Kevin Mays; phony Navy SEAL

| April 10, 2017 | 92 Comments

The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this Kevin Mays fellow who can’t communicate on Al Gore’s internet without telling the world that he’s a Navy SEAL;

He likes Hillary for president, you know like most good Navy SEALs who are worth their salt;

And, oh, yeah, he killed bin Laden;

Or maybe he didn’t;

He’s a creeper, not a SEAL.

Category: Phony soldiers

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    • Mick says:

      D-Bag is right. Just went over to the Military Phonies site to look at their work on this imbecile.

      In addition to all of his other mind-numbing insanity, he’s claiming 2 x Silver Stars with ‘V’.

      2 x Silver Stars with ‘V’, eh?

      Totally legit.

    • Retired Grunt says:

      I start every sentence with, as a former infantryman……. this guy has serious mental issues… I think he believes it.

      • Carlton G. Long says:

        As a former Petroleum Supply Specialist and holder of both the National Defense Service Ribbon AND Army Achievement Medal, I must say that I resent this fellow’s existence.

      • Hack Stone says:

        Yeah, that gives my opinion the authority to sway people to my side. This could work to settle so many disagreements.

        “As a retired communications technician in the Marine Corps, it is my expert opinion that The Munster’s was way funnier than The Addams Family.”

        “As a retired communications technician in the Marine Corps, it is absolutely essential that you barbecue with charcoal.”

        “As a retired communications technician in the Marine Corps, I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?”

      • HMC Ret says:

        Better yet would be if he began each sentence as, “As a former Navy SEAL and present-day douche …”

  1. Hondo says:

    Two child-rapist oxygen thieves and a LSoS fake SEAL. Yer on a roll today, Jonn. (smile)

  2. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    His favorite position appears to be under Hillary Clinton. That’s an appetite killer right there. Oof. He’s got that New Jersey Tpk. restroom look. Bet he’s had more than a few guys step into the stall shopping bag. Oof.

  3. MSG Eric says:

    Just looking at his face and that baby squirrel under his chin you can tell he’s a tickle monster. Maybe they need to start expanding to tougher punishments like skinning child rapists and stoning phonies.

  4. Combat Historian says:

    Fucker’s not just a posering valor thief; bet dollars to donuts this POS is mentally unstable and a delusional psychopath…

  5. Ex-PH2 says:

    Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!! Ick!

    Dare I ask what lies hidden beneath the surface with this one?

  6. Green Thumb says:


  7. Wilted Willy says:

    Another one that needs to be dropped off in the desert in Syria and see if this true badass can find his way home?

  8. AZtoVA says:

    He never said he was a SEAL, he said he was a SeAL. BIG difference…..what a turd bucket.

  9. 26Limabeans says:

    For every real SEAL there has got be hundreds of posers. It’s like somebody has them stacked on pallets in a wharehouse.

    Got any tunnel rats Jonn?

  10. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    Is it just me or does this fucking weirdo seem like he might not be wrapped too tight?

    Trying to hit on some woman and he likes the breasts of her 14 year old daughter so she blocks him????

    This guy is most likely going to be in the news at some point for something seriously fucked up…who offers up unsolicited breast commentary on social media anyway besides fuckwits and pervs?

    Here’s hoping he meets an untimely end before he harms anyone.

  11. Guard Bum says:

    Proof positive that anal sex just produces a turd.

  12. this must be the 10,000th baby seal to have killed Bin Laden….Binnie boy must’ve had no meat or bones left and was turned into a pink vapor by these faux hero’s of justice that never served a day in their worthless existence

    just another a jerk off, ass clown ,dic head scumbag shit bird, waste of O2, loser maximus

  13. Mick says:

    WTF kind of lunacy is this? And what in the hell is going on with this seemingly endless torrent of phony SEALs lately?

    By the way, this assclown also claims to be a ‘pilot’.

    And, of course, he says that he’s a ‘motorcycle lover’.


    Phony SEAL in the open. Target is marked by an extremely large pile of steaming phony SEAL poser bullshit. Please bring it ASAP.

    Cleared hot.

  14. Bobo says:

    Looking at his Facebook, I can’t see any SeAL (?) references anymore.

    He is “following” over 100 people, though, all of which are teen to twenty something women. This one screams perv.

  15. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Class 256 was more than likely less than 12 years ago, but I may be wrong.

    Or maybe this pedophile actually did go through BUD/S when he was 7 years old.

    Fuckin’ A, Bubba!

  16. David says:

    Can’t be a Texans cheerleader fan any longer? The local Houston girls will be happy to hear that! What’s he gonna do, start rooting for the boys in cellblock C?

