Bill Harney; phony Green Beret

| April 25, 2017 | 89 Comments

Our friends at Green Beret Posers Exposed share their work on this fellow Bill Harney who AverageNCO spotted in an Ocala Star-Banner article;

The Army doesn’t remember it like that;

He was a generator operator at Fort Sam Houston until he went to Leavenworth Disciplinary Barracks as an inmate and then he was discharged as a private after 2 1/2 years of service (so to speak). He never went to Vietnam, he wasn’t special forces trained, he wasn’t wounded, he has no valor awards. And of course, he goes all secret squirrel when the folks at GBPE call him on the phone;

Bill Harney, Green Beret… NOT!! from Guardians Of The Green Beret on Vimeo.

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  1. Graybeard says:

    Oh, not again.
    I know this will make the “not another SEAL-poser” crowd happy, but I’m not happy that Bill Harney chose to defame the Green Berets.

    Bill Harney is a convicted criminal.
    Bill Harney is a liar.
    Bill Harney is not a Green Beret.
    Bill Harney is a fraud.
    Bill Harney is going to regret his lies.
    Bill Harney has been exposed as the slimeball he is.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I second that!

      Bill Harney is a convicted criminal.
      Bill Harney is a liar.
      Bill Harney is not a Green Beret.
      Bill Harney is a fraud.
      Bill Harney is going to regret his lies.
      Bill Harney has been exposed as the slimeball he is.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Let me see if I copy that transmission correctly,, you said:

      Bill Harney is a convicted criminal.
      Bill Harney is a liar.
      Bill Harney is not a Green Beret.
      Bill Harney is a fraud.
      Bill Harney is going to regret his lies.
      Bill Harney has been exposed as the slimeball he is.

      I assume that is quite correct.

    • Bill M says:

      I heard that Graybeard said:

      Bill Harney is a convicted criminal.
      Bill Harney is a liar.
      Bill Harney is not a Green Beret.
      Bill Harney is a fraud.
      Bill Harney is going to regret his lies.
      Bill Harney has been exposed as the slimeball he is.

      Was it in that exact order or was this the order:

      Bill Harney is a liar.
      Bill Harney is going to regret his lies.
      Bill Harney has been exposed as the slimeball he is.
      Bill Harney is a fraud.
      Bill Harney is not a Green Beret.
      Bill Harney is a convicted criminal.

      Not that it matters, because Bill Harney is a POS.

  2. Guard Bum says:

    Fuck that guy! What a bad poser, he needs to buy a motorcycle and a leather vest or at least have a service dog or something.

  3. Claw says:

    First time I’ve ever seen the term (non-effective) applied to the principal duty of a MOS 57A Duty Soldier.

    I can’t even imagine how big of a worthless POS you have to be to have the designation of “non-effective” written into your records.

    • Mick says:

      In addition to being described as being ‘non-effective’, he also received the following highly coveted performance evaluations for the same time period:

      – Conduct: UNSAT

      – Efficiency: UNSAT

      Totally legit.

      He must have been one helluva badass life taker and heart breaker during all of those highly classified missions in the Viet of the Nam.

      Hopefully one day POTUS, SCOTUS, and Congress will all come together in a unanimous agreement to approve the unsealing of his highly classified records so that we can finally learn the real truth about has amazing acts of derring do.

      • Mick says:

        * about HIS amazing acts of derring do

      • Claw says:

        Reviewing the dates on the 2-1, it looks to me like he went AWOL/Deserted after receiving orders for Viet of the Nam and not even a stint at the Retraining Brigade at Fort Riley could straighten him out, so off to Leavenworth he went and not for attendance at the C&GS course.

        As far as the non-effective designator, I guess that means he didn’t even have the initiative or self worth as a man to even wipe his own ass after taking a shit.

        In my estimation, he doesn’t even deserve the NDSM posted to his records.

        • Combat Historian says:

          “Enroute to USAPAC” on your 2-1 usually means an all-expense paid trip to the Viet of the Nam. This fucker was apparently not keen on going…

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            So it’s apparent that he chickened out of a tour in Vietnam as a Generator Jockey in which he likely would have stayed in the rear if I’m correct.

        • Hondo says:

          I’d bet on a longish (6 mo) AWOL or desertion, Claw.

          His Casual/Entoute to USAPAC entry is dated 9 Jun 67. The next entry appears to be his assignment as a Duty Soldier/Spec Proc Det (illegible) with the RepoDepot at Fort Lewis – and is dated 25 Jan 68.

