Spencer Sullivan; phony SEAL

| April 14, 2017 | 87 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Spencer Sullivan who plays tough-guy combat veteran SEAL on the internet;

The Navy doesn’t remember it that way – he was neither a SEAL nor a combat veteran.

He was on the USS Juneau while it sailed through the Persian Gulf so he earned the Southwest Asia Service Medal, but he joined the Navy months after the shooting stopped in that war. He was probably on the Juneau when she dropped off her Marines in Somalia in support of Operation Restore Hope, in 1992. But his Navy career was abbreviated – a little over two years.

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  1. Daisy Cutter says:

    Phony SEALs this week on TAH:

    Joey Gibson
    Kevin Mays
    Matt Allen
    Kevin Prohaska
    Spencer Sullivan

    Then on top of that, my namesake is back in the news.

    My cup runneth over.

  2. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Oh boy. This guy is a pip. He is protected, says he. There are laws, says he. He has privacy rights, says he. Again, says he, he is protected. I don’t know about anyone else but when I think of a SEAL, I don’t associate cries of ‘I am protected’ with him. As for his secret records, they apparently are so secret that the Navy itself is unaware. That’s some kind of secret there, I’ll say.

    • Graybeard says:

      He needs some cheese and crackers with all that whine.

    • EyesWideOpen says:

      Kinda like how the Army didn’t know about Calhoun’s promotion to CWO3. Such secrecy! These posers make veiled threats about legal action, but truth is not libel. When the Stolen Valor Act was revised in 2013, we were reminded that the antidote to abuse of free speech is counter-speech. So… post on, all!

  3. Combat Historian says:

    It’s like what they used to do on The Military Channel, when they had “Army Month” and “Navy Month” and etc.; this must be “PHONY SEAL MONTH”.

    This douche doesn’t even make the final cut, and is just a pathetic POS…

  4. ocean12 says:

    ex-OS2….cleared in hot. This looks like a justified blue on blue.

  5. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    So, I had to look up that Rank/Rating entry of OSSA. “Operations Specialists usually work in a clean, air-conditioned electronic equipment space or computer room, and frequently perform their work as part of a team, but may work on individual projects.” Just like being a SEAL.

    • EyesWideOpen says:

      A cyber-SEAL (wherein SEAL stands for SElf- Aggrandizing Lunatic… or Loser)

    • W2 says:

      OS’s are also expert passageway cleaners and generate mucho profit for MWR through their mega purchases of geedunk from the ship’s store. I can hear it now – “there is was, Dr Pepper and chicken in a biskit crackers in hand, laying down some fresh wax in the OI Division p-way with my new sponge, when the XO came along and left his big, fat boondocker prints right on my beautifully laid down wax. I saw the opportunity to deploy my sekrit squirrel SEAL training and sooper powers to immediately leave the ship once liberty call went down”.

  6. Shawn Reynolds says:

    I was on that ship during that time and trained with that SEAL platoon as the trailer unit for them with Bravo Company 1/9 3rd platoon this fuck was not with that platoon I know this as FACT fuck him .

  7. EyesWideOpen says:

    Deja vu! (http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=71456)

    Cyber-heroes, legends on their own Facebook pages! Let’s see them duke it out in a chat room. Or start a support group for exposed posers with self-esteem issues…😉

  8. Wilted Willy says:

    This ass clown isn’t even worth my time!

  9. Former EM1/SS says:

    I stand in awe of a sailor who rocketed up to the exalted rank of E-2 after a mere 30 months of service.

    He looks like the type who will be here soon threatening to ‘lawer up’

    I suspect Chip will want to weigh in shortly

    • Mick says:

      Hopefully ex-OS2 will make his run first, in order to ‘soften up’ the target so that Chip’s follow-on delivery will have maximum effect.

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      He might have rocketed up to E-3 or E-4 before getting himself hammered flat for whatever shitbaggery he did to get him booted after a whopping 2 1/2 years.

      I got more time on the shitter at test depth than this fucker had total.

  10. fedupwithposers says:

    What a fucking idiot.. He’s not responding to Facebook messages either…

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    OS Seaman Apprentice in two whole years. Wow. That’s really something. Just can’t figure out what.

  12. Mick says:

    From the ‘Sullivan claims2a’ Facebook screen shot posted above:

    ‘I dont care about Don Shipley…’

    Oh yes you will. And probably very soon.

  13. OldManchu says:

    Good grief does no one want to be an Army Ranger, Slecial Forces, or Air Force PJ anymore?

    Don’t worry Jarheads, I didn’t forget ya Force Recon crew. 😜

  14. AW1Ed says:

    Impressive rack of participation awards, too.

  15. Graybeard says:

    Spencer Sullivan – if you didn’t want to be publicly mocked for your fantasies, you should not have made them public.

    Spencer Sullivan is a liar
    Spencer Sullivan is not a SEAL
    Spencer Sullivan is not worthy of cleaning up the SEAL’s head
    Spencer Sullivan is a whiney baby

  16. Jay says:

    He looks tough in that pic….like he’s about to fist someone.