  17. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another candyassed pisspants Swamp Donkey wannabe with a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare. AS TO his employment, I don’t think he’d even make it as a Towel Boy in Brucie’s bathhouse (Entrance in rear).

    Another Dutch Rudder Gang prospect?

  18. thebesig says:

    SeAL, pronounced “See-All”. There was another phony SEAL that used that used that, Peter Sumaruk, tried the “contractor SEAL” bit and called himself, “SeAL”. Kevin Mays, phony SEAL, must’ve taken a page from another phony, Peter Sumaruck:

    Originally posted by Peter Sumaruck:

    I never claimed to be a seal. I WAS A Se.A.L. trained contractor for a long, long, time, we were SPOOKS, so why don’t you and your buddies SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT SCREWING INNOCENT VETERANS THANKS PETE.S!

  19. ChipNASA says:

    Kevin Mays Phoney SEAL does not rate the infamous Wall Of Insults.

    Because you’re a dickless little BITCH. That’s why.
    Goddamn cumstain.

  20. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Oldest trick in book…Hey, babe! Look at me, I’m a Navy SEAL. Oh that doesn’t work…Hey, babe! Look at me, I killed Bin Laden!

    The only difference is this guy can creep 20 different women on line at the same time.

    Well Kevin Mays, you’re getting attention now as fake SEAL, first class creeper, and all-around douchebag.

  21. OldManchu says:

    That’s not official chin hair. He didn’t grow it. He trimmed it off of his boyfriends balls and glued it to his chin.

  22. Skippy says:

    Holy Cow it’s been raining seals around here or what
    Enjoy your google fame dirt ball

  23. Nicki says:

    He served UNDER Hitlery as a SEAL???

    There’s a visual no one needed!

  24. HMC Ret says:

    Hey, Mays, how does it feel knowing you are the proud recipient of a Star on the Google Walk of Dishonor, and that people, including your relatives, when they research your name will know you for the cowardly piece of shit you are, until the end of time. How does it feel, Pussy? Tell us of your exploits as a Navy SEAL (Note correct spelling) and your tremendous courage that saved your troops from certain slaughter. Do that for me, you piece of shit. I’m standing by for your explanation, you fucking coward.

  25. HMC Ret says:

    Hey, Mays, you like young girls? How about young boys, also? You a perv, Mays?

  26. Valkyrie says:

    Someone please, please tell me that he was not talking about how hot Hillary is,in one of the Twitter posts over at Military Phonies. Please tell me he was talking about some random person. Until that is clarified, I’ll be over in the corner rocking back and forth, drooling.

  27. mr. sharkman says:

    IDC SARC will hopefully testify re: the truth inherent in this observation:

    Any Teamguy, Recon Bubba, SF Soldier, etc. who EVER took a self-portrait like the one shown above – WILLINGLY – would suffer from ‘Brotherly’ ‘attitude adjustments’ most likely ending in suicide.

    I’m just sayin’…he sure do look pretty for an Amphibious Double Cap Crimpin’ Killer Frogman. 😉

  28. Jonn Lilyea says:

    He’s trolling Military Phonies and his sockpuppets are claiming that he’s a quadriplegic and couldn’t have typed those FB messages.

  29. Sj says:

    Must be something wrong with my puter: his FB page is gone.

  30. PTBH says:

    Seems he is, in fact, a paraplegic vs a quadriplegic. The difference is that he has use of his hands and was capable of posting to Social Media.

    Some would argue – he’s had a rough go of it so why not let him be a SEAL and troll for underage girls?

    You know, like take him to Tijuana. It’s good for the soul.

    I guess the family is in shock and denial that innocent Kevin may have a deep, dark secret that they are just finding out about.

  31. HMC Ret says:

    Are you a quadriplegic or paraplegic? Or any you neither and trying desperately to find an exit from the morass in which you find yourself? And, no, it’s very doubtful another posted stuff under your name as a means of discrediting you. You probably did that all by yourself. If you are a para or quad, I genuinely feel for you. I do. But that doesn’t excuse your ‘allegedly’ proclaiming SEAL status. And what’s up with that 14 y/o girl? Care too explain that?

  32. Sam brown says:

    I took care of Kevin in a nursing home in SE KY probably 6-7 years ago. He had a motorcycle wreck and a brain injury left him paraplegic no use of his legs and has limited use of his hands and arms. That being said….I could see him doing this 100%. Guy was a terror to try to take care of. He got all the equipment in the world provided to him and I’m sure he has voice to text. The people on military phonies saying old sweet Kevin would never do this probably haven’t had any interaction with him since his injury. I dont know how he was before but I can literally hear some of those comments about the underage girl coming out of his mouth. Sounds exactly like something he’d say.

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