          To me, that looks an awful lot like AWOL for 6+ months (or desertion) in lieu of reporting to Vietnam, followed by either apprehension or voluntary return to duty. But I could be wrong.

  4. ChipNASA says:

    This shithead turd weasel got caught and then tried to play the “I can’t tell you about it” bullshit and then just rolled over and said in the same breath, “Yeah I didn’t get any of that stuff and I’m a loser”, and then DOUBLED DOWN on the “I can’t talk about it” AGAIN and then just bailed.
    I can’t even say he had perfectly good service as he went to the USDB Leavenworth for some offense.

    “I move that Bill Harney; phony Green Beret has earned the WALL O INSULTS.”

    Second?

    • Graybeard says:

      Second, and move the question.

      • ChipNASA says:

        We have a “Second”….all in Favor say “AYE”

        • Ex-PH2 says:

          Aye, aye, aye!

          Fire when ready!

        • ChipNASA says:

          We have multiple “AYE” votes…only one vote required, the “AYE”s have it.

          Wall of Insults®™
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!

          Bill Harney; phony Green Beret, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, baby unit, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee), Is a convicted criminal, is a liar, a fraud and a coward, is *NOT* a Green Beret or was ever SF, NEVER left the US and definitely was not in Vietnam, was *NOT* awarded the Purple Heart, multiple Bronze Stars, The Silver Star, or the Legion of Merit , fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pilsburry Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, turd burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!

  5. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    BILL HARNEY – SPECIAL FECES SEEKRIT SKWIRRL COCKMEAT SAMMICH CONNOISSEUR!!!

  6. Mick says:

    ex-OS2:

    This morning we have a phony Green Beret flushed out into the open for you. Please proceed inbound.

    You are cleared hot.

  7. OldManchu says:

    The green beret posers are still lagging way behind the SEAL posers for 2017. They need to step it up.

  8. AverageNCO says:

    He must be familiar with the poser outing scenario, because as soon as he received the first phone call he dumped his Facebook. As you can see we had already screen shot the important stuff. Regardless of his Top-Secret nonsense, his own Facebook proves he’s a liar. He had two different photos on his Facebook of SF squads, and it both pics he claimed to be a specific person in the photo. One pic was taken in 1962 when he was too young to serve, and the soldier in the other pic was ID’d as someone else.
    The one tragic thing about him taking down his Facebook is that none of you get to see his video from 2008 where he announces his plans to run for President. It was about 15 minutes long, and in true Billy Madison style, I was dumber for having watched it.

  9. Grunt says:

    You know, it just blows me away that people do shit like this. If I had a military experience like this guy’s, I’d count my blessings, keep my head down, and go about my life like a normal person. Not double down on my stupidity.

    I don’t get it.

    • Graybeard says:

      When you work around criminals long enough, you finally realized that – counter to all good sense – they not only double-down on stupid, they flip the die to ’64’

      There are a few who learn from the pain of being stupid, but most will pee on the electric fence again thinking they can beat the odds.

      • RM3(SS) says:

        I worked in the jail for a few years, what I noticed was that within a few days of being booked in, the inmates would always have a way of twisting the events around that got them incarcerated until they were the victim.

        • Graybeard says:

          No one in prison is guilty. Just ask ’em, they’ll tell you.

          (Honestly, a few do admit they are guilty. Those are the guys who either have a great chance of going straight when they get out, or don’t give a rat’s… about it, and will do it again.)

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    Must be the spring sunshine. The fake esseffers are going to start popping up like weeds in a discouraged lawn.

  11. sounds like he was more a 1st class phallic squeezer bovine manure specialist, not so much a green beret nor even a 52B generator repair spec. unless of course he worked in dark ops because he couldn’t get the generators to work, thus no lights….yeah that’s it, he worked in the dark

  12. Rob Gricks says:

    He does have the National Defense Service medal. We know they don’t just hand those out, so he has that going for him.

    • 2/17 Air Cav says:

      Mine is in its own shadow box, with a 24/7 spotlight on it. The glass is double thick and beside the box is a keypad for coded access. Once a month I unlock the box, remove the medal and clean it.

    • ChipNASA says:

      I had one and I didn’t mind it properly and then when it hit puberty when it got older, it gave birth to a second one so now, I have to keep them locked up and separated, lest I have another.
      /no way, too fat, old, disabled and DGAFF anymore.

