John Scott; phony SEAL

| July 25, 2017 | 45 Comments

Someone on Capitol Hill got suspicious about this fellow, John Scott of Inwood, West Virginia (about halfway between Winchester, VA and Martinsburg, WV). Apparently, he’s been telling tall tales of his derring-do in the halls of Congress and someone didn’t like it. He claims that he earned a Purple Heart in Kosovo, that he was a sniper and suffers from PTSD, according to folks;

The Navy says “Who?”

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. Dapandico says:

    The sniper shooting at Hillary when she landed in Bosnia?

  2. Tallywhagger says:

    Another specimen from Hillary’s basket of deplorables.

  3. OldManchu says:

    What the fuck? A Wyatt Earp mustache AND… a soul tip? At the same time?

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    Asswiping ass hamster.

  5. Jay says:

    He was the one who shot at Brian Williams plane. It all makes sense now.

  6. Sj says:

    Is he a congrescritter? Staffer? ? (Im in an undisclosed location with tin can and string commo so can’t googlefoo it. Barely get YAH to open)

  7. Graybeard says:

    Bet I can guess which political party he identifies with…

    • Silentium Est Aureum says:

      Doesn’t matter. Jonn, et al, will light up all proven ohonies, regardless of political affiliation.

      Just look at some of the folks that have been highlighted over the years who hold office. Neither party is safe or above getting called out.

  8. IDC SARC says:

    On the positive side, better a never-served gnardgargler, than a embellishing veteran.

    Dikk

  9. Jonn Lilyea says:

    I want to give you more information on him, but I just can’t at this point.

  10. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    GREAT SCOTT, another phony baloney with a bad hair growth under his schnozola.

  11. Combat Historian says:

    Has Jonn nabbed a high-level congressional phony? We await with popcorn ready…

  12. Skyjumper says:

    I could be wrong, but I think he’s this Cyril de Bergerac feller. Willing to bet my JD that his nose is not the only thing that grows when he gets to talking about his phony military derring-do wells.

    Jonn, are you sure he’s not from Inbreed, WV instead of Inwood? 😉

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/35/97/01/359701de1326582b5aa532f615fe7fed.jpg

  13. Green Thumb says:

    Think “Pedophile”.

    I would keep this maggot away from kids.

    And out of the Men’s room.

  14. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Another pisspants glittery gargoyle gonad-gazing thumb sucking Men’s Room toe-tapping Swamp Donkey as well as a….

    Cocksucker.

  15. Does he have drinks at a local congressional watering hole and share war stories with Dic Blumenthal ? maybe they fudgepac each other, I’m sure they have bonded

  16. JDM says:

    Must have been HRC door gunner in Bosnia?

    COL David Hunt blew that bs story up.

    Hey if HRC can do it then they say why not me?
    Like the time she said she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary except she was 5 years old already.

  17. mr. sharkman says:

    The # of guys (Army, Navy, USMC) claiming counter-sniper time in that part of the world at that time is small, and they all know each other.

    Narrowing the field by claiming to be a Teamguy taking part in such activities at that place and time = idiocy.

    ‘PTSD’? Save such sympathies for the locals. They all have a legitimate claim to said affliction, in my opinion.

  18. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    He looks like the type that enjoys juicy bananas and squirting sausages.

  19. Lurking Vet says:

    Did a congressional staffer search, didn’t pop up in any offices under his name

  20. Robert Fields says:

    He is not a staffer. Worked up on Capitol Hill.

  21. Patricia chapple says:

    Unfortunately I know this guy personally. It’s unbelievable and deplorable that he would pose as any military member. During his supposed time in the military he was a Navy dependent husband.

  22. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Okay, that’s it, I hereby make a motion for John Scott the phony SEAL to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™, Somebody please post a Second to the motion and an “AYE” vote!!!

  23. Concerned Citizen says:

    I know this guy too. He’s been blind in one eye from approx.the age of 3.
    If you’re going to fake being something you aren’t,at least make it believable.
    The US Navy isn’t so hard up yet that they are accepting blind men into the SEAL program. Geesh.

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