Matthew Williams; Phony SEAL

| August 28, 2017 | 73 Comments

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this Matt Williams fellow who claims that he’ll train you to be Navy SEAL and pro-wrestler just like him;

Of course, he’s one of only three survivors of his SEAL Team and he caught the PTSD;

When Military Phonies asked the NPRC for his records, they replied “Who?”

Category: Phony soldiers

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  1. 91A1P says:

    “Beast Mode” apparently includes a lot of fat …

  2. Green Thumb says:

    Dude looks like he hangs around kids.

    That ain’t good.

  3. Jay says:

    Love when fat dudes claim to be weight lifters….must be in the forever bulking phase.


  4. Combat Historian says:

    Not even a boot camp washout, just a phony phat phuck who likes to play pretend…

    P.S.: I bet this POS was never a WWE pro-wrestler either…

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      Not a sumo wrestler, either. Too skinny.

      • Poetrooper says:

        I was going to point out to all these fat-shamers here that just because you don’t have well-defined musculature doesn’t mean you can’t be incredibly strong-and fast. Sumo wrestlers are a prime example as are professional football linemen.

        In the “old Army” when fat guys could still serve, we even had some in the Airborne who were bad-ass to the bone. One of the strongest and fastest I ever knew looked much like this phony SEAL. He’d re-enlisted for the Airborne because he got tired of all the violence associated with being a night club bouncer.

        I crossed him one time with my smart mouth and he put me down with a single punch to my sternum which I never saw coming. I couldn’t breathe without pain for a week. Heh…

    • Son of Loyd says:

      *Puke alert*

      He means Wee Wee Emmentaler. He wrestles with his fat gut getting to his wee wee in order to get the frumunda cheese produced there.

  5. Roh-Dog says:

    This dude should spend more time wrestling with his appetite and the truth.

  6. Ex-PH2 says:

    I think one of these guys could teach him a thing or two. Code of honor, you know.

  7. thebesig says:

    He would’ve had a better chance of convincing people that he was Mr. Shreck, Mr. Potato Head, or one of those “Arf Arf” seals. The only thing that I see him “assaulting” is the all-you-can-eat buffet, and as many doughnuts as he can grab and gobble up. Those all-you-can-eat buffet owners must have the, “Oh shit, we’re going to be fucked” look when they see him pull into the driveway, then they breathe a sigh of relief and count their luck after he leaves their establishment, leaving a wake of buffet entries all jacked up and messy.

  8. F*** all of you says:

    I think it’s sad that the only thing you all can come up with to make fun of this man is that he’s fat. If he lied about being in the military, that’s wrong.. why not mention that instead? Talking about his weight and buffets makes you no better than he is. You’re all ignorant.

  9. BIm says:

    It seems that it is not this clown’s first rodeo with Stolen Valor. I refer to a comment that he made way back on 16-Feb-2011 (

    In case it ‘disappears’, here is the statement from Fatty Bo-boMattie:

    I feel no real need to make a comment about people questioning me with tons of military questions. My Life, My Business. Period. Furthermore, I have NOTHING but the utmost respect and admiration for our men and women who serve our country. As ALL men in my family have for several generations. From WWI, WWII, Vietnam, Korea, Desert Storm, etc.. However,since some of you are TOTAL A-holes, that felt the need to bother my Family tonight,let me set the record straight. I hereby state on this date, Feb 16th, 2011 I am NOT a Navy Seal, nor currently in the military. For those of you messaging me with hostility, claiming to be a SEAL, or Ex SEAL. ( I figure 95% are full of **it) However, if you were, just cause you passed the course, seems like you are still lacking in the maturity and integrity department. Two things taught above all else in the Teams,but then what do I know? (*wink) Have a good night folks. Oh, and lay off the Juice, your alls testosterone levels are through the roof!’

  10. AZtoVA says:

    WTH is it with selfies in the front seat of your car? I could understand a selfie in front of your car, so everyone could tell how much of a manly man you are by the badass Mopar in the background, but seriously – in the front seat and wearing that wussy seat-belt?

  11. MCPO NYC USN Ret. says:

    You guyz are clueless!

    What he meant to say is, “my name is Shrek”.

    You have to read between the lines!

  12. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 says:

    Hey Mathew, as long as you look like a nebish, don’t B.S. the peeps about something that your not.

  13. Skippy says:

    BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

  14. lily says:

    “The U.S. navy and marine corps divers have now recovered the remains of all 10 USS John S.McCain sailors,” the Seventh Fleet said in a statement on its website.

    The news follows the navy’s Thursday announcement that it had suspended wider search and rescue operations after finding and identifying the remains of one sailor.

    The navy found the remains of missing sailors inside sealed sections of the damaged hull of the warship, which is moored at Singapore’s Changi Naval Base.

  15. Bombstopr says:

    His Operation FB Shutdown is on. But his second FB page is still up and allows posts.

  16. Marine 0331 says:

    Ok, ok, so we’ve worn out the fact that this lying blob is a tub-o-lard that never met a slice of pie he didn’t like – did he really fucking say he was a fucking bodybuilder? Holy Fucking schnikes!!! What I want to discuss his his total lack of writing skills. I know all you dogfaces think us Jarheads are dumb as a bag of hammers, but the SEALs….man you guys are really dumb. Errr, I mean, you phony SEALs. So far, of all the phony branches of the service, phony SEALs are the dumbest.

  17. mr. sharkman says:

    The hat. That fuckin’ hat.

    1 of 3 survivors of his Team. HIS TEAM. Holy sh1t I missed the part where one of the Teams lost >100 SEALs. WTF happened? 😉

    And the ‘mini Murph’ posted is a fvcking disgrace to the memory of Lt. Murphy and his level of conditioning/fitness (which was outstanding within the group of his peers).

    From the flab factor showing in the ‘beast mode’ picture, I wonder if he lifts anything besides the ice cream scoop.

  18. IDC SARC says:

    Figured a phony SEAL discussion might be a good place to post this.

    Mike Thornton got his MOH saving another SEAL LT MOH winner in Vietnam.

    I’ve met Mike Thorton, it was years ago when he was an LDO and still harder than woodpecker lips.

    • mr. sharkman says:

      Fvckin’ HOOYAH LT Thornton.

      I’ve got a pic with me sandwiched between him and Tom Norris at an East Coast reunion. I’ll see if I can find a way to post it here. Or give me an email addy and I’ll email to you.

      I’ve also got (but location unknown, I really hope I haven’t lost it) a polaroid snapped by a buddy long ago: Thornton signing off on my dive quals on the pier @ Norfolk. I need to track that down and get it scanned.

      I really need to try to round up all the pics I can, especially from buddies. I didn’t take that many myself (pre-smartphone+camera era) and never kept an organized photo album. I wish I had.

      And patches and pins…dozens from all over the world I need to get them all together and secured.

      FFL Jungle Warfare pin, Commando Hubert patch and pin, I could go on and on. But they are scattered. Very sad I let that happen (although a nephew who is big into military history is inadvertently collecting them all as he finds them in various bags and pouches and a couple of boxes I have stored at his parents house).

      Jocko and Mike Thornton in the same video. Stallone just felt an urgent need to start using tampons. 😉

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