      • HMC Ret says:

        Chip: Ditto here. I learned I had earned two, count them, two of the highly coveted NDSM. I was only presented one in my shadow box, but somehow the one in the box was able to asexually reproduce so, walla, there are now two.

        In keeping with the status of such awards, I keep them in a titanium casement filled with inert argon gas. This was they are protected from all elements. Future generations will pay homage to me and my many accomplishments.

  13. Green Thumb says:

    Confinement-style discharge.

    Turd.

  14. Martinjmpr says:

    Minor quibble, Jonn: Does not look like he was incarcerated at Leavenworth but rather was sent to the US Army Correctional Training Facility. I looked it up on Google and found this link:

    https://bootcampmilitaryfitnessinstitute.com/2013/03/13/1960s-and-70s-and-the-us-army-correctional-training-facility-ctf/

    Summary from the page:

    In 1968, the US Army Correctional Training Facility (CTF) was established at Fort Riley, Kansas, in response to public demands during the mid-1960s that society should attempt to rehabilitate criminals in confinement rather than just confine them. Its mission was to return military inmates to duty with improved attributes and motivation through intensive training, supervision and correctional treatment. It has been described as the first boot camp or ‘shock incarceration’ programme.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      BTW I have a vague memory of some kind of similar “disciplinary unit” at Fort Riley in the 1980’s, does anyone else remember that?

      • Martinjmpr says:

        Ah, found it. It was called the US Army Retraining Brigade (USARB.)

        Is it still there? I’m not finding any modern references to the USARB. Again I seem to recall it was there in the Summer of 1985 or so when my COARNG did annual training (AT) at Riley.

        I’m guessing with the end of the draft and the rise of the all-volunteer force the Army figures there’s little point in trying to keep problem children in uniform when it’s easier to kick them to the curb and find someone who wants to be there.

        • Combat Historian says:

          I remember reading about the Retraining Brigade in an old article in the old “Soldiers” magazine when I was an enlisted guy back in the early ’80s. It was sort of like disciplinary bootcamp for lousy performers and GI delinquents…

          P.S.: Do they still even publish that mag anymore? Back in my enlisted days, they used to have female swimsuit models on the back-end page. I bet they don’t anymore…

        • Claw says:

          MJ, as near as I can tell (from interwebz researching) the USARB and it’s later named counterpart the USA Correctional Brigade, ceased operations at Camp Funston (on Fort Riley proper) on 1 October 1992.

          The last real reference I saw to there being a “Retraining” atmosphere was in the early 80’s, then it was turned over to a “Corrections” type operation.

      • Martinjmpr says:

        My guess is he probably didn’t commit any serious crimes like robbery, assault or rape, more likely he was just a dirtbag, shirker, goldbrick, etc. Probably got a couple of ART 15’s and when those didn’t straighten him out, his command sent him to Fort Riley to try and “rehabilitate” him.

        I’m guessing that was easier than trying to come up with charges for a Court Martial.

      • 2/17 Air Cav says:

        Leavenworth is much cooler than some retraining brigade. There are no street creds given for retraining brigade or, for that matter, a stint in the stockade. Ya gots to go to the Big House for creds.

      • Claw says:

        You didn’t make a mistake, Jonn.

        Harney, himself, said in the phone call that he was sent to Leavenworth from Riley.

        • 2/17 Air Cav says:

          Give him the street creds! He earned them, the hard way.

          • Claw says:

            Well the next to last entry on the 2-1 does say “Conf” (not Conf/Trainee like at Riley) from October 68 until February 69, but with the station being redacted one can only surmise it was the big gray bar hotel.

            It was big boy time he spent there, not like juvey time at Riley./smile

            • Claw says:

              Not to mention that the Conf/Trainee entry does say he PCS’ed away from Riley, so I’m pretty sure he spent his last days of “Service” at the big house.

              But, Yeah, 2/17 makes a good point on getting your street creds bumped up so you can run with the big dogs instead of staying on the porch.

        • Martinjmpr says:

          Yeah, he also said he was a green beret.

          If this shitbird told me the sky was blue I’d check for myself before I believed it.

    • Perry Gaskill says:

      One possibility is that Harney was drafted in Sept. ’66. He was trained as a powerman, then sent to Ft. Sam where he managed to seriously piss somebody off. As a form of punishment, and to get rid of him, the med unit cut him orders for Viet Nam.

