Justin Sheets; phony Marine Recon/Scout Sniper

| April 26, 2017 | 69 Comments

Someone sent us their work on this Justin Sheets fellow who started a business Praetorian Services Group, LLC based on his Marine Corps training as a Force Recon Marine and a Scout Sniper. That didn’t work out well for him, I guess;

The Marine Corps doesn’t remember training him to be a Recon Marine, or a sniper, nor do they remember him being wounded or deployed to Iraq;

He was a Marine in the USMC Reserves, he did two months active duty for initial training, he served as an auto mechanic and he was activated in 2003 for a mobilization to Colorado in support of Noble Eagle. He was discharged the following year as a Lance Corporal (E-3) with five years in the Reserves.

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    Tankboy, who actually served in Fallujah and lost good men there, is NOT going to like this. This douchenugget is in deep deep doodooo…

  2. Hayabusa says:

    Cool. Haven’t seen a phony Recon Marine and Scout Sniper in a while. With all the phony SEALs and SF of late, it’s nice to see the Marines getting a little phony love too.

  3. Hayabusa says:

    I notice he is claiming to be a former State Department DSS agent as well. I’m going to go way out on a limb and call bullshit on that claim, too.

  4. Dapandico says:

    He needs a mullet to be taken serious as a bounty hunter

  5. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    It’s my understanding that skulking around the motor pool is exactly like being a scout sniper…../sarc

    What a special kind of man, short bus special, but special nonetheless.

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    Wow. Two months on active duty. I’m whelmed.

  7. sj says:

    Oh please. By now you all know that his records are classified and he can’t talk about it (except on Facebook). The very few unclassified records were burned in that fire awhile back. Jeeeeze.

  8. Mayhem says:

    Every Sekrit Skwirle knows that the only Govt approved media to discuss Classified thru Top Secret Operations (or existences) is Facebook. I mean its not like he was doing this on Twitter. I don’t understand what all the Hooplah is about. The dude was a Marine S/S which in my book means Marine Shit Sucker right? Am I right? Did I forget to turn the Sarcasm switch on again? Hello is this thing on?

  9. AW1 Tim says:

    Ya know,now that his business address has been posted, and he’s been exposed, perhaps some REAL Force Recon Marines might want to stop by and give the young man some “wall-to-wall” counseling, to bring him “up to speed” on the errors of his ways, and how he might correct them in order to prevent future “misunderstandings”.

    I’d also suggest that his unpaid employees take a trip down to the courthouse and file a complaint in small claims court.

  10. Graybeard says:

    Justin Sheets is not a Marine Recon.
    Justin Sheets is not a sniper.
    Justin Sheets is (probably) not a decent mechanic.
    Justin Sheets is probably plagued with bed bugs.
    Justin Sheets is a hero just in the sheets – alone.
    Justin Sheets is a liar.
    Justin Sheets is a con-man.
    Justin Sheets has violated the Marine creed.
    Justin Sheets is a thief.
    Justin Sheets is going to really enjoy his fame.

  11. OldManchu says:

    Justin Sheets glues shaved ball hair to his chin because he can’t grow a real goatee.

  12. Wilted Willy says:

    Just remember, you don’t have to belong to the KKK to be a wizard under the sheets? Oh, yes, also, fuck you ass hamster! I hope your balls rot off and you have a very painful death!

  13. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    “[H]he was activated in 2003 for a mobilization to Colorado…” You know, when the then-Soviets invaded Colorado in 1984, most of us thought that the war would be over soon. Not so. As you know, Patrick Swayze and his band were wiped out, but men such as Justin stepped up to fill their shoes. I know what you’re thinking: “Where we get such men?” The answer is out of dumpsters and trash heaps from across this great land of ours.

  14. Silentium Est Aureum says:

    Gotta love the dedication he shows to a career he never had.

  15. Ex-PH2 says:

    He was a Scout sniper. He sniped at Scouts. That explains the online cookie sales over the last few years. The kids got tired of being sniped at by this junkmaster.

  16. Mick says:

    Oh. Hell. No. Here we go again.

    Phony Recon Marine.

    Phony Marine Scout Sniper.

    — sigh —

    He also falsely claims to be a Marine SNCO (Staff Sergeant/E-6) in one of the screen shots posted above.

    Hopefully he’ll encounter a real Marine Recon SNCO very soon, now that he’s achieved TAH Stolen Valor stardom.

  17. 2/17 Air Cav says:

    This clown is so low, he aspires to the lofty ranks of dirt bag and shit stain.

  18. ChipNASA says:

    OK, Here we go again because this fucknozzle is and has gone extra douchebag…..

    “I move that Justin Sheets; phony Marine Recon/Scout Sniper has earned the WALL O INSULTS.”

    Second?

    • Former EM1/SS says:

      I second that emotion

      • ChipNASA says:

        LOL

        We have a “Second”….all in Favor say “AYE”

        • ChipNASA says:

          We have multiple “AYE” votes…only one vote required, the “AYE”s have it.

          (FYI, we have a few new additions since the other day…like the hide and seek of new insults. LOL)

          Wall of Insults®™
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!

          XXX name of Stolen valor Dickbag…., ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, Both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, baby unit, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee),
          (Usually describing Stolen Valor behavior in this place…) , fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsburry Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, turd burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!

  19. OldBoy says:

    Lets not forget the lengthy SOCNET forum thread on him from a few years back

    http://www.socnet.com/showthread.php?t=92261

    I went to school with this douchebag. He’s always taken the opportunity to talk about how much of a bad ass and success he is. He’s been called out before and gets crafty with his word-smithing. He always has an answer for holes and discrepancies and tends to always be the victim. Everyones out to get him.

    He even claimed yesterday the SOCNET thread wasnt about him but ANOTHER JP Sheets, whom also lived in Colorado. Weird, that two Sheets went to the same MJC, joined the Marines and resided in CO.

    He also claims that the DD 214 isnt the only one he has. I guess the other ones are classified.

    • gitarcarver says:

      Thanks for the link. The referenced thread is a rare case of a beatdown of not one, but two buttwipes.

      While not as “direct” (harsh) as the folks here, clearly that forum does not suffer fools and liars gladly.

      Thanks again for the read.

  20. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Phony Recon Marine.

    Phony Marine Scout Sniper.

    JUSTIN SHEETS – PROFESSIONAL RUMP RIDER AND SEEKRIT SKWIRRL SNIPER!

  21. FatCircles0311 says:

    What a fucking weekend warrior pog bitch.

  22. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Dirty jock strap licking pisspants booger-eating bedwetting Sparkle Pony of a fuck apple! His Daddy and Sadaam Hussein have one thing in common, they BOTH should have pulled out early.

  23. Hack Stone says:

    He should go into business with Jared Stern.

  24. NavyEODguy says:

    A link to complaints against him and his online responses. What a friggin’ assclown this guy is.

    http://m.ripoffreport.com/reports/security-services-praetorian-services-praetorian-services-group-llc-487274

  25. HMC Ret says:

    He didn’t do much, but he did what was asked of him, but that wasn’t enough. Had to embellish his ‘career’ and become a member of a very small community where most know each other by sight or name. Like claiming to be a SEAL in that relatively small group or, worse, a MoH recipient. We haven’t had one of those in I think a year or so.
    He couldn’t leave well enough alone, though, and now he’s going to be disgraced for life.

    • OldBoy says:

      Justin thinks highly of himself, which isn’t a bad thing, but he does it to a fault. He’s made the claims that he can back up his claims with pictures, certificates, etc. He’s just put too many holes in his story for it to be credible.

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