse-whipped, then caned, then tarred and feathered.

          I just want to be sure.

    • AZtoVA says:

      And THAT Jeff Davis isn’t a seal either, but at least HE’s not trying to pose as one… LOL

    • AZtoVA says:

      I also like how he’s trying to put his best bad-ass face on the 7219429 mug shot…

    • AW1Ed says:

      And the real Captain Davis seems to be a Surface Warfare Officer, or SWO, which if I recall correctly is neither a SEAL nor an aviator.

      And I do recall correctly. So what is it Davis? You claiming triple quals as SEAL, Naval Aviator, and SWO?

      In a pig’s eye.

  18. Old 1SG, US Army (retired) says:

    Book ’em Danno!

    What a dirtbag…

  19. Joan Ellis says:

    Damn Jeffy boy, you should have gone for the trifecta and added Lotto winner. Go look up Albert Adams the turd, you two could be good war buddies, or soap holders.

    • Joan Ellis says:

      Damn…this just in from the internet that does not lie…(unlike Jeffrey Davis)
      Jeffery Davis has been busted repeatedly for parole violations.
      Jeffery Davis has been busted for fraud.
      Jeffery Davis is a Stolen Valor Fraud.
      Jeffery Davis is a criminal.
      Jeffery Davis is not a SEAL.
      Jeffery Davis is not a pilot, but reportedly has a pilot hole pre-reamed.
      Jeffery Davis ought to be horse-whipped, then caned, then tarred and feathered.

    • Joseph Williams says:

      Jeffery Davis did go for three. SEAL,Pilot and Navy Officer . Two for SV and one Federal count of claiming to be a Military Officer.You Dickweeds better tighten up or no weekend liberty. Joe

  20. Otto says:

    I can’t fathom what causes these f$%&sticks to steal valor but photo shopping his face on a guy who committed suicide, that’s is so over the top I can barely type here. This POS needs to go down for this.

    As for SEALs turned military aviators, I know about 5 or 6. There are also two that became Astronauts, Bill Shepherd 3 time Shuttle crew member and first ever International Space Station Commander and current Astronaut Chris Cassidy who has made several spacewalks outside the ISS.

    • mr. sharkman says:

      Before Capt. Shepherd’s first trip into space, a news crew in San Diego tracked down a few AD Teamguys to ask their opinion, were they ‘proud of him’ and so on.

      The glorious moment was when they came upon an MC and Vietnam veteran Teamguy who replied (paraphrased) “It’s all a scam. He’s trying to find a way to set a world freefall record that will never be beaten.”

      Teams N Sh*t. 🙂

    • mr. sharkman says:

      Another phony put his face onto a photo of Chief Matt Bourgeois (KIA A-stan).

      http://goatlocker.org/resources/cpo/lineofduty.htm

  21. 26Limabeans says:

    “photo shopping his face on a guy who committed suicide”

    That’s what makes this one special. The rancid cherry is one thing but using another mans heart breaking demise for his own gain is just beyond human decency.
    Feed him the audio from a suicide hotline 24/7
    while he rots in a cell.

  22. Frankie Cee says:

    Jeffery Davis is not a SEAL.
    Jeffy, if you find yourself down in Frostproof Florida, in Sheriff Grady Judd’s South County Jail, ask around for Kyle Barwan. He can tell you how good we are at doing what Justice Roberts of the US Supreme Court suggested we do. We will show you just how many ways that the internet is forever, and how well Goooooogle can show those that you would deceive who and what you really are.
    When you began removing posts yesterday, you should also have come over here and made some attempt to unfuck yourself. Digging your hole deeper is not recommended as the way to put that shit behind you. There are many of us here who respect those who are serving, and who have served, who are now retired, and love to put some time into showing the world just who you really are. Having some very good contacts in Orange Park, and that area, I am also spreading the word over your way. Keep your head on a swivel, because that is the healthier way to live. Sitting in a bar, enjoying a cold one, (that someone else bought you), and getting called out as a phony is not the best way to spend the day.

  23. Stephen McCartney says:

    He should have photo shopped in some character while he was at it. But that doesn’t shine or cause people to look a second time and that is what this miscreant needs.
    BTW I have proudly worked with several SEALs who went on to medical school and became superb physicians. They proudly wear their warfare insignia on all uniforms. Totally awesome CAPT “Bones”

  24. AverageNCO says:

    Pretending to be a Navy spokesperson….that’s good. Still not as good as Jerry Foster pretending to be his own mother.