      The record seems unclear about what happened next. From 9 Jun ’67 to 1 May ’68, Harney was apparently either in the wind as an AWOL or undergoing punishment for not reporting for transit to RVN. The hand-written entries for 1 May ’68 and the one above it are cryptic. Was the “USADIRETLSTH” or whatever at Ft. Lewis the transit depot for RVN deployment per his Ft. Sam orders? If so, why did he spend four months at Ft. Lewis before getting bounced to Ft. Dix and then Ft. Riley? Did he refuse to go to RVN?

      An alternate scenario is that the AWOL time was because Harney thought he could run out the clock. If he showed up at Lewis with less than one year left in service, he wouldn’t normally have deployed to RVN because it would have amounted to less than a full tour.

      Still another aspect is that Harney might have served only two years in the Army if he was a draftee, but wound up spending an extra six months by being a dummy.

      • Claw says:

        Perry, I’m usually pretty good at deciphering those acronyms on Form 2-1’s, so here goes:

        The hand written entries refer to SPEC PROC DET (illegible) USAOSREPLSTA which to me say Special Processing Detachment at the US Army Overseas Replacement Station at Fort Lewis.

        Hope I helped.

        • Perry Gaskill says:

          Thanks, Claw. That makes sense. According to the Ft. Lewis chronology on Wikipedia, the base was limited to being a transfer and training center between the time the 4th ID left in ’66 to go to RVN, and the time a brigade of the 9th ID returned from RVN to Lewis in ’69.

  15. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    he grins like a meat gazer in a crowded Men’s room and to Bill Harney I say in so many ways:

    Fuck you
    kutomba wewe
    Chinga te
    fout toi
    Fick dich
    Ебать тебя
    あなたにファック
    اللعنة لك
    մինետ ձեզ
    Knulle deg
    엿 먹어라.
    tu scopare
    Neuken je
    Vittu
    anal oe
    Baszd meg
    Ræstu þig
    na; ị
    ag fuck tú
    јеби се
    nulle deg
    توهان ٿئي
    vilis
    તમે વાહિયાત
    foda-se
    vaffanculo
    пішов на хуй
    زمريانو تاسو
    Qij ju
    Kurva vás
    féck dech
    persse
    Foda você
    bangsat nu
    jancok sampeyan

    You piece of shit!

  16. Tony180a says:

    This shitbird needs remedial poser training. He needs to link up with Al”8Ball” Merklien to step his douchebagerry up a notch!!

  17. 3/17 Air Cav says:

    From the side the guy looks like he could be Alan Merklein’s twin!

    • Claw says:

      3/17, sure am glad and happy now to see you are commenting. I was beginning to wonder about you and was planning on making a phone call tomorrow to check your status.

      • 3/17 Air Cav says:

        Claw and Ex……….thanks for your concern. Life is good for me. I know I had not commented in quite a while. In saying that, I have still been following TAH everyday.

        For a time, I was dealing with a lot of anger concerning my treatment at the hands of the jailers during my time in Oregon. I got off with diversion. I have four more hours of education classes and I’m done with it.

        I’ll be going back in Oct for alumni weekend hoping I run into that cadet jailer on the street, so I can tell him what a dick he was and is?

        Take care
        Steve

    • ex-OS2 says:

      Good to see you commenting again 3/17 Air Cav.

  18. Combat Historian says:

    I just had lunch at a Chinese buffet, and reading of this worthless sack of shit is actually making me want to physically wretch…

  19. rgr769 says:

    Isn’t interesting how we constantly have all these stockade and brig rats with DD’s claiming to be high-speed special operations war heroes. It is getting to the point where the ex-military dick-steppers are now outnumbering the never-served valor thieves. The totally fake valor thieves like “Soup Sandwich” and “Soul-patch McBallduster” are becoming more of a rarity here.

  20. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    Hey! Hey! That’s General Ballduster Mc Soulpatch and Master Sergeant Soup Sandwich. Both legendary. Both dead.

  21. martinjmpr says:

    BTW I thought that the rumors of MSgt Soup Sandwich’s death turned out to be greatly exaggerated?

  22. JimV says:

    5 and 10 KW generators. Back in the c-ration days, I would heat up my ration on the exhaust manifold of the generator.

  23. Skidmark says:

    Just when I thought I would get through the comments without reading the same metaphor for the 735th time…Bam, there it is and counting.

  24. IDC SARC says:

    72 Yasser Arafats…enjoy them for eternity

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