From Parachutecutie; Parachutecutie is having an on line baby shower for Mr. & Mrs. TSO in anticipation of the arrival of their twin boys.
We all know that Mark has recently been posting about back issues. The reality is he has no back issues. Mark is taking advantage of this ruse and the time off to research deep cost cutting options around the house. I have first hand knowledge that he has been experimenting with the following:
He’s been filling disposable diapers with various quantities of different liquids and solids then hanging them in the back yard to dry so that he can fill them again to test the ability to reuse them. I sure hope he’s spraying them with a disinfectant as they hang to dry.
He’s been experimenting with Ramen noodles for two reasons. 1) He has been picking out all of the “vegetables” to determine the ratio of “nutritious” vegetables to noodles and 2) to determine how many packages he could eat before having to take Exlax to unbind him (we all know about his problem with that, too).
He’s been running a cost analysis of Ramen + exlax against their current grocery receipts.
He’s built this contraption in his back yard and rented a cow to determine, once the twins are off of formula, if one cow can provide enough milk for all the kiddos.
He’s even put Caroline through a class on how to utilize EVERY SINGLE square centimeter of a baby wipe. *sigh*
These are just a few of the “research” projects Mark is currently involved in.
How can we help? Go to one of the links below and lets help stock them up on diapers, wipes and other items the twins will need. Hopefully this will also allow Mark to get back to work and write some articles for The American Legion.