  25. Eden says:

    A Bernath wannabe. Maybe someone should introduce him to the catheter? Sounds like a job for Bubba, Thor, and the crew.

  26. mr. sharkman says:

    There are at least a couple of Teamguys who were enlisted Teamguys, then got their degrees and came back to the USN as Officers and wound up being Naval Aviators.

    The extreme example was one who was a Naval Aviator for several years, then he went to medical school and became a Neurosurgeon.

    The joke about him: ‘He could shoot you in the head at range, thrown you in a jet, fly you to the hospital, and operate on your head wound.’

    There is a saying in the Team that there are 2 types of Teamguy: one type could be anything and wound up in the Teams for awhile (one famous example of this is Charles Lindbergh’s son) and the other could only be a Teamguy.

    Teamguy then Naval Aviator then Neurosurgeon = not for me. The dude must be allergic to ‘free time’.

  27. SFC D says:

    One more time, just in case you didn’t quite get it.

    Jeffery Davis has been busted for fraud.
    Jeffery Davis is a Stolen Valor Fraud.
    Jeffery Davis is a criminal.
    Jeffery Davis is not a SEAL.
    Jeffery Davis is not a pilot, but reportedly has a pilot hole pre-reamed.
    Jeffery Davis ought to be horse-whipped, then caned, then tarred and feathered.

    This will be on the exam, kids.

  28. Karlyn says:

    is there anything that can be done to this guy? I mean, for real? can someone help me

  29. Jeffrey M Davis says:

    Regards,

    As I am not into this sort of stuff, however Now I suppose I should speak. I am dictating.

    I was made aware of this farce two months ago.I have been too occupied to respond.The information posted above is due to the fact that Joseph Judan a former marine (picture included) created a series of Photoshopped Images with my head on them. He did this because I threw him out of his sister’s house, my fiance. He is a shamed marine. His picture will show you the truth.

  30. TRUMP says:

    Do you want to play nice?

  31. * * * says:

    Just give him a call, I really dont want to get my family’s lawyers involved. 904-783-xxxx

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winn-Dixie

    • Grant says:

      You’re family does not own Winn Dixie. Different Davis family.NOT YOURS. You live with your mom in Eagle Harbor and have never had a real job. You are a sad, pathetic liar.

  32. * * * says:

    the last time they did… It was bad.

    • Grant says:

      Lawyer’s name? Please explain exactly what happened last time your “families lawyer” was involved?… NOTHING!! Liar. No one on this planet is going to defend your unintelligent, unsound, illogical lies. Oh, and you’re a sack of shit that is a dumb ass.

  33. * * * says:

    I will file a law suit for defamation of character in Virginia and Maryland in 2 days if this is not removed.

    • sj says:

      Oh no! This has never happened before. I know a lawyer he could retain, except said lawyer is disbarred. And may be in jail.

    • Grant says:

      WHAT!!!! You are a 35 year old loser. No job, no car and live with your mom. And your IQ is lower than your shoe size. You should sue your mom for defamation of character for your birth. Stupid sack of shit.

    • Jonn Lilyea says:

      Has it been two days yet?

  34. OWB says:

    Pass the popcorn.

  35. ChipNASA says:

    ZOMBIE THREAD!!! YAYYYYYYYY!!!

    You’re just giving yourself more GOOGLE LOVE there Jeffy.

  36. ChipNASA says:

    Hey Jeffy,
    Why don’t you have a peek at this??

    http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=39711

    /idiot.

  37. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    I’m calling bullshit on his story. He throws a guy out of his sister’s house, and the dude responds by photoshopping his head onto the picture of a highly decorated SEAL? Anybody buying that? I didn’t think so.
    I guess next is ‘my FB was hacked’ excuse since Jonn picked them off his timeline that has since disappeared like a fart in the wind.

    • ChipNASA says:

      Yep, he’s a douchebag.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      I’m going to take a stab at this… he was “busy” man-hole inspecting and finally found out that his lies are out there for all to see.

      Suck to be you, JEFFERY DAVIS….

      • ChipNASA says:

        Let’s not forget ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff.

        JEFFERY DAVIS sucks, in general.
        That’s all you’re getting from my infamous Wall of Insults®™
        Because in this world, you don’t rate, bitch tits.

  38. sj says:

    Ahem. Mr Davis resides in Florida. What’s in the water down there?