  17. Frankie Cee says:

    Another STOLEN VALORIST trying to be someone he could never be in real life. Cowards like Spencer Sullivan are a dime a dozen.

  18. ex-OS2 says:

    Another fucking OS.

    Pffttt.

  19. Bobo says:

    Another OS. Did someone just send a message to the OS community that failed OSs are now all SEALs? WTF?

  20. Atkron says:

    As a former Airframer (AMH2), I can honestly say I was a Navy SEALer. I sealed panels, I sealed Main Rotor Blade Tip Caps…and much more. I was a really good Navy SEALer. Poly-sulfide SEALant was also fun when used to seal someone’s locker or locker lock up when they pissed you off.

    Yes, I enjoyed my time being a Navy SEALer. But I would never, ever claim to have earned a Trident, nor claim to have the associated skills and abilities.

    Just an old Airframe Mechanic/Plane Captain, and proud of it.

  21. Former EM1/SS says:

    I believe that earlier in the week, the rating of O/S changed to ‘Obviously (I’m a) SEAL’

  22. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    The only SPECOPS that SPENCER SULLIVAN has been in are those involving felching gerbils, tickling taints, working balls and consuming massive amounts of ghey whey on the fantail…

    SPENCER SULLIVAN – BALLSACK WARRIOR AND STOLEN VALOR ASSCLOWN!

  23. PTBH says:

    All these phony SEALs are representative of a new program. Instead of going through BUD/S like the normal route, these guys avoid the training and merely and ring the bell after it is all over. It is called “Ringing In” or “AOR” Added On Request.

    Studies have found that this method significantly reduces the amount of training injuries, no DORs, saves on the cost of chow but perhaps most significantly – zero combat loses.

  24. HMC Ret says:

    Well, he did rocket all the way to E2 in only 27 months. We’re talking high speed, low drag here. I would suggest, though, that he work on his spelling, grammar and punctuation skills. Well, he would actually have to have some of those skills to work on them, so he needs to start from scratch. By my calculations, that makes only three Sailors who weren’t SEALs. Also, isn’t that the third OS in two weeks claiming to be a SEAL? What the heck is going on within that rating? That’s me and two others who don’t claim to be a SEAL. Who are the other two? The Rangers are being ignored. I’m calling discrimination. Can’t we have some diversity among the communities? Some are barely represented lately. We need an equal number of Rangers, SEALs, PJs, Snipers, etc. Spread the wealth, folks.
    Hey, Sullivan, here’s your Star of Shame on ‘Google Is Forever’. Just think, Sullivan, people will know forever that you’re a slug. Congrats, Dingus.

  25. HMC Ret says:

    BTW, Sullivan, if you can find the time what with all your exploits and heroism, how about deciphering just what the hell you’re trying to say in your post. I’m just guessing here, but I think you’re stupid. I’d give you a pass but you also appear to be a poser. Oh, BTW, you WILL care when Don Shipley hooks you up. Welcome to Google, Dingus.

    • EyesWideOpen says:

      Don Shipley sounds like a bad-ass! Maybe he can talk to Calhoun, too? Posers have no problem roughing up girlfriends but can’t pick on someone their own size

      • Eden says:

        Don Shipley is a retired Navy SEAL Senior Chief Petty Officer. He maintains THE database on everyone who has ever graduated from BUD/S. And his hobby is going after phony SEALs. You do NOT want to be on Don’s bad side. But other types of posers aren’t in his lane, so he usually lets the appropriate veterans deal with them.

  26. Bill R. says:

    Why is “DISCHARGED” spelled wrong on his records?

  27. ChipNASA says:

    I’ve been working my ass off this morning and may miss WOT FIRST! and am hot and sweaty and tired. Much like TSO I am working and dealing with a toddler. Bless both their hearts.(Is 4 still a toddler?)

    This dickbag can lick the sweat off my ballsack. He doesn’t deserve the WALL O SHAME/INSULTS, unless you guys want to take up a vote and get it through.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      No, a four-year old is not a toddler. A four-year old is a seasoned veteran who either disappears to do strange things or just disappears to cause a parent grief. Occasionally, just for old times and to remind the parent who is truly in charge, the four-year old will revert to some toddler antics.

  28. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Definitely OT, but involves a “real deal” SEAL:

    http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/military/sd-me-seal-porn-20170414-story.html

    Bow chicka wow wow….

  29. Dinotanker says:

    Do these guys all go to the same how to take a Badass Selfie class???

    All of my badass pictures usually show me covered in mud, diesel, hydraulic fluid, the stink of being in the field, in a tank, visible in the picture. If Im holding anything its usually a tanker bar or a shovel, prying the regional version of mud out from between the roadwheels. Or asleep, or looking goofy…

    Concerning this Sullivan character; how did Bugs put it? “What a maroon…”

  30. NotaLeg says:

    Nobody ever fakes being a staff officer! What’s not glorious about being a PowerPoint ranger? Phony Seals and phony SF won’t even get to where they are going without us. We are totally unrepresented here and it’s not fair.

  31. Green Thumb says:

    I can only imagine this turd is driving an ice cream truck.

    For the wrong reasons.

    Tool.

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