11B-Mailclerk sends us an odd story from Rock Hill, North Carolina, about 17-year-old Kayla Knapp who assaulted her stepfather with two kitchen knives. He defended himself with a toy light saber. A couple of bonks on her noggin calmed her down until the police arrived to charge her with “assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature”.
A shoplifter thought his ill-gotten gains were worth dying for in St Louis, Missouri. A security guard followed him as he made his escape and the criminal pulled out his gun and pointed it the loss-control officer, causing the officer to fire his own weapon three times. The thief was DRT (dead right there).
In Redding, California, where an intruder made the bright decision to attempt a break-in to the house of an off-duty California Highway Patrol Officer. Officers arrive to find the CHP holding the criminal at gun point and well-ventilated. The criminal was DOT (dead over there) a the hospital.
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